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Title: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 06, 2018, 05:28:54 am
Five contenders to be your life partner appear. You can only pick one, the rest will hunt you down. Choose wisely


Chester Otab
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Elvandin/Shadowmysty
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Rando
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Viscount
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Schoi
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YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE! THE REST WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Discuss your decisions below friends :)
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Rando on May 06, 2018, 05:33:00 am
For me, it's the ChesterOtab.
I'll never forget how safe I feel in his arms during strat battles.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Jona on May 06, 2018, 05:35:54 am
Chester, free. As for the rest, I'll gladly let them "hunt me down." The only one I'd even be slightly disappointed about killing would be rando, maaaaaaaaaaybe schoi. But all weabs must die.  :twisted:
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Asheram on May 06, 2018, 05:38:09 am
Why isn't Tristan onm this list?
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: elvandin on May 06, 2018, 06:40:24 am
I thought we were buddies Jona  :?: :?: :? :? :shock: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Jona on May 06, 2018, 06:48:57 am
Quote from: elvandin on May 06, 2018, 06:40:24 am
I thought we were buddies Jona  :?: :?: :? :? :shock: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Don't take it so personally.

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Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Kadeth on May 06, 2018, 08:52:54 am
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Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Nickleback on May 06, 2018, 11:39:59 am
rand0 4 life but shit i am scared of schoi
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Yeldur on May 06, 2018, 07:52:13 pm
it was a hard choice between rando and schoi but i chose schoi because CHINA #1
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 06, 2018, 08:36:06 pm
My fiance said she would choose elvandin. Called him the "one with the nice voice". Do what you will with this info
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Phoenix on May 06, 2018, 08:51:18 pm
i choose schoi because how else will i get to nAM sCHOI xddddd
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Sauce on May 06, 2018, 10:34:02 pm
My lil dagger likes Rando
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Schoi on May 07, 2018, 12:54:41 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 06, 2018, 05:28:54 am

  • Autistic powers fuel him through battles


Need me a man like this, Rando all the way <3 <3
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: SugarHoe on May 07, 2018, 02:13:18 am
chester because i can hunt everyone else u listed because theyre all shit
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: bensai on May 07, 2018, 02:49:50 am
if i were to choose between a great retard and a lesser retard id rather not choose at all
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: _Zetan_ on May 07, 2018, 04:40:00 am
I choose the chino, I think he would look good in leather and bitch like YOko ono and I could take revenge for her bitch ass breaking up the Beatles up.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 07, 2018, 05:21:42 am
Quote from: bensai on May 07, 2018, 02:49:50 am
if i were to choose between a great retard and a lesser retard id rather not choose at all

yes my brother democracy was a rookie mistake looking back on it
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Ikarus on May 07, 2018, 11:24:10 am
schoi because jus the tip bb
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: chesterotab on May 07, 2018, 12:16:15 pm
If I wasn't already taken by my life partner Duckles, Rando would easily be at the top of the list. He has a jawline like a chiseled sledgehammer, and shares a disdain for manlets and manlet culture.

fuck elvandin
marry rando
kill schoi
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: njames89 on May 07, 2018, 12:37:13 pm
Quote from: chesterotab on May 07, 2018, 12:16:15 pm
He has a jawline like a chiseled sledgehammer, and shares a disdain for manlets and manlet culture.

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Gotta agree with Chester here. Rando fo' sho.

Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 07, 2018, 12:59:17 pm
As one of the few priveledged enough to actually have a shirtless pic of Rando on my hard drive(will send for 500 +3s or $1000 to my paypal) i may be required to choose him. I use it to make my kenshi characters of him lol
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 07, 2018, 02:03:51 pm
Quote from: chesterotab on May 07, 2018, 12:16:15 pm
manlet culture.

i am currently, oh...how did the young lads on the quad say it again....cackling?

yeah, i'm fucking cackling.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Westwood on May 07, 2018, 07:09:12 pm
tfw no rando gf
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Morris on May 08, 2018, 08:44:31 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 07, 2018, 12:59:17 pm
As one of the few priveledged enough to actually have a shirtless pic of Rando on my hard drive(will send for 500 +3s or $1000 to my paypal) i may be required to choose him. I use it to make my kenshi characters of him lol
don't pay this guy shit, here's the pic free of charge
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Kadeth on May 08, 2018, 10:21:58 am
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beginning to understand why viscount isn't getting many votes
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Ikarus on May 08, 2018, 11:01:40 am
Quote from: Morris on May 08, 2018, 08:44:31 am
don't pay this guy shit, here's the pic free of charge
(click to show/hide)

If there's something I really hate then it's unbalanced training, look at that baby chest, it only takes a handful of pushups all 2 or 3 days to fix that

they called him tiny teat
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Rando on May 08, 2018, 12:12:14 pm
Quote from: Morris on May 08, 2018, 08:44:31 am
don't pay this guy shit, here's the pic free of charge
(click to show/hide)

Goddamn I was shredded back then.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Morris on May 08, 2018, 10:32:45 pm
Quote from: Ikarus on May 08, 2018, 11:01:40 am
If there's something I really hate then it's unbalanced training, look at that baby chest, it only takes a handful of pushups all 2 or 3 days to fix that

they called him tiny teat
hater troll shut fuck up stop talk shit
feel cold
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Rando on May 11, 2018, 06:27:57 pm
I'm actually pretty surprised by the voting outcome
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Reinhardt on May 11, 2018, 06:45:02 pm
Elvandin fo sho, y'all aint got no taste. Wholesome af where its at.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Novamere on May 11, 2018, 06:52:26 pm
Where are the none homosexual options?
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Reinhardt on May 11, 2018, 07:42:20 pm
Quote from: Novamere on May 11, 2018, 06:52:26 pm
Where are the none homosexual options?

Dude you play crpg stop pretending to be anything but homosexual
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Rando on May 12, 2018, 04:54:46 am
Quote from: Novamere on May 11, 2018, 06:52:26 pm
Where are the none homosexual options?
There's literally nothing homosexual about having a heterosexual life-partner. Imagine choosing to be chained to a roastie financially, legally, & emotionally when it's guaranteed she's gonna take you to the cleaners in the courts? I say it's better to spend the rest of your life as a bachelor spin dabbing on shitters in strat battles with Chester, or forcing elvandin to get your waifu tattooed on his back for you to look at while you pump the fleshlight he's holding between his thighs. No male-on-male contact = not gay.
Title: Re: Choose Your Life Partner
Post by: Tibes on May 13, 2018, 08:08:10 pm
Quote from: Rando on May 12, 2018, 04:54:46 am
....or forcing elvandin to get your waifu tattooed on his back for you to look at while you pump the fleshlight he's holding between his thighs. No male-on-male contact = not gay.

This is straight up WikiHow material. "How to have intercourse with your bro-s without it being gay".