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Diplomacy / Re: War Were Declared
« on: October 26, 2012, 07:23:04 am »
Quote from: Tank Burner
don't resort to lowly tactics.

Just savin this

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Diplomacy / Re: JOSHUA SHOGONATE DECLARES WAR ON BIRD CLAN
« on: October 05, 2012, 06:53:11 pm »
Apply analytical math to Earth sphere and discover 2 opposite hemispheres rotating in opposite directions - equal to a ZERO value existence.  Earth is not an entity, for adding the opposite values cancel each other to no existence. All the universe exist as opposite values. Academic and religious taught stupid SINGULARITY is greatest of all evil, as even humans are created via opposites. The hollow Time Cube in which the 4 quadrant corners of Earth rotate, equates to your 4 corner bedroom, or to a 4 corner classroom which represents the 4 corners of Earth - in which stupid and evil pedants teach dumb students 1 corner knowledge. Each of the 4 corners of Earth is the beginning and ending of its own separate 24 hour day - all 4 simultaneous days within a single rotation of Earth.  Place 4 different students in the 4 corners of a classroom and rotate them 4 corners each. Note that they rotate simultaneously wthin the same Time frame as if only one is rotating - just as the 4 different days on Earth rotate. 3D math applied within this hollow Cube would be erroneous math, as it would not account for the 4th corner perspective dimension. Place a 100 people within this Cubic like room and they will not increase the number of corners anymore than 6 billion people on Earth will increase the 4 corners of Earth. It is dumb, stupid, evil and unworthy of life on Earth to claim that this Creation Cube has 6 sides -  or no top and bottom. Academia equates to a deadly plague.

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Diplomacy / Re: KUTT Strat 4 *Updated 10/2* Trade Information Inside
« on: October 03, 2012, 07:12:30 pm »
As per your modified post, I am notifying you that I am working my way across your empire selling and then buying about 500 goods at each town.

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: October 01, 2012, 07:04:03 pm »
Thanks to everyone who showed up to help us. 218 kills with peasant gear ain't bad.

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Diplomacy / Re: Operation: Whoops
« on: September 30, 2012, 06:24:35 pm »
Welp, we tried. Have fun with all of our random crap I guess. We had so much that we couldn't even find the good weapons on the list.

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Diplomacy / Re: Operation: Whoops
« on: September 30, 2012, 01:28:15 am »
You have 5 hours to reinforce, pretty sure lock-in period is lower than that.

The point is, you need real troops in garrison to defend yourself against raids, population are not real troops, they are supplements, you really should be arming them and counting on them except to guard against some possible ninja siege.

BTW A 6 man clan could have easily earned at least 75-100k by now if they've played smart, so have had the time and gold to recruit and outfit around 1000 troops at an "armed level", enough that a raid would have been a non-issue. Apparently they have not played very smart, have nowhere close to that.

SWF has no friends, no army, and picked a fight with a clan 9 times larger. They can regroup, can make friends with an enemy of KUTT, rebuild their troops and gold stocks and plot their revenge, lots of clans have done it.

You have no idea what you are talking about because literally everything in this post is false

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 29, 2012, 08:09:37 pm »
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Diplomacy / Operation: Whoops
« on: September 29, 2012, 08:01:53 pm »
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Dear Strategus Nation,

 I come to you today in one of my clan's gravest hours. The forces of imperialism and penis imagery lap at our doorstep and covet our fine hamlet.

 We are a simple clan of humble origins, new to the ways and machinations of diplomacy and war.  Our members number less than half a score, yet we are besieged by a force more than thrice our strength. However, we intend to make a stand.

 We do not acknowledge the arbitrary claims of vulgar bullies. We will not allow Chamberlain's mistakes to be repeated and carry over into this game, lest oppressive regimes break containment and attempt to dominate all others. Such people must be put in their place, in this case by force.

 Some history is perhaps in order. We have been under siege since lawfully coming into democratic possession of Ismirala. After rallying many prominent heroes to our aid time after time, a clan by the name of KUTT so eloquently declared war on us:
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 Ever since, we have been working full time to build up a huge arsenal. We especially want to thank Hospitaller and Swiss for their generous donations. However, KUTT being KUTT, they have elected to raid us prior to sieging us. Basically, they want to avoid a real fight by just stealing our stuff. I had no idea they were so cowardly (although given their prior performance I can understand).

We are still mystified as to why such a large group of players are putting in such a heavy effort to wipe a group of newbies off the map, but we really hope once again the community will rally to help us.

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Thanks.

Swords with Friends (SWF)

tl;dr: KUTT is raiding SWF newbies hoping to take all of our stuff. Help us prevent the spread of phallic imagery.

Battle link
SWF Strat Thread

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 24, 2012, 09:06:49 am »
Someones gonna get devestated

Shit like this could really send someone to the Hospitaller by Occitan

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:28:29 pm »
This thread, in summary:

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 22, 2012, 04:20:52 am »
blah blah blah we aren't going to let you expand your e-penis at our expense. We might be new, but we can still give it our all.

I mean it must have been super embarrassing for you to lose to us if you are going though such lengths to court us after your initial snide dismissal.

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 20, 2012, 11:52:30 pm »
Ismirala has turned into Stalingrad, and Tanken has turned into einstein.

In fairness to einstein, einstein actually managed to, you know, conquer stuff.

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 20, 2012, 11:43:12 pm »
Of course not, but I'm pretty sure no other clans besides BRD would be able to muster up those Nice Nomad Bows this early in the game and all that other +0 gear. Don't worry, you'll be evicted soon enough. We offered to find you a new home, but it's fine. We underestimated you the first time, don't worry, we'll getcha the next time around.

Good thing we kept our plated chargers and trans armor in reserve then

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 20, 2012, 11:37:56 pm »
I see. Well, nice to see that not only our Kindness we displayed to BRD in not signing up for AI defense (Which would have left the castle uncontested) and our continued kindness in negotiations is being taken for granted and BRD is now supplying someone we simply want out of our territory.

Noone gave us shit, all our stuff is from killing scrubs that attacked us before you. And you weren't even nice enough to give us any stuff from this battle so we are kinda sad about that.

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Diplomacy / Re: SWF Strat 4
« on: September 20, 2012, 04:38:40 pm »
Nope you're right at the tip of our head.

Let me refer you to exhibit A:

Sever

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