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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Wallace on June 24, 2011, 08:27:31 am

Title: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Wallace on June 24, 2011, 08:27:31 am
Moving out to places where the internet does not exist (or we're too poor to afford it). In turn I will no longer be playing c-rpg  :shock:

So I say bye to all my friends who complained that they couldn't kill me because i have a gajillion health

And bye to all the peasants that I killed in one hit like it ain't no thang

Might be back if the house decides that internet is important enough, but otherwise i bid you all adieu
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Earthdforce on June 24, 2011, 08:30:16 am
What! I'll miss you wallace :(
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Vibe on June 24, 2011, 08:31:53 am
No internet... what is this land you speak of? I've heard rumors... but never imagined it to be true.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Gnjus on June 24, 2011, 08:45:59 am
No internet... what is this land you speak of? I've heard rumors... but never imagined it to be true.

He's moving to a shack on top of slovenian Alps, he probably got hired as a shepherd instead of Mtemko who GTX the job.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Seawied on June 24, 2011, 09:19:42 am
But who will sodomize York in your place?
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Vibe on June 24, 2011, 09:22:05 am
He's moving to a shack on top of slovenian Alps, he probably got hired as a shepherd instead of Mtemko who GTX the job.

Good, shepherds is exactly what we need, welcome to the Alps!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Earthdforce on June 24, 2011, 09:23:59 am
But who will sodomize York in your place?
..Linden? :D
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Trikipum on June 24, 2011, 09:29:02 am
Sad to hear a player who wasnt a lamer and actually deserved playing the game is leaving and his slot will get filled with only god knows what kind of lamer we will get. Pity, seriously. Salute.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: tankmen on June 24, 2011, 09:41:51 am
damn that sucks, my dads place is like that, except he has  Dial up, like internet except you hand crank it to connect, and it doesn't work with games online
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Goretooth on June 24, 2011, 09:43:57 am
dis sucks hope to see you in the game again some day sir.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Keshian on June 24, 2011, 09:45:21 am
Its all for a new hot coed roommate.  Go for it with our blessings my friend, move on to greener pastures.  The real world beckons and we will not hold you back.  Your murder and mayhem was an inspiration to us all and will live on in our memories. (tear rolls down cheek)
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Corwin on June 24, 2011, 01:10:35 pm
Another sheepmolester... Just what the world needs...
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Duke on June 24, 2011, 01:18:31 pm
I thought this was going to be a GTX thread, like oh-so-many-others, but it's not. I don't know you but I wish you well. If you use Steam, you might want to buy / redownload any games you got uninstalled while you have the chance!~ (for the games that have offline modes)
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: POOPHAMMER on June 24, 2011, 01:31:18 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: rustyspoon on June 24, 2011, 02:44:46 pm
CRPG has just become less awesome.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Inporylem on June 24, 2011, 04:13:42 pm
You rly had hacked health you peasant, bye bye.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Ecko on June 24, 2011, 04:20:33 pm
Do what i did, get satellite internet just for warband.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: AzureSkys on June 24, 2011, 05:23:26 pm
I had to do that for 6 months at my place and it wasn't so bad.
You inspired me to have higher athletics when I started playing so I could run away from the bar mace.

good luck!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Zisa on June 24, 2011, 05:59:53 pm
pity.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Veto on June 24, 2011, 07:30:37 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: OoberNoob on June 24, 2011, 07:46:09 pm
If your lucky you can be like me, and when you do come back everything will have changed  :?
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Belhade on June 24, 2011, 08:32:52 pm
Good, shepherds is exactly what we need, welcome to the Alps!

See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps??
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Bobthehero on June 24, 2011, 08:33:46 pm
Fuck off Wallace, and come back D: we are losing too many BRD's you can't do that to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Phew on June 24, 2011, 08:46:24 pm
Like 5 months ago when I started playing, Wallace was always on siege with his Bar Mace of Doom. I was tired of always getting my skull crushed by him, so I switched my banner to BRD's yellow deer thing. I think my average multiplier doubled within hours.

Then I TKed him accidentally one day, and he told me I sucked and didn't deserve to wear his banner and to switch banners immediately :-( So I did.

I also remember he played a few weeks with a Great Long Bardiche, and he was even more deadly with that than he was with the Bar Mace. He ended up switching to a Great Long Axe, but his GLB rampages were so seared into my memory that I haven't used another weapon since. Mine will be +3 in a few days!

Anyway Wallace, you definitely left your mark on CRPG. You will be missed!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: 7000bc on June 24, 2011, 09:20:51 pm
Never knew you well, but it is always sad to see a good, non trolling player leave, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ftWerL1Wcs&feature=fvst
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Cyclopsided on June 25, 2011, 07:07:56 am
Best of luck to Wallace.
The only guy who chambered more then he blocked, and only didn't chamber you if you held your attacks 'cuz you metagamed him. The first true strength build [3 agi for life].

The stream of red text the enemy would see saying Wallace as he walked forward chambering every single person on his way down the siege ramps will be missed.
Forever live your 100-5 scores and day long X5 sprees.

