cRPG
cRPG => Announcements => Topic started by: Uther Pendragon on December 18, 2017, 09:28:40 pm
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The one in bold.
- No drawing/delaying the round on purpose (i.e. running away or camping unreachable places when you're one of the last people alive)
- OK: running away and shooting enemies that are reachable by projectiles
- NOT OK: running away or avoiding confrontation when there is nobody to shoot in range or everyone is behind cover.
- NOT OK: running away or avoiding confrontation to search for ammo
- NOT OK: dueling while many people (20+) are on the server
http://forum.melee.org/announcements/official-server-rules/
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NOOOOOOO :!: :mrgreen:
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Think hes talking bout u EU scum
us NA would never do such a thing!
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most NA wont even let you duel with 3 people on the server
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in EU we have many spergs who hide the whole round and then finally come out of their chickening spot feeling hardcore because they officially are one of the last men standing.
With their agi 2h's and fully loomed war mask + kuyak the testosterone level on the battlefield gets so high that even professional ifbb bodybuilders would be considered clean in comparison.
And then finally the clash of the peak of humanity, when the mom is getting the camera on the one end of the line and the other guy takes seat in his professional 380$ gaming chair designed by ferrari's formula 1 team.
The absolute suspense is bringing heat into your room and while they are fighting, insulting and kicking around, sweat is running down your face, but you cannot look away and grab around your table in need of a tissue.
And then finally, a random kick hits! The kuyak hero hits the enemy kuyak hero, the kuyak hero's blood is squeezing out, statisfaction and cheering fanboys can be seen all around the server.
The losing kuyak hero will be called noob, shit and ez. A wall of "trash", "bad" and "rekt" will appear in the chat of the dead.
The round is over!
2 minutes of my life I will never forget, action movie level "Schwarzenegger: Hercules in New Year".
Why else would I play this game if not for watching 2 borderliners fullfilling the oath of their life by fighting a duel in a bugged medieval combat simulator... isnt this what everyone here desires?
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Isnt there something with more potential of getting valour when melee allstar waits to be last in fight too?
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in EU we have many spergs who hide the whole round and then finally come out of their chickening spot feeling hardcore because they officially are one of the last men standing.
With their agi 2h's and fully loomed war mask + kuyak the testosterone level on the battlefield gets so high that even professional ifbb bodybuilders would be considered clean in comparison.
And then finally the clash of the peak of humanity, when the mom is getting the camera on the one end of the line and the other guy takes seat in his professional 380$ gaming chair designed by ferrari's formula 1 team.
The absolute suspense is bringing heat into your room and while they are fighting, insulting and kicking around, sweat is running down your face, but you cannot look away and grab around your table in need of a tissue.
And then finally, a random kick hits! The kuyak hero hits the enemy kuyak hero, the kuyak hero's blood is squeezing out, statisfaction and cheering fanboys can be seen all around the server.
The losing kuyak hero will be called noob, shit and ez. A wall of "trash", "bad" and "rekt" will appear in the chat of the dead.
The round is over!
2 minutes of my life I will never forget, action movie level "Schwarzenegger: Hercules in New Year".
Why else would I play this game if not for watching 2 borderliners fullfilling the oath of their life by fighting a duel in a bugged medieval combat simulator... isnt this what everyone here desires?
Legendary 8-)
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in EU we have many spergs who hide the whole round and then finally come out of their chickening spot feeling hardcore because they officially are one of the last men standing.
With their agi 2h's and fully loomed war mask + kuyak the testosterone level on the battlefield gets so high that even professional ifbb bodybuilders would be considered clean in comparison.
And then finally the clash of the peak of humanity, when the mom is getting the camera on the one end of the line and the other guy takes seat in his professional 380$ gaming chair designed by ferrari's formula 1 team.
The absolute suspense is bringing heat into your room and while they are fighting, insulting and kicking around, sweat is running down your face, but you cannot look away and grab around your table in need of a tissue.
And then finally, a random kick hits! The kuyak hero hits the enemy kuyak hero, the kuyak hero's blood is squeezing out, statisfaction and cheering fanboys can be seen all around the server.
The losing kuyak hero will be called noob, shit and ez. A wall of "trash", "bad" and "rekt" will appear in the chat of the dead.
The round is over!
2 minutes of my life I will never forget, action movie level "Schwarzenegger: Hercules in New Year".
Why else would I play this game if not for watching 2 borderliners fullfilling the oath of their life by fighting a duel in a bugged medieval combat simulator... isnt this what everyone here desires?
man i would fit in perfectly in eu crpg
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man i would fit in perfectly in eu crpg
are you sure? Do the test.
- do you alt tab every time before duels to check if java script loaded your macros correctly?
- do you take guarana and caffein pills every time before you start up cRPG?
- have you rebound esc + quit game to a shortkey so you can leave instantly if you dont do well?
- are you owning a heavy/light kuyak and a war mask +3?
- Oh and, is your mouse pad >50$? (I am using a book I got last christmas)
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i almost passed the test, but there's no reason to GTX when you never lose...
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Holy shit Cassi, marry me!
Such poetry in this obscure thread ... we need to preserve this so it wont be lost in the deph of crpg shit posts ..
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What did you say? You play with inverted mouse direction? Didnt know you own a masterwork kuyak set.