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Title: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 17, 2018, 01:36:34 pm
HERE IS HOW TO BECOME THE BEST AT STRATEGUS!!!!!

As we all know, EU strat players are vastly superior to NA strat players in every single regard and could defeat all of NA without even breaking a sweat. Their superiority in all forms is unparalleled, so during their recent invasion in which they effortlessly took over the entire map I took some notes which I will share with you, a step by step on how to be the best in strategus and how to win EVERY TIME!

1. Form a mega faction. Now now now NA players, I'm not talking about NA megafactions. You need EVERY SINGLE EU PLAYER in this faction! You must also call NA players carebears during this and accuse them of all working together!

2. Abuse a bug to get millions of silver, then after the fact report it and all "quit" strategus! This is important to get better gear than anyone else AND make them think you stopped playing. Truly out maneuvering your opponents in 4d chess.

3. Sneak over the NA borders and attack enmasse at 4am, ensuring your opponent cannot show up to the battles. Extra points if you throw in a raid. During this, be sure to go in discord and on the forums and call NA players crybabies for wanting battles at decent times! If they change their night time settings, scream about it and how you just want battles at good times!

4. Now that you have your foothold be sure to have your entire faction change their night times for prime time NA! This ensure they cannot attack back and will make defending your fiefs easier!

5. Lose a singular battle and all rage quit. This is the most important step to the entire plan, and is essential to pulling off your domination in strategus. Since your opponent shows any form of resistance, something that is unfamiliar in EU since they all surrender and join the mega UIF faction, you must all surrender and scream about "dead mod" and how much you hate the game in the first place. Why would they attack at such a bad time for you anyways? You just wanted fun battles which is why you only attacked at 5am or earlier until night time settings forced you to play at a decent time for NA.


There you have it! 5 steps to become the best continent at strategus! Your dominance will be ensured and you can smugly laugh at everyone else and call them trash and crybabies after you rage quit! Good work!


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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Yeldur on April 17, 2018, 01:51:14 pm
ayy lmao
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: njames89 on April 17, 2018, 02:17:51 pm
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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Panos_Tournament on April 17, 2018, 02:29:13 pm
Now can you see why strategus, at least EU side was always boring?

Always the same shit.

2 big factions, both of them camping and hiding their shiny geared armies until everyone was bored to death, a head dev announcing that strategus will be reset soon, HUUUUUR DURRRR  TIME FOR FUN XP BATTLES.

Blackbird, go die in a fire.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Casimir on April 17, 2018, 02:29:31 pm
EU Strat players:

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2018, 02:37:48 pm
wait wait wait, didn't they just invade like last week? I've been super busy and not paying much attention let alone have time to game. So they already quit the NA invasion?

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: the real god emperor on April 17, 2018, 02:55:01 pm
From my part it isn't fun to fight NA, we accidentally united everyone against us and can't really do shit fighting while outnumbered with 120-200 ping band.

Good job tho, immortal liberators <3
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Dansk viking on April 17, 2018, 02:58:39 pm
I wonder, did NA ever invade EU?
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: kasMVC on April 17, 2018, 03:00:51 pm
Honestly EU bros come back please maybe we can attack you in europe sometimes so the pings arent always against you?
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Haramir on April 17, 2018, 04:47:47 pm
If my writing in english was not so bad i would have tried to wrote something like that.

Good Stuff Tristan
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 17, 2018, 04:48:32 pm
The whole point was to have a little bit of fun before Strategus is fixed and reset. It just wasn't much fun so that's it.

Well we achieved something I guess - we tripled the number of times an NA clan has attacked other player factions. It's now up to three (3) battles! One every two weeks almost, impressive.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Jona on April 17, 2018, 04:52:58 pm
I wonder, did NA ever invade EU?

NA has had a stronghold on your half of the continent for ages, known as the village of Fisdnar. It was only recently that our peasants ambassadors decided against the continued invasion and were content with owning a similarly-named village on the NA side of the border.


Also, why leave NA to invade EU when NA strat is simply better? There's a reason there is a history of EU's coming to NA each strat and not vice versa.



