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General Discussion / Re: If NA cRPG were a trading card game, what would be the cards?

« on: December 07, 2013, 05:26:52 am »

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NA (Official) / Ban Desire - Underage einstein of NA

« on: September 28, 2013, 02:11:37 am »

BAN REQUEST FORM:
1. Name of your character involved
Rubes
2. Name of offending character(s)
Desire
3. Time and server, as accurately as possible
NA_1, NA_3, as long as she's had admin
4. Written description of what happened, the whole story. Also what happened before and after.
Desire was corrupted by power after being elected admin, over the last several months, Desire has gone on an NA Genocide, sending what she considers to be undesirables to her death camp. Even if said undesirables havn't done anything wrong.
5. Why you think the offender did what he did.
Doesn't like men, blacks, jews, mexicans, pretty much hates everyone minus Rhalzo / other admins
6. Multiple Screenshots
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7. Names of players that can witness what happened.
All of NA, minus pedo scrubs like Rhalzo

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Diplomacy / Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND

« on: September 25, 2013, 10:37:48 am »

Word from the GOBBLIN KING has just arrived, and the word is WAR MOTHERFUCKERS.

In his infinite wisdom, the GOBBLIN KING, has decided that New Reindi Castle is to kept as a spoil of war, instead of being returned to the Warriors of the First Age. The reasons for this is as follows:

First and foremost, your refusal of GOBBLIN KINGS mercy. In a shocking moment of humanity, the GOBBLIN KING looked down upon the Warriors of the First Age in PITY and decided to be merciful by offering to return New Reindi Castle to its former owners, in return for their vassalage. While deep down in their hearts, some GOBBLINS didn't feel the WFA were worthy or deserved the honor of being a vassal of the almighty GOBBLIN KING, the GOBBLIN HORDES had an enormous amount of respect (as well as fear) towards their King, and would follow his every command with unquestioning loyalty. However, In a fit of misplaced arrogance, the WFA recklessly refused the GOBBLIN KING'S offer of friendship and a chance to serve faithfully, by refusing this most generous offer. This has displeased the GOBBLIN KING greatly.

Secondly, the WFA's blatant disrespect and continued challenges towards the GOBBLIN KING's ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY as stated in extremely exaggerated RP posts. Not only was the GOBBLIN KING'S offer refused, it was disrespectfully slapped away and SHAT upon in the following RP post

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After the battle...

"And then the rot skinned creature declared us his vassals! HAH!!!  I laughed so hard I could barely hold my axe!  With tears in my eyes I told the runt who called himself the "herald of the Goblin King" of how the Warriors of the First Age would gladly become the Goblin Kings vassals... that is after I had severed each of his limbs.  His head came off cleanly afterward with that confused look on his face still stamped on it!"

"Radsvid, mellon (friend), you should not speak so lightly after these events.  It is a cruel thing indeed that so soon after Anders joined our banners that his garrison was overwhelmed.  Those men had looked over those walls for many a year and their hair was grey."

"Indeed Thalion Menelvagor, that was a sorrowful battle.  The Goblin King and his minions may say what they wish.  Methinks they would be speaking differently had they faced one of our forces.  That battle may still yet come, but according to our scouts,  the orcish horde has moved on in search of more plunder.  We shall go forth and finally take this castle.  It is unfortunate that instead of feasting, we must cleanse the stones of blood and rebuild those destroyed by the enemy's siege engines."

"Aye Finnian, yet my dwarven fold and I will be glad in part to move stone and mortar again, even though it not be that of the mountains, stone is stone!"

Thus the Warriors of the First Age finally came into full possession of Reindi Castle, though the sky above it was darker than before.

Upon reading this message, the GOBBLIN KING laughed so hard he shit his GOBBLIN armor, then used to the message to clean the shit out of his armor, after which he went to the archives and looked up the KDR of the WFA's members, and continued to laugh until he lost his voice.
While the GOBBLIN KING FEARS NO NERD WHO PRETENDS TO BE A DWARF, such challenges and disrespect cannot go unanswered as it insults the reputation of the GOBBLIN HORDES.

Last but not least, the WFA's repeated misspelling of GOBBLIN infuriates us. We will no longer tolerate being called goblins. if this terrible tradition continues, I will be forced to longer recognize The WFA, and instead will simply refer to them as HoC #2.

The WFA's disrespect, threats, and inability to spell GOBBLIN has forced the GOBBLIN KING'S HAND.

NO QUARTER WILL BE GIVEN. THE WFA'S VIRGINITY WILL BE FORCEFULLY TAKEN, YOUR EVERY ORIFICE IS NOW THE PROPERTY OF THE GOBBLIN HORDE. OUR JEW VASSALS HAVE MENDED OUR PLATE. ATTACK US IF YOU WISH BUT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NO MAN FUCKING SHIT SHALL STAND AGAINST THE GOBBLIN HORDES. NO MAN, ELF, OR DWARF CAN DEFEAT THE GOBBLIN KING. LET WFA'S DEFEAT BE A LESSON TO EVERY FACTION, BECOME OUR VASSALS OR DIE.

