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Title: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 12:27:40 pm
TERRORIST TROLLS ATTACK QUIET DESERT VILLAGE BEFORE DAWN!




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Caraf Castle - (AP)  STRIKING ONLY WHEN GOOD DECENT CITIZENS ARE SLEEPING,
                                         Troll forces led by Cochese at the behest of scumbag Assington have seized Qalyut. When reached for comment the Village Elder of Qalyut complained that "It's almost harvesting season"
 and refuted seeing any enemy warparties nearby, however a source revealed under condition of anonymity that the forces from Assington's Host had stolen most of their livestock, and had raped all of the women.
The Village Elder had been coerced into emptying the coffers by the officers and several of the local constabulary were killed when the they had first entered the village this morning. Already the flow of goods has ceased entirely,
and the economy of the entire desert region of Calradia is feeling the loss of this incredibly prosperous marketplace. Not only is the economy effected, but reports that even families have been cut off from eachother by order of the occupation forces have begun to surface. The Kingdom of Acre's public relations office in Caraf Castle responded saying "[a]n official statement from the Crown should be expected later today, however Calradia can be assured at this time that this unprovoked attack will not go unanswered and will be dealt with accordingly, Deus Vult." Various branches from the Legion have begun petitioning their local lords and knights to call the banners and march on Qalyut and liberate the lands that they had already bled for before. Only time will tell what will finally become of the poor souls trapped under the thumb of terrortrollism in Qalyut. Till then they shall be the subject of an entire Kingdom's prayers.


Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 06, 2018, 09:02:18 pm
i just can't really think of anything to reply to this
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:28:19 pm
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you can start by changing your profile picture and giving Qalyut your thoughts and prayers on facebook
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 09:32:24 pm
Now this is some next level autism. Set your night time settings for prime time and then complain the battle is too late. Some wack shit
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:43:39 pm
That's a great excuse for someone who said repeatedly on discord that you would attack at 4am
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 09:49:12 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:43:39 pm
That's a great excuse for someone who said repeatedly on discord that you would attack at 4am

Learn to read context clues. I was saying that since your night time settings in your gay faction are all set for primetime in NA clearly that's when you want the battles to happen. Please go back to 2nd grade and learn how to read.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:54:44 pm
The fuck are you talking about? The attack was at 5am, how the hell is that "primetime in NA" are you trolling or do you have a career in driving fenceposts with your forehead?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 09:57:04 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:54:44 pm
The fuck are you talking about? The attack was at 5am, how the hell is that "primetime in NA" are you trolling or do you have a career in driving fenceposts with your forehead?

Do.... do you not know that the battle was at 5am because of your night time settings?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 10:03:54 pm
you mean these nighttime settings?  :lol:



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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 10:05:41 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 10:03:54 pm
you mean these nighttime settings?  :lol:

Interesting that those aren't the ones James said you had in discord like 20mins ago and also not the ones that strat said you had last night when albus checked.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 10:09:10 pm
I set it to divert midnight attacks to 5am with the hopes of hiring chinese mercenaries. It was foolish on my part, and the settings are changing, but still a dick move to attack EST players on a fucking sunday night like that, like you fuckers always do, after exclaiming "We're going to attack you at 4am"

EDIT: I told him from memory my nighttime settings were 10-5. I was wrong, as the picture displays. Sue me for being an hour off.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 10:13:33 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 10:09:10 pm
I set it to divert midnight attacks to 5am with the hopes of hiring chinese mercenaries. It was foolish on my part, and the settings are changing, but still a dick move to attack EST players on a fucking sunday night like that, like you fuckers always do, after exclaiming "We're going to attack you at 4am"

Here's a few things
1) I know autism makes it hard to detect sarcasm and jokes so I'm not holding it against you that you couldn't figure it
2) your night time settings were 6pm to 2am PST not at midnight. We can easily tell this by the fact that when you got attacked at 7pm it went to 2am and it was not at midnight
3) I recommend you actually learn how the game works before shit posting and making yourself look like a moron
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Westwood on February 06, 2018, 10:21:49 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 09:28:19 pm
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you can start by changing your profile picture and giving Qalyut your thoughts and prayers on facebook
Hey that's pretty good
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 11:45:46 pm
Lol still lyin for those you claim not to know well or care for. Well done Tristan. Well done
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 11:55:59 pm
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 11:45:46 pm
Lol still lyin for those you claim not to know well or care for. Well done Tristan. Well done

