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Title: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on June 14, 2011, 12:35:59 am
Clan restructuring in progress Paul (Butan) is a fucking prick who started all this shit.  Die irl.
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The only competitive clan for dreaded and hated warriors alike (EU only)

The Inglourious Basterd Code

We don't give a damn how we fight.
We don't give a shit how you view us.
We don't give a fuck how we win.
We win, no matter the price.

The Basterd Roster

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Diplomacy

The Desert Alliance (More info to come)

How to join:

If you want to be an Inglourious Basterd, post in this thread, PM me or add me on Steam: polkafranzi

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Some shit to consider/observe/obey:

* Actively fight and sharpen your skills on a regular basis
* Help your inglourious brothers in battle by joining the same server as them
* Hate and love all you want but with reason
* Each and every weapon allowed, along with each and every class
* Tag your name with ING_*name*
* Use the banner of the clan. Use Arked's banner pack, cos it's epic
* If you haven't already, create both a forum and a steam account
* Enter the steam group chat and TS if you can when you play on cRPG

Failure to respect some of the above will result in untimely death on and off the field.

We deliver:

Massive amount of games, training, clan battles, tournaments, dedication, clusterfuck.

Important Extras:

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Current Server Admins:

ING_PhilTheRapist
ING_Butan_the_Lion
ING_Dan
ING_Padawan
ING_BD_MercilessGuy
Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 14, 2011, 12:40:15 am
Good luck my trololol friends :)
Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 14, 2011, 12:41:49 am
Good luck my trololol friends :)

Thank you my trololol friend :)
Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 14, 2011, 01:05:18 am
Good luck my trololol friends :)

Who in the blue hell are you?!  :twisted:



Thanks friend of a friend  :)
Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Laufknoten on June 14, 2011, 01:09:59 am
Good luck, you Basterds.  :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 14, 2011, 01:12:48 am
Good Luck !
Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 14, 2011, 01:19:42 am
SUP, I ARE RANDOM FUCK WHO SEEK TO APPLY TO JOIN TO APPLY!

I CURRENTLY PLAY ON MY MAIN RUNNING_FROM_PITCHFORKS (ARCHER) AND ON MY ALT PEASANT_BACKREAP (LANCER)

WILL YOU PLZPLZPLZ LET ME JOIN, YOU ALL LOOK SO PRO!

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Title: Re: [IB] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 14, 2011, 01:26:30 am
SUP, I ARE RANDOM FUCK WHO SEEK TO APPLY TO JOIN TO APPLY!

I CURRENTLY PLAY ON MY MAIN RUNNING_FROM_PITCHFORKS (ARCHER) AND ON MY ALT PEASANT_BACKREAP (LANCER)

WILL YOU PLZPLZPLZ LET ME JOIN, YOU ALL LOOK SO PRO!

(click to show/hide)

LOL dez you troll :L
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ferretface on June 14, 2011, 01:35:09 am
Can't you guys spell bastard?

XD

OINK
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 14, 2011, 01:37:16 am
"Here sit the leaders of men"

Thats rather sexist....BTW me and ferret are not trolling, as we wouldn't do that XD
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ferretface on June 14, 2011, 01:39:13 am
O and on another note it should be "No matter what the price" if you want to be grammatically correct.

Also it should be the processes as there is more than one process.

Love Oink :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 14, 2011, 01:39:38 am
Can't you guys spell bastard?

XD

OINK
troll alert
"Here sit the leaders of men"

Thats rather sexist....BTW me and ferret are not trolling, as we wouldn't do that XD

get an education

:)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ferretface on June 14, 2011, 01:40:46 am
What to expect in cRPG:

Massive amount of games, training, clan battles, tournaments, dedication, clusterfuck.

This should say....

Massive amounts of games, training, clan battles, tournaments, dedication and clusterfucks.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 14, 2011, 01:45:02 am
Quote from: Ferretface
Bump

Quote from: sambo
Bump


We do not need you, of all people, so get out or no alliance! :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 14, 2011, 01:47:10 am
Butan you love us though ?

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ferretface on June 14, 2011, 01:47:46 am
Who uses the Oink server *cough cough*.

About that alliance?

XD
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Everkistus on June 14, 2011, 05:54:02 am
Interesting theme, sounds like something the Fallens can relate in. Good luck!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on June 14, 2011, 06:21:30 am
Good luck lads, with a bit of different timing one of you would have sat your arse on the Throne of England, but I know you guys got clear ideas of where your clan should go so we will see you on the battlefield and Strategus (hopefully as allies!).
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: ToxicKilla on June 14, 2011, 08:53:26 am
Good luck Phil and Butan! You'll be missed always. :D
Strat should be a blast if we are allies, then we can use the Oink as a distraction!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 14, 2011, 12:35:24 pm
Good luck Phil and Butan! You'll be missed always. :D
Strat should be a blast if we are allies, then we can use the Oink as a distraction!

I think your mistaken Oink will use you two as distractions :L
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: zottlmarsch on June 14, 2011, 01:43:44 pm
Good Luck Guys, (and by the way nice artwork!)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: ToxicKilla on June 14, 2011, 05:24:59 pm
I think your mistaken Oink will use you two as distractions :L

By that do you mean you lot hide in a corner while we kill zem all? :P
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 15, 2011, 12:20:26 am
Welcome to the clan

INGLORIOUS_Dezilagel

polearmfeintspammingduelking :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Kataphraktos on June 15, 2011, 12:53:02 am
Good luck friends (:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ming on June 15, 2011, 10:23:31 am
nice man, best of luck :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 15, 2011, 09:16:54 pm
By that do you mean you lot hide in a corner while we kill zem all? :P


well....... yes XD
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 16, 2011, 12:20:28 am
Phil, plz clean the thread ^^
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 16, 2011, 02:01:42 am
poll added
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 16, 2011, 02:07:12 am
...because unlike Bashibazouk you aren't obsessed with ripping us off in the marketplace

interesting :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Thovex on June 16, 2011, 02:24:04 am
Hmm, I think the average age in the Risen is 19 though.

But most of them can fight, unlike you Phil - who is also a polearm spammer :lol:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 16, 2011, 02:26:48 am
Phil is a cool noob, dont annoy him :lol:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 16, 2011, 02:27:30 am
Hmm, I think the average age in the Risen is 19 though.

