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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 11:22:48 am

Title: Sexuality :O
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 11:22:48 am
Since we appear to be forming some sort of Domesday research on the community members, this is the only one that doesn't seem to have been asked. Chances are i'm probably the only sword weilding sausage-jockey in Caldaria, but there may be a few Mace thrusting muff-divers or Battleaxe Bi's to fill the numbers

I don't really know why I care, but i'd be interested to see the demographics a proper aggressive game like this appeals too.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: krampe on June 10, 2011, 11:27:12 am
No problem with gays in general, but why do they have to rub it in everyones face?

"Hey look at me im gay, i'm minority, you must respect me."

Don't give shit.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 11:31:57 am
Because we choose not to breed, not to give another pointless mouth to feed, another person to steal resources and cause global warming.

In fact, us gays are saving the planet, by spending all our money on interior decorating and eating out at Thai restaurants. As opposed to say spending all our money raising some idiot child that will probably end up just sitting unemployed stealing from the state because all the other working class breeders childrens took all the jobs in Macdonalds and uninterested Nigerians keep taking all the cleaning jobs.

Therefore, sir, we have a right to rub it in your faces as you are destroying the world with your penis's while us fabulous people bring you joy and fashion and wonderful new fittings for your home.

So fuck off, straighty.

Also Gay adoption is a myth, like unicorns, so dont counter my argument with that. Yes.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: krampe on June 10, 2011, 01:31:52 pm
I advice suicide then, all or nothing, remove your presence. Save the world!
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 10, 2011, 01:37:19 pm
wut, i am not the only animal molestor here?
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 02:04:57 pm
I advice suicide then, all or nothing, remove your presence. Save the world!

Oh you.  :wink:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: wayyyyyne on June 10, 2011, 04:34:02 pm
Faaaabulous thread, darling.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Templar_Ratigan on June 10, 2011, 04:48:22 pm
Im hetero, but I often think that life would be better if I were gay. :D
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 04:54:38 pm
I really shouldn't have included that joke topic. Now I am confused whether people are taking the piss or we really are surrounded by dog-botherers.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: okiN on June 10, 2011, 05:02:42 pm
wut, i am not the only animal molestor here?

Are you kidding me? Haven't you seen the number of cav players?

I really shouldn't have included that joke topic. Now I am confused whether people are taking the piss or we really are surrounded by dog-botherers.

Poll's just starting, not too late to fix.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Wildling on June 10, 2011, 05:08:07 pm
Heterosexual ... I'd rather have a nice bubble-butt pussy than a hairy man's asshole. lmao xD
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 05:12:01 pm
Poll's just starting, not too late to fix.

Done
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: okiN on June 10, 2011, 05:12:37 pm
I'm not sure that's actually going to result in less joke votes. :P
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: ManOfWar on June 10, 2011, 07:03:31 pm
It appears there are a fair amount of catholic priests who play this game.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Tears of Destiny on June 10, 2011, 07:08:31 pm
It appears there are a fair amount of catholic priests who play this game.

*Takes a look at all the "crusader" themed clans, then at the poll results*

I believe you.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Siiem on June 10, 2011, 09:22:24 pm
Lot'o my old friends cause of all the turks playing this game! Thats why Noc ran away to the Netherlands. He wanted to escape all the my old friends, little did he know, he chose the wrong country. :lol:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: HarunYahya on June 10, 2011, 09:42:29 pm
I fuck children. 14 (32.6%)
-Calling police...-
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Everkistus on June 11, 2011, 12:08:47 am
visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: MountedRhader on June 11, 2011, 12:23:04 am
Someone say Catholic Priests?

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Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Polobow on June 11, 2011, 12:34:06 am
Lot'o my old friends cause of all the turks playing this game! Thats why Noc ran away to the Netherlands. He wanted to escape all the my old friends, little did he know, he chose the wrong country. :lol:
Noc? I demand history lessons.
Are you stating The Netherlands have my old friends in them aswell?
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Apsod on June 11, 2011, 01:45:13 am
I voted "I fuck children". I am a child and I find it more natural for me to fuck children instead of adults.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Everkistus on June 11, 2011, 01:08:06 pm
visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Explanation for the chicken picture. I was quite wasted yesterday and thought it read "I fuck chicken".
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: wayyyyyne on June 11, 2011, 02:55:15 pm
Explanation for the chicken picture. I was quite wasted yesterday and thought it read "I fuck chicken".

At first I thought it was a cock (lol pun) you posted...
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: SepChu on June 11, 2011, 03:28:58 pm
*Takes a look at all the "crusader" themed clans, then at the poll results*

I believe you.


+1  :lol:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: monsterbrum on June 11, 2011, 11:17:40 pm
last option, GOD WILZ IT!!!
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Earthdforce on June 12, 2011, 10:27:00 am
Hahaha, I read the question as "Which of the Blow?"
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Bobthehero on June 13, 2011, 09:07:08 am
I am hetero and I find this thread FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS
I do however turn gay whenever I log on to the Taleworlds forums.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Vibe on June 13, 2011, 10:27:23 am
Does backpeddal spam make me gay? :(
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: okiN on June 13, 2011, 10:38:17 am
If you need to ask, then it's a given that you're at least curious. :wink:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: bredeus on June 13, 2011, 10:40:18 am

+1  :lol:
lol
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Son Of Odin on June 14, 2011, 03:42:09 am
Does it make me gay or bi if I want to shove my leathery long spear to everyone's face or arse?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Vibe on June 14, 2011, 08:07:08 am
If you need to ask, then it's a given that you're at least curious. :wink:
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Bjarky on June 14, 2011, 07:08:41 pm
Ahaha, at least i found out that i have alot of brethren in here  :mrgreen:
Tristan: "Where are all the children? :shock:" Lansamur: "Bjarky's got 'em 8-)" Tristan facepalmes:"Omg, why is nobody protecting the children? Sigh..."
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Teeth on June 16, 2011, 05:41:13 pm
What the hell, there are more than 2 horse archers!
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Teeth on June 16, 2011, 05:44:11 pm
What the hell, there are more than 2 horse archers!

Lot'o my old friends cause of all the turks playing this game! Thats why Noc ran away to the Netherlands. He wanted to escape all the my old friends, little did he know, he chose the wrong country. :lol:
Yeah we already have 2 million Turks in the Netherlands, good to know Noctivagant is one of em, he better has a job and he better learns to speak Dutch.

uggh I fail at editing my previous post.
Title: Re: Sexuality :O
Post by: Siiem on June 16, 2011, 06:39:50 pm
You better hope Phazh (Freud) don't find this thread.