I care about everyone in NA, and what I said is I do not have any control over Assingtons faction and that I do not talk to Assington, thats not to say I do not care about what happens to them in strategus due to some retard setting his night time during prime time. I'm literally not even lying. Check this shit out:

Here is my actual night time settings:
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Here is a fake one

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All you have to do is just change the drop down and not hit save! That way you can lie like Arn is! A two step guide
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 07, 2018, 12:03:03 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 06, 2018, 11:55:59 pm
I care about everyone in NA


Fuck sakes boys, we got a real politician in here!
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Sparvico on February 07, 2018, 12:27:39 am
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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: bensai on February 07, 2018, 06:09:37 pm
if you're saying cochese attacked at 5am you're lying out of your ass lil man.

you want the proof?


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notice how the battle is at 4 AM on the 6th, implying that if HE attacked you, then it would have been done on the 5th at 4 in the morning

YET

you can clearly see in the image below that I updated the briefing and checked for mercenaries on the 4th at 9 PM

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nice

try

lil man



but this is the funniest part

Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 12:27:40 pm
Already the flow of goods has ceased entirely,
and the economy of the entire desert region of Calradia is feeling the loss of this incredibly prosperous marketplace

when we took the village the price was set to 11 silver. what kind of a fucking price is 11 silver

something tells me you had to idea what u are doing with in every action you take, will take, or have ever taken. i watch you in the battle server and think to myself "how does someone like this even persist on the planet earth? how does someone like this have the money to afford a computer to play video games instead of pushing carts at aldis to pay for his gogurts? what is so unfair about our economy here in the US that someone like this can survive off of MY tax money only to attempt to taunt me????" oh wait this post was probably james. he actually typed it up for you and made the image since he knew everyone was gonna hate on it and he cant tarnish his reputation so he uses his gigolo mule
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: kasMVC on February 07, 2018, 07:45:28 pm
Never heard of this cochese guy any idea who he is?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: bensai on February 07, 2018, 10:52:22 pm
hes a man of sandersson.

a sandman

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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 09, 2018, 12:07:25 am
Quote from: MadMac on February 06, 2018, 10:09:10 pm
I set it to divert midnight attacks to 5am with the hopes of hiring chinese mercenaries. It was foolish on my part, and the settings are changing, but still a dick move to attack EST players on a fucking sunday night like that, like you fuckers always do, after exclaiming "We're going to attack you at 4am"

EDIT: I told him from memory my nighttime settings were 10-5. I was wrong, as the picture displays. Sue me for being an hour off.
hahahahhahah get fucked nice "desert offensive campaign" akekekekekek
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Bronto on February 09, 2018, 03:15:41 pm
Sugar and Assington thank you for bringing thicc_papi_Cochese to my attention. I'll be explaining why in the ban section. Cheers.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 09, 2018, 05:41:47 pm
Quote from: Bronto on February 09, 2018, 03:15:41 pm
Sugar and Assington thank you for bringing thicc_papi_Cochese to my attention. I'll be explaining why in the ban section. Cheers.

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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Bronto on February 09, 2018, 05:48:06 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 09, 2018, 05:41:47 pm
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Nah dog, this is me:
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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Bronto on February 10, 2018, 02:34:27 am
Good luck havelle, I hope you're doing well.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 10, 2018, 09:33:23 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha  :twisted:
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 10, 2018, 09:35:15 pm
Also nice way to change your timezone fuck face. You're a troll liar and its part of the reason you get banned. I have 1 ban since 2011 and that's for losing my shit on assington.

EDIT: You don't even need to change your timezone, those stamps could be for fucking anything
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Jarl_Onurb on February 11, 2018, 12:54:25 am
Hey Arn, are you okay? It seems like you are taking this way too seriously, for real dude this is just a game, we should all just be having fun and shit.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 11, 2018, 01:44:02 am
Quote from: MadMac on February 10, 2018, 09:35:15 pm
Also nice way to change your timezone fuck face. You're a troll liar and its part of the reason you get banned. I have 1 ban since 2011 and that's for losing my shit on assington.

EDIT: You don't even need to change your timezone, those stamps could be for fucking anything

the time zones add up, if you want I can go through steam logs on my phone and pull up when Rando hired me on the 6th (i spam messaged him to accept me)
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 12, 2018, 03:43:08 am
Quote from: MadMac on February 10, 2018, 09:35:15 pm
Also nice way to change your timezone fuck face. You're a troll liar and its part of the reason you get banned. I have 1 ban since 2011 and that's for losing my shit on assington.

