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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 07:17:25 am

Title: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 07:17:25 am
I see that certain people (tristan the giant piece of garbage he is) are on Admin trials. I feel I have been in and worked with this community long enough that I should be interviewed for adminship. I would also like the interview to take place here on the community forum so we can all discuss whether or not my abilities would work.

Firstly I have always been an item balancer, from the beginning.

I have slain neckbeards with my peasant weapons, which lead to increasing the armor stats for the neckbeards, for they were slewn by my primitive technology.

Secondly I have led numerous try hards to life of peasantry, although they did not last long. At least it was a learning experience for those neckbeards.

Thirdly I have given people reason for weight loss reduction, for I have gotten them to look in a mirror, and then blow it out their ass.

Thank you and I hope you consider me, as a community, a proper addition to the adminship.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Westwood on January 23, 2018, 07:19:04 am
vouched
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Asheram on January 23, 2018, 07:31:40 am
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Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 07:50:21 am
I would like some of the questions the team gives to future admins. I will answer them here.

(sparvico i saw you saw this so dont pleb out of it)
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 23, 2018, 08:03:34 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 07:17:25 am
(tristan the giant piece of garbage he is)

it is signed i can only approve
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Beat on January 23, 2018, 08:13:20 am
This man is solid community organizer material.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Torben on January 23, 2018, 11:32:22 am
Arys is the voice of the simple folk!  power to the people! Arys 2018!
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Bronto on January 23, 2018, 05:38:19 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 07:50:21 am
I would like some of the questions the team gives to future admins. I will answer them here.


How many beers can you drink in one sitting?

Can you consume a fifth of 100 proof whiskey in one night or will it take you two(pussy)?

Bongs, bowls, or blunts?

Are you vegan or do you eat meat like a man?

Is professional wrestling real?

Fake boobs, real boobs, or just boobs?
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 09:12:29 pm
Quote from: Bronto on January 23, 2018, 05:38:19 pm
How many beers can you drink in one sitting?

Can you consume a fifth of 100 proof whiskey in one night or will it take you two(pussy)?

Bongs, bowls, or blunts?

Are you vegan or do you eat meat like a man?

Is professional wrestling real?

Fake boobs, real boobs, or just boobs?

1. 96oz of Steel Reserve

2. No I respect my liver, only steel reserve shall enter her.

3. Bongs

4. Meat only

5.

6. Boobs
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: POOPHAMMER on January 23, 2018, 09:19:07 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 09:12:29 pm
1. 96oz of Steel Reserve

2. No I respect my liver, only steel reserve shall enter her.

3. Bongs

4. Meat only

5.

6. Boobs

Well I am now convinced wrestling is real, thanks Arys
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Kalitorian on January 23, 2018, 09:53:02 pm
96 oz ~ 3litres

That`s too weak imho, it would bring shame upon cRPG to have admins with such a low alcohol tolerance
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Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Jona on January 23, 2018, 09:57:41 pm
Quote from: Kalitorian on January 23, 2018, 09:53:02 pm
96 oz ~ 3litres

...in one gulp
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 10:22:56 pm
Quote from: Kalitorian on January 23, 2018, 09:53:02 pm
96 oz ~ 3litres

That`s too weak imho, it would bring shame upon cRPG to have admins with such a low alcohol tolerance
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Try the Steel Reserve Challenge. No food prior, 4 tall cans in 3 hours. Although this isnt much of a challenge to obese people. 170lbs, adjust accordingly. Calculator gives me a .29 BAC

http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/interactive/alcohol_calculator.asp

http://www.intheknowzone.com/substance-abuse-topics/binge-drinking/blood-alcohol-concentration.html

"BAC = .25-.30 = Drinkers display general inertia, near total loss of motor functions, little response to stimuli, inability to stand or walk, vomiting, and incontinence. Drinkers may lose consciousness or fall into a stupor."

I think most people can agree that sums me up in TS after the challenge. Ideal for an Admin.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Asheram on January 23, 2018, 11:13:09 pm
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 09:12:29 pm
Rest in Peasss
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Sparvico on January 23, 2018, 11:53:39 pm
I must say it would be quite refreshing to have an admin that only ever tells people to blow it out their ass.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: kasMVC on January 24, 2018, 02:01:48 am
Just watched some admins kick someone for double spawning.

However, one guy was afk the ENTIRE round and nothing was done about him.

Admins are all corrupt and only enforce rules against people they dislike. It's been this way the entire life of mod. Arys will change this but you wont because you dont want to make Calradia great again
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Yeldur on January 24, 2018, 02:44:49 am
i'd vote for u
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 24, 2018, 06:06:58 am
Any more admin questions I need to pass? For I surely passed the last test, and I am drunk and ready.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 24, 2018, 06:34:23 am
have you been thrown out of a bar?
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on January 24, 2018, 07:00:18 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on January 24, 2018, 06:34:23 am
have you been thrown out of a bar?

No, bars are for plebs who wish to meet whore sluts.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Kalitorian on January 24, 2018, 08:35:03 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on January 23, 2018, 10:22:56 pm
Try the Steel Reserve Challenge. No food prior, 4 tall cans in 3 hours. Although this isnt much of a challenge to obese people. 170lbs, adjust accordingly. Calculator gives me a .29 BAC

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Okay that stuff`s pretty heavy. In Bavaria we have strong beer (~8% alc) festivals, after the third liter you`re usually too wasted to stop your friends from having a go at a 4th one  :lol:
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One of those websites claimed it`s an offence/crime to be drunk in the US, true? visitors can't see pics , please register or login
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: bensai on January 24, 2018, 10:06:49 am
Quote from: Kalitorian on January 24, 2018, 08:35:03 am
Okay that stuff`s pretty heavy. In Bavaria we have strong beer (~8% alc) festivals, after the third liter you`re usually too wasted to stop your friends from having a go at a 4th one  :lol:
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im really drunk rigth now and i saw a bunch of shit pertaining to beer and bavaria and graphs adn shit so i upvoted dde congratualations

also arys try being more active so the community of 10 people can say wat kind of person you are now before we make u head admin and exectue james for his mnay crimes
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Lord_Carlos on January 24, 2018, 10:56:49 am
+1 for the farmer guy, I vote for you :D
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Kalitorian on January 24, 2018, 11:12:29 am
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on January 24, 2018, 10:22:13 am
Jealous of your beautiful oom-pa-pa/pretzel culture.

Bavarian independence? Yay or nay?
Nay ofc. We may not love the rest of Germany but Bavaria has been ruled by the same conservative party for the last 70 years and they`d probably reinstate the Monarchy and do all kinds of dumb shit.
Together we`re stronger than apart. Also Bavaria isn`t homogeneous. 1/2 is "old-bavarian", 1/4 Franconian, 1/8 Swabian, 1/8 Palatinate, all speaking dialects which are incrompehensible for the rest of Germany.
Franconia atleast would leave Bavaria if we left Germany  :lol:

Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: njames89 on January 24, 2018, 03:04:40 pm
Quote from: bensai on January 24, 2018, 10:06:49 am
exectue james for his mnay crimes

 :shock:
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Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Bryggan on January 24, 2018, 05:19:09 pm
While I am sure Arys would abuse his admin powers, I am sure he would do so in an entertaining way.  He has my vote.
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 29, 2019, 06:47:47 pm
bump
Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: njames89 on March 29, 2019, 06:55:38 pm
As requested here is your admin ship

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Title: Re: I demand Adminship
Post by: Asheram on March 29, 2019, 07:07:00 pm
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