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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: N1PS on July 09, 2017, 10:40:12 pm

Title: can NA get an RP server
Post by: N1PS on July 09, 2017, 10:40:12 pm
ty
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Techno on July 09, 2017, 11:00:45 pm
I Put on My Robe and Wizard Hat
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: N1PS on July 09, 2017, 11:22:00 pm
     As the strange man adorns himself in the dress of a mage, I prepare for defense.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Thryn on July 09, 2017, 11:54:10 pm
gerald uv ribia is the best rp character in my arsenal tbh
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 09, 2017, 11:57:14 pm
yes please

i am best role player

PM me for rp fun
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 10, 2017, 12:58:01 am
I strap shoes on my feet, looking for a reason, a reason things went wrong...
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Kadeth on July 10, 2017, 01:05:55 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 10, 2017, 12:58:01 am
I strap shoes on my feet, looking for a reason, a reason things went wrong...

ur smelly feet scare off all the laydies that were taking turns on my donger
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: POOPHAMMER on July 10, 2017, 08:24:18 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 10, 2017, 12:58:01 am
I strap shoes on my feet, looking for a reason, a reason things went wrong...

I touch the feet

The feet are so fresh

Funky fresh

The feet the speak to me
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Apple_the_Green on July 10, 2017, 04:42:23 pm
[Y]es
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Asheram on July 11, 2017, 02:01:56 am
oh wait you said rp swry.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Macropus on July 11, 2017, 10:08:02 am
My best ever rp line was:
- scratches his eye loudly.

I think I'm ready.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Techno on July 11, 2017, 10:15:53 pm
Quote from: N1PS on July 09, 2017, 11:22:00 pm
     As the strange man adorns himself in the dress of a mage, I prepare for defense.

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Title: "On Respawning"
Post by: N1PS on July 11, 2017, 10:54:25 pm
"Is there life after death?"
"Is there a benevolent god or a vengeful one?"
"A god at all?"

These are my last thoughts as I lie breathless on the battlefield. The sword of my opponent was too fast for my spear to parry, and in one fell swoop my insides were torn from my chainmail like a string pulled loose from its knot.
Surely I'll rejoice in the death befalling me, be there an afterlife or purgatory. I fought bravely and with honor.
The light fades from my view; the faint screams of my brethren cull my mind and nothingness overcomes me.

Suddenly I awake.

The man who pierced my side is now by my side. Many familiar faces flood the near distance, standing in a lifeless still frame. A few seconds pass and simultaneously we snap to life. We all begin charging like a gust of winter wind.
     Loud yells and warnings of incoming catapults,
        A quick tap on the arm from a friendly warrior,
            and a lone statement from the samurai viking knight wielding a French sword:

"get more str u fukin fgt"

I am home once more.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 11, 2017, 11:11:08 pm
>kick the mage
You mangle the face of a man wearing a +0 Wizard Robe. His eyes are destroyed. His nose is broken.
Your large toe is now broken. Your leg is broken. You are now crippled.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Techno on July 12, 2017, 04:25:03 am
> blinded

I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C0ck of the Infinite
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 12, 2017, 04:47:12 am
>loot cripple

You find a Dalmatian, You find some weed, you find a +9 guitar
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Zahavok on July 12, 2017, 06:50:23 am
An RP server for c-RPG. . . So... Enjoyable PW?

Edit: Who am I kidding, you guys would spam "Halt" all the more and do whatever you could to troll the system too!
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: njames89 on July 12, 2017, 02:35:47 pm
Quote from: Zahavok on July 12, 2017, 06:50:23 am
PW

You hear a faint sound as if someone whispered halt from 200 yards away...

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Peasant_Woman on July 12, 2017, 06:23:47 pm
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
*Throws toilet paper*
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Zahavok on July 13, 2017, 12:37:56 am
Quote from: njames89 on July 12, 2017, 02:35:47 pm
You hear a faint sound as if someone whispered halt from 200 yards away...



James. I will Stab you, and no one will help you. And I will let you bleed out.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Taser on July 13, 2017, 02:00:40 am
Quote from: njames89 on July 12, 2017, 02:35:47 pm
You hear a faint sound as if someone whispered halt from 200 yards away...

(click to show/hide)

I should rp a deaf and blind char in pw just to fuckw ith people trying to say halt. Helen Keller perhaps.

That would mean playing PW tho.
Title: Re: can NA get an RP server
Post by: Jaren on July 13, 2017, 05:57:32 am
*rolls 1 d 20*
"Yahtzee... Mother fucker."
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