But most of them can fight, unlike you Phil - who is also a polearm spammer :lol:

i was only quoting what i've heard whilst trolling random TS's ;)

umad cos i took out your pony :P

take it you didnt vote option 1 then lol
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Thovex on June 16, 2011, 02:28:16 am
I did, but you got it wrong, we have nobody with lhb.

I'm criticizing.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 16, 2011, 02:29:13 am
that's my boy ;)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: sambo on June 16, 2011, 01:07:40 pm
I voted option 4 XD
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 16, 2011, 02:17:51 pm
i was only quoting what i've heard whilst trolling random TS's ;)


I see that you've been working on improving our reputation :twisted:


Keep it up bro
I may even come and help you troll in french
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 16, 2011, 02:34:15 pm

I see that you've been working on improving our reputation :twisted:


Keep it up bro
I may even come and help you troll in french

Butan "le troll"  8-)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: ToxicKilla on June 16, 2011, 05:13:33 pm
I voted:
...because you are everything the OINK aren't (yes, whodafuk are oink)

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Ferretface on June 16, 2011, 10:16:54 pm
I would of voted but...... I dont like you guys.....

LOL jokes I voted whodafuck are OINKS I have no idea myself.... Ive heard of Oinkage but not Oinks.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Tristan on June 16, 2011, 10:38:08 pm
Just one little thing.

The movie is called: Inglourious Basterds

with two intentional misspellings.

You spelled Inglorious correct but Bastards wrong. I'll never get used to that...
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 16, 2011, 10:42:31 pm
We are nothing to do with the movie. (WWII setting vs Medieval rpg not really a link there derp)

I just like the word basterd.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 17, 2011, 08:51:16 pm
Butan "le troll"  8-)

I may change my name to just that

Keep going with the votes pals!



And if you really think bad about those clan, leave them and join us  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Tristan on June 18, 2011, 01:18:40 am
Confirm or sign-up before 19th of june.
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http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,8241.0.html
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 18, 2011, 11:44:54 am
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Well this looks sexy! 
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Godwin on June 18, 2011, 01:12:35 pm
Take me, I'm yours. Pm'd polkafranzi.

Regards, ENG_GodwinTheDelicate
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 18, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
Rodhull aka GodwinTheDelicate is now entering our clan as a recruit  :)



For being the best polearm user I know, Dezilagel is promoted to member status after a whooping and useless one week test period!!!



Gratz to both!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 18, 2011, 11:54:55 pm
Rodhull aka GodwinTheDelicate is now entering our clan as a recruit  :)

Welcome brah^^

For being the best polearm user I know, Dezilagel is promoted to member status after a whooping and useless one week test period!!!

Lol, stop trolling  :oops:


Phil, nao that were four peeps, git our banner added to the pack ASAP! :D

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 18, 2011, 11:58:30 pm
Welcome brah^^

Lol, stop trolling  :oops:


Phil, nao that were four peeps, git our banner added to the pack ASAP! :D

Also welcome brah ^^

And Done Done and Done
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 19, 2011, 02:51:17 am
Awesome clan sig made.

Phase number 2 : the conquest of the WORLD !!!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 19, 2011, 02:55:05 am
Awesome clan sig made.

Phase number 2 : the conquest of Calradia !!!

fixed

Also, results are in:

In your words tell us why you like us...

...because unlike Risen you aren't a bunch of 15yo glaive/lhb spammers
    11 (37.9%)
...because unlike Grey Order you don't hack our accounts
    5 (17.2%)
...because unlike Bashibazouk you aren't obsessed with ripping us off in the marketplace
    2 (6.9%)
...because you are everything the OINK aren't (yes, whodafuk are oink)
    4 (13.8%)
...because unlike Pecores you sometimes like to go naked in-game
    7 (24.1%)

Total Members Voted: 29
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 19, 2011, 02:56:44 am
where is our clan sig?
-_-
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 19, 2011, 02:57:41 am
where is our clan sig?
-_-

Join us you'll get one!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 19, 2011, 02:58:17 am
Awesome clan sig made.

Phase number 2 : the conquest of Phil's garden !!!

fixed

fixed

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 19, 2011, 02:59:12 am
Join us you'll get one!

oh dear :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 19, 2011, 03:10:47 am
where is our clan sig?
-_-

derp, our 1 first, then yours, but i'm too busy playing Fallout New vegas
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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reyiz on June 19, 2011, 01:02:56 pm
derp, our 1 first, then yours, but i'm too busy playing Fallout New vegas

I hope your penis will lose its ability soon :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 19, 2011, 06:00:04 pm
Haboe, Smilledge and Ferretface (in order of skill mastery) are new basterd's recruits.


I have a feeling some will be lost in the test period...
BE CAREFUL !
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Reinhardt on June 19, 2011, 06:03:11 pm
You forgot to add us in your poll. :D

EDIT: Oh dear, pardon me. I forgot to say "welcome". So yes, welcome to the world of cRPG factions!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 19, 2011, 11:59:49 pm
Haboe, Smilledge and Ferretface (in order of skill mastery) are new basterd's recruits.


I have a feeling some will be lost in the test period...
BE CAREFUL !

Are you fucking kidding me Butan?  You got some explaining to do brah
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 20, 2011, 09:58:56 am
^
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 21, 2011, 03:18:58 pm
Are you fucking kidding me Butan?  You got some explaining to do brah

It must be part of Phase 2!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 23, 2011, 12:12:08 am
As planned, Smilledge and Ferret are now out and reforming Oink.



Not planned but Phil forced me to, our roster will participate in the upcoming multi clan battle.
Be there soldiers.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 23, 2011, 03:19:01 pm
Check event details here inglorious members:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/inglorious_basterds_crpg
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: Butan on June 23, 2011, 08:16:00 pm
1V1 tournament scheduled saturderp.
This will be a busy week-end.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 23, 2011, 08:22:15 pm
1V1 tournament scheduled saturderp.
This will be a busy week-end.

