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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: DisforDinosaur on June 10, 2011, 03:43:42 am

Title: will you be my new friend?
Post by: DisforDinosaur on June 10, 2011, 03:43:42 am
Hi everybody

After months of watching my boyfriend slaughter a lot of you I finally succumbed to my inner dork and bought MnB. I've been having a fun time and have gotten a lot better in the week that I've been playing. I'm still a major noob though, so go ahead and make fun of it, but please don't ban me. (Sometimes I get lost and run into walls)  :oops:

But Shpongled and I will kick all of your asses eventually  :twisted:

Love and kittens,

DEEisforDEE
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on June 10, 2011, 03:50:16 am
This is just made of win.

I don't care what anyone else says.

This reminds me from dying to "Pretty Pink Princess"
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Post by: Lizard_man on June 10, 2011, 03:56:53 am
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Post by: Patricia on June 10, 2011, 03:59:49 am
Lies and Deceit, I wipe the floor with Shpongled every day when I fight him.
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Post by: Shpongled on June 10, 2011, 04:16:48 am
^5!
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Post by: PieParadox on June 10, 2011, 04:54:55 am
so much win
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Post by: PhantomZero on June 10, 2011, 04:59:04 am
no
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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 10, 2011, 06:26:52 am
im more handsome than ur bf.
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Post by: Wolves_Riki_H on June 10, 2011, 09:24:40 am
seen u in the DTV server few days ago =_=+
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Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on June 10, 2011, 10:26:36 am
FBI is getting sloppy, what an obvious trap
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Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 10:27:32 am
im more handsome than ur bf.

Because all women want a low browed, square headed neanderthal. As a gay man, I can catagorically state that I have seen pancreatic cancers with more charm and looks. Although granted, all I have is a typical tough-guy type pose avatar to judge you by, but its enough to form the opinion that you are a turd.

Also I'll be your friend, yay rainbow glitter joy!

:D:D:D:D
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Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on June 10, 2011, 10:32:12 am

Also I'll be your friend, yay rainbow unicorn jizz, glitter, tears of joy and wet happyness!

:D:D:D:D

Fixed
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Post by: Corwin on June 10, 2011, 10:52:50 am
im more handsome than ur bf.
And again...
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Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 11:01:49 am
Fixed

I agree.
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Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on June 10, 2011, 01:42:59 pm
I lack understanding. The 'b' key on my keyboard at first failed to react when I attempted to form the word "bibblebooooo". Gods, what is this?!

Oh and hi stranger
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Post by: Lisandro on June 10, 2011, 01:47:06 pm
are u paris hilton?
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Post by: Vibe on June 10, 2011, 02:04:36 pm
Who sends their wifes to war? SHAME ON YOU
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Post by: Razzen on June 10, 2011, 02:15:46 pm
Who sends their wifes to war? SHAME ON YOU
Maybe they were bad in the kitchen...hah.....ha..no? okay
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Post by: Prpavi on June 10, 2011, 03:23:28 pm
Because all women want a low browed, square headed neanderthal. As a gay man, I can catagorically state that I have seen pancreatic cancers with more charm and looks. Although granted, all I have is a typical tough-guy type pose avatar to judge you by, but its enough to form the opinion that you are a turd.

Also I'll be your friend, yay rainbow glitter joy!

:D:D:D:D


Hmmm a gay man and a Greek best friends?

nothing new i guess, been happening for a millenium or two.
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Post by: Tristan on June 10, 2011, 03:26:41 pm
Spam?
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Post by: Torp on June 10, 2011, 03:27:34 pm
First book of Moses, chapter 3, verse 16:
Unto the woman he (God) said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

I guess her boyfriend simply demanded that she went to war, since 'He shall rule over thee'
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Post by: Blueberry Muffin on June 10, 2011, 03:38:02 pm
First book of Moses, chapter 3, verse 16:
Unto the woman he (God) said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

I guess her boyfriend simply demanded that she went to war, since 'He shall rule over thee'

Systematically breaking down the principals and morals of modern society, in regards to sexist oppression using bible quotes is a good thing.

Win!  :wink:
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 10, 2011, 03:58:33 pm
FBI is getting sloppy, what an obvious trap

this
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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 10, 2011, 04:16:40 pm
Because all women want a low browed, square headed neanderthal. As a gay man, I can catagorically state that I have seen pancreatic cancers with more charm and looks. Although granted, all I have is a typical tough-guy type pose avatar to judge you by, but its enough to form the opinion that you are a turd.

