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Title: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 03:04:36 am
SNOW FALLS UPON THE HILLS OF FISDNAR
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The thudding of boots echoed throughout the land as the army approached the small village. Tristan and Kale stood overwatching the procession. "I tire of reading the same post by Arys over and over. Telling people to blow it out their ass and calling then neckbeards while his is the longest of all...." Kale remarked. "Then he has the gall to send Archibot to attack us. His meme faction has lasted long enough, let us end this." "Aye... There sint much that can be done" Tristan replied, drawing his blade and stirring his mule towards the motley collect of hovels on the horizon.


Enough is enough Arys, I'm coming for your village you tool. Hope you arent too drunk to sign a roster LOL!


http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2938
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 03:21:54 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 03:04:36 am
SNOW FALLS UPON THE HILLS OF FISDNAR
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The thudding of boots echoed throughout the land as the army approached the small village. Tristan and Kale stood overwatching the procession. "I tire of reading the same post by Arys over and over. Telling people to blow it out their ass and calling then neckbeards while his is the longest of all...." Kale remarked. "Then he has the gall to send Archibot to attack us. His meme faction has lasted long enough, let us end this." "Aye... There sint much that can be done" Tristan replied, drawing his blade and stirring his mule towards the motley collect of hovels on the horizon.


Enough is enough Arys, I'm coming for your village you tool. Hope you arent too drunk to sign a roster LOL!


http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=2938

Too drunk to sign a roster.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 03:33:42 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 03:21:54 am
Too drunk to sign a roster.
blow it out your ass Arys
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 03:39:53 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 03:33:42 am
blow it out your ass Arys
You got a mirror nearby?

Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 03:45:44 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 03:39:53 am
You got a mirror nearby?


ya theres one in the hallway why whats up?
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Drunken_sailor on March 30, 2018, 05:24:02 am
fisdnar gonna fuk u up so bad they are going to lock us up
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 11:28:06 pm


Credit to Knute, Free Peasant Propaganda Minister
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 11:51:54 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 11:28:06 pm


Credit to Knute, Free Peasant Propaganda Minister

how many times are you gonna use this video

and if it isnt the same video, why are they all almost the exact same thing
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Turkhammer on March 30, 2018, 11:54:01 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 11:51:54 pm
how many times are you gonna use this video

and if it isnt the same video, why are they all almost the exact same thing

Don't diss genius
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 11:55:54 pm
Quote from: Turkhammer on March 30, 2018, 11:54:01 pm
Don't diss genius

seeing the same video and insults for the last 6 years makes it a bit old lol
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 11:56:13 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 11:51:54 pm
how many times are you gonna use this video

and if it isnt the same video, why are they all almost the exact same thing

We always seem to have the same type of enemy.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:01:18 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 30, 2018, 11:56:13 pm
We always seem to have the same type of enemy.

I can't recall you guys having an enemy in the last 5+ years
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:12:00 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:01:18 am
I can't recall you guys having an enemy in the last 5+ years

Lets see here....
1%
Pro
Goons
Mercs
Mountain Dwarves
Elves
Gobblins
Those try hard native guys

Thats just off the top of my head
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:15:55 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:12:00 am
Lets see here....
1%
Pro
Goons
Mercs
Mountain Dwarves
Elves
Gobblins
Those try hard native guys

Thats just off the top of my head

and how many battles did these "epic" encounters entail? 1? 2?
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:26:29 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:15:55 am
and how many battles did these "epic" encounters entail? 1? 2?

Quite a few, probably before your time. I would be able to tell you but some scrub claimed the clan while i was away and deleted it.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:36:10 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:26:29 am
Quite a few, probably before your time. I would be able to tell you but some scrub claimed the clan while i was away and deleted it.

Thats actually pretty gay, you should message professor he might be able to restore it for you
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Knute on March 31, 2018, 01:18:28 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:26:29 am
Quite a few, probably before your time. I would be able to tell you but some scrub claimed the clan while i was away and deleted it.

I think the last time we took Fisdnar from Mercenaries (Apostates) there were 7 battles and it was defended by 7k troops on EU ping, so we had to throw away thousands of troops just to attack each time. Can't remember how many battles it took to take Fisdnar from 1% / PRO but at least 3 or maybe 4. Our rosters were a mix of EU people, Japanese troop farmers, Australians, and casual NA players going up against most of the highest ranked NA players at the time so that was probably the most glorious taking of Fisdnar.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Asheram on March 31, 2018, 01:22:34 am
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 03:29:44 am
Exiled! No more of this :(