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You're always welcome to come be a bandit on our half the continent. I'm sure I could get some HoC soldiers to merc for yah (unless you're attacking us, of course).
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2018, 05:40:38 pm
The whole point was to have a little bit of fun before Strategus is fixed and reset. It just wasn't much fun so that's it.


It wasn't much fun because you attacked at times no one from NA is around and then talked shit on the forums. NA begins to retaliate and you quit because "it wasn't much fun". I'm confused at your tactics. Was it fun taking villages no one could sign up for battles for? Is that where the fun was?
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Drunken_sailor on April 17, 2018, 06:16:02 pm
I wonder, did NA ever invade EU?

I did, but no one believed me.  Look at them now though, serves em right I say
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Gandalf77 on April 17, 2018, 06:49:04 pm
The whole point was to have a little bit of fun before Strategus is fixed and reset. It just wasn't much fun so that's it.

Well we achieved something I guess - we tripled the number of times an NA clan has attacked other player factions. It's now up to three (3) battles! One every two weeks almost, impressive.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on April 17, 2018, 08:40:54 pm
As an expert on EU Strategus I can confirm that yes, this was what they came here to do and enjoy.

If NA had collectively decided 'fuck this' and quit Strat, and never bothered to defend, I guarantee EU would have continued to take every single fief without a single battle for the next several weeks. And they would have had a whale of a time doing it.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Kadeth on April 18, 2018, 12:19:38 am
can't really do shit fighting while outnumbered with 120-200 ping band.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: blizz on April 18, 2018, 12:34:43 am
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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Taser on April 18, 2018, 12:46:38 am
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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Sparvico on April 18, 2018, 01:25:05 am
As an expert on EU Strategus I can confirm that yes, this was what they came here to do and enjoy.

If NA had collectively decided 'fuck this' and quit Strat, and never bothered to defend, I guarantee EU would have continued to take every single fief without a single battle for the next several weeks. And they would have had a whale of a time doing it.

It is little wonder Muslim men find it so easy to cuck you dirty europers.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Asheram on April 18, 2018, 04:56:51 am
https://forums.mmorpg.com/discussion/296419/mount-and-blade-warband-crpg-strategus

Smile you are on candid camera!  :D
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 18, 2018, 05:27:45 am
Well we achieved something I guess - we tripled the number of times an NA clan has attacked other player factions. It's now up to three (3) battles! One every two weeks almost, impressive.
I have more than that by myself LOL
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Torben on April 18, 2018, 07:12:24 am
so strat still creates drama.  nice... ?
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 18, 2018, 07:43:06 am
I have more than that by myself LOL

Oh right you mean those battles that no one even bothered to join. My bad, Strat was very alive. LOL
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 18, 2018, 07:48:24 am
Your whole faction hadn't done a single pvp attack this Strat until we showed up. I doubt it will after

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=238

Imagine contradicting yourself in your own post
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 18, 2018, 07:50:38 am
Imagine contradicting yourself in your own post

True. The battle list is a pain to go through as the fiefs change owner afterwards :( Also I somehow though you were with Acre. Sorry.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 18, 2018, 10:21:23 am
From my part it isn't fun to fight NA, we accidentally united everyone against us and can't really do shit fighting while outnumbered with 120-200 ping band.

Good job tho, immortal liberators <3

Probably making a thread telling NA players they are all trash and then offering mercs payment and then refusing to pay them had something to do with that just a thought

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Xant on April 18, 2018, 07:03:57 pm
Now can you see why strategus, at least EU side was always boring?

Always the same shit.

2 big factions, both of them camping and hiding their shiny geared armies until everyone was bored to death, a head dev announcing that strategus will be reset soon, HUUUUUR DURRRR  TIME FOR FUN XP BATTLES.