Social life might call on Saturderp, so...I will let you know...

tbh, me not turning up will enhance all your chances of winning anyway...so...
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 25, 2011, 12:01:54 am
Hello
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Reyiz on June 25, 2011, 12:37:27 am
sup nubs?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 25, 2011, 01:06:13 am
sup nubs?

Reyiz how is life at Bashi??

You can join us for more credibility btw...don't hesitate
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Reyiz on June 25, 2011, 01:25:46 am
if you give me 1,000,000 gold + all of your loomed items :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 25, 2011, 01:36:27 am
if you give me 1,000,000 gold + all of your loomed items :D

you already copied me by having these:

x3 charger
x3 heraldic trans
x3 destrier
x3 morningstar

all i can offer you (trololol) is 1k and MW Great Sword (more trololol)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Reyiz on June 25, 2011, 02:00:40 am
nah :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 25, 2011, 02:52:41 am
FU then

go play APB with the rest of your noob clan

:D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 25, 2011, 06:53:23 pm
go play APB


Ok I will, sounds cool.



Just to announce that Dezilagel is now officially a f*cking M***... I mean, player of the week of the clan coz he beat everyone ( except phil, too busy wanking on lady gaga ).

Scores:

Haboe/Godwin : 2-1
Haboe/Dezilagel : 0-3
Haboe/Butan : 0-3
Godwin/Dezilagel : 0-3
Butan/Godwin : 2-1
Butan/Dezilagel : 1-2

Total victory:
Dezilagel (3), Butan (2), Haboe (1), Godwin (0)



To post in a "past events" spoiler  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 25, 2011, 11:16:48 pm

Ok I will, sounds cool.



Just to announce that Dezilagel is now officially a f*cking M***... I mean, player of the week of the clan coz he beat everyone ( except phil, too busy wanking on lady gaga ).

Scores:

Phil/all comers : 10000000-0 (for having a life)
Haboe/Godwin : 2-1
Haboe/Dezilagel : 0-3
Haboe/Butan : 0-3
Godwin/Dezilagel : 0-3
Butan/Godwin : 2-1
Butan/Dezilagel : 1-2

Total victory:
Phil (1billion x infinity), Dezilagel (3), Butan (2), Haboe (1), Godwin (0)



To post in a "past events" spoiler  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 25, 2011, 11:28:43 pm


It appears as if you have severly underestimated the value of wanking to lady gaga Butan...
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 27, 2011, 12:18:28 am
Nice show on the multi clan match number 1. We did not that bad but could have been a lot better individually speaking (but we were FUCKING good when tk'ing at spawn).

Map 1: 4-0 +1 draw
Map 2: 2-0



Looking forward to next match, and hope we do that well in our own matches soon.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 27, 2011, 12:21:44 am
Nice show on the multi clan match number 1. We did not that bad but could have been a lot better individually speaking (but we were FUCKING good when tk'ing at spawn).

Map 1: 4-0 +1 draw
Map 2: 2-0



Looking forward to next match, and hope we do that well in our own matches soon.

i was top of tk table  8-)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Kansuke on June 27, 2011, 01:11:03 am
It was nice to play at your side today guys, I'm looking forward to the next battle  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 27, 2011, 01:33:49 am
So are we :)

Thanks for providing expert shieldwall cover searaiders...we are all 2h/pole and hid behind you for the ranged protection

looking to recruit some good shielders to anybody reading ^^
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Loki on June 27, 2011, 02:23:57 am
Thanks for particiating, had a really fun time.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 27, 2011, 09:05:57 am
Yeah thanks for all guys^^ Unfortuneatly my comp gave up after the first round, but already then I could see that we had it in the bag  :twisted:



Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Gnjus on June 27, 2011, 09:09:09 am
Hey Dezi are you the "girl on the internet" i heard on TS ?

If yes, all i can say is: Omnomnom.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 27, 2011, 09:30:22 am
No, I was the guy responding "Do you really believe that yourself...?" when some forever alone optimistic bastard went "LFGurlz" in ts   :wink:

You dissapoint? D:

Anyways, thanks for gracing our thread with your ehm... physiognomy  :P
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Gnjus on June 27, 2011, 09:33:01 am
thanks for gracing our thread with your ehm... physiognomy  :P

Anytime.  :wink:


And no, I'm not disappointed, its just that i heard some stories of this lonely Ogre roaming the calradian wilderness, I'm sure he could use some female company, I was watching the icons on TS when I heard this "girl on the internet" speaking and i thought it was you (obviously too many people talked at the same time).....accompanied by your personal text i thought you might be the Ogre lady for our lonesome monster but meh....he's out of luck.  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 27, 2011, 10:22:26 am
I'm pretty sure the girl you heard was actually a teenage boy whose voice hasn't broken yet and balls haven't dropped yet - and i'm pretty sure that when that voice was being heard the name Chazzer lit up... :idea:
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Post by: Dezilagel on June 27, 2011, 10:35:45 am
I'm pretty sure the girl you heard was actually a teenage boy whose voice hasn't broken yet and balls haven't dropped yet - and i'm pretty sure that when that voice was being heard the name Chazzer lit up... :idea:

Well, that's what I thought too xD
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Torp on June 27, 2011, 12:35:07 pm
I hate Dezilagel because he's swedish - make him a knight naow!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 27, 2011, 01:50:16 pm
teenage boy whose voice hasn't broken yet and balls haven't dropped yet


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Post by: Dezilagel on June 27, 2011, 02:15:45 pm
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fixed
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 27, 2011, 07:25:54 pm
Quote from: Dezilagel
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Reminds me of someone, strangely enough  :?


Btw, Haboe and Godwin are now proper member of the clan: Haboe for beating me up with a 2H repeatedly after proclaming "maybe I should go 2h again and no more shield", and Godwin for empaling several thousands people on his masterwork spear on siege server (come Battle a bit too pal!).
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 27, 2011, 07:57:37 pm
Reminds me of someone, strangely enough  :?


Btw, Haboe and Godwin are now proper member of the clan: Haboe for beating me up with a 2H repeatedly after proclaming "maybe I should go 2h again and no more shield", and Godwin for empaling several thousands people on his masterwork spear on siege server (come Battle a bit too pal!).

