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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :
Holy Quran was first revealed in the month of Ramadan.
Fasting in the month of Ramadan is the fourth Pillar of Islam among the five.
Fasting helps to attain Taqwa (performing of actions which please Allah and abstaining from those actions that displease Him).
Ramadan is known to be the month of Quran. It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
The Night of Decree or The Night of Power (Laylat al-Qadr ) is in this month, which is better than a thousand months.
In this Holy month, the gates of Paradise are opened, gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained up.
Umra’h (shorter/minor pilgrimage) in Ramadan is equivalent to Hajj (major pilgrimage).
Muslims observe I’tikaaf (residing in the mosque for worship) in the Ramadan especially in the last 10 days of this Holy month.
It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It is also highly recommended to give Zakat (obligatory tax/donation – 2.5% of wealth/savings/assets) and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in the Ramadaan.
It is said in an authentic Hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) that fasting in the Ramadan sincerely out of faith and in the hope of reward, we will be forgiven all our previous sins, provided the major sins are not committed.
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :
Holy Quran was first revealed in the month of Ramadan.
Fasting in the month of Ramadan is the fourth Pillar of Islam among the five.
Fasting helps to attain Taqwa (performing of actions which please Allah and abstaining from those actions that displease Him).
Ramadan is known to be the month of Quran. It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
The Night of Decree or The Night of Power (Laylat al-Qadr ) is in this month, which is better than a thousand months.
In this Holy month, the gates of Paradise are opened, gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained up.
Umra’h (shorter/minor pilgrimage) in Ramadan is equivalent to Hajj (major pilgrimage).
Muslims observe I’tikaaf (residing in the mosque for worship) in the Ramadan especially in the last 10 days of this Holy month.
It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It is also highly recommended to give Zakat (obligatory tax/donation – 2.5% of wealth/savings/assets) and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in the Ramadaan.
It is said in an authentic Hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) that fasting in the Ramadan sincerely out of faith and in the hope of reward, we will be forgiven all our previous sins, provided the major sins are not committed.
Yuck much?
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It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It's not really fasting then, is it?
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It's not really fasting then, is it?
fasting is not stop eating totally,it is just holding urself until a big meal.
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That's not fasting. It takes anywhere from 2 to 10 days for gluconeogenesis to take place within the human body. I guess you could say it's intermittent fasting, but even that is pushing it, if you eat one meal before dawn and one after sunset. It's more like an odd way of calorie restriction.
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Sin all year, fast on ramadan. Fuck yeah.
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Sin all year, fast on ramadan. Fuck yeah.
to be fair, fasting is said (cba to find sources, i want to game lol) to also be healthy. something about the bodys digesting system
It's more like an odd way of calorie restriction.
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Beef, pork or chicken ramen?
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Happy Ramadan! Pretty cool :D. In honour of this holiday I will fast between breakfast and lunch and between lunch and dinner.
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Sin all year, fast on ramadan. Fuck yeah.
Unfortunately,this is everyone's thing in my place,idk where are you from but probably same.
Happy Ramadan! Pretty cool :D. In honour of this holiday I will fast between breakfast and lunch and between lunch and dinner.
Nice lol :D just get use to it then you can make a whole one fast.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/frances-interior-minister-says-authorities-thwart-possible-attack-using-ricin-gas-or-explosives-arrest-2-brothers/2018/05/18/88d7aa9c-5a69-11e8-9889-07bcc1327f4b_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.669f59f3b7c3
"France’s interior minister says authorities thwart possible attack using ricin gas or explosives, arrest 2 brothers"
Ah I see we are officially off on the official annual Ramadan Bombathon. False start for these fucking cunts, too bad so sad. Bring back the guillotine and public executions.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/frances-interior-minister-says-authorities-thwart-possible-attack-using-ricin-gas-or-explosives-arrest-2-brothers/2018/05/18/88d7aa9c-5a69-11e8-9889-07bcc1327f4b_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.669f59f3b7c3
"France’s interior minister says authorities thwart possible attack using ricin gas or explosives, arrest 2 brothers"
Ah I see we are officially off on the official annual Ramadan Bombathon. False start for these fucking cunts, too bad so sad. Bring back the guillotine and public executions.
its pretty fukken crazy that the U S of A is, by and far in terms of dollars and munitions, the primary culprit behind myriad dead Arabs and occupation of Arabian peninsula for decades, but it seems like the lion's share of our "islamic terror" ends up being the FBI entrapping the most retarded kid at the Arabic bookstore, while Europe gets legitimate truck attacks, knife attacks, et al.
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For the same reason that central and south american cartel violence is not an issue in the EU despite it being a reasonably large second market for their "products" after North America. It's a lot easier to manage immigration when there's an ocean in the way. The Med isn't as much of an issue to cross, but it would be a fantastic natural barrier if we didn't have NGO's and government organizations devoted to scouring the entire area for "refugees" in dinghy boats to haul back to european soil deliberately. Not to mention all the legal immigration sponsored and encouraged by our "leaders".
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :
Holy Quran was first revealed in the month of Ramadan.
Fasting in the month of Ramadan is the fourth Pillar of Islam among the five.
Fasting helps to attain Taqwa (performing of actions which please Allah and abstaining from those actions that displease Him).
Ramadan is known to be the month of Quran. It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
The Night of Decree or The Night of Power (Laylat al-Qadr ) is in this month, which is better than a thousand months.
In this Holy month, the gates of Paradise are opened, gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained up.
Umra’h (shorter/minor pilgrimage) in Ramadan is equivalent to Hajj (major pilgrimage).
Muslims observe I’tikaaf (residing in the mosque for worship) in the Ramadan especially in the last 10 days of this Holy month.
It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It is also highly recommended to give Zakat (obligatory tax/donation – 2.5% of wealth/savings/assets) and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in the Ramadaan.
It is said in an authentic Hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) that fasting in the Ramadan sincerely out of faith and in the hope of reward, we will be forgiven all our previous sins, provided the major sins are not committed.
#triggered - Check your muslim privilege, this is offensive to people who have nothing to eat everyday of the year. #banAllreligion #atheism
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For the same reason that central and south american cartel violence is not an issue in the EU despite it being a reasonably large second market for their "products" after North America. It's a lot easier to manage immigration when there's an ocean in the way. The Med isn't as much of an issue to cross, but it would be a fantastic natural barrier if we didn't have NGO's and government organizations devoted to scouring the entire area for "refugees" in dinghy boats to haul back to european soil deliberately. Not to mention all the legal immigration sponsored and encouraged by our "leaders".
It's also worth mentioning that if the Atlantropa went ahead no one would take shit from immigrants trying to cross through a waterdam, seeing how even just shooting flowers and deer with your camera near a dam gets you involved with the FBl. Hell, were the dam to be the primary source of electricity for Europe, there would probably be cannons and jetties all along the northern coast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa)
https://youtu.be/YY8z8X1ro0Q (https://youtu.be/YY8z8X1ro0Q)
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ramadan kareem!
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :
Holy Quran was first revealed in the month of Ramadan.
Fasting in the month of Ramadan is the fourth Pillar of Islam among the five.
Fasting helps to attain Taqwa (performing of actions which please Allah and abstaining from those actions that displease Him).
Ramadan is known to be the month of Quran. It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
The Night of Decree or The Night of Power (Laylat al-Qadr ) is in this month, which is better than a thousand months.
