Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: WITCHCRAFT on January 03, 2018, 03:12:08 pm
Title: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 03, 2018, 03:12:08 pm
I was switching plates to a new car and had to bring my 4 year old son due to lack of babysitter. We were stuck there for a little over 2.5 hours and WITCHCRAFT JR was getting impatient, as 4 year olds do at the DMV. No tantrums, but he let out an exasperated shout now and then. Every single time, this old-ass lady in the pews in front of us (the DMV has straight up pew benches for seating, no it's not in a old church) would look over her shoulder at me. At the hour and a half mark when she stared at us again, I threw the devil horns and gave her the evilest eye I had. She didn't look over her shoulder at all at any point after that.
Do a curse on the greatest generation the fuck you lookin at you old hag you think you never been 4 years old before??
Maybe I should go to the doctor this is not heteronormative social functions... :oops:
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: Vibe on January 03, 2018, 03:26:17 pm
Rude. The lady should've called police and you should've been put in prison and sexed in your poopy hole.
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: Bittersteel on January 03, 2018, 03:48:56 pm
Heskey pls, romanis* No hate speech allowed
Incredible story WITCHCRAFT, you both sound swedish. We never confront anyone, we just give angry looks and write angry letters.
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: Torben on January 03, 2018, 03:58:41 pm
its cute to c that crpg community is the go to place to share your every day life. we love u too ^^
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: Gravoth_iii on January 03, 2018, 04:35:31 pm
Stoner parents
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: njames89 on January 03, 2018, 07:25:51 pm
Perfectly rational and appropriate response Witchcraft. I sometimes use my own curses when I get cut off driving.
Title: Re: I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles
Post by: Asheram on January 03, 2018, 08:48:29 pm
Well hopefully that old gypsy hag didn't go home and put a curse on you like in that movie Drag Me To Hell. Let us now if strange things start happening. visitors can't see pics , please register or login