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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Phoenix on January 22, 2018, 10:40:46 am

Title: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Phoenix on January 22, 2018, 10:40:46 am
Post all things quote worthy in this thread. Starting with this.

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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 22, 2018, 10:51:55 am
"Fucking archers" - Everyone playing.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Rando on January 22, 2018, 11:46:13 am
Oh, I'm very glad you made this thread. You guys are in for a fucking treat.  :mrgreen:

My blocks are not working. You may interpret that however you wish, but I can hardly be expected to perform at a high level when I'm holding a block in the appropriate direction and yet attacks are penetrating straight through them.
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♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚(theviscount): Why are you in the CC side in strat
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: in curaw siege
Voncrow: He hired first
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: Yeah because they plan it out
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: which is annoying
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"what brands are you loyal to?"
Mountain dew. Mostly it was something I arrived at merely by tasting a wide variety of different soda over a long period of time, and finding that I like Mountain Dew, and even generally prefer other Pepsico products over other brands of soda, though friends may have been a minor influence. -Elvandin
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http://forum.melee.org/na-(official)/unabn-wrongfully-banned-cassander/

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Cassander - Today at 4:34 PM
its a simple question if you can be a woman why can i not be a black man

1:35 AM - Cassander: no their not
1:35 AM - Cassander: there*

Cassander - 08/09/2017
musculine?
is that evn a word

5:03 PM - Cassander: rando your are literally as blind and ignorant as they come your the same type of person who supports  racism and ther ignorant acts

11:57 PM - Cassander: if i havent heard of it i cant possibly want it

Cassander - 07/05/2017
im not saying i support beating children but i cant imagine half of these antifa people would be like this if soemone had

Cassander - 07/03/2017
your officially as ignorant as a modern feminist in my book tristan

Cassander - 08/10/2017
unless its super obvious that im memeing im serious
for example me and tristan were talking about something and woman accusing men of rape falsely came up and i made the statement that if i was ever arrested because i was falsely accused of rape i would kill whoeevr did it that wasnt a joke

Cassander - Today at 7:17 PM
the world isnt black and white

Cassander - Today at 8:13 PM
i have no clue

Cassander - Today at 11:07 PM
can you for once create your own meme and stop dick riding people

Cassander - 07/31/2017
how are you older than me

Cassander - Today at 8:10 PM
and no i will not ever pay a black person reperations for slavery that i had no part of of

10:21 PM - Cassander: though it is a solid meme that was a response to a question uwu asked and was about an hour after i was in na1 holding a right block and some guy with a katana hit me 4 times in a row


Cassander - 07/02/2017
how does being banned rping as the kkk have anything to do with a banner would you ban people for rping as a antifa member?
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Cassander - 07/02/2017
im flying it for my proud heritage


Schoi "Hapa Boy With A Tiny Toy" - 06/21/2017
I've always disagreed with Cassander and his annoying little voice


Rando - 06/21/2017
I considered arguing with sparvico about how I was merely being hypothetical
but he's a good guy and he doesn't deserve that

Rando - 04/16/2017
I had cassander literally block me because I brought up that blacks have 15 less IQ points on average

Cassander - 07/07/2017
why cant i play as a stormtrooper?

Last, but certainly not least:

Cassander - Today at 6:13 PM
copy and paste a statement that you think is a meme

Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Beleg on January 22, 2018, 12:46:04 pm
"Watch out there is a guy inside you" - Mighty leader Rider of Rohirrim, trying to alert us of the intruder on the courtyard.

"It feels nice" Sguard_Fateeh's response.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Ikarus on January 22, 2018, 01:31:05 pm
Hideyoshi about commanding in strat
"How it feels? It feels like commanding a bunch of monkeys, while they're throwing their poopoo at you."