In this Holy month, the gates of Paradise are opened, gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained up.
Umra’h (shorter/minor pilgrimage) in Ramadan is equivalent to Hajj (major pilgrimage).
Muslims observe I’tikaaf (residing in the mosque for worship) in the Ramadan especially in the last 10 days of this Holy month.
It is very rewarding act in Ramadan to offer Iftaar (sunset meal to break fast) to those who are fasting.
It is also highly recommended to give Zakat (obligatory tax/donation – 2.5% of wealth/savings/assets) and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in the Ramadaan.
It is said in an authentic Hadith of Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) that fasting in the Ramadan sincerely out of faith and in the hope of reward, we will be forgiven all our previous sins, provided the major sins are not committed.
Get the hell out of here!!!! You mean I get one Hajj for not 3, not 2, but 1 Umra'h??? Holy shit, I know a good deal when I see one!
Didn't Ramadan also have something to do with poor, smelly people? You didn't mention them at all :/
I think you are supposed to feel what it's like having nothing to eat most of the day and only be able to eat all you want in the early morning and late at night.... like starving poor people... sort of.
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Get the hell out of here!!!! You mean I get one Hajj for not 3, not 2, but 1 Umra'h??? Holy shit, I know a good deal when I see one!
Didn't Ramadan also have something to do with poor, smelly people? You didn't mention them at all :/
I think you are supposed to feel what it's like having nothing to eat most of the day and only be able to eat all you want in the early morning and late at night.... like starving poor people... sort of.
it is both humbling and spiritually rewarding
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Happy Ramadan muslim fegz,The importance of Holy Ramadan for infidels/christianz :
It is highly recommended in the Ramadan to read and study the Holy Quran and to share with others.
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Ok, so I will make a start here, if nobody else does :D
9:123 O ye who believe! Fight those of the disbelievers who are near to you, and let them find harshness in you, and know that Allah is with those who keep their duty (unto Him).
2:257 As for those who disbelieve, their patrons are false deities. They bring them out of light into darkness. Such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein.
47:12 those who disbelieve take their comfort in this life and eat even as the cattle eat, and the Fire is their habitation.
3:73 And believe not save in one who followeth your religion
4:144 O ye who believe! Choose not disbelievers for (your) friends in place of believers. Would ye give Allah a clear warrant against you ?
5:51 O ye who believe! Take not the Jews and the Christians for friends. They are friends one to another. He among you who taketh them for friends is (one) of them. Lo! Allah guideth not wrongdoing folk.
22:15 Whoso is wont to think (through envy) that Allah will not give him (Muhammad) victory in the world and the Hereafter (and is enraged at the thought of his victory), let him stretch a rope up to the roof (of his dwelling), and let him hang himself.
22:19 But as for those who disbelieve, garments of fire will be cut out for them; boiling fluid will be poured down on their heads,
22:20 Whereby that which is in their bellies, and their skins too, will be melted;
22:21 And for them are hooked rods of iron.
22:22 Whenever, in their anguish, they would go forth from thence they are driven back therein and (it is said unto them): Taste the doom of burning.
Back to studying the good book! Happy Ramadan everyone!! Peace, tolerance and mutual respect :D
Of all the collective mental diseases peaceful and sciency religions, this one is still my favourite. :D
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Back to studying the good book! Happy Ramadan everyone!! Peace, tolerance and mutual respect :D
Of all the collective mental diseases peaceful and sciency religions, this one is still my favourite. :D
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''collective mental diseases'' your use of the freudian term for describing religion excited me greatly,can we be friends? I am yuckmuch and ur name?
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2:6 As for the Disbelievers, Whether thou warn them or thou warn them not it is all one for them; they believe not.
2:7 Allah hath sealed their hearing and their hearts, and on their eyes there is a covering. Theirs will be an awful doom.
2:15 Allah (Himself) doth mock them, leaving them to wander blindly on in their contumacy.
2:18 Deaf, dumb and blind; and they return not.
2:20 The lightning almost snatcheth away their sight from them. As often as it flasheth forth for them they walk therein, and when it darkeneth against them they stand still. If Allah willed, He could destroy their hearing and their sight. Lo! Allah is able to do all things.
2:23 And if ye are in doubt concerning that which We reveal unto Our slave (Muhammad), then produce a surah of the like thereof, and call your witness beside Allah if ye are truthful.
2:24 And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones.
2:121 Those unto whom We have given the Scripture, who read it with the right reading, those believe in it. And whoso disbelieveth in it, those are they who are the losers.
2:126 And when Abraham prayed: My Lord! Make this a region of security and bestow upon its people fruits, such of them as believe in Allah and the Last Day, He answered: As for him who disbelieveth, I shall leave him in contentment for a while, then I shall compel him to the doom of Fire - a hapless journey's end!
2:161 Lo! Those who disbelieve, and die while they are disbelievers; on them is the curse of Allah and of angels and of men combined.
2:171 The likeness of those who disbelieve (in relation to the messenger) is as the likeness of one who calleth unto that which heareth naught except a shout and cry. Deaf, dumb, blind, therefore they have no sense.
I like sand, burning heathens and dreaming of being superior. They so stupid. Do you like burning heathens?
How many credit points do I get for sharing this? Are they redeemable in virgins?
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Studying the Holy Quran, I find more and more helpful guidance how to manage day-to-day life in the 21st century. I want to share some of my favourite revelations with you, hoping they will inspire you as they have inspired me and bring you closer to Allah :D :D :D
2:118 And those who have no knowledge say: Why doth not Allah speak unto us, or some sign come unto us ? Even thus, as they now speak, spake those (who were) before them. Their hearts are all alike. We have made clear the revelations for people who are sure.
2:13 And when it is said unto them: believe as the people believe, they say: shall we believe as the foolish believe ? are not they indeed the foolish ? But they know not.
4:101 And when ye go forth in the land, it is no sin for you to curtail (your) worship if ye fear that those who disbelieve may attack you. In truth the disbelievers are an open enemy to you.
4:140 He hath already revealed unto you in the Scripture that, when ye hear the revelations of Allah rejected and derided, (ye) sit not with them (who disbelieve and mock) until they engage in some other conversation. Lo! in that case (if ye stayed) ye would be like unto them. Lo! Allah will gather hypocrites and disbelievers, all together, into hell;
4:43 O ye who believe! Draw not near unto prayer when ye are drunken, till ye know that which ye utter, nor when ye are polluted, save when journeying upon the road, till ye have bathed. And if ye be ill, or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet, or ye have touched women, and ye find not water, then go to high clean soil and rub your faces and your hands (therewith). Lo! Allah is Benign, Forgiving.
2:222 They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. Truly Allah loveth those who turn unto Him, and loveth those who have a care for cleanness.
4:92 It is not for a believer to kill a believer unless (it be) by mistake. He who hath killed a believer by mistake must set free a believing slave, and pay the blood- money to the family of the slain, unless they remit it as a charity. If he (the victim) be of a people hostile unto you, and he is a believer, then (the penance is) to set free a believing slave. And if he cometh of a folk between whom and you there is a covenant, then the blood-money must be paid unto his folk and (also) a believing slave must be set free. And whoso hath not the wherewithal must fast two consecutive months. A penance from Allah. Allah is Knower, Wise.
