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cRPG => The Marketplace => Sell/Trade => Topic started by: POOPHAMMER on July 06, 2011, 11:00:39 pm

Title: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, other garbage
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 06, 2011, 11:00:39 pm: Wanna be the most badass peasant with the most badass stick on the battlefield? Look no further!

It's a god damned motherfucking triple heirloomed stick. You heard me right.

This motherfucker is the real god damned deal.

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Lets talk about some of the stats on this horrifically powerful stick.

- speed rating: 100
You will be able to outspam any tin can fucker

- Knockdown
Yeah, if that fucker is giving you a hard time tell him to sit the fuck down and shut up

- 0 god damned slots
Take it with you when you are firing your long bow away

- weight: 1
Light as fuck

- No repair cost
Yeah thats right, fuck people up free of charge.

I want peasant items, feel free to offer me stuff.
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Argos on July 06, 2011, 11:48:25 pm: That's a great use of 3 loom points. =D
At least it blocks, right? You should put that in the description!

Also, a whopping 16 damage.. trying to supress a massive facepalm. :shock:

Though I'm not saying you wouldn't be able to smack me upside the head with it..
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Gurnisson on July 07, 2011, 12:58:17 am: It's blunt damage too. Bounces? No way. Charge those tin cans!
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Keshian on July 07, 2011, 08:13:48 am: I'll give you 400K for it.
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 07, 2011, 01:30:23 pm: Quote from: Keshian on July 07, 2011, 08:13:48 am
I'll give you 400K for it.

NO GOLD
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Marshal_Nemesis on July 07, 2011, 01:32:18 pm: i give x1 steel buckler hahaha :D
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 07, 2011, 01:34:49 pm: Quote from: Marshal_Nemesis on July 07, 2011, 01:32:18 pm
i give x1 steel buckler hahaha :D

Denied
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Spawny on July 07, 2011, 08:13:52 pm: I know someone with +3 rocks.

I doubt he's gonna part with them though ;p
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: BlackMilk on July 07, 2011, 08:21:26 pm: Knockdown + BLUNT DAMAGE + No repair + 0 slots + 0 slots? OP!
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Classical on July 07, 2011, 08:23:11 pm: +3 long espada
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 07, 2011, 09:13:05 pm: Quote from: Classical on July 07, 2011, 08:23:11 pm
+3 long espada

no
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Magikarp on July 07, 2011, 09:27:22 pm: +3 sumpter for your +3 torch
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Lordark on July 08, 2011, 09:39:00 pm: damn that plus 3 sumpter is rather tempting... :lol:
How about 50 dollars for the lot?? (makes Pip voice) :P
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 08, 2011, 09:45:20 pm: Quote from: Lordark on July 08, 2011, 09:39:00 pm
damn that plus 3 sumpter is rather tempting... :lol:
How about 50 dollars for the lot?? (makes Pip voice) :P

Is your ability to read impaired? I have the +3 wooden stick, I am looking for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: zagibu on July 08, 2011, 11:18:59 pm: I offer a +3 wooden stick for your +3 sumpter!
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Herkkutatti on July 28, 2011, 03:51:46 pm: i got +3 scythe and +1 practice longsword do u need , can u offer money?
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Herkkutatti on July 31, 2011, 07:00:18 pm: i got +3 scythe and +1 practice longsword do u need , can u offer money?
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Warcat on August 02, 2011, 07:06:09 pm: I've got Masterwork stones on my alt, but I wouldn't trade those for anything even if I could.
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 02, 2011, 07:09:02 pm: I actually managed to get a +3 sumpter horse the other day so I should take that off the list
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: Warcat on August 02, 2011, 07:10:32 pm: Eventually I want one of the Elder's torches, just might be the best item in the game.
Title: Re: Trading Elder's Wooden Stick for +3 stones, +3 torch, +3 hammer, +3 sumpter
Post by: POOPHAMMER on August 02, 2011, 07:17:37 pm: Quote from: Warcat on August 02, 2011, 07:10:32 pm
Eventually I want one of the Elder's torches, just might be the best item in the game.

Trust me I am going for it too