Excellent... :p

Ooh, but I'm not going to be able to stop pushing them around! D:

Can I plzplzplz be their sarge? I wanna yell at them:  :twisted:

"HABOE!!!111"

"Y-y-yes Dezi?"

"ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THAT SHIELD AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS GOBBLECOCK SON-OF-A-HAMSTER!?"

"N-n-no sir Dezi, sir, I'm m-m-merely preparing a err... b-b-bath for my father sir Dezi, sir!"

"100 PUSHUPS! AND DON'T YOU EVER THINK OF THINGS LIKE VISITING HOME THIS WEEKEND, STABLE NEEDS CLEANING AND ONLY A MAGGOT LIKE YOU WOULD FIT IN A PILE OF DIRT LIKE THAT!"

"Yes sir..."

"ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!"

"N-N-NO SI..."

"ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?!"

...and so on :D

Pleeeeeeeeaaase? xD

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 27, 2011, 08:21:27 pm
You have to go cav to get a promotion (or get a sex change).

Did I forget to mention that?  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 27, 2011, 08:27:15 pm
I hate Dezilagel because he's swedish - make him a knight naow!

Why wasn't you at the battle disobeying orders with your assasin and backstabbing the enemy  :shock:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Idzo on June 27, 2011, 09:02:07 pm
Great game last night!
Cant wait the next battle! It was great pleasure!
Peace!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Torp on June 27, 2011, 11:57:40 pm
Why wasn't you at the battle disobeying orders with your assasin and backstabbing the enemy  :shock:

RL stuff... was only in for he last 2 rounds - didnt even get to ride my horse :(
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 28, 2011, 12:14:38 pm
Can I plzplzplz be their sarge? I wanna yell at them:  :twisted:
...
Pleeeeeeeeaaase? xD

Ofc if you understand that we will continue to do that to you too :twisted:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 28, 2011, 01:27:05 pm
Ofc if you understand that we will continue to do that to you too :twisted:

Seems fair, poleaxing you and phil will be twice as satisfying!  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 29, 2011, 02:00:12 am
i'll just make a HA, problem solved...

Also, added new diplomacy...
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 29, 2011, 08:45:21 am
:D Phil

They will join us... or die!

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 29, 2011, 03:52:01 pm
For that spoiler alone and random other things you do I am willing to allow you that bossing around position you asked for :D

Just need one more yes from that mass murdering barbarian Butan ftw...if he say's no we kill him irl k?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on June 29, 2011, 10:06:16 pm
Godwin rules!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 12:25:58 am
Hey guys Oinkage have spent much time making our buddies Inglorious a nice picture of their leaders :)

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 30, 2011, 12:27:26 am
buddies?

you obviously haven't read our diplomacy derp
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 12:28:01 am
Don't lie Phil you love us :) and you saw this picture before i uploaded it :P
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 30, 2011, 12:34:19 am
I should post some cobwebs in your thread but i reckon they're already there :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 12:38:24 am
Why would u do that :L
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 30, 2011, 12:42:19 am
thanks for the free bumps, meanwhile Oinkage still remains the worst clan ever...but bless you both you do try
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 12:46:26 am
WTF i didn't make u post this...... u made it and i laughed so u posted it
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Ferretface on June 30, 2011, 12:46:59 am
At least we have our own server and dont declare war on factions we think to be weak for cheap victorys Inglorious and dishonourable describes you guys perfectly.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 12:49:28 am
Yep what he said ......... honourable describes oink though :P
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 30, 2011, 12:50:20 am
At least we have our own server and dont declare war on factions we think to be weak for cheap victorys Inglorious and dishonourable describes you guys perfectly.

1. nobody wants to play random plains all day hence the perma 0/20
2. it's a game
3. think to be weak? lol
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 30, 2011, 10:15:01 am
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Just wanted to welcome our newest recruit Inglorious_Wiggy^^

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on June 30, 2011, 12:38:04 pm
Inglorious and dishonourable describes you guys perfectly.

You hate me, but you can not defeat me  :twisted:




And as Dezi said, we are having a new recruit; welcome to Wiggy.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on June 30, 2011, 02:28:19 pm
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Sam forced me to post this by the way XD

In Sweden this would now be classed as child pornography btw  :lol:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on June 30, 2011, 03:06:21 pm
Grab the new banner pack guys:

http://www.speedyshare.com/files/29221926/Kalams_Bannerpack_3.3.rar
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Ferretface on June 30, 2011, 07:08:22 pm
1. nobody wants to play random plains all day hence the perma 0/20
2. it's a game
3. think to be weak? lol

1. Somebody kept turning off voteable map changes and it wasnt me or sam and the only other admin was Butan.

2. If its a game why are you guys so serious about it all?

3. We shall see who is weak and not when strat comes out. :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: sambo on June 30, 2011, 11:26:06 pm
1. Somebody kept turning off voteable map changes and it wasnt me or sam and the only other admin was Butan.

2. If its a game why are you guys so serious about it all?

3. We shall see who is weak and not when strat comes out. :)



AGREED ! :p
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on July 01, 2011, 12:07:22 am
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... lol.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 01, 2011, 06:45:10 pm
Just to clarify:

You raid our thread - we "raid" your women.

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Tor! on July 01, 2011, 06:58:21 pm
Just to clarify:

You raid our thread - we "raid" your women.

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We raid everything! Even your thread  8-)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 01, 2011, 10:40:14 pm
Well...

Guess Siv's getting it tonight then :D

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 03, 2011, 03:12:52 am
Dezi beat us all 3/0, new/old player of the week.
'Nuff said.
I hate the guy.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 03, 2011, 08:51:01 pm
8-1 on round 2 of the huge tourney, against team 3. Very nicely played all of you, nice scores.

Be more aware of the time though and keep yourselves more informed :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: aertis_gutenberg on July 05, 2011, 12:34:13 pm
belle présentation :-). jte félicite pas butan car je sais que c'est pas toi qui a fait ça xd :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on July 07, 2011, 06:54:50 pm
Holy shit!          ^
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Why are we atracting the likes of the village people?!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Tor! on July 07, 2011, 07:23:07 pm
I have a crush on Dezilallalelagel  8-)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 07, 2011, 08:53:57 pm
belle présentation :-). jte félicite pas butan car je sais que c'est pas toi qui a fait ça xd :)

Et pourtant c'est bien moi mon salop

Tu sais où aller si les chevalierfranc te lasse :)

Holy shit!          ^
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Why are we atracting the likes of the village people?!

