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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Eibhlin on April 07, 2019, 06:03:31 pm

Title: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Eibhlin on April 07, 2019, 06:03:31 pm
Just another passing thought....
BUT What if everyone from cRPG (from all regions) came to sleep over at your house? How would you accommodate them?

Rules and Conditions!

1. No "Kicking" someone off your property, they have to stay on it, whether it be your house or the lawn or whatever...

2. No "Forcing of Labor", you cannot ask someone to mow your lawn. However, you can mention that they could want to help you, E.G "Knowing how helpful Yeldur is, I asked him to scrub the toilets for the Greater Good!"

3. Just You: You'll be excluding roommates/family/friends/some other who typically lives with you. Unfortunately, your pets will have to remain in the facility (but you can always drop them off with a relative). Or let them be trampled, whatever suits you!

4. You cannot magikally create anything, just look around the house to see how you'd be able to accommodate everyone at the very moment.

So there you go! Basically, you can choose who/whom sleeps where, who eats this, who gets to sleep on the floor and who gets to sleep on the bed, what kind of party you'll have, etc!

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Any questions? Ask away!



Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Rake_ on April 07, 2019, 06:05:07 pm
bouta show ppl that louis ck was shooting small loads
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: FTG_Pablo on April 07, 2019, 06:21:41 pm
I'd let everyone but Narmin crash at my place lol
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: mcdeath on April 07, 2019, 06:56:26 pm
Quote from: FTG_Pablo on April 07, 2019, 06:21:41 pm
I'd let everyone but Narmin crash at my place lol

Big mistake. Now I'm coming over
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: traxits on April 07, 2019, 07:59:44 pm
knightmare gets to spend the night in the crawl space as the low ceiling will remind him of the hobbit-hole his manlet stature is accustomed to
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: bensai on April 07, 2019, 08:04:04 pm
Quote from: traxits on April 07, 2019, 07:59:44 pm
knightmare gets to spend the night in the crawl space as the low ceiling will remind him of the hobbit-hole his manlet stature is accustomed to

got kicked out of a bar friday night for stumbling into a railing and the bouncer, who was a manlet, pointed me out, and allegedly my last words to him were "yea well youre shorter than me haha"

when my friends told me about it in the morning, i thought of knightmare if he were a bouncer
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: mcdeath on April 07, 2019, 08:28:35 pm
Quote from: traxits on April 07, 2019, 07:59:44 pm
knightmare gets to spend the night in the crawl space as the low ceiling will remind him of the hobbit-hole his manlet stature is accustomed to

GO STUDY
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 08, 2019, 12:04:26 am
they can all camp in the small woods surrounding the property while the chosen Few are allowed in the cabin proper, but only for small periods of time after which they are compelled back into the scrub-woods. this will naturally form a sort of ad-hoc caste system among all present. i imagine it devolving into something like prison gangs where you're basically forced to stick only with the clan you came in with. the frisians and other favored people will be at special risk when back in the woods, of course. i might allow the more frail ones (obviously myself included) to stay in the house without restriction. this might end up with the underclass marching on the house and burning it to the ground.

its all for science, Stanley and Milgrim and Zimbardo did absolutely nothing wrong
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Kadeth on April 08, 2019, 09:34:38 am
Leshma gets the floor without a mattress, but he may use a pillow. Sandy gets the spare bed, with fresh linen. All the Con-federates sleep in my bed
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Sharpe on April 08, 2019, 09:56:01 am
Kegs, edibles, and real live 1v1s in the common area. Winner gets the couch.
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 08, 2019, 09:56:14 am
Quote from: Kadeth on April 08, 2019, 09:34:38 am
Leshma gets the floor without a mattress, but he may use a pillow. Sandy gets the spare bed, with fresh linen. All the Con-federates sleep in my bed
Now we are nice and close,  just like good brothers should be
Title: Re: A Scenario not for the Faint Hearted (1) ~Light
Post by: Yeldur on April 08, 2019, 11:55:09 am
i will accept anyone into my home and then in the dead of night i will burn it down with all of you inside it