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NA (Official) / Ban Austin_Martin_of_Acre

« on: April 11, 2014, 12:38:31 am »

1. Name of your character involved:Horns_Badunka_Dunker_MB
2. Name of offending character(s):Austin_Martin_of_Acre
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible: 6:20 PM EST 4/10/14
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after: He was spawning without a weapon for several rounds and has been leeching. One round he was the last one alive and hiding in a corner.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did: He wanted to leech.
6. Multiple Screenshots:
Round after he was last one alive, spawning without a weapon.

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Round after the previous picture spawning without weapon:

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(same round second picture)

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7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
Multiple people from MB and people who witnessed the round when he was the last one alive without a weapon.

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General Discussion / Invisible Man

« on: April 06, 2014, 05:52:00 am »

So this just happened to me...

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Have video, will post soon...

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Sell/Trade / SOLD

« on: March 21, 2014, 06:56:25 pm »

got this armor from a friend want 2 loom points for it.

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General Discussion / Dis Map Rotation Doe

« on: March 16, 2014, 01:38:25 am »

Today during the casual NA rotation we happened upon this jewel of a map. Our great commander cup457 (on an alt) lead us to the log bridge in a revolt against this map. What I recorded was only one round of three that people jumped like lemmings to their death in a revolt against this poop map. Please enjoy the video and discuss the map rotation freely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Q3xsETck4&feature=youtu.be

(I post this video in the hopes that we can either get more people working on maps or more people finding better maps. I also posted it because its funny as hell. Hope you enjoyed!)

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General Discussion / THE GREAT HISTORIAN OF THE ILDIST OF THE CHAOS OF THE GAYS

« on: March 11, 2014, 12:33:00 am »

So Aldo made a forum from when he fucked up his computer and ildist got on it and posted this shit (including the title). It's worth a read.

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I will tell you fine fellows of the clan Murder Boner a FINE STORY OF GREAT TWISTS, POSSIBLE REVELATIONS ON YOUR PART, AND GAYS.

i don't know im bored and i feel as though aldo would need a stress relief maybe, i'm also high off of TYLENOL CODEIN 30303030303030303030303 that i got from my doctor for surgery.

CHAPTER JUAN:

The great ildist sat upon his throne, dipping his legendary chicken nuggets into the barbeque sauce of gods. As our heroic hero was about to take a bite out of one of the nuggets, he sat back for a moment. Several days before, a foreign scum had sent him a message, however A PROBLEM EMERGED. The message was written with broken english, and Ildist had no tolerance for queers, gays, blacks, spics, tangerine chicken (tastes like asshole), foreigners and especially gays. Ildist sat staring at the writing and suddenly had a BRILLIANT IDEA BECAUSE HE IS BRILLIANT OMG. He hovered a chicken nugget over the document, like a magnifying glass and watched as the bbq sauce on the nugget dripped onto the rough paper, FIXING THE GRAMMAR OF THE FOREIGN RETARD. The document read: "lol u r gey poosyboy, i hab sex wit ur mum xdxdxdxd." (PS I DONT CARE IF IT'S NOT EVEN RIGHT GRAMMAR BBQ SAUCE CAN'T DO EVERYTHING HOLY FUCK) Our hero was furious, he turned to his friend CITRUS.

"BRING MY YELLOW TUNIC MATE, IT'S TIME TO WIPE THE my old friendS OFF THE PLANET."

Citrus nodded, and the great ildist watched as the great black man ran off to do his bidding. But i thought you said ildist had no tolerance for blacks? SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING QUEER THIS IS MY STORY HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE.

The ildist donned his fucking awesome super loomed +3 rape armor and stepped outside for the first time in years. He took a long glance at the great wooden castle that was his home, forged in the 1800s by the slavery and oppression of the orange chicken federation. The mate turned his back on the castle,

"COME CITRUS, IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE."

Several days later, as the great duo were walking on the road instead of the sidewalk because they were fucking badass rebels, Citrus pointed at something on the hill ahead. Saturnigeria, a man they had met on the road stopped in his tracks, frozen with fear. They had met the man while he was peddling 40 ounces to little kids at 7/11 for double the price.

"OMG ZOMBIES OMG I TINK THEY'RE BEING LED BY DRACULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ildist teleported to the hill ahead because he's super strong holy shit and the zombies started attacking him. Ildist laughed, shouting his war cry TUPACLIVESFREEKONY420SWAGMONSTERFIGHTMEIRL and revealed his super rape sharingan because he's a ninja from naruto omg wat a twist rite. the awesome ninja lord mate laughed and started dancing around like a fucking blueberry muffin, destroying the zombies like dracula because vampires beat zombies. then dracula approached the mighty lord and showed him his pussy fangs that are like 2 inches long but seem to scare my old friends all the time. THE MATE LAUGHED AND SAID HAH THOSE ARE AS LONG AS MY PENIS. LITTLE DID DARCLUA KNOW THAT ILDIST HAD A SUPER POWER! HAHAAHAHAHAHHA!~123413241 HE WAS ABLE TO MAKE PEOPEL SMELL THINGS THAT WEREN'T REALLY THERE HAUHAAEUHAUHAUH. Dracula smelled garlic and went got scared and died. rip in peace

As our hero was feeling super good about himself over his victory like those shitty queers in crpg who get lucky kill streaks and feel sooper good about themselves omg im elite now xdxdxd. HE SPOTTED A MANSION THAT I FAIL TO HAVE A CREATIVE NAME FOR.
 
TO BE CONTINUED

And that's it. This was posted in August 2013 so i doubted it would be continued. With this post I hope ildist could finish his autobiography for the sake of the c-rpg community.

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Buy / Buying a +3 Iron Staff [BOUGHT]

« on: March 03, 2014, 12:46:51 am »

I am looking for a +3 Iron Staff for 2 Loom points and 100k.

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General Discussion / Rides with Panther

« on: January 18, 2014, 12:38:28 am »

So the following video is some of panthers best moments I recorded. Note that I am playing as well so just listen and enjoy panthers beauty. Next time I will spectate him for awhile and it should be better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmr2lyaYgP0

(Sorry shit ain't encoded but you can't do that if you are watched, which is gay.)

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General Discussion / The Panther Report 1.0

« on: January 11, 2014, 06:02:52 am »

Many of you may or may not know the lovable creature that is called panther (or fat is a common name). He is a very Vietnamese child who is fucking hilarious. Anyways, I have captured panther talking about a major problem right now. Panther is now reporting on the status of archery, now reporting is panther. (Turn this fucker up to 1080p)

(It's the archery is so easy part. This can either be a serious post or one for fun, I don't really give a shit.)

Depending on how panther and you guys react to this I may record more of panther reporting on current cRPG news. (I don't want panther to get butt mad)

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Diplomacy / The Thanksgiving Truce 2013

« on: November 20, 2013, 08:54:02 pm »

Hello fellow leaders and warriors alike!

As many people know next week is the week of thanksgiving, a time for food, family, and friends. I propose a truce from Wednesday November 27th through Sunday December 1st. You should not attack to where there would be a battle on Wednesday the 27th because many people will be traveling, attacking to have a battle on that day would make this truce void! This will allow all clans who have members that are traveling or unable to manage strat battles time off to see family or anything else they would need to do. If you are thinking about signing this truce, please listen to the following points. Keep in mind that if you wish to have strat battles during thanksgiving, you will not see as many american mercs compared to the week after. That being said, many of us would miss out on good exp battles and that would suck. You do not need to sign this truce, but if you do please adhere to it and don't be a back stabber.

If you would like to sign this truce please copy, paste the following format into a reply:

Name of leader accepting truce:
Name of clan accepting truce:
I agree to this truce and will not attack on strat to where there is a battle between Wednesday 27th and December 1st.

Here is mine for MB:
Name of leader accepting truce: Horns
Name of clan accepting truce:Murder Boner
I agree to this truce and will not attack on strat to where there is a battle between Wednesday 27th and December 1st.

This truce will apply to the ENTIRITY of the clan so all members are accepting.

If you would like to make a suggestion to this truce please reply and I will do my best to accommodate. If you would like to alter the times of the truce with your opposing clans, feel free to do so in here as well.

Have a great thanksgiving everybody!

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Mercenary Recruitment / MB Strat Defense: Need EU/NA Mercs!

« on: November 12, 2013, 06:15:00 pm »

The Velucan Empire vs Murder Boner
2198 men against 7077 men
Novermber 13 @ 2:00 AM MST (4 AM EST)

Will be awesome EXP and everybody is welcome if you can make it!

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NA (Official) / Unbay Horns_Donkey_Dockter_MD

« on: July 29, 2013, 07:40:58 pm »

This would be my first LEGITIMATE time being banned in this game and that being said, yes I did leech. Here is how i justified breaking the rules:
1. The fight was lost and instead of dying over and over I decided to hang back trying to conserve tickets considering we were blowing through tickets.
2. TONS of people do what I stated in #1 and I just happened to be the ONE person that got ratted out by somebody who really had no reason to report me having no relation with the clan I was fighting for.

Why I think I should be unbanned:
1. There were several admins on the server at the time and in the TS with me yet no action was taken until this post (this includes nightingale/desire who was the one who carried out the ban)
2. Noticed a few times where people were told by admins to stop leeching/get back in the fight. Having admins on and receiving no warning and now being banned seems unrealistic and slightly unfair.

I regret having leeched and should have just left the battle instead. If unbanned you won't see me around this forum again. That's all.

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NA (Official) / [BAN] Destruction of Siege equipment in Deul

« on: January 05, 2013, 05:50:16 am »

Me and my friend Crutch Clutcher  were constructing items on NA3 and testing our aim with the catapult on another one of our friends alts(Lax_Referee). When we were trying to move our catapult to change our firing position, vyndvia came up and destroyed our catapult. I have heard from a few other players that this is against the rules, however it is not in the server rules. Screen shots are posted not sure if anything should be done.

Breaking it:
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The name shortly after it being broken:
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Also after it was broken it began glitching out still making the breaking particle effect while still moving slowly.

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Sell/Trade / SOLD

« on: May 07, 2012, 01:14:49 am »

1.2 lowest i can do if anything. PM or post i lied 1.175 mil pm or posts

sold

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General Discussion / New NA Siege Maps and Edits

« on: January 15, 2012, 07:36:51 pm »

Blah... Since no one can see the QMD or the QMU other than tears, lets put up some public opinions shall we

Discuss

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General Discussion / cRPG and Steam

« on: December 20, 2011, 02:55:50 am »

So i cannot connect my steam to my cRPG game because of the the launcher. I do not own MB:W through steam i got it directly from taleworlds. I cannot find a way to connect the two unless i can get the zip version. Problem is theres no zip version  . Ive noticed that there is a play cRPG  that some of my steam friends have but ive downloaded and redownloaded and i still dont get it. Anyway, if there is a steam guru who has figured this out please let me know. Thank you!