Its all my fault, I kicked him too hard on the head multiple times and now he loves me (like Tor with Dezi  :lol:)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 08, 2011, 02:30:06 am
I have a crush on Dezilallalelagel  8-)

Bromance
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 09, 2011, 02:38:10 am
Ferret the Fickle added to roster - welcome
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 09, 2011, 05:16:57 pm
May he hold true to his promises, so we can count him as brother in arms.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Ferretface on July 09, 2011, 06:18:04 pm
Yes I will hold true to my promises and completley give up my trolling ways.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on July 10, 2011, 11:35:48 am
Aye, welcome guys!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: bruttus on July 11, 2011, 10:03:59 am
the inglorious bastards from warhammer age of reckoning, on the server azgal?????,
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 11, 2011, 03:20:04 pm
the inglorious bastards from warhammer age of reckoning, on the server azgal?????,

No link to them ;)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 11, 2011, 10:18:39 pm
I'm back guys^^

Holidays and stuff...
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 12, 2011, 02:35:08 am
*New Recruit*

Welcome to the clan INGLORIOUS_KingLeopold

Good 2her, look forward to fighting alongside our new inglorious brother
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 12, 2011, 02:55:19 am
Welcome to the clan INGLORIOUS_KingLeopold

Good 2her, look forward to fighting alongside our new inglorious brother

Yah, welcome indeed!



Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 12, 2011, 03:09:13 am
Also welcome our 2nd New Recruit - my info is limited atm but I will update thread when I get the details off Butan - [Alpha]-0mega-

and ferret hasn't been trolling...yet...so well done ferret

EDIT: New recruit is called  INGLORIOUS_0mega *welcome brah*
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 12, 2011, 03:46:37 pm
Also welcome our 2nd New Recruit - my info is limited atm but I will update thread when I get the details off Butan - [Alpha]-0mega-

and ferret hasn't been trolling...yet...so well done ferret

EDIT: New recruit is called  INGLORIOUS_0mega *welcome brah*


All the details will be sent to you as soon as you get your ass online.
Ritual duel was over before you logged off yesterday :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 12, 2011, 05:29:40 pm

All the details will be sent to you as soon as you get your ass online.
Ritual duel was over before you logged off yesterday :D

I did my own ritual duel last night too derp...when YOU was offline -_-
Anyways...my ass is on(the)line now
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: KingLeopold on July 12, 2011, 08:24:07 pm
Glad to be here! :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 15, 2011, 02:08:13 am
Merced for BrotherHood against SoA with me, phil and leopold.
Did good, next time will be our own :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 15, 2011, 03:09:33 am
I hope he dies irl

Get ready to be trolol
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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: LordBerenger on July 15, 2011, 03:17:09 am
Yay i joined Inglorororriouus Bastardes?

And i'm Minister of Propaganda? YAY FOR GOEBBELS!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on July 15, 2011, 11:59:53 pm
Welcome all you dudes that have come since I've been away.
Kill, kill, kill!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 17, 2011, 01:29:40 am
1V1 tournament 4th edition :

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Total Victories (from worst to best):

William : 0
Omega : 1
Haboe, Leopold : 3
Butan, Phil : 4

Dezilagel : 6



Dezilagel new player of the week  :twisted:



side note: thanks to those who participed in the match tonight, at the side of our allies, the ENG.



Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 17, 2011, 09:54:23 pm
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That is all.

...And they removed my avatar  :evil: Why???!!!111oneoneone
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 18, 2011, 06:48:37 pm
Welcome to the clan Sam.  Which also welcomes the death of a legendary clan - Oinkage.

Oh and, the rules just got harsher, seeing as we are allowing a troll into our clan:

18:55 - polkafranzi: 1. Warning 2. Kick from channel (TS, Steam, wutever) 3. Upon returning after kick if troll continues: BAN
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: ToxicKilla on July 18, 2011, 09:14:41 pm
side note: thanks to those who participed in the match tonight, at the side of our allies, the ENG.

'twas fun. Thanks for showing up guys. :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 20, 2011, 12:41:51 am
KingLeopold well done on full member status - nice work killing all those infidels.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 22, 2011, 01:00:41 pm
Good luck to you guys today!  :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 23, 2011, 11:42:33 am
Good luck to you guys today!  :D

It was bad luck.



Tad late, but Dezilagel is promoted to knight status, thus enabling him to manage the clan with me and Phil with the full power of his brain.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 24, 2011, 03:10:20 am
Under new rules of direct elimination system and first to 5 rounds won.

Ferret fought Leopold -> Leopold won (5-2)
Butan fought Haboe -> Haboe won (5-3)

Leopold fought Haboe -> Haboe won (5-3)


Haboe is new player of the week !

Nice fights.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 24, 2011, 07:25:35 pm
Smilledge has left the building.

Ferret you fickle bastard, you is a member naow.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on July 25, 2011, 11:16:07 pm
Phil, me and Ferret are going to give you pole dancing lessons.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 27, 2011, 04:04:35 am
New 30 slots server incoming...

New pimped rules/prize for weekly tourney...

New special ranks award for the best of the clan...

A new world !
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Reyiz on July 27, 2011, 06:49:16 am
Royal Union?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 27, 2011, 02:36:04 pm
Royal Union?

derp
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 28, 2011, 11:53:37 pm
Royal Union?


Royal Union.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 29, 2011, 01:00:24 am
Shameless bump

Bro, you gotta do it in style:

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on July 30, 2011, 12:24:14 am
Phil - didn't know you were famous!  :shock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Abay_ on July 30, 2011, 12:51:44 am
Whats up bros  :lol:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 30, 2011, 12:37:58 pm
Whats up bros  :lol:

Sup benevolent leader of the Abay.



News : EU_cRPG_Inglorious server 30 slots up and running, lag free, waiting for admin to connect to DB (no gold/xp atm)
Special rule gonna be "no delay policy" so hopefully, fast action server  :)

Dont forget tonight duel tourney Basterds !
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Abay_ on July 30, 2011, 07:10:42 pm
congratulations with new server  :wink:   we shall play there sometimes together
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: ToxicKilla on July 30, 2011, 07:27:23 pm
Sup benevolent leader of the Abay.



