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Title: Would you join a space nation?
Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 03:40:39 am
https://asgardia.space/en/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asgardia_(nation)
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Post by: Asheram on July 07, 2017, 04:26:45 am
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on July 07, 2017, 10:11:48 am
Would be immensely boring real fast.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 07, 2017, 11:42:15 am
Eh, hmm, pff, maybe.. sure, wait no. Yeah it does sound sort of boring.
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Post by: Lord_Carlos on July 07, 2017, 11:47:33 am
Shot just all Aliens looool :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by: Bittersteel on July 07, 2017, 12:28:14 pm
Does the map indicate that half the population will be turks? lol nothx
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Post by: njames89 on July 07, 2017, 01:09:26 pm
Does the holodeck come equipped to simulate me sitting at my desk playing cRPG? If so... sign me up.
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Post by: Bronto on July 07, 2017, 02:34:35 pm
Am I the only one that thinks this sounds cool as fuck?!?!?! Although, how you get so many diverse people to work together in peace and harmony is going to be real interesting to see.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 07, 2017, 04:05:11 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on July 07, 2017, 03:55:52 pm
If Ozymandias has taught me anything it's that the prospect of extinction at the hands of evil alien space squid is the only possible way for mankind to work together in harmony.

Maybe we need to make the Asgardians the evil space people in order to unite the earth to fight together. We just need to send a couple of evil scientists and a buttload of thugs overthere, then the rest will come naturally.
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Post by: Asheram on July 07, 2017, 05:41:22 pm
According to this documentary the rich and privileged elite get to go live on space station while the rest of us poor slobs are stuck on a depleted earth.
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Post by: the real god emperor on July 07, 2017, 06:20:53 pm
lmao look at them turks trying to flee earth
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 06:33:18 pm
Boring IDK man, when you get assigned to work on the human cloning or human lion GMO project I think it would get pretty entertaining.  You could launch all the failed experiments at incoming asteroids, or float them out in space and use them as laser practice.

The 81%-12% male to female ratio is pretty disturbing though.

7 people from Greenland, nice.
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Post by: Bronto on July 07, 2017, 07:15:33 pm
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 06:33:18 pm

The 81%-12% male to female ratio is pretty disturbing though.


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Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 07, 2017, 07:25:50 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on July 07, 2017, 04:15:32 pm
Or...

- Europe has a refugee crisis.
- Space has a shortage of humans.

Add to this mix the optional objective:
- Mankind needs a common enemy

The solution becomes clear.

So many options. We can build a näzi super state up there, näzis are the best enemies after all. Get some sort of wulfenstein thing going. What a waste of potential trying to make it a humane living space that all people can enjoy together as equals, rather than building an enemy to unite the earth.
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Post by: Asheram on July 07, 2017, 08:34:21 pm
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on July 07, 2017, 07:25:50 pm
So many options. We can build a näzi super state up there, näzis are the best enemies after all. Get some sort of wulfenstein thing going. What a waste of potential trying to make it a humane living space that all people can enjoy together as equals, rather than building an enemy to unite the earth.
Sounds more like Iron Sky's.
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 08:40:44 pm
The fact that the whole project is being funded by a Russian billionaire is a bit suspect, makes it ripe for James Bond villainy. 

Considering their mission to prevent earth conflicts from slipping into space is an obvious ploy, it all makes sense now. 

Earth conflicts are antiquated and dull, humanity needs new space age conflicts.  Like who's quasar is this?  Or get your asteroid off my dark matter.
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Post by: Westwood on July 07, 2017, 09:10:32 pm
Anything that isn't space mining is gay tbh. These posers can expect a cease and desist letter from the Goldman Sachs asteroid mining division any day now.

Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 06:33:18 pm
The 81%-12% male to female ratio is pretty disturbing though.

Yep, gay

Edit: I've actually skimmed through the link in the OP now. I find this to be silly and fully welcome the new wild West of space exploration and resource extraction. There are no rules in space.
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 09:50:12 pm
Quote from: Westwood on July 07, 2017, 09:10:32 pm
I've actually skimmed through the link in the OP now. I find this to be silly and fully welcome the new wild West of space exploration and resource extraction. There are no rules in space.

You would willingly endanger space microbes on asteroids for material gain!! monster, just wait till People for the Ethical treatment of Asteroids hears about this.
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 07, 2017, 10:49:28 pm
>you will not live long enough to potentially experience a cowboy bebop esque space

Why even live
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Post by: Bugnir on July 07, 2017, 11:51:50 pm
It's actually Gundam
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 08, 2017, 01:44:05 am
that is depressing, space pirates is top in the top 3 fantasy worlds.
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Post by: Jona on July 08, 2017, 07:48:49 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 06:33:18 pm
The 81%-12% male to female ratio is pretty disturbing though.