Linden has been gone until strategus, wallace is gone now, Kalam has been on vacation and will be for like 2 more months... Edmond, Matey, wiegraf, me and other people have been playing less.
Damn, BRD doesn't have the power players 'cept for Cyranule & kesh & matey anymore.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Bobthehero on June 25, 2011, 07:23:47 am
What about me :(
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Cyclopsided on June 25, 2011, 07:30:08 am
What about me :(
I somehow always forget to list you! You never speak and I only see you in duel server!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: LUBU on June 25, 2011, 07:53:14 am
WALLACE!!!!  :cry:
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Sofa_King on June 25, 2011, 08:23:32 am
Wallace the Best Strength Player, I envy u  :D. But hope u will have a successful life out there :)
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Wallace on June 25, 2011, 08:33:02 am
Might as well throw in some bragging rights while i canvisitors can't see pics , please register or login


No big deal
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Native_ATS on June 25, 2011, 08:39:50 am
Might as well throw in some bragging rights while i canvisitors can't see pics , please register or login


No big deal
How sad, i hope you find the internet where every you are going. I mean theres like 3 Brd guys in this game and out of them all you had the most health... i guess kesh can try to tank but she will never live up to wallaces 33str build
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Huey Newton on June 25, 2011, 09:09:16 am
How sad, i hope you find the internet where every you are going. I mean theres like 3 Brd guys in this game and out of them all you had the most health... i guess kesh can try to tank but she will never live up to wallaces 33str build

actually i think linden had more than wallace
he had lordly gothic with bevor
and lordly gloves

but idk its probably really close
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Bobthehero on June 25, 2011, 09:10:42 am
I have a thick gothic with bevor and 30 str, oh and I one shotted cyranule.

Yaaaaaar bragging :D

Wallace hope to see you if you manage to connect ''nowhere'' with the rest of the world
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Wallace on June 25, 2011, 09:10:58 am
Linden never picked up IF so I remain HP champion at 95
Although Allers claims to have 97
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Seawied on June 25, 2011, 09:16:56 am
I have to say Wallace, if it weren't a bannable offense, I would be very tempted to make a character named John De Menteith and TKing you for one round on video. It would be for history's sake!  :lol:


Oh well... Something to look forward when you return!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Apostata on June 25, 2011, 12:23:17 pm
He's moving to a shack on top of slovenian Alps, he probably got hired as a shepherd instead of Mtemko who GTX the job.

That job still have a slight possibility of internet connection . I bet bosnian government needs someone who saw a car with his own eyes so thats where he's going
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: MountedRhader on June 25, 2011, 12:33:05 pm
Wherever he's going, he'll find something to cleave in half. You can bet on it.

You sir were truly an adversary. Sad to see you go.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Cyclopsided on June 25, 2011, 04:17:31 pm
Linden never picked up IF so I remain HP champion at 95
Although Allers claims to have 97
linden had 7 IF usually.
30 - 9 10 PS 7 IF 3 WM 3 Ath.
Although he did sometimes go 30-12 with no IF. You were the HP champion ofc, he had body armor and head armor beat though.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Matey on June 25, 2011, 11:36:17 pm
i want mah wallace back!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Miley on June 26, 2011, 01:19:13 am
Bye Warrace, I'rr miss you :[
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Erathsmus on June 26, 2011, 02:18:26 am
Aww, buh bye, I will miss you and "yo fine axe".
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Walkaveli on June 26, 2011, 02:27:57 am
bye
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Tears of Destiny on June 26, 2011, 02:29:59 am
Take care, sorry to see a well known player leave!

best of luck to you and all future endeavours. Hopefully you can find the means to come back one day!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Flawless on June 27, 2011, 06:11:56 am
Wallace my friend, you will be missed. There isn't a person in na who hasn't been crushed by you at one time.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Wallace on July 14, 2011, 11:24:49 am
well in the spirit of wallace-dom it is 6 am and i am drunk as fuck...using my roommates 4g to get on forums and wondering what the fuck is going on in my beloved realm of crpg amd has anyone taken my place as the magical one shot miracle of my former self
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Cyclopsided on July 14, 2011, 04:14:31 pm
You're still the only wallace.
It appears linden is back though, he moved to florida I guess.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Dexxtaa on July 14, 2011, 05:02:23 pm
Come back soon, Wallie Ollie.

I'd love to practice again with you again soon. Thanks for teaching me the subtleties of chambering :')

Dexxtaa
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Earthdforce on July 14, 2011, 05:05:05 pm
You're still the only wallace.
It appears linden is back though, he moved to florida I guess.
Wait, what?!?! Is he back with BRD?
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Keshian on July 14, 2011, 05:09:36 pm
Hey man, we miss you.  GET SOME FUCKING INTERNET!  Strategus is back up, archers are nerfed tos hit, and heavy armor has been buffed to be able to take even more hits (though the upkeep is pretty brutal).
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Wallace on July 14, 2011, 07:39:26 pm
come the fuck on i wait 6 months for strategus to get back up and the second i stop playing its here

makes putting the internet into my budget incredibly tempting
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Keshian on July 14, 2011, 07:42:43 pm
come the fuck on i wait 6 months for strategus to get back up and the second i stop playing its here

makes putting the internet into my budget incredibly tempting

The devil in your ear says "do it do it, who needs money for food when there is cRPG, fuck the rent, only cRPG matters."

Absolutely do not listen to the angel, all she wants you to do is to donate to chadz's donation fund
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Knute on July 14, 2011, 09:42:32 pm
Where's Wallace at?  Where's the boy, Kesh? 


NSFW (language)
http://youtu.be/YrSy9r0-lMg (http://youtu.be/YrSy9r0-lMg)
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Keshian on July 15, 2011, 12:50:49 am
He's chilling with a bunch of sexy coed art sudents in some kind of weird commune like place where internet doesn't exist.  Don't know what he is thinking, I mean come on, hot coeds v. cRPG, what would you choose??
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Baggy on July 15, 2011, 02:04:12 am
cRPG ofc.
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: polkafranzi on July 15, 2011, 03:25:38 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJjBvK_2Wjo&playnext=1&list=PL20842883E89F7217
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 15, 2011, 04:50:42 am
Ill take all your looms if you want to give them away!
Title: Re: Goodbye C-rpg
Post by: Adrian on July 15, 2011, 02:03:40 pm
Goodbye you ultimate strength built, chambering machine that I hated to fight so much, but loved when you were on my team slaying everything in sight on seige