Chases favourite hobby
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: ARN_ on January 22, 2018, 01:46:58 pm
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Yea you can close the thread now :lol:
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: njames89 on January 22, 2018, 02:45:10 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: //saxon on January 22, 2018, 02:55:11 pm
"Blocking is just a waste of a click" -Have a guess  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Finse on January 22, 2018, 02:55:53 pm
"Get Shield nub" - All ranged and shielders ever.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Krex on January 22, 2018, 04:01:05 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Algarn on January 22, 2018, 04:08:20 pm
"I like your voice, Algarn. You really sound like a French fuckboy." - Antonio, Merc TS.

"You guys are a disgrace, you've been playing this mod for 7 years and you're still getting rekt." - Kratos, during a strat battle.

"Die" - Cassi.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Asheram on January 22, 2018, 04:47:12 pm
QQV
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Thryn on January 22, 2018, 05:30:50 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: zottlmarsch on January 22, 2018, 05:37:47 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Asheram on January 22, 2018, 06:10:16 pm
Quote from: Arthur_ on January 22, 2018, 05:15:58 pm

are balancers monkeys who play horsearcher all the time or what. jeez fucking bundle of sticks
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: BlackPanda on January 22, 2018, 07:44:27 pm
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how can I forget

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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: BlackxBird on January 22, 2018, 09:00:58 pm
Paex:

Why aren't there more players joining us?

Sebb:

They know we are shitheads
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Rebelyell on January 22, 2018, 10:53:55 pm
Quote from: Asheram on January 22, 2018, 04:47:12 pm
QQV
qfr qqv
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Pistachio on January 22, 2018, 11:09:03 pm
Quote from: BlackPanda on January 22, 2018, 07:44:27 pm
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how can I forget

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Oodle really is a great guy
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Jona on January 22, 2018, 11:27:13 pm
"Back in my day, gas was used on the Jews."
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Kalitorian on January 22, 2018, 11:30:41 pm
Quote from: ARN_ on January 22, 2018, 01:46:58 pm
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Yea you can close the thread now :lol:

This is absolute gold  :lol: Does anybody have a screenshot of the old DKG clan description?
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: darmaster on January 22, 2018, 11:34:02 pm
asked recently about the twin towers quote, quite worthy to me

Quote from: IR_Kuoin on January 16, 2018, 11:46:51 pm
http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/crpg-culture-screenshot-thread/msg948078/#msg948078

This one? Last picture in the OP.

also could i get the "i'm attacking left" "no, i'm attacking left" (more or less i think) SS please, that one was just as good
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: bensai on January 23, 2018, 03:04:50 am
Quote from: Nightingale AKA Desire AKA Elderly Woman
Looking at the logs to back up OP's point: I found it necessary to ban someone else aswell for teamkilling and leaving the server:

16_zil: 2 recent bans on record: all repeating offenses teamkilling - 4.5 day ban
12x3 = 36
3x24 = 72
total ban time 108 hrs or 4.5 days

Assington: You have 4 recent bans on record

One repeating offense "Griefing"

12x5 = 60 hrs
2x24 = 48 hrs
total ban time; 96 hrs or 4 days
Locking thread



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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on January 23, 2018, 05:07:03 am
"do your job you dumb bicurious cunt muscle."
-Tiny_Glancer
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Albus on January 23, 2018, 05:21:26 am
GOBBLINKINGGREATLEADER: "im going to cap their fucking shit with infinite forward spawns, also stop signing up against me in strategus you fucking sacks of shit - I HAVE RETRACTED AND REAPPLIED TO REMIND YOU SHITS TO GIVE ME ACCESS TO C SITES"

Mossback_Westwood: "I swear 2 my semitic God if you give me this bundle of sticks's address I'll cut off his ear and eat it"


♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: Why are you in the CC side in strat
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: in curaw siege
Voncrow: He hired first
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: Yeah because they plan it out
♚𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓♚: which is annoying

James - 01/15/2018
"Sorry I already used up my leave the castle attack for 2018 but feel free to book 2019"

Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Rando on January 23, 2018, 01:06:42 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: njames89 on January 23, 2018, 01:32:37 pm
Quote from: Rand0 on January 23, 2018, 01:06:42 pm
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This deve gets us
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Larvae on January 23, 2018, 03:04:56 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on March 28, 2016, 02:34:50 pm
OF COURSE YOU STUPID FUCKING OWL OF COURSE THOSE FUCKING 4 TURKS STARTED THE POOL FOR NO REAL REASON AGAINST PANOS.FUCKING OWL YOU KNOW NOTHING,I WILL PLUCK UR BIG EYES  AND PUT 5 cents INTO UR EYE SOCKETS because ur eyes are damn useless.

we started the poll because panos did the things i said in the first page of this thread,please cassi,stop spreading shit from ur stupd triangle mouth,stop giving ur opinions.

Quote from: Gurgumul on April 05, 2016, 06:48:57 pm
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Quote from: Bugnir on March 28, 2016, 11:23:01 pm
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thats just legendary.



Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: McKli_PL on January 23, 2018, 04:37:49 pm
Quote from: //:Saxon on January 22, 2018, 02:55:11 pm
"Blocking is just a waste of a click" -Have a guess  :rolleyes:
yeah for me, this quote concludes everything in warband and funny thing 'author' of this quote used it so many years ago and this shit is so accurate till today :P
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Algarn on January 24, 2018, 11:08:07 pm
Again, from merc ts, this night :

"Guys, have you ever tasted your own cum ?" - won't mention his name.

A little bit earlier, conversation already went very wrong, and I was dying :

Me : "Wait, you did what ?"

Same person : "I licked her ass, it tastes better than her pussy when it's clean"




If you're wondering, yes, we're a clan of degenerates.

Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: traxits on January 24, 2018, 11:18:48 pm
they're all from steam but are about crpg so o well

Killjoy: ok let me put on pants
Ephemeral {Hugz}: why the fuck do you need pants for
Killjoy: my rommmates might walk in and see me naked talking to a kid in canada playing a videogame
Killjoy: fully torqued


>BB< Schoi: fucking comcast
>BB< Schoi: n***er fucking shit
>BB< Schoi: so bad
>BB< Schoi: so unreliable
>BB< Schoi: why didn't my dad pull out
>BB< Schoi: god fucking damnit

*censored schoi so i don't get banned again*
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Casul on January 24, 2018, 11:19:31 pm
Quote from: Algarn on January 24, 2018, 11:08:07 pm
If you're wondering, yes, we're a clan of degenerates.

The last time Krems used TS someone was playing on his didgeridoo in the background while everyone else didnt say word because we literally had all the voice commands we needed ingame to interact with each other.

We never used TS again.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: kasMVC on January 24, 2018, 11:32:08 pm
Me: What is best bow to use right now?
Onurb: FUCKING JEW LONGBOW
Everyone in server: ?????

...........................................................................................

Me: oh shit he's argentinian he means yew long bow


Everyone in server applauds and I get promoted to CEO of argentina
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Ikarus on January 25, 2018, 12:23:48 am
Quote
"I licked her ass, it tastes better than her pussy when it's clean"

This guy fucking knows it. There are but two things on this earth that taste like fish, and one of em is fish.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: fetus on January 25, 2018, 12:30:44 am
(Eu servers are down and everyone is naked)
I blame Oguz
-Speedy

Im not an arab *insert random turkish insults here*
-Azap

Bloody hell
-Oddy

Im not ragging
(after five seconds)
but fuck you
-Tomayus

Lovely lovely
-Ravernar



Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: BlackxBird on January 25, 2018, 12:36:00 am
I'm not 100% sure, but I think I know the person Algarn mentioned.

Basicly the first day he started playing again, he asked us in ts:

Do u guys also love the smell of ur balls?

How dafuq do u smell your balls?

I put my hand down there and then smell at my hand  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Algarn on January 25, 2018, 11:11:06 am
Quote from: BlackxBird on January 25, 2018, 12:36:00 am
I'm not 100% sure, but I think I know the person Algarn mentioned.