DEATH TO THE WARRIORS OF THE FIRST AGE

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Diplomacy / Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND

« on: September 25, 2013, 03:09:32 am »

Various words that start with murder? All I see is..... God dammit I got nothin.

Worst gobblin and worst jack

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Diplomacy / Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND

« on: September 25, 2013, 03:02:54 am »

i did like they brought such expensive weapons to use that could actually do some damage to the plate though...never knew goblins were so wealthy - they must be from the fabled mines of moria.

I had a good selection huh? You're welcome, without my weapons, you might have only killed 300 tickets instead of 600. I did like the very end of the recording (37:08), where someone said how we had a lot more deaths than the defenders, yet we somehow had better spawn timers, to which Kesh replied "Its the armor, it reduces the timer". I'm pretty sure the reason we had better spawn timers is because you guys died about 1200 more times than we did, not because of the armor. I could be wrong though.

Also, we recently made the Jews our vassals, that's why we're so wealthy.

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Diplomacy / Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND

« on: September 24, 2013, 09:46:54 pm »

I think my soothing voice calmed the nerd rage and kept people focused (hey whatever helps you sleep at night, amirite)

Watching you ride your horse up a ladder to try and get on top of the wall, only to watch you go flying off the wall, kept me calm.

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Diplomacy / Re: THE ADVENT OF THE GOBBLIN KING IS AT HAND

« on: September 23, 2013, 10:23:14 am »

all this waiting and its just an attempt to poach a castle that just bled a buncha troops from a new faction that just got a foot hold in strat? shamefur dispray.

How dare you question the GOBBLIN KING, this is clearly just the beginning of a new strat Era. Just wait until The Purges start.

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NA (Official) / Re: [BAN]

« on: September 23, 2013, 06:09:46 am »

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End of round, 17 vs 1, last player is camping a glitch, its no big deal. Also, Nergui doesn't rage. He has mastered his emotions and his mind is in a constant state of zen nothingness. Grow some balls you little bitch.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Story of a 14 Year Old Aussie

« on: September 10, 2013, 01:07:44 am »

Serves you right for recruiting young people. At hosp we 18+ 

There's no way TaylorSwift was 18, it felt illegal just being in the same TS channel as her/him/it

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Diplomacy / Re: The Great NA War -Losses To date-

« on: August 13, 2013, 07:13:38 am »

I did. Did you not read what it said right Under FUPA title and above losses? Stated "Old Semenstorm."

Do you want me to Change that?

I didn't read that part, sorry. Yes, if possible FUPA would like to be separate from Semenstorm.
Thanks Anders and sorry for the inconvenience.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Great NA War -Losses To date-

« on: August 13, 2013, 12:31:18 am »

I have a HUBA (hairy upper butt area)...I seriously thought I made that word up, and just did a quick google search "huba urban dictionary" and I see there's an entry for this exact thing from 2005 :x

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=huba

I'm assuming since you're men, FUPA means fat upper penis area?

Fat Upper Pubic Area, that way we don't have to discriminate.

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Diplomacy / Re: The Great NA War -Losses To date-

« on: August 12, 2013, 08:53:01 pm »

Alright! UPDATE!

3/4 of a million troops lost since February!

NEED recent battles versus blood.(TKOV one, and some astralis ones for records)

Looks like FCC will never change it's Effectivity ratio of .99(1).

Acre will be removed from listings as I believe they merged into FCC.

No more 2.0 or above KDR. Need Golden Apple Corps battles for Nova Ibiran. I'm missing I believe 2.

Frisia Lost KDR.

ENJOY!

Did you combine SS's KDR with FUPA? Because .66 seems a bit off based on the fact that FUPA has only had 2 battles, and one of them we had over 2.0 KDR. We are not SS. SS is still a clan, and theres still a SS Faction.

EDIT: FUPA's battles
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4747
http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4759

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Diplomacy / Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire

« on: August 07, 2013, 01:09:52 am »

Ravens are allied to LCO?

I give up.

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Diplomacy / Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire

« on: August 06, 2013, 08:54:21 pm »

Wait what? Ravens and semenstorm are allies???  When did that happen?  I thought you guys hated each other.

We are on good terms, not allies, sorry, poor wording on my part, but I was also referring to LCO.

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Diplomacy / Re: A Goat's thoughts upon the dissolution of an empire

« on: August 06, 2013, 08:53:31 pm »

SS isn't a strategus entity anymore, it's been replaced by FUPA. And none of us hate any of you guys....

Wrong, I hate EVERYONE, especially Pibb, who missed one of the most fun strat battles ever.