Blackbird, go die in a fire.
Strategus was fun around 2012 when Kinngrim was doing his best to backstab everyone and Nords were fighting outnumbered 2:1 and yet still beat that ass easily.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: the real god emperor on April 18, 2018, 08:51:51 pm
Probably making a thread telling NA players they are all trash and then offering mercs payment and then refusing to pay them had something to do with that just a thought

Hold on there I didn't refuse to pay anyone, I can't cus the Captcha thingy in the website is down, probably me saying this for the fifth time. Yeah I think NA players are shit, but I would remember if I made a thread about it lmao, try not being a retard next time and get your shit straight, you'll find it to be much more efficient than whatever you are doing atm. Besides don't you have some Canadian dick to suffocate on?
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: njames89 on April 18, 2018, 08:52:40 pm
You can still accept trades. Just type anything into the captcha it works. I just tested it.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: the real god emperor on April 18, 2018, 09:00:10 pm
Oh yeah, writing random shit in worked and I accepted every 300k trade offer dunno if you were in my roster or not idc, have fun with your non-inflated valuable af gold guys

besides I feel horrible for degrading myself by answering Tristan's retardation but I think I have to since none of the EU cared to read the OP i think

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2. Abuse a bug to get millions of silver, then after the fact report it and all "quit" strategus! This is important to get better gear than anyone else AND make them think you stopped playing. Truly out maneuvering your opponents in 4d chess.

3. Sneak over the NA borders and attack enmasse at 4am, ensuring your opponent cannot show up to the battles. Extra points if you throw in a raid. During this, be sure to go in discord and on the forums and call NA players crybabies for wanting battles at decent times! If they change their night time settings, scream about it and how you just want battles at good times!


We didn't abuse the bug, the bug was discovered last strategus, it was re-discovered by tormatuns this strategus and guess what? they aren't in the NA attack faction and they quit strat after finding the bug anyway, it literally takes 2 minutes to look for this, Tristan. Or you could just ask somebody. But I think that is way too complicated for you lol

And you noticed 2 days before we attacked anything, you had 48 hours to set your nighttimes correct, if you can't set 2 numbers correctly which takes 10 seconds max, I have nothing to say.

tl;dr you are a moron


Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 18, 2018, 09:04:53 pm
ya kratos i'm obviously the idiot here, thats why my post got 25+ upvotes and my recent post got a bunch as well. No one else agrees with me, I'm by far the minority :P
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Jona on April 18, 2018, 09:06:07 pm
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Now that you're not as blatantly a weab, just thought I'd let yah know that you've been graced by your first Jona upvote in quite some time. You best celebrate accordingly.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: the real god emperor on April 18, 2018, 09:12:55 pm
ya kratos i'm obviously the idiot here, thats why my post got 25+ upvotes and my recent post got a bunch as well. No one else agrees with me, I'm by far the minority :P

Yeah because being the majority immediately makes your post valid, good thinking there. Jesus why am I even answering to you
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 18, 2018, 09:17:54 pm
Yeah because being the majority immediately makes your post valid, good thinking there. Jesus why am I even answering to you

Because you're a whiny crybaby that got his ass whooped and need to let everyone know how bad you are handling it? Imagine having an entire continent of players behind you and rage quitting after one loss that was a fairly good battle but then still having a superiority complex


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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Westwood on April 18, 2018, 09:26:38 pm
wtf
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on April 18, 2018, 09:31:15 pm
And I thought I would miss something when I wasnt here for the reset...
Obviously some people just EU'd all the way and I am proud to say I wasnt part of it this time ^^

Props to NA. You guys keep showing up.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 18, 2018, 09:42:27 pm
And I thought I would miss something when I wasnt here for the reset...
Obviously some people just EU'd all the way and I am proud to say I wasnt part of it this time ^^

Props to NA. You guys keep showing up.

Your tl;dr is quite off I have to say. I'll give you the other version:

Strat is broken so half the EU quit. The other half thought it would be funny to invade NA for a bit before it's reset. Turns out it wasn't fun. Strat is still broken. Quit.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on April 18, 2018, 10:30:04 pm
You're tl;dr is quite off I have to say. I'll give you the other version:

Strat is broken so half the EU quit. The other half thought it would be funny to invade NA for a bit before it's reset. Turns out it wasn't fun. Strat is still broken. Quit.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: KaleLord on April 18, 2018, 11:19:50 pm
Oh yeah, writing random shit in worked and I accepted every 300k trade offer dunno if you were in my roster or not idc, have fun with your non-inflated valuable af gold guys


You clearly have not....

http://c-rpg.net/?page=marketplacetrade&id=813182
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: woody on April 19, 2018, 05:57:50 am
Turns out the at most 20 guys left on EU on a dead strat cant be arsed carrying on trying to get some battles on NA when all battles early hours or early morning with crap ping and outnumbered heavily.