Basicly the first day he started playing again, he asked us in ts:

Do u guys also love the smell of ur balls?

How dafuq do u smell your balls?

I put my hand down there and then smell at my hand  :mrgreen:

He's a fucking legend.


Quote from: Cassi on January 24, 2018, 11:19:31 pm
The last time Krems used TS someone was playing on his didgeridoo in the background while everyone else didnt say word because we literally had all the voice commands we needed ingame to interact with each other.

We never used TS again.

Lmfao. On my side, I wonder what will go wrong this saturday if they actually go for that drinking game while playing on EU1.

Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Kadeth on March 02, 2018, 02:15:25 am
Quote from: Rand0 on January 22, 2018, 11:46:13 am

Cassander - 08/10/2017
unless its super obvious that im memeing im serious
for example me and tristan were talking about something and woman accusing men of rape falsely came up and i made the statement that if i was ever arrested because i was falsely accused of rape i would kill whoeevr did it that wasnt a joke


jesus fucking christ i miss cassander
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Gandalf77 on March 02, 2018, 11:48:16 am
Quote from: Random Turk on January 22, 2018, 12:46:04 pm
"Watch out there is a guy inside you" - Mighty leader Rider of Rohirrim, trying to alert us of the intruder on the courtyard.

"It feels nice" Sguard_Fateeh's response.

hahhaahaha :D xD

Quote from: BlackxBird on January 25, 2018, 12:36:00 am
I'm not 100% sure, but I think I know the person Algarn mentioned.

Basicly the first day he started playing again, he asked us in ts:

Do u guys also love the smell of ur balls?

How dafuq do u smell your balls?

I put my hand down there and then smell at my hand  :mrgreen:

is that this guy? XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7WLrVkHFcU


Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Rando on March 02, 2018, 12:09:29 pm
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some classic allers quotes. true nerdrage kino
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Nightingale on March 02, 2018, 12:28:31 pm
such a nice, well-meaning fellow.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: the real god emperor on March 02, 2018, 12:32:26 pm
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: njames89 on March 02, 2018, 01:19:43 pm
Quote from: Rand0 on March 02, 2018, 12:09:29 pm
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some classic allers quotes. true nerdrage kino

 :shock:
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Yeldur on March 02, 2018, 01:46:15 pm
The day USA finally put down the red menace
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Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Reinhardt on March 02, 2018, 03:35:23 pm
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Anyone remember this?
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Telford on March 02, 2018, 10:08:31 pm
Some screens of chat - https://imgur.com/a/JQqyq

Worth sifting through.
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Allers on March 03, 2018, 11:41:55 am
Quote from: Rand0 on March 02, 2018, 12:09:29 pm
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some classic allers quotes. true nerdrage kino

Your 60 year old heart wouldnt take the first 30 seconds of me skinning you , disgusting old bag

Why do you play cRPG and have great grandchildren already?
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 04, 2018, 10:01:18 am
Quote from: Rand0 on March 02, 2018, 12:09:29 pm
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some classic allers quotes. true nerdrage kino

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gotta include the whole thing Rando. Stop protecting your friend
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Nickleback on March 04, 2018, 10:32:03 am
Quote from: Larvae on January 23, 2018, 03:04:56 pm
thats just legendary.

lol still laughing at that.

also bugnir's quote is very good check it out i can't insert.

https://i.gyazo.com/482f218f068b3632e648f05011765708.png
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: the real god emperor on March 06, 2018, 11:34:07 pm
Arn: Phase you are breathing in your mic
Phase: Sorry for living man

Idk why but I laughed quite a bit to this
Title: Re: cRPG Quote Thread
Post by: Ikarus on March 07, 2018, 01:11:39 am
holy shit this thread is on fire thahaha

especially telfords screens, spooky_ghost_racoonhunter69 is fucking amazing  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: