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Title: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 08, 2017, 06:23:34 am
u fucking snakes promised u would make me head admin are u gonna honor ur commitments or am i gonna have to rape u up the ass???
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Jacaroma on June 08, 2017, 06:39:23 am
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: the real god emperor on June 08, 2017, 09:28:06 am
Hello,

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Good luck out there!

[Admin]Kratos
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Lemon on June 08, 2017, 10:24:55 pm
give him run

on a side note:
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 08, 2017, 11:04:17 pm
Hello,

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[Admin]Kratos

u better hope for the sake of ur moms pussy that ur not lying to me
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 11, 2017, 08:01:03 am
hurry up retard whats taking u so long
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 11, 2017, 07:24:42 pm
Hey Morris, or whatever the fuck your name is, you sound just like a fellow russian 15 y.o. dota player... privet comrade, and lets have some vodka, for blyat's sake!
PS: g.j. with the Trump election thing btw.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 12, 2017, 12:29:11 am
Hey Morris, or whatever the fuck your name is, you sound just like a fellow russian 15 y.o. dota player... privet comrade, and lets have some vodka, for blyat's sake!
PS: g.j. with the Trump election thing btw.

shut up tard
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 14, 2017, 03:51:49 am
hey bitch u think i forgot?
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 14, 2017, 10:18:27 am
I DONT THINK UR LISTENING TO ME
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 14, 2017, 10:18:56 am
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Post by: Morris on June 14, 2017, 10:20:34 am
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: _Zetan_ on June 14, 2017, 02:01:16 pm
I think they should keep the old admins away from these rights. Most were abusive and got a Stiff cock, unless they were a lady in such cause a wet pussy, on playing god.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Ikarus on June 14, 2017, 02:33:20 pm
what spicy shit is going on right here am I right ahahahahaaa yeah baby

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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 15, 2017, 03:59:24 am
what spicy shit is going on right here am I right ahahahahaaa yeah baby

u like that huh
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 19, 2017, 09:07:02 pm
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Post by: Morris on June 21, 2017, 08:08:09 pm
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Simon. on June 21, 2017, 09:01:40 pm
i dont think he plans on stopping anytime soon
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 07:17:01 am
yo give me that sweet cash
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: _uwu_ on June 22, 2017, 12:00:33 pm
yo give me that sweet cash

will u shut the fuck up for once in ur life u fucking idiot or am i gonna have to make you shut up??????? ur probably too scared to even respond back hhahahahah u dumb idiot!!! i bet ur pissing ur pants right now just thinking about how much of a superior human being i am compared to u (i even have a gf and u dont)
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 05:07:24 pm
will u shut the fuck up for once in ur life u fucking idiot or am i gonna have to make you shut up??????? ur probably too scared to even respond back hhahahahah u dumb idiot!!! i bet ur pissing ur pants right now just thinking about how much of a superior human being i am compared to u (i even have a gf and u dont)

whatever u say pussy
ive learned by now not to take u at ur word because u always make these empty threats and then pussy out and dont actually do anything
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 05:11:26 pm
i mean if ur actually that scared of me why bother threatening me in the first place? are u trying to compensate for ur tiny dick by trying to look tough & cool?
"oh i'd beat the ufck out of u but i dont wanna go to jail for assault!!" yeah okay give me a fucking break what are u gonna do, sit on me? fat bitch i'd fuck u up
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 05:12:20 pm
i hope this time u actually try to deliver on ur threat and then i get to kick ur ass while ur facebook gf watches u get ur ass whooped over skype
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 05:13:31 pm
also the onlky reason im pissing my pants is because its hard to control such a large penis like mine
u ever see those pics of liam neeson pissing his jeans? thats because he has a big dick & its hard to control
#bigdickproblems
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 22, 2017, 06:25:31 pm
also the onlky reason im pissing my pants is because its hard to control such a large penis like mine
u ever see those pics of liam neeson pissing his jeans? thats because he has a big dick & its hard to control
#bigdickproblems
Yes, and it also seems to be very hard to control such a small brain too!
hue
hue
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 22, 2017, 06:44:11 pm
Yes, and it also seems to be very hard to control such a small brain too!
hue
hue

i woudlnt know im actually a literal genius irl
not kidding i have a 250 IQ
literally LMAOing at ur life
stop posting in my thread i dont want people thinking i associate iwth uggo fuggos like u
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 22, 2017, 09:06:21 pm
My admin powers are gone now too, without a trace, freedom!!! (at least as far as the forum stuff goes it seems)
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Jona on June 22, 2017, 09:20:57 pm
My admin powers are gone now too, without a trace, freedom!!! (at least as far as the forum stuff goes it seems)

Ayyy me too. Cheers, brother!
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Horns on June 22, 2017, 11:56:50 pm
Ayyy me too. Cheers, brother!

