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Title: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nickleback on January 28, 2018, 05:59:59 pm
Well,everyone that has been playing this game have warned at least for once.This thread is for weird,funny warnings,and i am curious if someone made it to the second page.

>>Show your warnings off.

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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 28, 2018, 06:03:16 pm
"March 15, 2017, 01:36:20 PM   Racism   +45"

Think we all know what moderator dished this one out.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on January 28, 2018, 08:45:51 pm
Gotta love how being a retard is a worse offense than threatening people.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: traxits on January 30, 2018, 02:47:11 am
my favourite one is in my signature
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Taser on January 30, 2018, 05:00:59 am
Pretty sure you can't see warnings without having a warning issued already.

I do remember I got hit with a +100 for posting einstein riding a dinosaur in a diplo thread. Was hilarious.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nightingale on January 30, 2018, 05:05:37 am
Canary was the best moderator.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 30, 2018, 05:47:08 am
Quote from: Taser on January 30, 2018, 05:00:59 am
Pretty sure you can't see warnings without having a warning issued already.

I do remember I got hit with a +100 for posting einstein riding a dinosaur in a diplo thread. Was hilarious.

you have received a warning! reason: posting images/videos in diplomacy
you have received a warning! reason: posting images/videos in diplomacy
you have received a warning! reason: off-topic post in diplomacy
you have received a warning! reason: are you serious sandy
you have received a warning! reason: racism
you have received a warning! reason: posting images/videos in diplomacy
you have received a warning! reason: posting images/videos in diplomacy
you have received a warning! reason: inappropriate post in ban section
you have received a warning! reason: inappropriate image/video in ban section
you have received a warning! reason: posting images/videos in diplomacy

i wish i could see mine but they aren't really that impressive, something like that
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Rando on January 30, 2018, 11:52:00 am
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The "Creepy sexual posting" one was a short story about James fucking people in Durquba in strat diplomacy section, which I then re-posted promptly after it had been deleted
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Leesin on January 30, 2018, 01:17:53 pm
I can't even find the warning section, I guess I am a non autistic Saint.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: njames89 on January 30, 2018, 02:32:45 pm
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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on January 30, 2018, 05:01:16 pm
Quote from: Rand0 on January 30, 2018, 11:52:00 am
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Wow you even got muted for "No racism." When will this aboose end?
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Morris on January 31, 2018, 02:09:43 am
Quote from: Yuhmaz on January 28, 2018, 05:59:59 pm
and i am curious if someone made it to the second page.


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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Zeus_ on January 31, 2018, 02:18:17 am
Quote from: Jona on January 30, 2018, 05:01:16 pm
Wow you even got muted for "No racism." When will this aboose end?

actually he was -100 points
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 31, 2018, 02:43:58 am
Warn me so i can see my shit


Penis
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Lt_Anders on January 31, 2018, 04:11:40 am
This shit still exists?
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on January 31, 2018, 05:16:48 am
Quote from: Zeus_ on January 31, 2018, 02:18:17 am
actually he was -100 points

Yeah... well... not everyone can be bothered to scroll to the right.

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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Rando on January 31, 2018, 10:05:45 am
Quote from: Jona on January 31, 2018, 05:16:48 am
Yeah... well... not everyone can be bothered to scroll to the right.

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Hey, I ain't complaining, just taking part in the thread. I doubt anyone will top Bicep's warning list.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nickleback on January 31, 2018, 01:43:16 pm
Quote from: Morris on January 31, 2018, 02:09:43 am

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omg man :D you are the most edgy i claim

creppy shit on rand0 is also funny as hell
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Gnjus on January 31, 2018, 03:00:34 pm
Just fucking tell us how the hell do we trigger a warning in order to see our fucking warning history. Insulting nJames ? Turks ? Whatever. I'll do it.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Grytviken on January 31, 2018, 07:12:40 pm
Quote from: Rand0 on January 30, 2018, 11:52:00 am
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The "Creepy sexual posting" one was a short story about James fucking people in Durquba in strat diplomacy section, which I then re-posted promptly after it had been deleted