Just the other day I accidentally killed a person. Lucky for me, it turned out he was a disbeliever and is now impaled on an iron rod in hell, so I can keep all my slaves :D :D :D
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Allah is as just as he is great :D :D :D
5:40 Knowest thou not that unto Allah belongeth the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth ? He punisheth whom He will, and forgiveth whom He will. Allah is Able to do all things.
6:149 Say - For Allah's is the final argument - Had He willed He could indeed have guided all of you.
86:13 Lo! this (Qur'an) is a conclusive word,
86:14 It is no pleasantry.
86:15 Lo! they plot a plot (against thee, O Muhammad)
86:16 And I plot a plot (against them).
86:17 So give a respite to the disbelievers. Deal thou gently with them for a while.
76:24 So submit patiently to thy Lord's command, and obey not of them any guilty one or disbeliever.
Allah better not catch any of you brothers working for a disbeliever, or it will be eternal hell-fire for you :D :D :D
And keep smiling for now :D :D :D :D :D
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peaceful ramadan mate
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in Ramadan muslim people are allowed to beat their wives.
No wait, thats the normal days in the life of a raghead, in ramadan they throw acid in their faces.
Lol, happy fΑgmadan.
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You just jealous you can't go in a cut without getting you hands bloody.
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Today I want to share, in the spirit of Ramadan, some particularly sciency revelations I discovered while studying the good book.
I know now that there is absolutely no way that the Holy Quran was written more than 1300 years ago without exclusive VIP divine insight. From a modern point of view, people from that time and region would probably be perceived as naive, uneducated and ignorant rednecks, who understand nothing about the world or anything and are easily impressed. And yet the opposite is true for the Quran and subsequently those who are following its wisdom. The kind of insight and understanding, the love for detail, the coherence, the complete absence of any contradictions whatsoever... It's not the work of a hateful, manipulative madman and warmonger. It's not of this world. Nobody can make this stuff up. And that's what finally tipped me in the right direction. So many things suddenly start making sense now. And if all these are undeniable facts, then the rest must also be true! But don't take my word for it! See for yourselves what was revealed unto us:
18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout. We said: O Dhu'l-Qarneyn! Either punish or show them kindness.
18:90 Till, when he reached the rising-place of the sun, he found it rising on a people for whom We had appointed no shelter therefrom.
21:33 And He it is Who created the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. They float, each in an orbit.
27:61 Is not He (best) Who made the earth a fixed abode, and placed rivers in the folds thereof, and placed firm hills therein, and hath set a barrier between the two seas ? Is there any God beside Allah ? Nay, but most of them know not!
So, what many of us suspected is true after all. The earth is indeed flat, like intuition suggests. If it were round, you would roll downhill all the time. And the sun and moon do indeed orbit the earth (as do the five planets, give or take), which itself is fixed in place. If we were moving, we would feel a tickle in our bellies and the wind in our shaggy beards. Water and wind don't erode sediment and landscapes aren't shaped by a number of abiotic and biotic processes. Mountains don't emerge from tectonic friction. Allah placed them there, who is therefore best (1st out of 1). Most of us just know not. Go Allah!
41:12 Then He ordained them seven heavens in two Days and inspired in each heaven its mandate; and We decked the nether heaven with lamps, and rendered it inviolable. That is the measuring of the Mighty, the Knower.
67:5 And verily We have beautified the world's heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame.
81:2 And when the stars fall,
69:14 And the earth with the mountains shall be lifted up and crushed with one crash,
Stars are not suns up to billions of lightyears away, they are indeed nice, decorative lamps and missiles for the devils. In the end, our sun will not expand into a "red giant" after merging all hydrogen into helium raising temperatures on earth to intolerable levels for all life, both muslim and infidel, stars and space will not continue to drift apart indefinitely, accelerated by so-called dark energy, until the nightsky turns black. Assumingly, the universe also isn't infinite and roughly homogenous, so there is not an infinite amount of life and species in it. All matter will not eventually be gathered in super massive black holes and then slowly released as hawking radiation until, in about 10^100 years, the whole universe consists only of isolated photons drifting ever further apart. The stars will in fact crash on the earth, which itself gets lifted up and smashed on the floor. Zoosh! Bang! Wisdom!
22:5 We have created you from dust, then from a drop of seed, then from a clot, then from a little lump of flesh shapely and shapeless, that We may make (it) clear for you. And We cause what We will to remain in the wombs for an appointed time, and afterward We bring you forth as infants, then (give you growth) that ye attain your full strength.
There is no evolution and no branching of species, no DNA, no random mutations and genetic variation, no selection and consequential adaptation to changing conditions, no ongoing process that started over 4.5 billion years ago. We were made from dust, a drop of seed, a clot, then a lump. I don't think I can memorize all those. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Dust, seed, clot, lump. Wisdom obtained!! Why does everything have to be so awfully complicated though? Also note how accurately and detailed the human ontogenises is depicted in a time long before modern medicine: Whomb, then infant, then grow stronk. A miracle?
24:45 Allah hath created every animal of water. Of them is (a kind) that goeth upon its belly and (a kind) that goeth upon two legs and (a kind) that goeth upon four. Allah createth what He will. Lo! Allah is Able to do all things.
Unbelievers may say "What about insects and spiders? Walketh they not on 6 or 8 legs respectively?". Arthropodes have in fact 4 legs, the remaining extremities are really arms. Lo! Allah is clever, slippery!
16:68 And thy Lord inspired the bee, saying: Choose thou habitations in the hills and in the trees and in that which they thatch;
16:69 Then eat of all fruits, and follow the ways of thy Lord, made smooth (for thee). There cometh forth from their bellies a drink divers of hues, wherein is healing for mankind. Lo! herein is indeed a portent for people who reflect.
A practical example of how civilization's modern day problems can be fixed by looking for answers in the Holy Quran: Bees don't feed on pollen and nectar. They do indeed feed on fruits... very much like wasps. There is no problem with lack of bees in agricultural monocultures today. The problem is that bees never helped pollinating blossoms in the first place. They like fruits.
86:5 So let man consider from what he is created.
86:6 He is created from a gushing fluid
86:7 That issued from between the loins and ribs.
Allah is fully aware that we grow from fertilized egg cells (aka zygote) and that sperm is produced in testicles, but when it comes to sexual matters he is fixated on very young boys whose testicles haven't yet moved out of the body, hence the loins and ribs.
6:142 And of the cattle (He produceth) some for burdens, some for food. Eat of that which Allah hath bestowed upon you, and follow not the footsteps of the devil, for lo! he is an open foe to you.
Against popular belief, animals are not our distant relatives. Allah made them for our convenience, for food or for carrying our burdens. If you don't eat them, you are following the devil. 10 years a vegetarian... 10 years of darkness. Can Allah forgive me? I didn't know I was being... develish. But should we now eat our cats and dogs or train them to carry our luggage? Which one is their purpose? And can we anasthetize them before we slit their throats? Maybe just a little? Lo! Allah is boss, knower! Wisdom +100
51:49 And all things We have created by pairs, that haply ye may reflect.
