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Strategus => Strategus General Discussion => Topic started by: Warcat on January 11, 2011, 12:29:50 pm

Title: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Warcat on January 11, 2011, 12:29:50 pm
Recently I have noticed that my village has experienced a sudden and dramatic halt to its population growth. This has led many citizens to believe that chadz himself may be climbing in their windows, snatching their babies up for dinner. Such a horrible crime should be thoroughly investigated.
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Food on January 11, 2011, 05:04:14 pm
i think you nailed it.     you have solved the mystery
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Bjarky on January 11, 2011, 07:39:53 pm
Yes indeed, we noticed this dramatic fall in baby's too, we will send some of our most experienced investigators over to you, lets put our heads together and hopefully get this to an end.
This madman must be stopped quickly, think of the children  :shock:
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: FICO on January 11, 2011, 09:27:26 pm
did you provide your peasants with internet or tv? before tv people had more children... before they had sex. today they jerk
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Warcat on January 11, 2011, 11:24:34 pm
The TV's are government censored.
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Boss_Awesome on January 11, 2011, 11:30:28 pm
Zagush is the biggest party town in the east, if any peasants were getting it on, they would be getting it on in Zagush!  Maybe the female peasants are watching too much Oprah or something.
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: AdNecrias on January 11, 2011, 11:38:39 pm
Recently I have noticed that my village has experienced a sudden and dramatic halt to its population growth. This has led many citizens to believe that chadz himself may be climbing in their windows, snatching their babies up for dinner. Such a horrible crime should be thoroughly investigated.

We mortal souls must not question the work of chadz. Ah, i see, you're an heretic... Crusade on you!
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Boss_Awesome on January 12, 2011, 12:27:50 am
We mortal souls must not question the work of chadz. Ah, i see, you're an heretic... Crusade on you!

Don't you have more important crusades at the moment?
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: FICO on January 12, 2011, 12:57:21 am
Don't you have more important crusades at the moment?
destroy all cookies
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Warcat on January 12, 2011, 01:32:14 am
We mortal souls must not question the work of chadz. Ah, i see, you're an heretic... Crusade on you!

You likely will find that due to the work of chadz which you hold so dear, your armies are overcome with laziness. They wouldn't move to save their own lives right now.
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Braeden on January 12, 2011, 04:16:37 am
Its true!  Look at the battle listing, the Strategus pause was clearly hax by IRC so they could reinforce chadz and assault me.

Fortunately my magically appearing castle was able to withstand all of their devilry.
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: krampe on January 12, 2011, 11:15:11 am
Its true!  Look at the battle listing, the Strategus pause was clearly hax by IRC so they could reinforce chadz and assault me.

Fortunately my magically appearing castle was able to withstand all of their devilry.

LIES! I saw your walls going down (literally) by rocks thrown by his mightiness catapults!
He raised "not so large" siege towers by a throwing movement of his right arm!
It was so stunning your defenders fled the castle and watched the mighty siegework in awe!
Title: Re: Could chadz be a baby eater?
Post by: Warcat on January 17, 2011, 06:43:28 am
More time has passed and chadz has not forsaken his baby munching ways. Perhaps someone with a degree in Calradian law would be willing to represent the people of Calradia as we press charges againist chadz for dev crimes?