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Game Admin Feedback / [NA/EU] CASSI (hoot hoot)

« on: November 21, 2017, 02:14:50 pm »

Cassi is a new generation admin ,in contrast to most of the admins,she is a well deserved admin.She is one of the few active admins in this year of the mod.Respect her.

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cRPG Technical problems / Very technical forum issue.

« on: November 19, 2017, 12:10:19 am »

I can't open my own boards,i have heard some ppl have that problem too.How can we fux this.thank you very much for helping me.I am honoured.

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Suggestions Corner / My own thread.

« on: November 18, 2017, 11:48:30 pm »

firstly,massage to my secret hater mod : fuck you. Well guyz what's up ,since there are only 20-30 ppl left who is still lurking around here i want my own board to shit post,since i am unable to do that i suggested my self that i could have a thread which i can post my posts.In this thread i will post some stuff time to time,anguished admins can suggest me to closr this thread,don't ban me

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Suggestions Corner / I am not muted for 3 days,did my secret hater admin's pc broke?writingtothelimit

« on: August 31, 2017, 12:04:38 pm »

There is this single admin keep muting me to %100 muting level for trifle reasons,i am still k for 2-3 days,so probably he is offline for 2-3 days.Who is he,have any guesses???,that afro american is hiding in his loophole and keep throwing me burning arrows when i enter the castle.what do u SUGGEST i do to stop that.

There is a spanish saying in granada:
"Es un hombre malo,necesito eliminatar este persona furiomente,duromente."
That means,stand forward u cunt if u have some balls,stop muting ppl for private reasons i will open 1 hour relaxation song for tired ones on youtube,and eviscerate u ,cut ur body into pieces,will relax u from urself bitch.Will plug the eyes let u read this with my crymore and put my crymore's pommel into ur eye sockets dividing it into two.
Come ft7 me on arena i have already plated my knee u ogre of meaningless wrath of blue flames,ur wrath will bring demise unto thee.Tell ur father hades to prepare a coffin for u u bitch ass afro american.

Bitch.

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Realism Discussion / Donkey Team is no longer spreading HIV / AIDS

« on: August 28, 2017, 02:01:27 pm »

Alright,so,referring to the news here :
http://forum.melee.org/general/donkey-team-no-longer-developing-mbg-okam/

Yes,most of the donkeys stop spreading AIDS.

Wtf,why?

I 'dnt like to tell you.But representative comissioner/missioner sergeant of warlock games' manager's manager's girlfriend's kid in warlock games has informed me that I am not allowed to tell the truth because ppl would go crayz learning i stole their money,and make them buy the game even though i know from the beginning i would stop developping it after everyone bought it.The kid and his friends considered it company secret and confidential,as stated in my employment contract(lololol nice lie man 10/10).

What i can tell though,information is publicly not avaible lol,try the google it,u can't learn that we stole ur money with backyard kidz.

As you know,after u bought the game,u stop buying it,things looked difficult.
We bought beer and candy with all da money and nearly no money left,and not many options.
Inasmuch as we needed more candy,we sold the rights of the game for cheap price,we wanted every bit of money we can take from it.

It really does feel like bit of ur part is ripped off ,doesn't it.
Once again we are broke ,candiless,will that stop our desire for money and candy.

Nope(we will keep trying to rip u off.).

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Events & Tournaments / Taunt Event(cuss to heskey to gain looms)

« on: July 31, 2017, 03:26:46 pm »

The real warriors' secondary weapon is his/her tongue,when made properly it is super effective against the enemy of urs.Who makes the taunt effectfully wins the duel both in real life and crpg.

Mission:Everyone of us swear to Heskeytime,even u know him or not,just think of him like a wooden pile where u test ur combat skills.Best swear will be chosen by the team of 3 and given 3 loom points.

                               Let the best troll win.




                                        event ends in 2019

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Suggestions Corner / You have received a warning.