Granted, micro organisms often don't have 2 genders and reproduce without gushing fluid. Allah is aware of this, he just didn't expect us to make microscopes and snoop around in things that don't concern us. That doesn't mean Allah didn't know what micro organisms are. He has supernatural bionic eyesight. And... I mean, duh! He made them. He just keeps us on a need-to-know basis. Besides, some theologists argue that micro organisms are not "things" at all, but in fact "stuff". Allah is also aware that he put millions of different species on the world disc and that for most of them there must have been room on the "Ark". He doesn't see a problem with that. If you do, it's your problem. You are then the rightful owner of the flame.
Spiritual reward +1000
Happy Ramadan!!
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rhetorical question incoming:
why dude? why wont you let it go.
stop giving in to the us vs. them mentality, stop talking about things you arent willing to fully commit to educating yourself about, hence spreading half knowledge and fostering the prejudice of the ignorant american.
may batman be with you.
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The Virgin Globalist Kraut vs the Chad Islamophobic American.
Torben you're one of the most ignorant motherfuckers when it comes to Islam, or really anything at all tbh, please shut the fuck up about "education", "knowledge" and "ignorance" you dumb childlike naive cunt. You wouldn't recognize any of those things if they ran you over in a truck then beheaded your crippled, muscly ass.
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why dude?
Because this stuff is better than "Mein Kampf", which apparently nobody ever read - WE DID NOT KNOW.
stop giving in to the us vs. them mentality
That kind of mentality is hard-coded into my operating system, "Allah 6.32 AD RC", and there are no more upgrades :(
may batman be with you.
Papa Smurf much better. Wise, just. Lo!
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First a few more teasers:
9:4 those of the idolaters with whom ye (Muslims) have a treaty, and who have since abated nothing of your right nor have supported anyone against you. (As for these), fulfil their treaty to them till their term. Lo! Allah loveth those who keep their duty (unto Him).
9:5 Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush.
2:191 And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution is worse than slaughter.
4:76 Those who believe do battle for the cause of Allah; and those who disbelieve do battle for the cause of idols. So fight the minions of the devil. Lo! the devil's strategy is ever weak.
4:74 Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.
And now I want to conclude my exciting spiritual journey for the time being, and what a journey it has been. I feel like a wise and moral person now, in enlightened spiritual unity with all living things - except women, homos, skeptics, animals, jews, christians, unbelievers and everyone who isn't muslim. But that goes without saying.
I have learned from the revelations much about hating, burning and not listening; that explanations are for the dumb and senseless; if you don't believe, just hang yourself; if people make fun of Allah or talk sense, just take a walk; don't drink and pray; wash yourself with sand after you went poo-poo or touched a girl; if it's bleeding, don't go in; serve now, enjoy when you're dead; be nice to infidels until you get a chance to stab them all in the back; when a goat falls down a cliff, don't eat it; if Allah wills it, he can destroy all unbelievers or make them believers, but he rather mocks and then punishes them, because they so stupid, even though he made them, so the joke is technically on him, but Lo! he can do all things.
My final score: 3.5 / 5 (including orphan compensation bonus)
Sometimes it was hard to follow, because the author keeps straying into wild rants about doomed infidels burning in hell-fire after every few sentences, all the way through to the end. Apart from that, there isn't really a clear message or a consistent direction and one is often left wondering what the author is trying to say and what point he is trying to prove. He is having trouble to stay focussed, resulting in somewhat random and incoherent trains of thought, possibly an indication for a pathological mental condition, maybe infantilism, which would also explain the aversion against women, the radical unwillingness to have dialogues with people of varying convictions in an unbiased and honest kind of way, but to rather just kill and burn them all, and then there's the clinging to an all-powerful imaginary friend and father figure and the constant references to him in all moral and ethical matters, which implies a strong reluctance to start taking responsibility for his own actions and views and to independently reflect on them. Overall, it was great reading though. Very special and often funny, sometimes touching when the author invents fantastic stories in an attempt to deal with his own misfortune of never having had a real daddy, even though their often childishly violent nature indicate deep, unresolved emotional problems and a therapeutical treatment should have been considered. He did copy much of his material from older sources, but that used to be common practice and copyrights were not an issue at the time.
Now I feel like barbeque and something burned alive in fire! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Who else is slightly hungry and hasn't eaten in hours?
But no pork! Filthy piggy bad!! :P
Happy Ramadan everyone!!! Globalized industrialization and information age yay! Renaissance and enlightenment nay! Faith harder, brethren! 7th century 4 evah! 8-) 8-)
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I want to apologize, if I have given offense. That was never my intention. But you see... Allah mocked me first. Then I mocked back. One thing leads to another. Well, you know what it's like :D :D :D :D :D
Allah can take a joke though. He is very full of himself. He calls me his infidel, I call him my all time lamest pop cultural fiction villain (nothing like Shodan for example), but we're cool. You just shouldn't take him too seriously, because he can be a dominant dick, if you let him.
I know it's hard and you're probably thinking
"Yes, I'd like to grow up and not be the joke of the civilized world anymore, but what will my family, friends and neighbors think? Will they say 'we just want you to be happy'? Will they disown and banish me? Will they kidnap me and bring me 'home'? Will they stab and shoot me to death as an example? Will they behead me in front of a camera and brag about it like apes with gunz?"
But you're not alone and there is always a way. If you are really committed, you can get better :D
https://news.vice.com/article/why-i-left-islam-and-now-help-others-who-are-doing-the-same
Happy Ramadan and get well soon!!
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its pretty fukken crazy that the U S of A is, by and far in terms of dollars and munitions, the primary culprit behind myriad dead Arabs and occupation of Arabian peninsula for decades, but it seems like the lion's share of our "islamic terror" ends up being the FBI entrapping the most retarded kid at the Arabic bookstore, while Europe gets legitimate truck attacks, knife attacks, et al.
What's pretty fukken crazy is how you exaggerate.
Probably Muslims and Arabs have caused more dead Arabs than the US over the years. The US and allies have only occupied one country out of the 7 that make up the Arabian Peninsula. 9-11 was before the occupation of Iraq and that was a "legit" terror attack.
There have been 8 serious, terror attacks inspired by Islamic terrorism since 2001, including the World Trade Center attacks. None of those had anything to do with retarded kids.
But why would you let facts stand in the way when exaggeration will do?
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What's pretty fukken crazy is how you exaggerate.
Probably Muslims and Arabs have caused more dead Arabs than the US over the years. The US and allies have only occupied one country out of the 7 that make up the Arabian Peninsula. 9-11 was before the occupation of Iraq and that was a "legit" terror attack.
There have been 8 serious, terror attacks inspired by Islamic terrorism since 2001, including the World Trade Center attacks. None of those had anything to do with retarded kids.
But why would you let facts stand in the way when exaggeration will do?
>Probably Muslims and Arabs have caused more dead Arabs than the US over the years.
yes, you're right. what i meant previous was Arab deaths inflicted or facilitated by the US as compared to by Europe, in the time period since WW2 until today. the Russians killed a fucking lot during their afghan war though- cold war Russian ROE not so tight
>The US and allies have only occupied one country out of the 7 that make up the Arabian Peninsula
untrue, i'm not even going to pull up a map or source for this one. you've got Saudia Arabia of course, the largest US airbase in the ME is in Qatar, a naval station in Bahrain, airbases and army installations in Kuwait, i mean jesus christ man the only place in the peninsula that ain't got a U.S. lease somewhere in it is Yemen- where the UAE and KSA are currently involved (with ample US help, naturally) in literal siege. Even worse, the UAE+KSA campaigns are indirectly in support of AQAP (al-qaeda in arabian peninsula) and other militant groups...while the US ALSO has special forces fighting an independent conflict in southern Yemen AGAINST AQAP and other militants.
