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Title: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on June 30, 2018, 10:44:16 pm
Apart from other organisms inhabit in this waste land ,cassi thought to be different because of her reproduction organ.According to zottlmahrc the founder of krems ,the queen ant is actually an impostor.Let's settle this quickly and satify our curiosity vote now!
Title: Re: Zottlmarch claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on June 30, 2018, 10:46:04 pm
I vote male cause i trust zottlbach he is been around here for years,and everyone here is male except cassi,so,probably impostor.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Yeldur on June 30, 2018, 10:58:02 pm
Zottl is just meming, trying to make people think Cassi isn't a girl when really she is. Cassi is a fucking bundle of sticks but definitely a grill.

Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on June 30, 2018, 11:01:50 pm
Thx for balancing the votes yeldur,you are great balancer.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Heibai on June 30, 2018, 11:50:21 pm
5 cent eyed owl
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Post by: Jona on July 01, 2018, 04:04:40 am
Grils dont exist on the internet, therefore must be an owl.
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Post by: Casul on July 01, 2018, 05:56:54 am
k
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Post by: Golem on July 01, 2018, 06:12:54 am
has a signature with the word cumming in it so either girl or gay
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Torben on July 01, 2018, 07:43:33 pm
everybody knows shes a girl,  although she would make a decent owl tbh
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Rando on July 01, 2018, 09:09:20 pm
Sorry kids, but Yuhmaz's command of English has increased dramatically due to his adaptive shitposting ability. You won't get away with just a 5 cent-eyed owl this time.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Earthdforce on July 01, 2018, 09:35:19 pm
...why does it matter?
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 02, 2018, 12:36:50 am
Lel rand0,everyone thinks cassi is a male,but as far as i know from my experience only male ppl who act like a grill on internet are traps.So with this logic,Cassi is actually trap???
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Kadeth on July 02, 2018, 01:09:51 am
Guys, if you want to get to the bottom of this, I have a pic that Cassi took of the sky while he/she was on a train. There's definitely some humanlike shapes in the window's reflection, with some good detective work I'm sure you can determine its gender. I'll sell it to you for 2 LPs.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 02, 2018, 01:20:43 am
Guyz,looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.Kadeth(Shaggy)i will buy your scooby snacks just send the link.Scooby doobie dooo,we gotta solve the mystery before it is too late,jinkies!
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 02, 2018, 10:34:08 am
Quote from: Kadeth on July 02, 2018, 01:09:51 am
Guys, if you want to get to the bottom of this, I have a pic that Cassi took of the sky while he/she was on a train. There's definitely some humanlike shapes in the window's reflection, with some good detective work I'm sure you can determine its gender. I'll sell it to you for 2 LPs.

Oh man is this an ARG? Is it the beginning of the reveal of CRPG 2?
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Gurnisson on July 02, 2018, 07:54:43 pm
Cassi is as much of a man as zottlmarsch. That's nearly 2 % manliness


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Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 03, 2018, 12:13:57 am
Quote from: Gurnisson on July 02, 2018, 07:54:43 pm
Cassi is as much of a man as zottlmarsch. That's nearly 2 % manliness


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:Dd gurnisson(freddy) seems to nailed it,good job but still Gang,let's split and look for more clues to be sure cassi is male.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 03, 2018, 08:33:58 pm
I have been reading Cassi's posts for half an hour now.If you are curious enough read this long shit ,i invite you to this bizarre riddlesome journey of analysis of Cassi.

Carried this bottom to top so that you get ready :D ''OMG OMGMGMOGMOGMOGMO FUCK NO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SHITTTTTT GUYZ I AM DYING I HAVE FOUND OUT I AM IN NIRVANA,I AM IN THE HIGHEST STAGE OF ENLIGHTMENT  OMG OMGOGM CASSI IS A FUCKING ''_______'' , SHIT AHAHA''

CASSI SEX ANALYSIS

-Cassi is been here around for years ,probably anti-social and introvert like most of us for lurking around here,i saw her she can be online up to more than 4 hours,so most likely Cassi is single and living with his/her parents.This character traits are mostly found in male earthlings,not female.

-Cassi's all in game characters are female.

-Cassi is classified differently between their friends with phrases such as ''me some jerks and Cassi'',no one swears to Cassi for some reason.