News : EU_cRPG_Inglorious server 30 slots up and running, lag free, waiting for admin to connect to DB (no gold/xp atm)
Special rule gonna be "no delay policy" so hopefully, fast action server  :)

Dont forget tonight duel tourney Basterds !

I shall play on your wonderfully awesome sounding server when I am home!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on July 31, 2011, 02:19:02 pm
I shall play on your wonderfully awesome sounding server when I am home!

And you shall be greatly welcome.


Results of the duel tournamenet 6th edition: Haboe the Mighty won !

'Nuff said.

5 players participated, only one survived.

Deathmatch final qualification = Haboe won

Ferret vs Godwin = Ferret won
Butan vs Kingleopold = Butan won
Butan vs Ferret = Butan won

Final : Butan vs Haboe = Haboe won
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on July 31, 2011, 02:23:13 pm
And you shall be greatly welcome.


Results of the duel tournamenet 6th edition: Haboe the Mighty won !

'Nuff said.

5 players participated, only one survived.

Deathmatch final qualification = Haboe won

Ferret vs Godwin = Ferret won
Butan vs Kingleopold = Butan won
Butan vs Ferret = Butan won

Final : Butan vs Haboe = Haboe won

Shame i couldn't be there cos there'd be a new Champ.

ING_Phil_the_Mighty_Rapist
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: ToxicKilla on August 02, 2011, 01:57:42 pm
And you shall be greatly welcome.
Any chance I can get admin? :P
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on August 05, 2011, 02:29:04 pm
Any chance I can get admin? :P


Join my clan and deal !






Anyway, our server is now connected to the database thanks to Meow who answered me in a pico second on forum's pm (was trying to reach him via IRC for a week on Phil's advice, nice trololo brother, i 8 u), everything is working so...

COME AND PLAY ON OUR SERVER !

If you are looking for fast action and no delay rounds (im enforcing a no-delay policy to help prevent archers/HA/agi build to run in circles on a so small server (30 slots)) with no lag this is the place to go  :wink:


Will add some maps in the rotation soon, atm there is only default.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 05, 2011, 05:27:23 pm
Welcome to the clan our latest recruit: ING_Dan
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: LordBerenger on August 05, 2011, 05:29:14 pm
Welcome to the clan our latest recruit: ING_Dan

Lol took u 2 months or so to get him in ur clan derp.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 05, 2011, 05:30:38 pm
Lol took u 2 months or so to get him in ur clan derp.

Why don't you come back to cRPG and join us bro? You spend enough time on the forums, you could convert it into play time.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on August 05, 2011, 05:34:37 pm
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Welcome to the clan our latest recruit: ING_Dan


Cool.



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Why don't you come back to cRPG and join us bro? You spend enough time on the forums, you could convert it into play time.



Not cool.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: LordBerenger on August 05, 2011, 05:36:09 pm
Why don't you come back to cRPG and join us bro? You spend enough time on the forums, you could convert it into play time.

I come back when chadz steers away from the ice mountain to prevent the Titanic from sinking.

Have been getting closer and closer to the ice mountain since January FYI  :wink:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 05, 2011, 05:39:41 pm
I come back when chadz steers away from the ice mountain to prevent the Titanic from sinking.

Have been getting closer and closer to the ice mountain since January FYI  :wink:

You must mean Iceberg.

oh and save your hate for the suggestions corner derp, do something useful and tell chadz where he be goin wrong.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: LordBerenger on August 05, 2011, 06:09:47 pm
You must mean Iceberg.

oh and save your hate for the suggestions corner derp, do something useful and tell chadz where he be goin wrong.


EVERYTHING!

And Berg sounds too chocolate chip cookie-ish.

But if you say Goldberg it sounds too much jewish.

Weird rite?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 05, 2011, 06:14:11 pm

EVERYTHING!

And Berg sounds too chocolate chip cookie-ish.

But if you say Goldberg it sounds too much jewish.

Weird rite?

Careful kafein doesn't get too butthurt you talking like that.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 07, 2011, 11:56:47 pm
New Recruits:

Welcome to the clan, Dan, Roth and Oo.weed.oO
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on August 08, 2011, 06:00:49 pm
Nice one guys, look forward to pwning some shit bags with you. (not literally). :shock:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 10, 2011, 09:42:35 pm
Is Butan still co-leader material?

21:35 - Phil: grow up
21:35 - Phil: become a man
21:37 - Butan: u mean
21:38 - Butan: spend a large amount of money
21:38 - Butan: to become a man
21:38 - Butan: derp
21:38 - Butan: I have other projects
21:40 - Phil: afaik
21:40 - Phil: u do many homosexual activity
21:40 - Phil: body training (gay)
21:40 - Phil: never going out (gay)
21:40 - Phil: having no gf (gay)
21:40 - Phil: having no car (gay)
21:40 - Butan: omg
21:40 - Phil: praising people like quant and phase (gay)
21:40 - Butan: I think im gay
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Butan on August 12, 2011, 01:18:37 am
You just jelly.



Duel tournament 7th edition attended by 6 members.
Still direct elimination with the first to 5 rounds won being qualified for the next duel.


Haboe, Phil, Kingleopold, Dan, Godwin, Butan were present.


Duels in order:


Haboe vs Butan
Dan vs Godwin
Kingleopold vs Phil

Butan vs Godwin

Final :
Butan vs Kingleopold


Kingleopold is the new Mightiest duellist of the clan.

25k gold was dispatched to his purse for his great performance!