>9-11 was before the occupation of Iraq and that was a "legit" terror attack.
for expendiency's sake i will leave out the myriad holes in the official story and agree, for argumentation's sake, that the attack was entirely planned by AQ and perpetrated entirely by OBL+friends and his saudi/egyptian foot soldiers.
since the First Gulf War, the US carried out a literal continuous air campaign against Saddam. it wasn't a timeline simply consisting of Desert Storm, peacetime, 9/11, Operation Iraqi Freedom, you know. water treatment facilities were intentionally targeted, dams were intentionally blown, wholly civilian infrastructure was torn to fucking pieces with the intention that the Iraqi people would become so desperate, so hungry, so ill that they would overthrow Saddam on our behalf and then THANK US for besieging their nation. death toll from the interwar year sanctions and air campaigns was around 250k- lower than the 500k figure that a lot of people throw around but still an inconceivable human loss
>There have been 8 serious, terror attacks inspired by Islamic terrorism since 2001, including the World Trade Center attacks.
true- and excluding 9/11 those across the atlantic pond have sustained far more casualties from Muh Radical Islamic Terror than us. that was my point.
>None of those had anything to do with retarded kids.
not the variety i was talking about, of course. i would have to source articles and other material to actually defend my claim that there are significant amounts of false arrests by agent provacateurs in Muslim bookstores. i'm too lazy atm, might do it later. so i'll concede that point.
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Pssst. Hey you. Yes, you. Shhhh!
It's me. Allah.
I have chosen you as my prophet to spread my word. PSSST!
I prefer to lurk in the shadows. I'm a bit of a shadowy type.
Truth is, I'm a bit shy and can't speak in front of audiences, so I need you to do it.
I also don't want to be seen. Because I am FAT!! FAT AND UGLY!! *sobs* DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
I have set this bush on fire, so you know I'm for real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OWQPG2nk_0
Isn't it beauuuuuuuuuutiful? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I like fire.
I like fire so much. See how it dances? Mmmhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fire.
And now I will teach you the names of all the animals, so my angels will know that you're my prophet.
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Doggy goes "Woooof!". Cow goes "Mooooooooooh!".
And now I want you to listen to these infidels and produce me a sura about why they so stupid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCjVj6x8Wkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKLmxIu1y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqWqj0ADWqw
It is recommended in the time of the Holy Ramadan, because I recommend it, therefore it is recommended, from which follows that it is recommended.
Serve me well and you will nevah evah have to die! Just like Peter Pan.
There will be cold buffet and virgins when you're... dead. Promise!
Buuuurn'em!! Buuuuuuuuurn'em all!!!
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Ramadan more like Ram-A-Dong
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War_Ferret, now quote all the Power Word: Death parts of old and new testament. Abrahamic religions are full of blood and brimstone. Don't restrict yourself to only Book 3.
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War_Ferret, now quote all the Power Word: Death parts of old and new testament. Abrahamic religions are full of blood and brimstone. Don't restrict yourself to only Book 3.
We are celebrating ramadan here, not christmas. In any case, Christianity has had its time and they fucked up. 1000 years of exploitation (before there was even capitalism!), mental slavery and unparalleled fascism are an impressive achievement, I give em that. A hundred Führers can only stand in admiration and envy before the original book (and people) burners. Without christianity the bloody heathens would probably have colonized mars by now. Does their mockery know no end? But christians have become weak. When was the last time a christian burned a witch or a free thinker? Every westerner can just think what he wants now without getting burned. How is that even still a real religion? What is stopping people now from killing each other, dishonoring their parents and the holy sabbath? The HOLY SABBATH!!!
Anyway, I need to hear some more noise from jews and christians before I am willing to spend time on their obsolete editions of the good book. Show me you are taking your religions seriously, because I can't hear you! Just telling retarded stories about intelligent design is not good enough. The gods demand BLOOD!
The race is on! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks
I want my apocalypse now, burn the fucking planet!!! Afterlife much better than stupid earth. Buuuuuuurrrrrrn it aaaaaallllllll!
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What are you going to do for your next trick, stick a banana up your ass to totally own the theists?
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What are you going to do for your next trick, stick a banana up your ass to totally own the theists?
The kind of wittiness only a monotheist can muster. Did you think of that clever remark all by yourself?
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Nice sardonic teenager banter. The answer to your question is no, I was referencing a hip new trend among enlightened atheists such as yourself.
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The Virgin Globalist Kraut vs the Chad Islamophobic American.
Torben you're one of the most ignorant motherfuckers when it comes to Islam, or really anything at all tbh, please shut the fuck up about "education", "knowledge" and "ignorance" you dumb childlike naive cunt. You wouldn't recognize any of those things if they ran you over in a truck then beheaded your crippled, muscly ass.
I always imagine your rants with a cute french accent <3
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Better fuck off or he will taunt you a second time.
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Nice sardonic teenager banter. The answer to your question is no, I was referencing a hip new trend among enlightened atheists such as yourself.
Yeah, why would we still need the mindset of the smug enlightenment age today? Those nerds and fegz have already given us our daily memes, food, wealth and nuclear bombs. Now free independent thought can go fuck itself, and we can keep praising the lord for all he has bestoweth upon us.
The only "trend" here is your superstition, though. There have been rationalist-empiricists, also known as asmurfists, aunicornists, amaninthemoonists, aflyingspaghettimonsterists and sometimes atheists, in every time and place, despite persecution and murder, long before your particular branch of mental disease was invented, and they will still be laughing at it in disbelief long after it has taken its rightful place as a shameful and embarassing error of history. If it hadn't been for Constantine super-christ and your forged document "gifting" scam, your fellow criminal maniacs would have rotted away in some roman caves and nobody would ever have heard of a christian again. You can never wipe out the healthy, natural mind, because we are born with it. But you can wipe out infectious diseases.
I would talk with your type like with adults, but that would mean being rational. And I tried... The most faithful believers suddenly become dilettante skeptics when you try to educate them about observable, reproducible mechanisms in nature and their consequences. And suddenly 110% evidence is not enough, when minus 100% used to be fine. They can even come up with some rudimentary epistemological concepts, and then quickly change strategy, when they realize their memorized phrases only work on kids and morons or under threat of violence. Their main argument is typically "no u" and to go in circles until no sane person can take it anymore. But I guess that's part of your indoctrinated mental disease. The problem, like with many mental diseases, is that the afflicted encourage each other in their insanity, preventing the healing process.
So what can you do against dangerous cults of "chosen ones" that you can't fight with reasoning and education, that are above the law and licensed to spread lies as they please, hateful and discriminating messages, even call for murder, when any other organization would have been banned for it? If you're not religious and don't think that genocide is a desirable solution, then you are only left with "sardonicism". Apparently, all you can do against the madness in this world is to laugh at it :(
I have found one commendable thing in the bible that doesn't come naturally (unless you think about it): Don't demand interest on loans. And you atavistic ape-brains don't give a shit... where's your protest? You can protest against reality, but not against man-made systematic, exponentially growing injustice, when god wills it?