Are you telling me that 7% of the population of a space colony is one of them fake genders?
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 08, 2017, 08:59:03 am
its space baby, you can be whatever you want.  Plus no one even knows if sex can work in space yet.  Porn hub tried to do a porn up there but no luck so far, all the space agencies weenied out.
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Post by: njames89 on July 10, 2017, 03:54:39 pm
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 08, 2017, 08:59:03 am
its space baby, you can be whatever you want.

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Post by: njames89 on July 10, 2017, 05:04:58 pm
But actually not cool ranch obviously...

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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 12, 2017, 04:09:57 am
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Post by: Bronto on July 13, 2017, 01:13:17 am
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Lol! My mind is dirty, please refer to my previous gif :lol:

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Post by: Drunken_sailor on July 13, 2017, 04:39:09 am
Cant let precious protein go to waste in space, every resource must be recycled. 
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 26, 2018, 04:04:31 pm
This is still happening, need an IQ now though guess were all fucked.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-space-kingdom-apos-asgardia-125700023.html
'Space kingdom' Asgardia wants IQ tests for wannabe citizens
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Post by: Leesin on June 28, 2018, 10:07:33 am
Depends how much space pussy you'd be getting, obviously I would be balls deep on a daily basis, but I don't think you galactic homos would get your dick wet more than never.
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Post by: Vibe on June 28, 2018, 12:49:04 pm
beltalowdas
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Post by: Nickleback on June 28, 2018, 06:50:55 pm
lol we all are losers we can't even live here howcome we are gonna live in space.
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 28, 2018, 07:23:50 pm
Quote from: Yuhmaz on June 28, 2018, 06:50:55 pm
lol we all are losers we can't even live here howcome we are gonna live in space.

We are going to live in space so we can do all the experiments that earth losers say we cant do.  Like cloning people and genetically engineering our selves to have super powers.  Then we can eject any one into space who is determined to be a turd nugget by the supreme space court.

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all hail asgardia
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Post by: Golem on June 28, 2018, 07:25:40 pm
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on July 07, 2017, 08:40:44 pm
James Bond villainy

I think we've gone beyond that
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Since I've been in Asgardia, I have never seen 550 comments on one post in just 3 days. I have, however, seen numbers that came close on other posts, and I have some conclusions to draw from those.

I suspect these people are being trained by banned cRPG forum users in shitposting
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 28, 2018, 08:58:20 pm
I bet it would not be super difficult to make a pair of glasses that invert the colors of everything you are looking at
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Post by: Leesin on June 29, 2018, 12:19:09 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on June 28, 2018, 08:58:20 pm
I bet it would not be super difficult to make a pair of glasses that invert the colors of everything you are looking at

Your Mum invented them so during sex she can pretend your Dad is black
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 01:21:12 am
Quote from: Leesin on June 29, 2018, 12:19:09 am
Your Mum invented them so during sex she can pretend your Dad is black

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That's a good idea though, some one has shot a porn in negative.  Time to investigate for space science.
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Post by: Golem on June 29, 2018, 01:24:01 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 01:21:12 am
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That's a good idea though, some one has shot a porn in negative.  Time to investigate for space science.

You just stated that it wouldn't be that hard, quoth I bet, to make glasses that inverted colors and then you do this.
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 01:26:53 am
filming in negative is easy, making glasses that put everything in negative that you are looking at would be challenging, but still relatively easy, like buying stuff and putting it together ez.
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Post by: Golem on June 29, 2018, 02:10:09 am
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 01:26:53 am
filming in negative is easy, making glasses that put everything in negative that you are looking at would be challenging, but still relatively easy, like buying stuff and putting it together ez.

Like you couldn't just invert the colors after the fact...or are you saying it's live?
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 02:29:06 am
yeah I want to wear glasses that show what I am looking at in negative... LIVE!  We should market this, Ill make a prototype and you start developing a European market, we can get patreon to fund production or something.
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Post by: Golem on June 29, 2018, 03:09:06 am
we need to combine them with 3d glasses and aug glasses, that way people can sit in a lit cinema and dont have to stumble to get to and from their seats in the dark, while the glasses are off, but when they put them on, everything except the screen is inverted and so theres no light pollution
plus 4DX capability, so when theres a scene in a movie where its raining you can get the glasses to sprinkle you with water or daze you with sun or pepper spray you
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 29, 2018, 03:39:22 am
were going places
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Title: Re: Would you join a space nation?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on June 29, 2018, 11:48:23 pm
Quote from: Drunken_sailor on June 28, 2018, 07:23:50 pm
We are going to live in space so we can do all the experiments that earth losers say we cant do.  Like cloning people and genetically engineering our selves to have super powers.  Then we can eject any one into space who is determined to be a turd nugget by the supreme space court.

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all hail asgardia

sign me up i'll be the guy that pulls the lever that shoots turd nuggets into space, that will be my space job
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Post by: Drunken_sailor on June 30, 2018, 12:17:21 am
the tile is spacecutioner
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Post by: Golem on June 30, 2018, 05:19:44 pm
Is the supreme space court like this?