That's what you get for snooping on my admin tools!
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: _uwu_ on June 23, 2017, 02:18:23 am
i woudlnt know im actually a literal genius irl
not kidding i have a 250 IQ
literally LMAOing at ur life
stop posting in my thread i dont want people thinking i associate iwth uggo fuggos like u

no u arent ur literally the most retarded person i know
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on June 23, 2017, 02:37:43 am
you my old friends literally live in the same house, could be fighting irl but you'd rather sit on ur PCs talking shit, both soft as fuck
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 05:45:57 am
you my old friends literally live in the same house, could be fighting irl but you'd rather sit on ur PCs talking shit, both soft as fuck


u literally live on my dick bitch how about u shut ur fuckin gmouth u arent just messing iwth me ur messing with the both of us
gay little australian retard bitch were gonna break ur tiny frail meth smoking body
i honestly wouldnt expect anything less from literally the worst people on the planet
i dont care if u insult me BUT  U INSULT MY BROTHER? im taking u to the grave bitch
i would challenge u to board a flight to the USA so i could push ur shit in but ur probably homeless like 99% of ur shitty garbage country filled with literal retards so i know u wouldnt be able to afford it
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 05:46:31 am
btw ur profile pic is literally a meme from 2007 how fucking gay is that stop living in the past bitch the future is here the future is now the future is ME
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 05:50:55 am
not that i would expect u to understand but not every problem has to be solved with violence
the meth-addled mind of the savage australian's first instinct is to beat it with a boomerang like the retarded neanderthal troglodyte cave-dweller that all australians are
like i said im a literal genius and i have technology that far surpasses the club u use to beat wallabies with
the inner machinations of my mind are powerful enough to defeat any and all enemies so tjhere is no need for violence
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on June 23, 2017, 06:21:52 am
You think I'm just some pathetic nerd you can laugh at? Well, you won't be laughing much longer, I can guarantee that.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 06:37:31 am
You think I'm just some pathetic nerd you can laugh at? Well, you won't be laughing much longer, I can guarantee that.

!
h-he's strong!
can i get some backup in here??
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on June 23, 2017, 06:40:53 am
My fury will be like a whirlwind, and you're all in the pathway.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 06:42:11 am
no...
i AM the whirlwind
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Asheram on June 23, 2017, 06:42:26 am
winter is coming
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 06:42:50 am
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challenge me if u dare..
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 06:44:07 am
enter my dojo and test ur might against a true master
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 06:45:35 am
*blocks ur cell block*
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Mallets on June 23, 2017, 06:48:34 am
the meth-addled mind of the savage australian's first instinct is to beat it with a boomerang like the retarded neanderthal troglodyte cave-dweller that all australians are
like i said im a literal genius and i have technology that far surpasses the club u use to beat wallabies with

I was dying at this shit right here!  Genius!
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on June 23, 2017, 07:06:25 am
yea laugh at me for being australian, but you all know none of you cheeseburgers would stand a chance when I go full crocodile dundee

if you keep this shit up morris i'll be sicking my entire clan on you, the calradian confederacy would all give their lives for grand master kadeth
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 07:09:29 am
LOL yea bro go full crocodile dundee on me
u know that guy got real mad bout not making any money off the movie so he smoked a shit ton of meth and died in a police shoot out?
anyways id love to stay & chat but i gotta go catch a flight to ur moms house so i can fuck her with my huge penis
she gets real needy if im late
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 07:13:10 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/the-real-crocodile-dundee-dies-in-police-shootout-1110770.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/aug/05/rorycarroll

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/the-day-the-real-crocodile-dundee-rod-ansell-was-shot-dead/news-story/b282e2a78ef1a2091db3d739b7b819f8

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/real-crocodile-dundee-dies/
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Asheram on June 23, 2017, 07:21:50 am
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on June 23, 2017, 08:09:56 am
rofl you've got no idea what an aussie bloke from the outback like me is capable of, while your entire country is sitting in their bariatric wheelchairs i'm outside fighting crocs for fun

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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 23, 2017, 09:55:03 am
That's what you get for snooping on my admin tools!
Btw balancers have some admin powers too, and I have no idea how I'm still one, haven't been active for years.