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 24, 2011, 11:26:50 pm
Welcome new guy...ING_Padawan

Thanks Dezi for sorting this, in our absences..
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 30, 2011, 12:19:19 am
No leeeeeching on our server -.-

*cough*OCF*cough*
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on August 31, 2011, 11:42:50 pm
shameless bump
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: LordBerenger on September 01, 2011, 12:00:48 am
PHIL WILL STEP DOWN AS LEADER OF ING AND GIVE LEADER TO DEZI I HERD!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 01, 2011, 12:02:30 am
PHIL WILL STEP DOWN AS LEADER OF ING AND GIVE LEADER TO DEZI I HERD!

tru story (according to mushy)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: _GTX_ on September 01, 2011, 08:43:30 am
Fun times on your server ;)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 01, 2011, 01:40:52 pm
Fun times on your server ;)

Yeh, come more often (so you can roll 5x -.-)

but srsly come more often, it's fun to have great skilled players like you instead of always noobs from NA leeching there.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on September 01, 2011, 03:55:59 pm
tru story (according to mushy)

Mushy ALWAYS tells the truth!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: _GTX_ on September 01, 2011, 04:20:47 pm
Yeh, come more often (so you can roll 5x -.-)

but srsly come more often, it's fun to have great skilled players like you instead of always noobs from NA leeching there.

If it were be more populated i would :)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 02, 2011, 01:47:01 am
Guys, I have important news, catch me on steam to find out what eet is.  :twisted:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Eddy on September 02, 2011, 03:38:40 pm
clan song for you
Dope Bastard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_XWggP9UY4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_XWggP9UY4&feature=related)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on September 03, 2011, 03:44:28 am
Seems i got banned, not sure why, maybe because I killed some little tking shit called skulrag or skulbag, something like that. typical, attack an arsehole and they stitch you up.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 03, 2011, 01:41:01 pm
Seems i got banned, not sure why, maybe because I killed some little tking shit called skulrag or skulbag, something like that. typical, attack an arsehole and they stitch you up.

cunts

erm...welcome new recruits ING_franzllang and ING_Asthmapump

bye my old friend Dezi
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 03, 2011, 02:22:08 pm
Welcome my old nemesis:

ING_Opus_the_bellend
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on September 05, 2011, 04:40:35 pm
Welcome my old nemesis:

ING_Opus_the_bellend
Saywut?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 09, 2011, 08:17:47 pm
server fixed, xbow bug gone o.O

that's kinda sad...

anyway...COME TO MY SERVER FOR GOOD PING AND GOOD MAPS ETC ETC - fuck Eu1 Rangedfest
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 12, 2011, 12:32:16 am
Herlzich wilkommen our newest guy ING_Gunnar_l

From my part of the woods ^^

Good to have you on-board
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 18, 2011, 02:31:18 am
afk for one week.

see you guys on Friday.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on September 18, 2011, 03:03:21 am
afk for one week.

see you guys on Friday.

Fuu, who am I gonna troll now? D:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on September 18, 2011, 01:51:54 pm
Who's the acting leader of ING now? oO
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on September 18, 2011, 04:29:17 pm
Who's the acting leader of ING now? oO

This is my last post before going afk.

There are enough server admins i've appointed, to run things smoothly.  The clan looks after itself, we are all big boys.  ie nobody Darian's age.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on October 08, 2011, 01:09:18 am
I'm back!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: zottlmarsch on October 08, 2011, 01:18:15 pm
I'm back!

Welcome back man!  :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Godwin on October 14, 2011, 06:16:46 pm
Cheers dude.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on October 17, 2011, 09:26:20 pm
Welcome back my main man Gus (KingLeopold). fuck school. fuck bashi.

edit:

fuck dezi
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: Dezilagel on October 17, 2011, 09:36:21 pm
Fuck me!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on October 17, 2011, 09:41:10 pm
Fuck me!

If you look like my avatar then yes.

If not, gtfo
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: zottlmarsch on October 19, 2011, 10:01:13 am
Welcome back my main man Gus (KingLeopold). fuck school. fuck bashi.

edit:

fuck dezi

welcome back  :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: zottlmarsch on November 02, 2011, 09:17:26 pm
welcome MericlessGuy  :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *JOIN US*
Post by: polkafranzi on November 02, 2011, 09:28:13 pm
ENG got pwnt

Clan battle ING vs ENG

7-4 (should be 3 trololo cos they can't read rules)

but was fun nonetheless

thanks Merciless for mercing for us.

butan you cunt, stop eating and play moar
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING EU*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 03, 2011, 04:36:51 am
Nex time dem ENG mandem goin in ard, bell me, man will be down in ING endz straight up blud, alie. Man will fuck dem up blud. Don't tes me blud. Bumbaclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht!!!!

*edit* for those who don't understand: is a LONDON TING U GET ME?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING EU*
Post by: polkafranzi on November 08, 2011, 03:29:33 pm
Blud u gonna get cut up on Thursday get me.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING EU*
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 08, 2011, 06:53:41 pm
Looking forward to it. Decided where you guys wanna go?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING EU*
Post by: polkafranzi on November 09, 2011, 08:46:18 am
Due to popular demand, our server is now a NO RANGED server. 

No Throwing, No Archery, No Crossbows.

This is, of course, a trial.  If less people play there then I will change it back to how it was.  Most nights we got about 20-25 people in there, so i'll be expecting to see the same numbers in the coming days.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds *RECRUITING EU*
Post by: HarunYahya on November 09, 2011, 08:47:02 am
Due to popular demand, our server is now a NO RANGED server. 

No Throwing, No Archery, No Crossbows.

This is, of course, a trial.  If less people play there then I will change it back to how it was.  Most nights we got about 20-25 people in there, so i'll be expecting to see the same numbers in the coming days.
Woo nice work bastards.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on November 12, 2011, 05:21:02 pm
Goodbye Godwin (you my old friend)

Welcome ING_FastAssassin2H
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Padawan1231 on November 12, 2011, 05:28:12 pm
sup
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Herkkutatti on November 12, 2011, 05:29:00 pm
only melee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 12, 2011, 05:38:14 pm
I voted for No Ranged.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Peasant on November 12, 2011, 05:44:06 pm
no throw no cav no horsearcher no horsexbow please :D or no throw ha and horsexbow at least
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Raki on November 12, 2011, 07:13:41 pm
Melee only plz, it's more interesting to watch paint dry than it is to wait for some flags to pop up, hoping the group of archers holed up at their spawn might actually do something. Also, I hate getting cavbumped to a pulp when I'm distracted or w/e. :P

Teresa
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on November 15, 2011, 10:16:48 pm
Melee only plz, it's more interesting to watch paint dry than it is to wait for some flags to pop up, hoping the group of archers holed up at their spawn might actually do something. Also, I hate getting cavbumped to a pulp when I'm distracted or w/e. :P

Teresa

but my main is cav :D

trololo yeh i vote melee only anyways...cos crpg needs one
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on November 19, 2011, 06:38:13 pm
Welcome our latest member..