Since you WANT to believe, no matter what, and the whole "we want to see moar evidence" bullshit is just a distraction anyway, how about I write you a new holy book? You will get eternal afterlife with cake, tidbits and prosecco, classy prostitutes, penthouse apartments, sports cars, stylish sunglasses and hair gel, yakuzis, cocain - everything the modern christian of the 21st century desires! But I will not ask you in return to hate, kill or obey anyone or twist and cover up the truth. Maybe some practical tips on how to avoid being a mindless drone or a materialistic-nihilistic dimwit, a bit like buddhism... Maybe some nice stories from the numerous and dynamic mythologies (rip) of the antiquity on top. Is that a deal or what? Or would you sinner rather nibble at the body of christ and stick a cross up your ass?
I think for my next trick I will sell letters of indulgence for cash. Yeah, that feels right. $$$
Derp.
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Hit me up with another page of schizophrenic ESL rambling.
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Hit me up with another page of schizophrenic ESL rambling.
No, it looks like you've had enough :wink:
Know your limits, boy.
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What are you going to do for your next trick, stick a banana up your ass to totally own the theists?
UGHHH *moans* Look, the banana fits perfectly into the human male rectum, it's by the grace of god that such a thing could exist in our world *shoves banana deeper and moans, sharts*
Man could NOT create this perfect fit! *banana is thrust entirely inside, lost within the rectum*
Tune in next time to see how peanut butter works into god's gift of assfuck. *farts out a shit-covered banana* No human hands could do such perfect work!
edit: lmao best new page starter post ever la,elmaenaiaibneiaeae
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Witness the splendor of the atheist pseudo-intellectual in his natural habitat, the niche video game forum.
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Witness the splendor of the atheist pseudo-intellectual in his natural habitat, the niche video game forum.
Oh, please. I'm blushing :). You see, I don't seek fame. I tend to the most lost and needy, whose natural habitat is niche video game forums. I'm impressed with your vast knowledge about ecology. Does that mean you accept that there are other life forms and that they interact with each other and their abiotic environment? Isn't that highly speculative? Does your cult approve of that? It's a start I guess. Don't tell me you also understand... uhm... "believe in" climate change.
What are your criteria for being an intellectual anyway? How do you recognize one? I'm curious. It's true that I only have one academic master degree (actually diploma) in biology, but I also enjoy learning all kinds of other things. Personally, I don't think you automatically get wiser by cluttering your mind with nonsensical or redundant information and misinformation, especially when it is fed to you for whatever purpose. I find it more relevant how much sense you can independently make of what you have and how much you can coherently derive from it in respect to greater understanding and ethics. The more contradictions and chasms you tolerate in the big (or small) picture inside your head, the better are your chances of becoming a blabbering idiot. Like Hawking, I don't see ignorance being the problem, but the illusion of knowledge.
But at least you're being a good christian keeping it real - authority over ideas. Who is to say what ideas are preferrable over others anyway? We are not qualified intellectuals. You are not even an expert. Kant? More like Cunt, hihihi. Only a person's mommy, daddy and priest can teach them what's right and wrong. Religion can only work that way. But is that a reason to be a meanie and hurt my feelings with personal attacks? No no no... You have to act really nice and pretend to be morally superior, when you are factually wrong. That's how you win the masses. Don't they teach you even the basics of manipulative rhetorics in sunday school? And doeth not the bible teacheth us to turn the other cheek?
Witness the empty platitudes of a brainwashed simpleton, whose innate mental tools for learning and understanding, which have proven to be absolutely vital in all other aspects of his life, are failing him in justifying and defending his right to keep and spread an infectious illness. Witness how these tools are now working against him. Witness him fighting his own nature in an unresolvable inner conflict and tragically become more schizophrenic every day, in a world where reality is getting ever more shamelessly obtrusive. And there is no hope while he still identifies with his disease :(
And I thought we could be having a nice discussion among mature people like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5zT6h1qo8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7PbBG1B_IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKe4fshETQ4 <-- pseudo intellectual inside :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdD-uVbx5pk
The last one is particularly inspiring. It shows how you can become at least better (if not fully cured), when you finally free yourself from the cultists' brainwashing. Although he is clearly still torn inside, the poor guy.
Go intellectual madmen!! Bring home a victory (measured by applause in decibel) for m-m-m-adness!!
Sorry for wall of text. I know details are the natural enemy of the deceiver.
Now I shall go masturbate in joyful expectation of your next insightful one-liner.
If you don't renounce your false idols soon, I will get my toolbox. If you still resist, it's the fire for you. Your new name will be "Doqon".
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I wouldn't say mental diseases and euphoria are mutually exclusive. I've seen documentaries about inhabitants of mental asylums laughing hysterically all the time. You can actually induce a state of euphoria by killing off your brain cells, if that's your thing. If you manage to fall below the threshold, you obviously can't even tell the difference between reason and indoctrination anymore - conflict solved.
Normally I wouldn't care what people do with their brain cells. The thing is that the systematic stupidity of large portions of the population affect everyone, especially in a pseudo democracy. You don't have to see burning witches to know. Idiots didn't just make trump (and others...) possible, they corrupt the whole world in more ways than anyone can imagine. It's a chaos theory thing...
Understanding something also triggers a euphoric reaction. Saying it's the only source of "true euphoria" is kinda dumb, but learning all the key information about cosmology, physics and biology sure is more fascinating, even spiritual, than the fairytales written by very limited people from thousands of years ago can ever be. It doesn't begin to compare.
I don't have a fedora either. I don't need to pose.
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Oh, hello sir, I did not le see you there! :^) You may notice that I am displaying (proudly, mind you) a Reddit® Gold card, which I received from my Home at Reddit, or more precisely, from another fine upstanding member of the fine community that we like to call "The Narwhal Bacon HQ®" or more fondly or "commonly" known to the layman as Reddit®.
I decided to step out of my "zone" to observe you, here, on this website - and I suppose you are looking at me and asking yourself how you could possibly strive to reach a level of satisfaction and excellence as I have? I am here to give you a few pointers - they are free and of no charge to you sir, but I would appreciate an upvote and/or a recommendation on your blog or a linkback on your Facebook® page to let everyone know where you learned this information... the internet after all does have a polite code of conduct (although some choose not to obey it...)
So first of all and the most obvious, is to discard any ridiculous notions of religion or belief in any sort of supreme being. We like to call that the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" because the idea that there could be any entity that exists in the universe beside ourselves and the (likely millions) of alien life that all started from gases and star dust, is absolutely ludicrous.
Now that you have your silly little brain cleared out, it's time to enlighten yourself with some real knowledge. Go to Reddit® and spend at least a month, full days, 8+ hours per day and just "lurk" in r/atheism. Lurking means you will READ but not type anything. You are not ready to type anything yet and if you input your commentary it will just "dirty" up the threads.
once you have a bit of a grasp on what it means to embrace reality and the concept of acknowledging that you are random worthless being and it does not matter if you live or die, keep studying Reddit® and you will feel a tingly, free feeling. that is Euphoria! Keep up the hard work and I'll see you on the boards.