If anyone thinks that proves anything they must be really struggling for things to feel good about. 

Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Jona on April 19, 2018, 06:49:58 am
Turns out the at most 20 guys left on EU on a dead strat cant be arsed carrying on trying to get some battles on NA when all battles early hours or early morning with crap ping and outnumbered heavily.

If anyone thinks that proves anything they must be really struggling for things to feel good about.

Yeah, how DARE the NA scrubs sign against the guys taking their feifs at noon on a workday? The GALL of some players... so UNGRATEFUL for these free battles being provided.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 19, 2018, 08:23:32 am
Yeah, how DARE the NA scrubs sign against the guys taking their feifs at noon on a workday? The GALL of some players... so UNGRATEFUL for these free battles being provided.

This is where we don't see things the same. For us it was clear we just wanted to get the garbage village battles that would take about 2 minutes anyway out of the way. On EU people usually don't reinforce a village so those are not real battles anyway and we assumed this would be the case on NA as well. We had one battle in a village during decent time for NA and it made zero difference. We lost nothing taking it:

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=309

Why should battles like these be pushed to good times when we can have the actual big battles at these times? The window where EU and NA can both fight is very small, that battle was 2:40AM for me...
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Charlemagne_De_Kingsmith on April 19, 2018, 09:34:57 am
how very anti-climatic
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bittersteel on April 19, 2018, 01:00:53 pm
Also EU failed at PR which is needed in Strat.

Lol assigning a german and a finn to do the shitposting

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Torben on April 19, 2018, 01:19:17 pm

http://c-rpg.net/?page=marketplacetrade&id=813182

your apples look like stones mate. 
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Mr.K. on April 19, 2018, 01:41:36 pm
I heard several EU explicitly say that Strat was broken and EU wanted a reset, NA didn't want a reset, so EU wanted to ruin NA Strat/make them quit so that they'd want a reset.

Also EU failed at PR which is needed in Strat.

Besides EU doesnt want battles, they want the crpg.net site to say that there was a battle and that their faction won. It's why they always quit when the battles don't go well.

Different people may have had different goals for sure and all I can speak for is my own perspective. We were enemies before the invasion you know... We had a completely different plan with Kratos for this Strat. Then it bugged out, we lost our army and our goods and decided to quit like the Tormatuns who found out about the bug (which according to Professor was used by NA first btw).

I've compared this NA invasion to the Iraq war which went about as well. There was this idea to just attack NA but no plan on how to do it and what to do afterwards. The reason there was no plan because everyone just assumed it was going to be reset/rolled back any day as Prof said he would. That was couple of weeks ago now. You can say that's failed PR but there was never supposed to be any of that anyway from my understanding. I don't know if the others tried to reach people or not, I certainly didn't.

For us all of this is disappointing and people are angry and frustrated and the comments reflect that at times. cRPG on EU is completely dead now and the dev team seems to have no interest in doing anything about it. Strategus mechanics are all broken and again there's no interest in trying to fix any of these. And when trying to talk to people about these problems you get called a crybaby and banned from discord when you sink to the same level of argumentation yourself. I don't know why I even bother to read and write on the forums anymore tbh, it's just hard to let go I suppose.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Algarn on April 19, 2018, 01:48:42 pm
Welp. Was fun to play these two battles.



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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: njames89 on April 19, 2018, 01:59:04 pm
bitching and moaning

oh piss off you ass ravaged communist
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Casimir on April 19, 2018, 02:22:31 pm
Good to see the current dev team maintaining the high standards of communication set by the donkey crew.  So glad i came back.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bronto on April 19, 2018, 02:38:37 pm
EU is completely dead now and the dev team seems to have no interest in doing anything about it. Strategus mechanics are all broken and again there's no interest in trying to fix any of these.

Holy fuck guy. Do you even read what you write? What do you think the dev team is doing currently? You are so full of shit man. No wonder you guys gave up. Did you read Dupres post where he says:

Currently being worked on:
-Strategus pseudonyms bug - Professor is currently figuring out the issue with Pseudonym. We should see a fix soon.
-Any bugs related to Strategus(Getting Strategus to run flawlessly is number one)
-Adding in new items from Zimke and Weren(will be the last patch of new items for a while, more focus will be put towards fixing bugs and development)

From what I can tell you all quit after a slew of shitty battles that you initiated and then when NA started showing up, you took your toys and went home.