ING_ToWnSmAn

may you shoot many cunts dead
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: RandomDude on November 21, 2011, 03:52:06 am
Welcome our latest member..

ING_ToWnSmAn

may you shoot many cunts dead

so he wont be allowed to play on your server then?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 21, 2011, 05:05:00 am
so he wont be allowed to play on your server then?
It's no thrower, HA or horse crossbowmen I believe
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on November 21, 2011, 12:28:46 pm
It's no thrower, HA or horse crossbowmen I believe

Not anymore Tomas Traveler.  Looks like the people have spoken and it'll be melee only. 
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on November 21, 2011, 01:20:44 pm
Howey shhheeeeit, I  was thinking of going full xbow no melee next gen.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Dezilagel on November 21, 2011, 04:04:52 pm
Howey shhheeeeit, I  was thinking of going full xbow no melee next gen.

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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Padawan1231 on November 21, 2011, 06:37:10 pm
Heyy guys
looks like i wont be playin anymore so im inactive from now on.
Just wanted to tell you so u dont miss me :DD
Ya so cya
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: ToxicKilla on November 29, 2011, 08:29:38 am
'sup, biatches Bastards?
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 10, 2011, 11:00:19 pm
 :cry:

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,16914.0.html
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Fartface on December 12, 2011, 02:56:21 pm
blablabla im useless!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 12, 2011, 03:53:55 pm
blablabla im useless!

You know that chick irl?

Gief number.  Then u not useless I love u.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 16, 2011, 01:27:51 am
bump new members added
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on December 16, 2011, 06:36:57 am
You guys look like you've had a reshuffle. Nice organisation.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 17, 2011, 10:55:45 pm
Fucking good job today men...

Also, so sad to see MercilessGuy go  :cry:

On a lighter note, welcome ING_Killmoar_of_York
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: zottlmarsch on December 17, 2011, 11:14:16 pm
Fucking good job today men...

Also, so sad to see MercilessGuy go  :cry:

On a lighter note, welcome ING_Killmoar_of_York

Yes Awesome Job today guys!

Merciless will be sadly missed, he was a class act and a cool guy

welcome ING_Killmoar_of_York (finally you can wear Non-English clothes)
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 17, 2011, 11:25:12 pm
welcome ING_Killmoar_of_York (finally you can wear Non-English clothes)

and not try to fob us all off with "it's saxon, norman or some other BS" :mrgreen:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: ToxicKilla on December 17, 2011, 11:29:12 pm
(finally you can wear Non-English clothes)
Fuck that. Once ENG, always ENG.

and not try to fob us all off with "it's saxon, norman or some other BS" :mrgreen:
I'm sorry, but I'm an absolute boff when it comes to arms and armour :P

P.S
Glad to be back in a retarded Steam chatroom :D
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: NeedSomeMore on December 19, 2011, 03:21:16 pm
Damn nice trolling on the tourney yesturday  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: RamsesXXIIX on December 19, 2011, 06:05:55 pm
Damn nice trolling on the tourney yesturday  :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Let me make something clear for you guys:

Being massbanned and excluded from the tournament is not something that gives you the high regards with me. If i see you repeat this behavior in any of my or others tournaments I will permanently exclude you from my tournaments.

Consider yourself warned.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Herkkutatti on December 19, 2011, 06:40:34 pm
Let me make something clear for you guys:

Being massbanned and excluded from the tournament is not something that gives you the high regards with me. If i see you repeat this behavior in any of my or others tournaments I will permanently exclude you from my tournaments.

Consider yourself warned.
:D:D:D fail trolls got owned
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 19, 2011, 06:49:21 pm
:D:D:D fail trolls got owned

What was that you told me about josh will kick people if they went to the tournament?  more fail.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Herkkutatti on December 19, 2011, 07:22:17 pm
What was that you told me about josh will kick people if they went to the tournament?  more fail.
I LEFT MY SELF U STUPID ASS BIACHTZCZHCZ
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: polkafranzi on December 19, 2011, 08:30:44 pm
I LEFT MY SELF U STUPID ASS BIACHTZCZHCZ

Yeh after, cos you realised the failness of it.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Butan on December 20, 2011, 04:17:45 pm
Let me make something clear for you guys:

Being massbanned and excluded from the tournament is not something that gives you the high regards with me. If i see you repeat this behavior in any of my or others tournaments I will permanently exclude you from my tournaments.

Consider yourself warned.



Blacklist us if you want, the rules of your tournament were too strict for me and my people.

Make some space for non-productive behavior and letting off some steam without going crazy on kick/ban and you will have no problems with Inglorious Basterds.

Or just add to your next events : FOR TIGHT PANTIES ONLY. Then we wont feel the need to show up.


Fallen arent center of the world, we will survive if things gets too hot between us.
No more fail warning please.





____________________________



ADDENDUM : I am now reborn as ING_Butan_the_Cat, best archer of the universe, trolololo

Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: KingLeopold on December 20, 2011, 06:22:44 pm
+1 to this ^
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Dezilagel on December 20, 2011, 06:31:06 pm


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Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Idzo on December 20, 2011, 06:36:32 pm
http://www.change.org/petitions/chadz-unban-panos (http://www.change.org/petitions/chadz-unban-panos)

Panos needs your help!
It's xmas time, be a human being and help poor Greek!

Ty!
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Fartface on December 20, 2011, 07:23:05 pm
You know that chick irl?

Gief number.  Then u not useless I love u.
Maybe . but i wont share it for sure.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Butan on December 24, 2011, 03:21:24 am
Lots of members are busy with xmas/new year events.

Until everything is said and done (and everyone had time to sleep it off), clan will be at minimal activity.



The real news is, we will start restructuring the clan soon after.

Rules that were unofficial will become the law again.

2012 will get busy real early.
Title: Re: [Inglorious] The Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Fartface on December 31, 2011, 01:20:49 pm
I demand payment.