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 06:40:29 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 30, 2018, 11:51:54 pm
how many times are you gonna use this video

and if it isnt the same video, why are they all almost the exact same thing

That's it fucking Tristan you're done. You're going to shit on Knute, who makes videos solely for our faction in crpg. Are you fucking kidding me? You plan on being an admin and still shit on people like Knute. You are no admin, you are scum. I feel bad for the rest of cRPG because oddly enough I could have been a better admin by resigning as soon as I got the title. Have fun in Fisdnar. We will take it back you filthy piece of shit.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 07:42:03 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 06:40:29 am
That's it fucking Tristan you're done. You're going to shit on Knute, who makes videos solely for our faction in crpg. Are you fucking kidding me? You plan on being an admin and still shit on people like Knute. You are no admin, you are scum. I feel bad for the rest of cRPG because oddly enough I could have been a better admin by resigning as soon as I got the title. Have fun in Fisdnar. We will take it back you filthy piece of shit.

This is why i attacked you guys, already way better opponents than davic
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 07:49:08 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 07:42:03 am
This is why i attacked you guys, already way better opponents than davic

I shall let the Steel Reserve indulge me the vote I give you for the post. Hmmmmmm
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 07:49:46 am
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Jona on April 02, 2018, 06:27:57 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 31, 2018, 12:15:55 am
and how many battles did these "epic" encounters entail? 1? 2?

PSA: Fisdnar was an EU-only fief up until last strat, so most of Arys' numerous exploits went unnoticed by NA players. I think I was only ever able to make one of their sieges (against mercs), and it truly was a battle for the ages: the ragtag peasant militia trying to take their birthright from a well-equipped european tryhard faction.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Rando on April 03, 2018, 01:13:22 am
Quote from: Jona on April 02, 2018, 06:27:57 pm
PSA: Fisdnar was an EU-only fief up until last strat, so most of Arys' numerous exploits went unnoticed by NA players. I think I was only ever able to make one of their sieges (against mercs), and it truly was a battle for the ages: the ragtag peasant militia trying to take their birthright from a well-equipped european tryhard faction.

I actually do remember it being in EU when I first started playing strat. it became unfunny for me the moment it was in NA and nobody would ever dare to attack them
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 03, 2018, 01:13:48 am
Quote from: Jona on April 02, 2018, 06:27:57 pm
PSA: Fisdnar was an EU-only fief up until last strat, so most of Arys' numerous exploits went unnoticed by NA players. I think I was only ever able to make one of their sieges (against mercs), and it truly was a battle for the ages: the ragtag peasant militia trying to take their birthright from a well-equipped european tryhard faction.

it was in NA during strat 5 and strat 6. Strat 5 was Strat Infinity with House Stark, HCE, the Blackbird invasion, etc. Strat 6 was the recent one with Tammo and CC and HCE again
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Jona on April 03, 2018, 04:37:45 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 03, 2018, 01:13:48 am
it was in NA during strat 5 and strat 6. Strat 5 was Strat Infinity with House Stark, HCE, the Blackbird invasion, etc. Strat 6 was the recent one with Tammo and CC and HCE again

And here I thought we were just starting strat 6... you sure 5+6 were separate entities? Sure as heck felt the same.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 04, 2018, 12:41:52 am
Quote from: Jona on April 03, 2018, 04:37:45 pm
And here I thought we were just starting strat 6... you sure 5+6 were separate entities? Sure as heck felt the same.  :lol:

as probably one of three players who was active for all of strat 6, ya i am sure lmao
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 04, 2018, 05:17:51 am
If Tristan was a peasant.

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 04, 2018, 07:57:26 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on April 04, 2018, 05:17:51 am
If Tristan was a peasant.

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Man heroes of might and magic is a great game. I loved getting 999 of those peasants and one shotting everyone
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 04, 2018, 09:28:11 am
I'm heading to fisdnar soon and I'm gonna loom 2h swords and plate when i get there. You have until then to try and take it back to stop my evil hand
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 05, 2018, 06:09:54 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 04, 2018, 09:28:11 am
I'm heading to fisdnar soon and I'm gonna loom 2h swords and plate when i get there. You have until then to try and take it back to stop my evil hand

That's a greasy thing to do. Don't worry Tristan, it all shall be written in...

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One day when you are older, you will thank Knute and his fellow Free Peasants for making something of it.

"You know what the best currency is? The most valuable of all is gratitude. When you're dead you're dead, but you're not so dead if you contribute something."
- Jim Lahey
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: njames89 on April 05, 2018, 12:37:25 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on April 05, 2018, 06:09:54 am
"You know what the best currency is? The most valuable of all is gratitude. When you're dead you're dead, but you're not so dead if you contribute something."
- Jim Lahey

Off to the great trailerpark in the sky. What a legend.

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 05, 2018, 02:12:10 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on April 05, 2018, 06:09:54 am
That's a greasy thing to do. Don't worry Tristan, it all shall be written in...