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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: KaleLord on April 19, 2018, 02:54:17 pm
your apples look like stones mate.

Don't worry man, my dealer said they were legit.

Guess mod removed my posted link meh w/e
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Jona on April 19, 2018, 05:06:40 pm
This is where we don't see things the same. For us it was clear we just wanted to get the garbage village battles that would take about 2 minutes anyway out of the way. On EU people usually don't reinforce a village so those are not real battles anyway and we assumed this would be the case on NA as well. We had one battle in a village during decent time for NA and it made zero difference. We lost nothing taking it:

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=309

Why should battles like these be pushed to good times when we can have the actual big battles at these times? The window where EU and NA can both fight is very small, that battle was 2:40AM for me...

Well, idk what you guys do in EU, but some of NAs best battles have been fought in villages. Village battles are arguably the best since the defenders barely have an advantage*, and fighting in a village provides a little more excitement than just running at each other in a wide open field. You use the fact that the villages were poorly-geared as your excuse for taking them at shitty times (a fact which you couldn't have known prior to attacking anyways), and yet in the one battle you linked it shows decent enough roster sizes, with the main factor in the battle ending so quickly being that you guys had MORE mercs. Maybe if you didn't repeatedly steal villages at shitty times you'd have maintained roster superiority and allowed us to have some real battles. Needless to say if you hadn't sniped all of the "shitty villages" at shitty times then the defending faction(s) could have reinforced with gear and troops to prevent you from taking them, putting up a good fight and giving us some good battles in the meantime. You're still just looking for excuses to claim EU superiority even in the face of crushing defeat.

*map-dependent, of course
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 19, 2018, 06:18:03 pm
It only took you 2 sentences to identify first why EU don't bother to fight over villages, and secondly why EU map is always boring as hell.

This is why any future development of Strat (if it happens) needs to create a reason for min-maxers to defend villages.

like make them generate troops ;)
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: ARN_ on April 19, 2018, 08:20:17 pm
It only took you 2 sentences to identify first why EU don't bother to fight over villages, and secondly why EU map is always boring as hell.

This is why any future development of Strat (if it happens) needs to create a reason for min-maxers to defend villages.
Yes we really need that, I think the plan with this strat was to make villages have a higher PP gain than castles which would be fine if it wasn't for the PP gain being absurdly high.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Casimir on April 19, 2018, 10:00:01 pm
Please add some equipment tiers, make villages the only place that can produce trade goods but can sell only low tier gear and basic siege equipment.  Castles don't produce trade goods or very few, but can sell mid / high tier gear and advanced siege eq. Towns have a higher sell price and have top tier gear e.g. plate etc. 

Also please make town and castles actually buy decent equipment for defences, peasant gear in towns is fucking retarded.

I guess that'd be really a lot of coding work though so probably that wont happen.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Kadeth on April 20, 2018, 01:29:45 am
the europeans quit when i destroyed them with twice their ping, end of story
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Asheram on April 20, 2018, 01:45:28 am
kadeth joining the eu server,
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kadeth commencing to wipe the eu server
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I think there should be a kadeth vs eu server ft7
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Kadeth on April 20, 2018, 01:49:57 am
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Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Asheram on April 20, 2018, 02:15:54 am
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So Grammy
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is eu player on na, you can see the point grammys ball hits high ping and soon after your high ping swing that takes out grammy.
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: zoecoco1992 on April 20, 2018, 02:03:35 pm
Dis is ul dev's fault! If dev can coud betta crpg won't die! Fuk OKAM ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Bryggan on April 21, 2018, 12:34:45 am
I wish I could 'like' the OP 50 times more
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: blizz on April 21, 2018, 05:20:02 pm
ive never seen so many grown ass men cry over a video game
Title: Re: NA PLAYER LEARNS 5 CRAZY TRICKS! HOW TO BE AN ELITE EU STRAT PLAYER!!!!!!
Post by: Westwood on April 23, 2018, 07:52:07 pm
You new here?
This. The drama of the past 3(?) strats is pocket change compared to strats of yore.