Meanwhile in Durquba

Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Golem on January 31, 2018, 07:30:19 pm
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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Zeus_ on January 31, 2018, 07:49:44 pm
Quote from: Rand0 on January 31, 2018, 10:05:45 am
Hey, I ain't complaining, just taking part in the thread. I doubt anyone will top Bicep's warning list.

idk man, clockworkkiller was pretty hard on furries, and was perma muted/banned twice, i think
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
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Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nickleback on February 07, 2018, 06:57:53 pm
Quote from: zottlmarsch on February 02, 2018, 02:32:30 pm
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Lol "inciting people to do it" ahahahahah :Ddd
I am crying keep on postin some naked shit mannnn
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: kasMVC on February 07, 2018, 08:28:54 pm
Quote from: Zeus_ on January 31, 2018, 07:49:44 pm
idk man, clockworkkiller was pretty hard on furries, and was perma muted/banned twice, i think

do you remember chosen1?

i miss clockworkkiller
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: njames89 on February 07, 2018, 08:52:37 pm
Quote from: kasMVC on February 07, 2018, 08:28:54 pm
do you remember chosen1?

Chosen1 was a hero. We will remember him. I still look at his KbW Victory Day in Calradia post occasionally.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Leshma on February 07, 2018, 11:10:18 pm
WTB 50 warning points
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 09, 2018, 05:52:18 pm
tbqh nothing will ever beat Smoothrich being 100 muted with the only description on the warning board being "jew uniforms"
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nickleback on February 16, 2018, 12:00:51 pm
i remember clockworkkiler his forum downvote bar was red as hellll
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: IR_Kuoin on February 16, 2018, 03:34:06 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on February 16, 2018, 12:00:51 pm
i remember clockworkkiler his forum downvote bar was red as hellll

Ah yes, I wonder if he was an actual furry or just roleplaying, anyone know?
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Gandalf77 on February 16, 2018, 04:31:04 pm
Gandalf77,

You have received a warning for spamming. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
Crpg team


I only got this probably, I got it when I spammed about fixing or restarting strat, I cant remember xD

I m suprised that I never got warned for spamming "restart your potato servers" like every month :D
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2018, 07:09:19 am
Quote from: IR_Kuoin on February 16, 2018, 03:34:06 pm
Ah yes, I wonder if he was an actual furry or just roleplaying, anyone know?

dog he was like, a 16 year old discovering the stimulus-rich world of online swords and horse social interaction for the first time. he was testing certain trolling techniques; hopefully he learned much as i always thought he was pretty annoying

this experience will be with him the rest of his life, but no way was he a real furry. talk to dracul for that sort of thing
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: dreadnok on February 19, 2018, 02:39:31 am
Quote from: Lt_Anders on January 31, 2018, 04:11:40 am
This shit still exists?



HE HAS SPOKEN!!!! IT SHALL BE DONE!!
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: dreadnok on February 19, 2018, 02:41:50 am
WHERE DO YOU FInd your warnings and bans? i have ALOT
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Taser on February 19, 2018, 03:03:31 am
The warnings I can find are in pms. The actual amount you got hit by are only visible when you have a warning afaik.

Last one I have is from 2015. Dang.

Taser,

You have received a warning for non-relevant posts in the Strategus Diplomacy section. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 19, 2018, 03:20:23 am
well that gave me a good excuse to check my PM history, pretty gay shit

one of my favorite was fucking Ascalon messaging me with some intel titled "You are being reverse trolled; details below" i was indeed, being reverse trolled at that time.

inside of my grey matter somewhere, an audio clip of Ascalon's voice reading that statement played and i lmao'd, also missed Ascalon
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: traxits on February 21, 2018, 07:24:19 pm
You have received a warning
« Sent to: traxits on: September 04, 2015, 05:12:34 PM » Reply with quoteDelete
traxits,

fak u Gooby

Regards
Dolan

i still can't believe this is a real forum warning i got and i still want to know who did it lmao

traxits,

You have received a warning for speaking the unspeakable. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

also idk what i did for that one but
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Bronto on February 21, 2018, 08:40:00 pm
One of my favorite ones I've ever gotten. Jokes too strong:

Brontosauce,

You have received a warning for Diplomacy one-liners. Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on February 21, 2018, 08:46:24 pm
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Jona,

You have received a warning for chatting with another member of the forums. If you wish to continue a one-on-one conversation with someone, use the private message feature or take it elsewhere.

http://forum.melee.org/announcements/forum-rules/

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

Punished for being too social, damn.  :(

Also if you haven't gotten at least one warning for misusing the diplomacy section what have you even been doing with your life?
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Penitent on February 22, 2018, 09:28:25 pm
Penitent,

You have received a warning for non-relevant posts in ban section. Ban/unban section is only for ban/unban requests and admin/witness comments.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

I've been a ban lawyer for a long time.  Strange they don't allow attorney accompanyment in the courthouse.

BTW, I'm taking clients.  If you or someone you know has been mistreated by the admins, please call.  Payment only due if you win your case!  I've successfully represented Murdertron, among other high-profile clients.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on February 23, 2018, 05:31:34 pm
Quote from: Penitent on February 22, 2018, 09:28:25 pm
Penitent,

You have received a warning for non-relevant posts in ban section. Ban/unban section is only for ban/unban requests and admin/witness comments.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

I've been a ban lawyer for a long time.  Strange they don't allow attorney accompanyment in the courthouse.

BTW, I'm taking clients.  If you or someone you know has been mistreated by the admins, please call.  Payment only due if you win your case!  I've successfully represented Murdertron, among other high-profile clients.

So it seems that Sandy and I have another competitor among us. I'll be seeing you in court.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 24, 2018, 03:17:46 am
It's honestly astounding how many mutes and warnings I have received on this account. It's also impressive how many of them were for "insulting other users."

Here are some favorites:

Quote
Melee Gaming
You have received a warning

Hey stop.

Quote
If I was a bundle of sticks, I`d love to suck your friend dick - panos

Quote
You have received a warning for insulting other users and/or staff members in regards to the message:

queerboy european

Quote
AUTISMOTHEWIZMO,

You have received a warning for posting racist comments in the following message:
Re: you kids are all fucking retarded.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Melee Gaming Team.

the actual post: honestly kesh im shocked your wifes boyfriend allows you to play crpg

btw i want to bring the following post to the forums as a social experiment

friendS

COONS

NIG-NOGS

PORCH MONKEYS

SPADES

TAR BABIES

SPOOKS

THUGS

Quote
GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER,

You have received a warning for posting offensive material.

Quote
GOBBLIN KING GREAT LEADER,

You have received a warning for insulting other users and/or staff members in regards to the message:

naw kesh you mouthbreathing mongoloid  i hope you're reading this, we downvoted your cheeseshit because you just sucked your friends dicks so deep you burned their tips with stomach acid.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 24, 2018, 11:14:17 am
Quote from: Jona on February 23, 2018, 05:31:34 pm
So it seems that Sandy and I have another competitor among us. I'll be seeing you in court.

no competition here, my only practice is as retainer for frisians. i will point out to at least two instances of successful deferred sentencing against daruvian, one successful prosecution against Jason the Great, and several valiant attempts at defending our, uh....lesser esteemed members

i think i might have gotten a couple others out of a ban too
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Rando on February 24, 2018, 12:40:54 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 24, 2018, 03:17:46 am
It's honestly astounding how many mutes and warnings I have received on this account. It's also impressive how many of them were for "insulting other users."

Here are some favorites:

Hey stop.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on February 25, 2018, 03:45:33 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 24, 2018, 11:14:17 am
no competition here, my only practice is as retainer for frisians. i will point out to at least two instances of successful deferred sentencing against daruvian, one successful prosecution against Jason the Great, and several valiant attempts at defending our, uh....lesser esteemed members

i think i might have gotten a couple others out of a ban too

Yeah but did you ever force a badmin to have a mental breakdown when you called him out on his BS in front of the (then current) head admin? An all-time high in my career as a crpg lawyer, tbh.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Rando on February 26, 2018, 09:32:05 am
Quote from: Jona on February 25, 2018, 03:45:33 am
Yeah but did you ever force a badmin to have a mental breakdown when you called him out on his BS in front of the (then current) head admin? An all-time high in my career as a crpg lawyer, tbh.

Story?
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Nickleback on February 26, 2018, 10:06:22 am
Quote from: Rand0 on February 26, 2018, 09:32:05 am
Story?

ye story please
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on February 26, 2018, 05:01:03 pm
[Admin] permabanned Havelle for a friendly TW (wasn't even a TK I don't think), the TWed victim didn't care as it was close to the end of the round and I'm fairly certain they were chummy with Havelle. No warning was given or anything, [Admin] was known for disliking Havelle, so it was overall kinda sketchy. At the time I think I was also a badmin, so I had some sway in being able to arrange a meeting for an appeal. Got Artyem, [Admin], Havelle and myself in a steam groupchat. [Admin] showed up late so while waiting for him/her to arrive I pled my case for Havelle's innocence to Artyem. [Admin] finally shows up, speaks mostly only to Artyem in an obviously exasperated manner, eventually says something to the effect of "I can't even right now" and left in a hurry before anyone else could really speak up. We were all kinda like "okay.... um, what was that?" and then Havelle got unbanned since I hit em with some FACTS while [Admin] just had a breakdown over the whole thing and peaced out.
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 27, 2018, 03:01:56 am
Quote from: Jona on February 26, 2018, 05:01:03 pm
[Admin] permabanned Havelle for a friendly TW (wasn't even a TK I don't think), the TWed victim didn't care as it was close to the end of the round and I'm fairly certain they were chummy with Havelle. No warning was given or anything, [Admin] was known for disliking Havelle, so it was overall kinda sketchy. At the time I think I was also a badmin, so I had some sway in being able to arrange a meeting for an appeal. Got Artyem, [Admin], Havelle and myself in a steam groupchat. [Admin] showed up late so while waiting for him/her to arrive I pled my case for Havelle's innocence to Artyem. [Admin] finally shows up, speaks mostly only to Artyem in an obviously exasperated manner, eventually says something to the effect of "I can't even right now" and left in a hurry before anyone else could really speak up. We were all kinda like "okay.... um, what was that?" and then Havelle got unbanned since I hit em with some FACTS while [Admin] just had a breakdown over the whole thing and peaced out.

i am thankful for your service, but bitterly ashamed that this work had to be outsourced. penance for me

anyway sorry for the thread hijack but it seems the topic is mischief in general so i searched "daruvian" in NA Unban threads for everyone

http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-request-(havelle-daruvian-cup457-among-others)/msg1226141/#msg1226141  (lol)
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-request-for/msg982474/#msg982474  (a kinder, gentler frisia)
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-daruvian/msg806220/#msg806220  (he tried to defend himself in court this time...not very successfully but i was there when it happened and it was fucking funny)
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-requestdaruvian_of_frisia-(team-killing)/msg689026/#msg689026   (successful defense, felt just like a slimy criminal defense attorney)
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/ban-gobblinemperorgrandruler/msg957335/#msg957335  (successful defense? i cant remember if goretooth was fibbing or daruvian was)
http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/unban-allers/msg1030405/#msg1030405  (lmao, allers got banned for looking like a chinaman leecher)
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Tibes on March 04, 2018, 10:04:20 pm
Racism threats. lol.

"Im going to find where you live, come to your house and do blackface".
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: kasMVC on March 05, 2018, 03:02:39 pm
Havelle why not tell us who that admin was I know exactly who it was!
Title: Re: Warnings you have exposed thread.
Post by: Jona on March 05, 2018, 04:42:54 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on March 04, 2018, 08:39:21 pm
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