EDIT: You don't even need to change your timezone, those stamps could be for fucking anything
except theyre not for anything and you're full of shit
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 12, 2018, 09:24:16 pm
dance my pretties, dance!  :twisted:
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 12, 2018, 09:45:23 pm
no point in arguing with a retard troll like you
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: kasMVC on February 13, 2018, 06:21:40 am
Quote from: SugarHoe on February 12, 2018, 09:45:23 pm
no point in arguing with a retard troll like you

how can people upvote this, unless that guy is actually a more retarded troll than you and me combined
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 13, 2018, 04:22:31 pm
Quote from: kasMVC on February 13, 2018, 06:21:40 am
how can people upvote this, unless that guy is actually a more retarded troll than you and me combined
cry about it you big babyback bitch
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: kasMVC on February 13, 2018, 06:37:47 pm
Quote from: SugarHoe on February 13, 2018, 04:22:31 pm
cry about it you big babyback bitch

I mean you see the irony in calling someone a troll at least right?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 13, 2018, 09:22:58 pm
Quote from: kasMVC on February 13, 2018, 06:37:47 pm
I mean you see the irony in calling someone a troll at least right?
do you see the irony in complaining about it at least?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 13, 2018, 11:38:54 pm
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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 13, 2018, 11:56:48 pm
You know all three of you can be retarded, theres enough retardation in this thread to go around
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 14, 2018, 12:16:17 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 13, 2018, 11:56:48 pm
You know all three of you can be retarded, theres enough retardation in this thread to go around
ur also included
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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: kasMVC on February 14, 2018, 03:05:47 am
Im easily the most retarded player in crpg at this moment just saying
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Sparvico on February 14, 2018, 04:54:15 am
Jesus fuck even the retards are having contests to see who can be the most retarded now.

Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 14, 2018, 05:20:04 am
Quote from: SugarHoe on February 14, 2018, 12:16:17 am
ur also included
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YA but I don't feel too bad about that, because I'm sure Assington was breaking some rule as well :P
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: bensai on February 14, 2018, 08:48:34 am
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 14, 2018, 05:20:04 am
YA but I don't feel too bad about that, because I'm sure Assington was breaking some rule as well :P

too soon fucker
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 14, 2018, 10:06:35 am
Quote from: bensai on February 14, 2018, 08:48:34 am
too soon fucker
sorry  :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 14, 2018, 08:28:49 pm
Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 14, 2018, 10:06:35 am
sorry  :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
guilty till proven innocent????
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 14, 2018, 10:07:35 pm
Quote from: SugarHoe on February 14, 2018, 08:28:49 pm
guilty till proven innocent????

nah tbh i said you guys shouldn't be banned for 4 months I wanted a week ban but I'm trial admin so no one cares what I think  :)
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Sparvico on February 14, 2018, 10:25:02 pm
Boggles my mind we aren't even perma banning strat multi-accounters now. What happened to this place. 

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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: bensai on February 15, 2018, 12:17:05 am
Quote from: Sparvico on February 14, 2018, 10:25:02 pm
Boggles my mind we aren't even perma banning strat multi-accounters now. What happened to this place. 

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because the only entertainment that half of this community gets around here is watching me HUMILIATE you on NA1 BITCH
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: Sparvico on February 15, 2018, 03:26:03 am
Boy ya sure did get me there, ya cheating fuck.
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: SugarHoe on February 19, 2018, 09:13:43 am
Quote from: kasMVC on February 14, 2018, 03:05:47 am
Im easily the most retarded player in crpg at this moment just saying
dont soup urself up bud
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: bensai on February 19, 2018, 09:53:49 pm
Quote from: Sparvico on February 15, 2018, 03:26:03 am
Boy ya sure did get me there, ya cheating fuck.

i could recommend you some good autoblocking cheats if youre gonna try to be soupt on me when i get unbanned
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 22, 2018, 11:27:25 am
Cheating pieces of shit
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: traxits on February 22, 2018, 08:41:09 pm
is your autism compelling you to keep posting here?
Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: njames89 on February 22, 2018, 08:43:48 pm
Quote from: traxits on February 22, 2018, 08:41:09 pm
is your autism compelling you to keep posting here?

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Title: Re: The Trolls Strike Again!
Post by: MadMac on February 22, 2018, 09:05:48 pm
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