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General Discussion / My cRPG Blog! ^__^

« on: April 22, 2014, 05:14:34 am »

Please don't move this!  It's definitely game related!

Listening to: Tool
Mood: I dunno  :

So, like, I started up cRPG again after awhile because, I dunno, I guess maybe it has a special place in my heart or something like that.  I'm just gonna write down what I think about every time I play and it's gonna be wacky and way random sometimes maybe but I can't help who I am !

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So I guess what just really gets me is that I can't just get everything to work the way I want.  I just think that, like, I'm a goddess, right?  I have a tight butt, nice eyes, everything should just fall into stride!  I can't help it if I'm not like, the best at everything, like, seriously, just get off my back about it, right?  I'm not even trying to be like, what I'm not, I'm just trying to be what I am.  I can't help who I am any more than you can help me.  Wow, feels good to get that off my chest.

Also, this water tastes awful.

I just get depressed sometimes about it, like maybe I'm just wasting all my social energy on stuff, instead of getting out there and being like 'hey!' and doing all these things.  If I were charismatic and sexy, I'd be drowning in pussy, but I'm not, so whatever.  I don't even like this anymore, but I guess I'll do it.  I'm not even asking for much, just a little bit of fun: it's just so boooring sometimes.

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I think I should just start a journal, and put all the things I should say or want to do to express myself in it.  Maybe that will help me just be more confident and feel better about myself, because sometimes, I dunno, I just really don't.  Also, this water is disgusting: it's been seven years since it's tasted like dog hair, why the hell does it taste like that now?

Anyway, I'm just so over the whole thing.  It's boring, it's cool, I don't care.  Like I said, I'm a goddess, things should just work out for me .  Also, like, please favorite and subscribe and go to my tumblr!  ^___^

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General Discussion / Is it worth it anymore?

« on: February 20, 2014, 07:22:33 am »

Well, is it?

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Wry?
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General Discussion / Mornings on NA1.

« on: January 17, 2014, 12:54:55 pm »

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The word size now has no meaning to me.

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Spam / Ban Brrrak

« on: November 28, 2013, 09:20:51 pm »

mod sucks

i suck

rageshitposting

spamming forums

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General Discussion / Munitions Cap is...

« on: November 19, 2013, 10:26:25 pm »

Pretty neat.  It lets me cosplay as one of my favorite Weeaboo characters, Griffith:

It's not perfect, but...
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Bonus points for roleplay...
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Spam / The Clitoris

« on: November 11, 2013, 05:29:39 am »

lol

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Spam / Taleworlds Shutting Down Servers and Turning off CD Key Verification.

« on: October 30, 2013, 02:18:32 am »

It seems that in anticipation of the release of Bannerlord, Taleworlds is cancelling their support of Warband.

See here.

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Mercenary Recruitment / Never hire me to merc for you.

« on: May 14, 2013, 07:23:46 am »

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General Discussion / Just Testing Something

« on: May 12, 2013, 09:31:10 pm »

At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.
At fifteen, I had the will to learn; at thirty, I could stand; at forty, I had no doubts; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding; at sixty, my ears were opened; at seventy, I could do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the square.

Wordfilters do change size, okay.

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Suggestions Corner / Buff Everything around 2h

« on: May 04, 2013, 06:45:40 pm »

Exactly what the title says.  So many people complain and cry out for nerfs to 2h, which has really not seen many, to be fair, and go on and on and on about how it takes no skill to use 2h against other people.  Well, that's not really quite accurate, but it's a good hyperbole for exposing the real problem with 2h vs. most other builds.  See, my assertion is that, as it stands, 2h is just right where it needs to be: beautiful animations, good weapon stats, easy to use and hard to master. 

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I prepare myself for the inevitable -1s for that last statement.

So, what are we to do?  Do we just nerf 2h as every other class has been, until we're all running about just boffing each other with nerf swords and nerf bolts and splashing water on each other for throwing weapons?  Or, do we leave 2h where it is, perhaps with a few tweaks(?), and buff everything around where 2h is now?  A lot of you will argue, "2h is so easy, so overpowered, that it will take a huge amount of buffing to get 1h/pole/etc. etc. etc., whatever I play to the point where 2h is."  If it takes that much buffing, I say, let's do all that buffing.

Who's with me?

FRESH EDIT: Seeing some really good ideas being posted here.  That was part of the intent of this thread: not to just gather what the overall feeling regarding 2h vs. other melee is, but also to get ideas on how to better balance things out.

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I use a GGS.

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NA (Official) / [UNBAN] Princess_Peanut_Butter_Cunt

« on: April 06, 2013, 03:30:22 am »

I'm just in spec mode, watching the game, (send Braeden a couple [Q]Helps, literally just a couple, to be an arse, but nothing so serious), and suddenly I find that I am banned from the game.  No warning, no cease and desist order, just banned.

Yes, the name is Princess_Peanut_Butter_Cunt.  If the name was inappropriate, maybe one of the numerous admins should have informed me I was apparently breaking a rule.

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cRPG Technical problems / Issues with new Chinese armors

« on: October 30, 2012, 03:21:15 am »

See here: for unofficial hotfix, if you don't check general discussion first off.
Which you really should

Official Patch Issues
Missing texture: Eastern Lamellar Robe. 
Rigging error: Eastern Lamellar with Jacket has two points (thorax and leg) that extend forever, one up along y and the other along z.
Cannot reproduce.
Partial reproduction in NA_Community_1

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Further: it seems that even if you or another person do not see the lines going for forever, someone else may.

EDIT: Adding screenshots in a bit.
EDIT: Screenshots added.

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Spam / Free nudes Christina Aguielera and Morgan Freeman CLICK HERE!11!11!

« on: October 30, 2012, 12:52:38 am »

We are patching cRPG... please stand by


you can join the chat meanwhile: #mount&blade-crpg @ quakenet.org
Forum is up, if your login fails, wait for the crpg site to be back up.
Forum

Official changelog pls?

EDIT: Record time to spam, nice.

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Spam / cyberbully is bad

« on: July 01, 2012, 12:46:37 am »

pls stopping it

 

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Sell/Trade / Selling +1 Long Espada Eslanova 400k Gold

« on: June 17, 2012, 03:18:21 pm »

400k asking price, may be willing to negotiate, pm for details.

Tempered Long Espada Eslavona
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weapon length: 103
weight: 1.2
difficulty: 12
speed rating: 99
weapon length: 103
thrust damage: 29 pierce
swing damage: 28 cut
slots: 1