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Title: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: the real god emperor on January 19, 2018, 01:22:39 am
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YOU GOT AN ARMY IN STRAT? YOU CRAVING FOR A FIGHT? WELL, COME TO ISMIRALA CASTLE AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD OLD BEATING!

ALL OUR SOLDIERS HAVE AN EXPERIENCE OF 4 YEARS OF JUDO, 8 YEARS OF KARATE 2 YEARS OF MUAY THAI 4 YEARS OF FITNESS 2.5 YEARS OF HANDLABOUR  5 YEARS OF BAGEL SALESMANSHIP AND 3 YEARS OF PIMPING.

JUST SAY THE WORD IF YOU WANT A FIGHT AND COME TO ISMIRALA CASTLEFOR A FIELD BATTLE! YOU MAY USE ANY WEAPONRY YOU WANT!

NOTE: ALL YOUR HOSPITAL EXPENSES WILL BE COVERED!
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: Drunken_sailor on January 19, 2018, 02:42:42 am
come to the border of NA puss I'll give you a fight
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: Larvae on January 19, 2018, 06:15:44 am
Why not a fieldbattle?
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: Arthur_ on January 19, 2018, 08:53:19 am
Quote from: Larvae on January 19, 2018, 06:15:44 am
Why not a fieldbattle?

Because climbing up ladders and dying on walls is much more fun
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: the real god emperor on January 19, 2018, 10:35:05 am
NO I MEANT A FIELD BATTLE FFS, CASTLE IS OUR MEETING POINT CUS I AM LAZY ASF
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: njames89 on January 19, 2018, 02:06:00 pm
You expect me to fight as anything other than defender in a castle?

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Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: fetus on January 19, 2018, 02:57:03 pm
Stop using turkish memes for strategus blyat  :D
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: the real god emperor on January 19, 2018, 06:54:56 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on January 19, 2018, 06:47:09 pm
I want to fight you IRL Kratos cos you locked that sweet ban-thread before I could post my genius closing statement  :cry:

It was going to tie the whole case together, suck up to you massively, whilst also repeating time and again to OP that you are my close personal friend and therefore will show leniency in this case. The thread would have flourished :(

Dud come at me I'll RKO your ass in the street

Admining turned me into a grumpy drama hater, i can smell autism from 3 miles.
Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: Flans on January 19, 2018, 07:24:03 pm
Quote from: Kratos on January 19, 2018, 06:54:56 pm
Dud come at me I'll RKO your ass in the street

Admining turned me into a grumpy drama hater, i can smell autism from 3 miles.

You must smell yourself consistently than.



Quote from: HESKEYTIME on January 19, 2018, 06:47:09 pm
I want to fight you IRL Kratos cos you locked that sweet ban-thread before I could post my genius closing statement  :cry:

It was going to tie the whole case together, suck up to you massively, whilst also repeating time and again to OP that you are my close personal friend and therefore will show leniency in this case. The thread would have flourished :(

I need to hire you, Skans strategy was a huge failure i still got banned.
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Title: Re: ANY CUCK WHO WANTS A FIGHT
Post by: Jambi on January 19, 2018, 11:57:50 pm
Quote from: Kratos on January 19, 2018, 01:22:39 am
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:TLDR version ISMIRALA CASTLE
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