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I think you people are really just scared shitless by the prospect of death, which is actually kinda cute. I know it's hard, but I can't change it, you can't and papa smurf can't either, no matter how hard you believe it, and I know that you know. Trying to force you to believe something of which you know it can't be... I really don't think that's healthy. But it's a fate we share with millions of industrially slaughtered animals every day, as well as every worm, insect and other sentient being. We are not the chosen ones, sorry :(
Eventually, this fear is just an instinct that has been naturally selected in your genes, so they can (unknowingly...) use you as a vector for multiplication without you running off a cliff, not giving a shit. You just have to say: fuck you genes! I accept you are real and subject to evolution, you have put me into a good position compared to pigs, cows, chickens and all the other tasty species, but I'm not your bitch and I won't go insane over something I can't change, just because you want me to spill you all over the place until I'm 90!
So that's what the all powerful "entity" that can do the impossible is really all about? If you follow the history of the cosmos since the "inflation" (which really is fascinating, if you bother to learn about it), there's no room for it, sorry. Everything was roughly homogenous except for the small irregularities that can still be seen as very small differences in temperature in the cosmic background radiation today, which is the reason why any structures like stars were able to form at all. But nothing has since been above the natural law and there's no indication that supernatural all-powerful entities can spontaneously form out of vacuum energy in order to come and save your immortal soul. That only happens in Marvel comics :(
But we can't look beyond the event horizon of a black hole and natural laws as we know them don't apply inside a singularity. I'd say you have a better chance of immortality worshipping them instead of your idols. There's a big one right in the middle of the milky way, not far from here.
You may be kinda random, but not necessarily insignificant. The universe may be a bit bigger than you. From what I know scientists today think that it's in fact infinite in size and basically the same as our observable universe of about 14 billion lightyears in diameter (in respect to how far light has travelled...) throughout, which is also kinda fascinating, if you think about what that means. But in the end, it only really exists once in each sentient being in a totally unique way. So you are important <3
Do you really think the prospect of eternal life is less frightening than death? Don't you think after 100 billion years you've had enough? "Please god, let me go!" "No, there's still cake to eat and clouds to watch. FOREVER!!" "NOOOOOOO!" Maybe after 10^10000^10000^10000 years? You're probably still very young...
But eternity isn't so bad when you're dead. It'll go by in an instant. We can do the math together. You just divide infinity by the brain activity based time dilation factor of a corpse, which is also infinite, and there you go.
And if you really, really can't get over it, why not keep it simple? Just believe in reicarnation and nothing else. There is no harm in that. The more complex your construct of lies gets, the harder it is to actually believe in it and the more you have to mentally rape yourself. And besides, reincarnation doesn't even seem absolutely impossible. If your personal mind could come into being once, I guess there is a small chance that it could happen again in another time and place. Or maybe scientists are wrong about the indefinitely expanding space and it will instead reach a critical point where dark energy starts contracting space again, only to reboot the whole thing in an endless loop, so we can live the same life over and over and over and over... yay. Or maybe, when the universe will be virtually one big emptiness in about 10^100 years, there will be another big bang somehow, an infinite loop without contraction.
And maybe you are really dying in every moment without realizing it. How do you even know there's a continuity of the mind and not just a continuity of memories? The buddha says a life lasts as long as a single breath and he is a bit smarter than jesus, after all.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain
Get better, sweet maniacs! Don't be afraid. You may be fucking crazy, but you are the universe. The stars died, so we can live. Can you feel it already? Hallelujah :D :D :D
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Post another one, for black science man and all that sweet karma.
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leshma might have some competition for this years Forum's Most Insane awards
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i'm pissed that my post replying to turkhammer got buried under all this shit, this is the only time i'm not gonna read posts in entirety
just, what the fuck man. its still his turn too
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just, what the fuck man. its still his turn too
if i were him i'd be skipping my turn
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Post another one, for black science man and all that sweet karma.
Nah, I'm good. Was fun though. Like explaining algebra to a chimpanzee. Meme on and await my 2nd coming :D :D
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So when does this guy pick up an AR15 and shoot up a school because nobody understood him?
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Wart_Ferret,
Atheism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
Atheism is pretentious in the sense of claiming to know more than it does. It claims to know what belief in God entails, and what religion, in all its infinite variety, essentially is. And atheism is muddled because it cannot decide on what grounds it ultimately objects to religion. Does it oppose it on the grounds of its alleged falsity? Or does it oppose it on the grounds of its alleged harmfulness? Both, the atheists will doubtless reply: religion is false and therefore it is harmful. But this is to make an assumption about the relationship between rationality and moral progress that does not stand up. Atheism is the belief that the demise of religion, and the rise of "rationality", will make the world a better place. Atheism therefore entails an account of history - a story of liberation from a harmful error called "religion". This narrative is jaw-droppingly naive.
Some will quibble with the above definition. Atheism is just the rejection of God, of any supernatural power, they will say, it entails no necessary belief in historical progress. This is disingenuous. The militant atheists have a moral mission: to improve the world by working towards the eradication of religion.
Let me take a step back, and ask a rather basic question. What is this thing that the atheists hate so much? What is religion? Believe it or not, I don't know the answer. Indeed it seems to me that anyone who does claim to know is underestimating the complexity of the topic considerably. If the atheist deigns to define religion at all, he is likely to do so briskly and conventionally, as belief in and worship of some species of supernatural power. It's a terribly inadequate definition. Dictionaries would do better to leave a blank, to admit ignorance.
In reality, "religion" is far wider than a belief in a supernatural power. This is only one aspect of what we mean by "religion". For example there is surely something religious in the communal ecstasy of a rave, or a pop concert, or a play, or a sporting event, or a political rally. Some would say that these events are quasi-religious, that they echo religious worship, but are distinct from it. But how on earth is one to make the distinction? Is a yoga class "religious"? What about a performance of a requiem? What about Hitchens' own belief in the saving power of literature? In practice, "religion" cannot really be separated from "culture".
The atheist will doubtless call these reflections irrelevant. Yes, there is an affinity between religious worship and various secular cultural practices, he may say, but so what? The issue is belief in the supernatural. Religion, in the full and harmful sense, exists when people cringe under the illusion of a celestial being, and when people propagate teachings that are not true. This leads to superstitious ignorance, and to immoral actions, for example the persecution of homosexuals.
It is here that the atheist ought to tread with very great care, but instead he straps on his clown-sized jackboots, and stomps around. The fact is that the relationship between religion, morality and politics is infinitely various and complex. The critic of religious abuses must be specific, particular. He must focus on particular practices, particular institutions, and explain why they have a detrimental effect on society. But the militant atheist cannot humbly limit himself to the realm of the particular; he necessarily lapses into sloppy generalisation. For he has to insist that religion in general is harmful, all of it, always. He has to show that he has the answer: if people shared his total rejection of God, then the world would be a better place. He needs to believe this. For he finds grounds for hope here. If humanity moves away from religion, things will get better. It's a faith.
So Hitchens calls religion:
"... violent, irrational, intolerant, allied to racism and tribalism and bigotry, invested in ignorance and hostile to free inquiry, contemptuous of women and coercive toward children."
Never mind that plenty of manifestations of religion are simply not guilty of these charges. Evidence that doesn't fit the system is inadmissible. Likewise he grandly pronounces that there are:
"... four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum of servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is the both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking."
Never mind that only a tiny proportion of British Christians are creationists; there is no room for such awkward facts in the atheist system. And as for the evil of "sexual repression", well, maybe some day all men will be as liberated as Hitch.
