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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Oberyn on July 19, 2017, 09:00:27 pm

Title: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Oberyn on July 19, 2017, 09:00:27 pm
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40630582

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A nine-month countdown to the introduction of compulsory age checks on online pornography seen from the UK has begun.

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would I like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"'Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this callin'?"
>"'Ello, I need a wank something good"
>"Hol' on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W.Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what kind of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Allright then. One moment please...and you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes uninterrupted access to cuckhold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckhold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Asheram on July 19, 2017, 09:09:54 pm
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Ikarus on July 19, 2017, 10:10:45 pm
found it

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Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Turkhammer on July 19, 2017, 10:18:54 pm
Joke now, probably will come true.
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Xant on July 19, 2017, 10:25:33 pm
Quote from: Ikarus on July 19, 2017, 10:10:45 pm
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Congrats.
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Thryn on July 19, 2017, 11:08:53 pm
hahaha filthy yuropoors, too bad you don't have a 28th amendment right to porn like we do here in the US
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: njames89 on July 19, 2017, 11:51:30 pm
Excellent posting as always Oberyin

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Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Gnjus on July 20, 2017, 10:28:39 pm
You really are hopeless, Bloby....even when you post porn it just HAS to be connected with politics.
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Oberyn on July 21, 2017, 12:30:31 pm
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By Leo Kelion
Technology desk editor
17 July 2017

Reading is hard.
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Oberyn on July 21, 2017, 05:44:38 pm
Quote from: Ikarus on July 19, 2017, 10:10:45 pm
found it

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Reading is hard. (there are times shown on the original 4chan greentext)
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 21, 2017, 11:35:48 pm
If you have to ask then its probably from 4chan. Seems like /pol/ is the board that spawns pastas and memes now anyways so it all adds up.
Title: Re: Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Post by: Peasant_Woman on August 02, 2017, 04:14:38 pm
Heard porn being banned in the UK August 2017/18/19 depending.
You heard it here first!