« on: July 31, 2017, 03:15:57 pm »

Melee gaming,

You have received a warning for not warning me anymore before muting me.Did it dank u?,only if u told me why u muted me ,i wouldn't do that again.Just warn me mother f-words,and i will stop.There is this single admin that keep mutes me to %100 (for nabs who don't know what %100 is: it is like donkey ragemeter or banmeter whatever u call it),who is that admin stand forward u fragile (immanuel)kant.Do u mute me because i swear?,i will stop swearing lol.U bundle of sticks ,donkeygap,gaplicker,icecreamsucker ur pro-mysterious mother has forsaken u in ur lost path in order to be my evals xes,she raises my cane into the stratosphere,and makes it stiff and dense so that my cane makes rain onto the lost ones like u u yogurtsucker piece of feaces.Please cease these activities and abide by my rules or i will rain harsher on you,and ur kind.

Regards,

Yuhmaz



U dig, afro-american???

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cRPG Technical problems / Need help fast.

« on: July 03, 2017, 01:40:39 pm »

When i try to enter the game ,it crashes and gives an error message : yeksehdiputs.dll error, how do i fix this stupidity,please help been trying over a month still same.

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The Chamber of Tears / Truest words ever said about okam and dev.

« on: July 03, 2017, 01:26:48 pm »

chadz : shhsbauxmsnmsponsnsossk ,we kinda stole ur money, others : snahskmsbsjasnsdnzıspwnns , ok.
U donkey friend u probably have foreseen at the first place that okam was unable to make profit in long term anyway,but u still hyped these cancerous people like heskey,to make them buy the game.Although u knew that u were going to stop developping the game in short time,u still made these retards like heskey buy it.Half deformed staggering gratesque bodies of players like Heskey marched the closest bank and let banks suck their money for ur stupid shitty game.I am defending the honour of my fellow players (not heskey),ur snorting doesn't have any effect on me you foul creature of 6th level of inferno,u are a goddamn disgrace, these people thought that u were their omnipotent savior,and got on ur ship ,not knowing u would leave them on a desolated island.Ass u read this long read this too, i lay ur mother to doggy,my dick is 3 inch wide,i gape ur mother's ass 2 inch wide,because i want her to suffer as i cram my dick,ass she screams from the pain her ass signals to her brain through nervous system,i put ur sunglassed swissburglardrinkingbeer.jpg picture in front of her with a metal stick i gaped ur mom's ass, just like a carrot in front of a donkey ,seeing ur picture gratifies her in front and my dick hurts her from back,in these ambivalent feelings ur mother goes back and forth losing sensibility,craves for ur pic tries to kiss u but i pull her back every time she flinches.After we done she says i wished chadz didn't made okam and forced me into this revenge ,and i agree trying to say smt nice : okam is still good though if u are autist like heskey.

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... and all the other things floating around out there / I've told u all that okam is shit.

« on: July 03, 2017, 12:30:27 pm »

I've told u this just after watching the utturd's gameplay video.That game is incomparable with m&b warband with its graphics ,gameplay all the other elements.I have watched their dev videos,they tried and it didn't work.I feel like god damn Galilei:I told u earth was not flat friends/whitetrashes.Do not misconstrue my words,okam is still a great game if u own a deformed brain like heskey,let special people play,enjoy this marvelous,outstanding 9/11 game.People like heskey must to burn the time in order to die quickly,it is like euthanasia for his kind,but instead of killing him they put him in front of computer till he wanes off.

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EU (Official) / Take admin rights of kratos

« on: August 22, 2016, 03:38:09 pm »

I am not sure if he does it,but someone is changing my dick name to son of a bitch in turkish and dick without my permission,because only turk admin is kratos,probably he did it.

Because the game is dead he now doesn't care being an admin and have changed my nick Yuhmaz without my permission,i would like high authorities to take action, warn/punish this little kid.

I have messaged this my old friend uther but he seems to be dealing with okam atm,i will be glad if somebody will help and change my nick back to yuhmaz

Sincerely,yuhmaz.

Edit:Found out why he changed my nick,it is because i sweared to him on this thread ''http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/mah-burday/'', but i told him that because he deserved it ,when he didn't kick   teamhitter in game just because the teamhitter was his friend.

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General Discussion / CHOOSE BITTERSTEEL AS YOUR ADMIN

« on: June 20, 2016, 12:28:52 pm »

Came from a middle class family Bittersteel started playing c-rpg in 2012,and started posting in forums 2013.His father wanted him to be a doctor,but he rather choosed to be a c-rpg player as a career.