I consider the atheist's desire to generalise about religion to be a case of intellectual cowardice. The intellectual coward is one who chooses simplicity over complexity and difficulty. The militant atheist chooses to uphold a worldview of Animal Farm crudity: atheist good, believer bad. He has to believe this; it is his claim to the moral high ground. Christopher Hitchens sounds like a man who is desperate for a big cause, for an agenda that will give him one last chance of some high significance, a last stab at prophet status. By seeking his grand purpose in atheism he exhibits the sort of intellectual timidity he claims to despise.
How did life originate? Evolutionist Professor Paul Davies admitted, “Nobody knows how a mixture of lifeless chemicals spontaneously organized themselves into the first living cell.”1 Andrew Knoll, professor of biology, Harvard, said, “we don’t really know how life originated on this planet”.2 A minimal cell needs several hundred proteins. Even if every atom in the universe were an experiment with all the correct amino acids present for every possible molecular vibration in the supposed evolutionary age of the universe, not even one average-sized functional protein would form. So how did life with hundreds of proteins originate just by chemistry without intelligent design?
How did the DNA code originate? The code is a sophisticated language system with letters and words where the meaning of the words is unrelated to the chemical properties of the letters—just as the information on this page is not a product of the chemical properties of the ink (or pixels on a screen). What other coding system has existed without intelligent design? How did the DNA coding system arise without it being created?
How could mutations—accidental copying mistakes (DNA ‘letters’ exchanged, deleted or added, genes duplicated, chromosome inversions, etc.)—create the huge volumes of information in the DNA of living things? How could such errors create 3 billion letters of DNA information to change a microbe into a microbiologist? There is information for how to make proteins but also for controlling their use—much like a cookbook contains the ingredients as well as the instructions for how and when to use them. One without the other is useless. See: Meta-information: An impossible conundrum for evolution. Mutations are known for their destructive effects, including over 1,000 human diseases such as hemophilia. Rarely are they even helpful. But how can scrambling existing DNA information create a new biochemical pathway or nano-machines with many components, to make ‘goo-to-you’ evolution possible? E.g., How did a 32-component rotary motor like ATP synthase (which produces the energy currency, ATP, for all life), or robots like kinesin (a ‘postman’ delivering parcels inside cells) originate?
Why is natural selection, a principle recognized by creationists, taught as ‘evolution’, as if it explains the origin of the diversity of life? By definition it is a selective process (selecting from already existing information), so is not a creative process. It might explain the survival of the fittest (why certain genes benefit creatures more in certain environments), but not the arrival of the fittest (where the genes and creatures came from in the first place). The death of individuals not adapted to an environment and the survival of those that are suited does not explain the origin of the traits that make an organism adapted to an environment. E.g., how do minor back-and-forth variations in finch beaks explain the origin of beaks or finches? How does natural selection explain goo-to-you evolution?
How did new biochemical pathways, which involve multiple enzymes working together in sequence, originate? Every pathway and nano-machine requires multiple protein/enzyme components to work. How did lucky accidents create even one of the components, let alone 10 or 20 or 30 at the same time, often in a necessary programmed sequence. Evolutionary biochemist Franklin Harold wrote, “we must concede that there are presently no detailed Darwinian accounts of the evolution of any biochemical or cellular system, only a variety of wishful speculations.”
Living things look like they were designed, so how do evolutionists know that they were not designed? Richard Dawkins wrote, “biology is the study of complicated things that have the appearance of having been designed with a purpose." Francis Crick, the co-discoverer of the double helix structure of DNA, wrote, “Biologists must constantly keep in mind that what they see was not designed, but rather evolved.” The problem for evolutionists is that living things show too much design. Who objects when an archaeologist says that pottery points to human design? Yet if someone attributes the design in living things to a designer, that is not acceptable. Why should science be restricted to naturalistic causes rather than logical causes?
How did multi-cellular life originate? How did cells adapted to individual survival ‘learn’ to cooperate and specialize (including undergoing programmed cell death) to create complex plants and animals?
How did sex originate? Asexual reproduction gives up to twice as much reproductive success (‘fitness’) for the same resources as sexual reproduction, so how could the latter ever gain enough advantage to be selected? And how could mere physics and chemistry invent the complementary apparatuses needed at the same time (non-intelligent processes cannot plan for future coordination of male and female organs).
Why are the (expected) countless millions of transitional fossils missing? Darwin noted the problem and it still remains. The evolutionary family trees in textbooks are based on imagination, not fossil evidence. Famous Harvard paleontologist (and evolutionist), Stephen Jay Gould, wrote, “The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persists as the trade secret of paleontology”.6 Other evolutionist fossil experts also acknowledge the problem.
How do ‘living fossils’ remain unchanged over supposed hundreds of millions of years, if evolution has changed worms into humans in the same time frame? Professor Gould wrote, “the maintenance of stability within species must be considered as a major evolutionary problem.”
How did blind chemistry create mind/ intelligence, meaning, altruism and morality? If everything evolved, and we invented God, as per evolutionary teaching, what purpose or meaning is there to human life? Should students be learning nihilism (life is meaningless) in science classes?
Why is evolutionary ‘just-so’ story-telling tolerated? Evolutionists often use flexible story-telling to ‘explain’ observations contrary to evolutionary theory. NAS(USA) member Dr Philip Skell wrote, “Darwinian explanations for such things are often too supple: Natural selection makes humans self-centered and aggressive—except when it makes them altruistic and peaceable. Or natural selection produces virile men who eagerly spread their seed—except when it prefers men who are faithful protectors and providers. When an explanation is so supple that it can explain any behavior, it is difficult to test it experimentally, much less use it as a catalyst for scientific discovery.”
Where are the scientific breakthroughs due to evolution? Dr Marc Kirschner, chair of the Department of Systems Biology, Harvard Medical School, stated: “In fact, over the last 100 years, almost all of biology has proceeded independent of evolution, except evolutionary biology itself. Molecular biology, biochemistry, physiology, have not taken evolution into account at all.”9 Dr Skell wrote, “It is our knowledge of how these organisms actually operate, not speculations about how they may have arisen millions of years ago, that is essential to doctors, veterinarians, farmers … .”10 Evolution actually hinders medical discovery.11 Then why do schools and universities teach evolution so dogmatically, stealing time from experimental biology that so benefits humankind?
Science involves experimenting to figure out how things work; how they operate. Why is evolution, a theory about history, taught as if it is the same as this operational science? You cannot do experiments, or even observe what happened, in the past. Asked if evolution has been observed, Richard Dawkins said, “Evolution has been observed. It’s just that it hasn’t been observed while it’s happening.
Why is a fundamentally religious idea, a dogmatic belief system that fails to explain the evidence, taught in science classes? Karl Popper, famous philosopher of science, said “Darwinism is not a testable scientific theory, but a metaphysical [religious] research programme ….”13 Michael Ruse, evolutionist science philosopher admitted, “Evolution is a religion. This was true of evolution in the beginning, and it is true of evolution still today.”14 If “you can’t teach religion in science classes”, why is evolution taught?
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pls be copypasta
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So when does this guy pick up an AR15 and shoot up a school because nobody understood him?
I think he's EU, not NA, so you might be waiting a while.