Also I'll be your friend, yay rainbow glitter joy!

:D:D:D:D


ok,bundle of sticks :)
Title: Re: will you be my new friend?
Post by: Torp on June 10, 2011, 04:32:52 pm
Systematically breaking down the principals and morals of modern society, in regards to sexist oppression using bible quotes is a good thing.

Win!  :wink:

people just ain't too happy when you quote this bible passage irl... :D
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Post by: hyena on June 10, 2011, 04:58:45 pm

Hmmm a gay man and a Greek best friends?

nothing new i guess, been happening for a millenium or two.

Ha, well played sir.
Title: Re: will you be my new friend?
Post by: Lord_Panos on June 10, 2011, 05:30:14 pm

Hmmm a gay man and a Greek best friends?

nothing new i guess, been happening for a millenium or two.


U polish cunt.  :twisted:
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Post by: Kuhparnicuhs on June 10, 2011, 11:10:23 pm
I lack understanding. The 'b' key on my keyboard at first failed to react when I attempted to form the word "bibblebooooo". Gods, what is this?!

Oh and hi stranger
Did you try downloading the lastest update for your 'b' key?
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Post by: Shpongled on June 11, 2011, 02:44:20 am
Lawlzz at all the comments. Panos, I wouldn't even trade my bf for Brad Pitt or Jake Gylllenhall or whomever  :D

Wanted to say thanks to any Mercs reading for letting me use the flag to play with Shpong.

And yes, I am TOTALLY P-Hilton.
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Post by: DisforDinosaur on June 11, 2011, 03:48:46 am
^^ yeah, that was me. such a noob.
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Post by: Erathsmus on June 11, 2011, 11:13:25 am
Horse Archers, xbows, that peasant whom keeps kicking you. I thought I saw all that the rainbow conglomerate had to offer, then I saw Panos's avatar.
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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 11, 2011, 02:50:35 pm
^^ haha  :oops:
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Post by: Noctivagant on June 12, 2011, 08:14:01 pm
im more handsome than ur bf.

ok,bundle of sticks :)

U polish cunt.  :twisted:
^^ haha  :oops:



have you ever had a dreams, thats that you, you had.. yout,  you would you could, you do, you wit, you wants you, you could do so you., you do you could you you want you want him do you so much you could do anything? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DORBriLppMk)
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Post by: Tzar on June 13, 2011, 02:11:40 am
No.
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Post by: McBeverage on June 13, 2011, 04:55:34 am
Meet a girly who, yes, does play Mount&Blade.  ^__^
..

I don't know.  Ask Shik.
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Post by: Amazon on June 14, 2011, 11:53:34 am
Hi, DEEisforDEE)
We've already met in ts :D don’t worry about nerds trolling you - they simply will always saying stuff like: there are no girls in internet and you couldn’t play mb, etc blablabla :mrgreen: (this is simply the reason why I'm trying to avoid posting on forums - don't see any sense to argue with them).
So just have fun and kill more! I would definitely be your friend :wink: As many people you will be enjoy to speak and play with.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 14, 2011, 12:08:39 pm
Hi, DEEisforDEE)
We've already met in ts :D don’t worry about nerds trolling you - they simply will always saying stuff like: there are no girls in internet and you couldn’t play mb, etc blablabla :mrgreen: (this is simply the reason why I'm trying to avoid posting on forums - don't see any sense to argue with them).
So just have fun and kill more! I would definitely be your friend :wink: As many people you will be enjoy to speak and play with.

lol my 20 years old sister plays m&b too
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Post by: Chagan_Arslan on June 14, 2011, 12:19:49 pm
sure why not
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Post by: Lord_Panos on June 14, 2011, 04:38:52 pm
lol my 20 years old sister plays m&b too

tits or gtfo.
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 14, 2011, 04:45:50 pm
tits or gtfo.

wanna see my hairy chest? u gay?  8-)
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Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on June 14, 2011, 04:50:43 pm
wanna see my hairy chest? u gay?  8-)

Hairy chest or gtfo
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Post by: Tavuk_Bey on June 14, 2011, 05:00:40 pm
Hairy chest or gtfo

 :oops: