Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Asheram on August 27, 2018, 09:01:19 am
Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch, You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered, Like my Waffle House hash browns Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola Stock you are inclined to make me rise An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five, You sunk my battle ship please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" You'll love it just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggie style So we can both watch X-Files You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Sniger on August 27, 2018, 10:30:14 am
Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beachfront, she smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my finger up her Country music played on the radio So I turned it off and we walked down To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker A wave swept us away
https://youtu.be/h1zvy4fCPm0
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: njames89 on August 27, 2018, 12:55:24 pm
Great lyrics but not my favorite.
I will have to think for some time about what is my favorite.
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Torben on August 27, 2018, 01:24:53 pm
Als je bitch wil chillen en ze belt m'n nummer Dan ga ik wel komen want ik ben flexibel Nu ben ik in de club, nu sta ik voor de spiegel Ik kan niet voor je liegen, we willen wat verdienen
no wait:
American girls and American guys We'll always stand up and salute We'll always recognize When we see Old Glory flying There's a lot of men dead So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head
no wait:
Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle For barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
no wait:
I know your hungry I can see it in your eyes Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries I want to take your chubby ass back to my place And squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeaaahh!!!
no wait:
Ive got 99 games in my steam library the only one I play is CRPG and when im on I dont care about the poor peasentry cause the only thing that matters to me is my K:D
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Nickleback on August 27, 2018, 08:08:31 pm
(Torben drops the mic)
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Casul on August 27, 2018, 09:16:47 pm
[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, meine Damen und Herren All the way from Tokyo, Japan The Yodelmeister Mister Takeo Ischi
[Strophe 1] Wiar i bin auf d'Alm aufi ganga Hab mer wolln mei Bibi-Henderl fanga Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst di!
[Jodeln]
[Strophe 2] Wiar i bin im Wald aussi kemma Ham's ma wolln mei Bibi-Henderl nehma Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst di!
[Jodeln]
Jojo, do the Bibi-Hendl Jojo, with the Yodelmeister
[Strophe 3] S'Henderl is am Herd aufi g'sprunga Hat si seine Pratzele verbrunna Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst di!
[Jodeln]
Again ladies and gentlemen, meine Damen und Herren Presenting to you aus Reit im Winkl, Southern Bavaria The Yodelmeister yodeling the Bibi-Hendl
[Strophe 4] Muass i g'schwind in d'Stadt eini laufa Und a neues Bibi-Henderl kaufa Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, gel bi-bi Gel mei Bibi-Hendl, jetzt duckst di!
[Jodeln]
[Outro] And now we're gonna take you to the top With some extreme yodeling with Takeo Ischi
[Jodeln]
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Nickleback on August 30, 2018, 01:09:12 pm
Ladies and gentlemen and cassi would be better
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: njames89 on August 30, 2018, 01:11:47 pm
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Vibe on August 30, 2018, 01:20:10 pm
lmao i remember seeing this when i was 16. boomers unite!
I've seen this word a lot lately and still have no idea what people mean by that
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: [ptx] on August 31, 2018, 05:15:12 pm
It stands for old farts that have ruined the economy and other things.
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Asheram on August 31, 2018, 08:13:15 pm
Bushes of Love Bad Lip Reading [Intro: Luke Skywalker] Hey, how did my father die?
[Verse 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker] Forty-nine times we fought that beast Your old man and me It had a chicken head with duck feet With a women's face too Aw, that's rad!
And it was waiting in the bushes for us Then it ripped off your dad's face He was screaming something awful In fact, there was this huge mess, and I had to the change the floors The floors?
[Pre-Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi] You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi] Every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Something's waiting in the bushes of love
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker] Yo Never knew my dad, he didn't care about me Dead horizon is all my macro-binoculars see Moisture farming all my life and not a drop spilt My aunt and uncle, double suns, and sipping blue milk My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk
[Pre-Chorus 2: Luke Skywalker] But then a desert hobo came and told me We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi] Every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Something's waiting in the bushes of love
[Bridge: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker & R2-D2] Hold me when I open like a flower Hold me right Yeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time A long time
I think my cooking's awesome I've got her picture in my photo wagon Ha ha, keep it poppin' Yeah, She'd probably love to honkey-tonk She'd probably love to honkey-tonk That's what I said, hmm
[Beak: Luke Skywalker] (Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
(Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don't find any more Crispy bodies by the door
[Verse 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Luke Skywalker] Forty-nine times Yeah, it was forty-nine times, and now it might be waiting for you Could be hiding behind that scrap pile That's just a big cow
[Pre-Chorus 3: Obi-Wan Kenobi] I know you really want someone to hold you But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
[Chorus 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi] Yeah, every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Yeah, something's waiting in the bushes of love
Every day, I worry all day About what's waiting in the bushes of love ‘Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us Something's waiting in the bushes of love
[Outro: Luke Skywalker] (Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
(Waiting for us) I used to ride across the desert, you know I used to glide on my speeder I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find Waiting for me around the corner, oh no no
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Asheram on September 01, 2018, 12:29:06 am
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)"
[Yoda:] Penny for your thoughts.
[Luke Skywalker:] I hate Brenda, and a bad guy hit me in the shin, and I peed on all my pants
[Yoda:] It's nothing a little music can't help.
[Yoda:] Rockin' Rockin' and rollin' Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me Not to stroll on that beach Said seagulls gonna come Poke me in the coconut And they did And they did Had me goin' like Nothing I could do but yell When these birds attacked me When I tried to run I fell And then these kids start laughing And then Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack Where'd it come from? Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Run, run, run, jump! And stop Put me down I love to groove and boogie Yeah
[Luke Skywalker:] Great
[Yoda:] Show you some dance moves
[Luke Skywalker:] No, I don't want you to
[Yoda:] If I had your giant feet Out there on the beach Could have outrun those birds
[Luke Skywalker:] You're a psycho wiener!
[Yoda:] Let me grab my beater
[R2D2:] Stop it please!
[R2D2:] Don't hit me Please Don't hit me
[Luke Skywalker:] Come on man! Quit that banging
[Yoda:] Hey, what's that stank?
[Luke Skywalker:] You put a fish in our basket!
[Yoda:] Oh, yeah! I forgot I did that
[Luke Skywalker:] You owe me an apology
[Yoda:] Just hold your breath and see When the time is right Birds'll bite your face Now run, run, run, jump! I can be a backpack while you run Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run, run, run, jump! Now breathe That's good Like that Like that
One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over And underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen, boy Someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you're lying there Screaming, "Come help me please!" The seagulls poke your knees
Stop it now!
[Luke Skywalker:] Whatever, you're sorta pitchy
[Yoda:] Didn't like it?
[Luke Skywalker:] Listen, man, I'm not your friend
[Yoda:] Don't fall asleep Don't fall asleep
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Nickleback on September 01, 2018, 12:42:11 am
Asheram wtf are you listening lol,my brother came into the room it,i opened zoophilia porn to dodge him.Fcking this thing is more weird then that
Title: Re: Your favorite song lyrics
Post by: Kadeth on September 01, 2018, 02:39:32 am