-Cassi can talk a germanic language but she points out that she is not from germany,so she is either Austia,Belgium,Switzerland.

Quote from: Cassi on September 27, 2014, 02:39:31 pm
Okay guys, my schoolball starts in a few hours and I am dancing at the opening (with a real girl).
Thats so masculine, my chesthair are going to grow 2 inches while doing this.

See you on sunday, maybe monday or even later.  Depends on how long the rescuers need to find my corpse.

QGT
-In this post of Cassi,the emphasis on the reality of the girl brings about questions.Only a male trap would form a sentence like this.''Dance'' in the twenty one Europe in my humble view must be made with the opposite sex.She might be using the adjective ''real'' in order to specify for his friends that the girl he is gonna meet is not trap like him.

-http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/claim-your-waifu-part-ii/msg1131206/#msg1131206 In this post of hers we see that Cassi is actually inclined to females not males.Cassi in this post has describing the kind of girls she likes.So Cassi is either Male or a Tomboy,therefore Cassi is not trap.

-Now wait,Cassi is fond of females,she has female characters in game in the same time she has masculine character traits.That's puzzling i must tell as a retard turk i had hard time to figure out the sex of cassi in this 30 minutes,but i have endeavored for you all and now i am proclaiming her sex are you ready?

Before i tell you her sex,make your guess here by using aforementioned clues.





Good.I am telling it are you ready?Are you ready to learn Cassi's sex??? Ready to be in nirvana??The highest stage of enlightment in crpg forums????I am telling it...You sure you are ready???? its coming.... cassi is a bizarre,anti-social tomboy who doesn't want us to realize that she is not male.Inasmuch as she wants to be one of us here(male) ,she conceals her sexual identity,and i am being a dick telling you all about this.Really i want to delete all of these words i have written so far, because i know she wants to hide her sex in order to feel more comfortable,but i have endeavored too much on this post i can't just delete this shit for my categorical imperative.I am sincerely sorry cassi tomboy,but you could have just told me when i asked and save my 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: njames89 on July 03, 2018, 08:44:28 pm
holy shit Yuhmaz posting is truly a next tier.

Also on behalf of Cassi 1000 die grafens
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 04, 2018, 12:14:07 am
Quote from: njames89 on July 03, 2018, 08:44:28 pm
holy shit Yuhmaz posting is truly a next tier.

Also on behalf of Cassi 1000 die grafens
Thanks james,i hate writing long posts though cuz no one reads,among my around 1000 posts, this one i have tired myself most.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Casul on July 04, 2018, 04:06:07 pm
I am gay
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Nickleback on July 04, 2018, 05:17:29 pm
Quote from: Cassi on July 04, 2018, 04:06:07 pm
I am gay
According to the recent study published on crpg forums your sexual orientation is female and you are female,therefore you are not gay ,you r'e dominant lesbian.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Gnjus on July 05, 2018, 05:22:29 pm
Cassiopeia can choke on my southern Slavic cock any day, any time.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on July 05, 2018, 09:45:20 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 05, 2018, 05:22:29 pm
Cassiopeia can choke on my southern Slavic nose any day, any time.
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: polkafranzi on July 06, 2018, 12:05:18 am
Geh scheissn du unnötige hur. Verreck an irgendwas, keine sau wirds interessieren
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Kadeth on July 06, 2018, 01:32:37 am
Quote from: Cassi on July 04, 2018, 04:06:07 pm
I am gay

just like that, my last chance at getting a gf has been crushed
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Vibe on July 06, 2018, 02:12:10 pm
Quote from: Cassi on July 04, 2018, 04:06:07 pm
I am gay

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Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Yeldur on July 06, 2018, 02:42:01 pm
Quote from: Kadeth on July 06, 2018, 01:32:37 am
just like that, my last chance at getting a gf has been crushed
:(
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Larvae on July 06, 2018, 05:29:33 pm
wtf :D nice post,but i prefer ur insulting ones^^
Title: Re: Zottlmrach claims cassi is male!
Post by: Kadeth on July 07, 2018, 01:07:22 am
Quote from: Yeldur on July 06, 2018, 02:42:01 pm
:(

we had so much in common too. we even live in the same country