One day when you are older, you will thank Knute and his fellow Free Peasants for making something of it.

Depicted: TOTRS Reign in Fisdnar

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went ahead and made the page for you guys

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: SugarHoe on April 06, 2018, 02:53:37 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2018, 12:12:00 am
Lets see here....
1%
Pro
Goons
Mercs
Mountain Dwarves
Elves
Gobblins
Those try hard native guys

Thats just off the top of my head
when did gobblins attack you
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 07, 2018, 06:12:27 am
Quote from: SugarHoe on April 06, 2018, 02:53:37 am
when did gobblins attack you

strictly verbal and textual attack, very devastating though. even worse than being forced to look into a mirror or having arys stumble (how a man can actually manage to stumble while just connecting to a server is beyond me) into our TS absolutely drunker than dogshit repeating the same two or three lines. even worse than the times in which he summoned a semblance of coherence to draw our attention....surely Arys couldn't be acting seriously! maybe he wants to actually talk, hang out, or sperg together?

no he just wants to tell you to fuck off
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Reinhardt on April 07, 2018, 02:17:58 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 05, 2018, 02:12:10 pm
Depicted: TOTRS Reign in Fisdnar

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went ahead and made the page for you guys

(click to show/hide)

This is a work of art, you must have spent a lot of time on this!
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Drunken_sailor on April 09, 2018, 04:07:09 am
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 27, 2018, 11:41:23 am
Arys the neckbeard himself has come to

why don't you look in a mirror and blow it out your ass
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Asheram on May 27, 2018, 10:50:58 pm
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on May 28, 2018, 04:16:00 am
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on May 28, 2018, 04:33:46 am
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This aint ogre till its ogre Arys....
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: njames89 on May 28, 2018, 12:43:33 pm
Damn looks like I missed a good fight. Love the army theme lmao.

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Jona on May 28, 2018, 07:42:41 pm
BTW fuck whoever killed Kale.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Kadeth on May 29, 2018, 05:53:27 am
hey arys, betsy said to say hello ;))
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: njames89 on May 29, 2018, 12:49:55 pm
Quote from: Kadeth on May 29, 2018, 05:53:27 am
hey arys, betsy said to say hello ;))

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on May 29, 2018, 05:29:06 pm
Quote from: Kadeth on May 29, 2018, 05:53:27 am
hey arys, betsy said to say hello ;))

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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 09, 2018, 05:48:40 pm
Hey Tristan,

Are you ready?
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Asheram on June 09, 2018, 06:39:26 pm
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Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 09, 2018, 07:35:12 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 09, 2018, 05:48:40 pm
Hey Tristan,

Are you ready?

Yea,  are YOU ready
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 09, 2018, 07:46:55 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 09, 2018, 07:35:12 pm
Yea,  are YOU ready

Yea, are YOU sure YOU are ready?
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 09, 2018, 08:44:10 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 09, 2018, 07:46:55 pm
Yea, are YOU sure YOU are ready?
Ooh I'm sure I'm sure, are you sure youre sure that I'm sure that I'm sure that you're sure?
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on June 10, 2018, 12:04:58 am
Hey Tristan

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: traxits on June 10, 2018, 12:55:52 am
Quote from: Little Lord Lollipop on June 10, 2018, 12:04:58 am
Hey Tristan

(click to show/hide)

i poked his belly at a pub last summer in hali actually.

he REALLY doesn't like it
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 10, 2018, 01:10:27 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 09, 2018, 08:44:10 pm
Ooh I'm sure I'm sure, are you sure youre sure that I'm sure that I'm sure that you're sure?

I'm pretty sure.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 10, 2018, 08:25:14 am
Quote from: traxits on June 10, 2018, 12:55:52 am
i poked his belly at a pub last summer in hali actually.

he REALLY doesn't like it

i bet its like that guy that played Data on Star Trek Next Gen, man he's so upset in any interview because the O N L Y thing he will be known for is being muhfukken Data

except its tons worse cuz its drunk TPB fans trying to get their immersion on with Randy's fucking gut (filled with dirty old cheeseburgers)
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: njames89 on June 11, 2018, 01:53:12 pm
That is one GREASY fuckin' gut that guy has. I remember seeing him and John Dunsworth when they came to our campus bar in uni years ago.
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 22, 2018, 03:38:05 am
It seems the Age of Memes is NOT Over
Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 22, 2018, 03:52:36 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 22, 2018, 03:38:05 am
It seems the Age of Memes is NOT Over

Title: Re: The Age of Memes IS OVER
Post by: traxits on June 23, 2018, 01:31:11 am
Quote from: njames89 on June 11, 2018, 01:53:12 pm
John Dunsworth

rip :(