In last elections he voted for Obama,now he is supporting Clinton.He is very benevolent and kind person he likes to give away stuff.
''http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/bittersteel-the-benevolent/''
Everybody in forums like him ,even jive turkey heskeytime,because he is very friendly and compassionate person.
''http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/crpg-friendship-edition/ ''
Opening this kind of threads from 2013 Bittersteel helped c-rpg community to grow.Unlike most of the admins like karasu,he is harshly active in game/forums.He feeds homeless people in his free time.Bittersteel is the leader the c-rpg is looking for,he has the fitting credientials and legitimate place,choose him as your admin.

Here are some links of some important people in forums,intended purpose is to tell them to make Bittersteel admin.
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=9
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=4
http://forum.melee.org/index.php?action=profile;u=5

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General Discussion / The future of c-rpg

« on: June 18, 2016, 10:35:28 pm »

With the arrival of ''of kings and men'' and ''mb3'' this mod will die completely in next year,as Tristan mentioned soon this community will be seperated,i will sum up the close future of the game.
After 4 months servers/forums will be purged from all beginner level players and only few solid c-rpg players will play the game.
After 7 months even few solid players,for example,30-50 people who is reading this topic,yes you,will left crpg,after desolated by even old solid players ,only some admins will left.
After 8 months seeing the emptiness of the servers donkey team will close eu/na servers,bereft admins like Malevolance from playing the game alone in the server and call leftovers to their new game okam.
After a year c-rpg forums will be minimized into a little segment of the forum.ofkingsandmen site ,it will be like the chamber of tears ,a sub category,and it will remind the chamber of tears in terms of topic subjects.

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cRPG Technical problems / Can't log in the game

« on: June 08, 2016, 01:29:58 pm »

Game kicks me automatically when i open it,how can i fix it

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EU (Official) / Free KillMaX

« on: May 29, 2016, 09:14:59 am »

UNBAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved KillMaX
2. Time and server, as accurately as possible, in order to assess the situation properly : More than 2 months ago.
3. Why you think you deserve to be unbanned ahead of time : I didn't kill sad hobo intentionally and he knows it.He is just got mad at me because i opened ban thread for his friend aptal.

I want to be make it clear that,i want some other admin than kratos deal with this issue,i think he is unexperienced as an admin and he is not giving decisions objectively,because kratos is the member of sad_hobo's hobo clan.Kratos was online when aptalhobo (clan member) killed me in game ,he didn't do anything either banned or kicked him,he said that he didn't see,i told him that he hit me like 6 times can't you read the logs ban or kick him,and he said he can't.He is acting completely subjective in his decision making,if he had banned him immidiately i wouldn't bother to open a thread for aptal.I want to advise high authorities to warn trial kratos about his biased decisions,and also because of his language,he swears more than i do,which is not ok for an admin.

There are 4 teamhits i make in the screenshots of the sad,firstly,i don't really think 4 hits are deserve to be banned for 3,5 weeks which are not even intentional.
I want to point out that i play this game a lot,yesterday we started playing in the morning with Breda till night .p
When u play this game more than 5 hours ,team hits are unavoidable,of course you will kill one of your team mates some time in those 5 hours of playing,probably kill more if you are playing ranged.

Sad said that ''3. Time and server, as accurately as possible - EU1, today 1 hour ago'' the teamhits made an hour ago, it is wrong.Admins can check the chatlogs,2 photos are at last a month old i am sure.
And because we are playing a lot,of course i will teamhit,there are also times he teamhits me but i don't screenshot them like him to use them later.He actually took these photos as a revenge after i opened a ban thread for rest_in_peace otherwise he is not dumb enough to collect these screenshots.

Now let's see the pictures sad shared and look for evidences.

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In this photo as you can see there are 4 corpses on the floor,when u fight 2x2 3x3 it is normal that you teamhit someone in that crowd and check my message : [A]Sorry!.This photo is probably a month old.

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There are 11 people and last man is on the face of sad,i try to hit that dude but i miss.It happened yesterday morning at last 8 hours ago again not 1 hours.

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Can't explain this one,this is probably a week old or smt i don't even remember the event,but i must tell if i wanted to teamhit him,i wouldn't just take %30 his hp i would bash his open head with my mw highlander craymoar.

The time gap between the teamhits is another evidence that shows the hits were unintentional.