So Morris, listen up you fuck, I'm willing to trade my admin powers to you if you give me... a shrubbery a +3 War Spear.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: _uwu_ on June 23, 2017, 11:29:14 am
rofl you've got no idea what an aussie bloke from the outback like me is capable of, while your entire country is sitting in their bariatric wheelchairs i'm outside fighting crocs for fun


*me and bicep teleport behind u*
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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 23, 2017, 05:25:27 pm
*me and bicep teleport behind u*
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me on the left
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Asheram on June 23, 2017, 06:30:43 pm
rofl you've got no idea what an aussie bloke from the outback like me is capable of, while your entire country is sitting in their bariatric wheelchairs i'm outside fighting crocs for fun

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Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 03:54:01 am
come on people u know i can do a better job than the literal retards that are currently romping around the servers waving their tiny trog dicks around
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: POOPHAMMER on June 26, 2017, 04:10:01 am
Fire everyone

Make Bicep the only admin
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: saccizord on June 26, 2017, 06:28:25 am
bicep u lack the smarts to be admin admit it
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 08:16:29 am
bicep u lack the smarts to be admin admit it

how about u say that to my 4 digit IQ
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Thryn on June 26, 2017, 05:26:48 pm
how bout ur 4 letter IQ which is SHIT b/c ur a dum fkin bich boy why dont u go back to ur cage with ur monkey friends and thro poop on the walls b/c its the only actual thing ur capable of doing u retarded dickwaffle oh wats that? ur going to try and come back and roast me, the KING?? sorry dude we all know that the only word is ur arsenal starts with an N and u use it like its going out of style but rest assured that pussy ass shit doesnt work on me u boston baked bean lookin ass chimpanzee dick licking COCKAROACH i'll stomp u out in .8 seconds FLAT and instead of using the big N u'll be taking the BIG L u retard
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 06:10:07 pm
damn sorry bro im just trying to prepare u for the eventual high school bullying that ur gonna have to live through every day once u graduate middle school
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 06:12:19 pm
just some friendly advice if u think that u can cover up ur gross fat body by wearing some kind of sweater all the time dont do it ur just gonna look stupid wearing that thing in summer and everyone is gonna be able to tell that ur fat anyways it just doesnt work
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: StonedSteel on June 26, 2017, 06:51:45 pm
nothing about any of this is comical or unique

its literally

a small collection of words that small children use when someone makes them feel small.


you've failed to amuse me.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Thryn on June 26, 2017, 06:59:54 pm
its literally


it's*
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 09:40:19 pm
nothing about any of this is comical or unique

its literally

a small collection of words that small children use when someone makes them feel small.


you've failed to amuse me.


i dont have to take this from literally one of the most retarded people on this game
theres a lot of retards here so thats saying something
how about u fuck off & choke to death on my nutsack u gay stoner
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 09:40:49 pm
ur name is literally stonedsteel are u fucking 14 years old? wtf?
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 09:43:11 pm
why are u posting here anyways im sure ur busy being a whiny baby and complaining about literally anything
theres no need to distract from ur busy schedule of whining just to try (and fail) to make it seem like u have a big dick when in reality u probably cant find it inside ur fat folds
stop sitting around smoking weed all day & go run a few laps maybe then u wont feel so bad about ur body
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 26, 2017, 09:44:23 pm
gay bitch know ur fucking place u belong beneath me drowning in a thousand liters of my chode sweat
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 26, 2017, 10:13:05 pm
nothing about any of this is comical or unique

its literally

a small collection of words that small children use when someone makes them feel small.


you've failed to amuse me.

the fault lies with you plumbo, sorry to say. you just haven't developed a proper voice in your head to read bicepposting in, this shit is hilarious
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: StonedSteel on June 26, 2017, 11:32:37 pm
the fault lies with you plumbo, sorry to say. you just haven't developed a proper voice in your head to read bicepposting in, this shit is hilarious

no

its not.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: StonedSteel on June 26, 2017, 11:36:48 pm
also, I named myself stonedsteel cuz ima hard stoner

morris named himself...biceps

haha lol.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 27, 2017, 12:58:53 am
yeah i bet ur real hard bro, feel that burn in ur core when u sit up in bed to look for ur lighter
being a "hard stoner" is something that u shouldnt be proud of if ur above the age of 16
im pretty sure ur a 30 something year old man thats embarrassing as fuck u need to grow up retard
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Rando on June 27, 2017, 02:27:58 am
Plumbo: Low-functioning autism
Bicep: H I G H-functioning autism
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: StonedSteel on June 27, 2017, 06:34:53 am
low...functioning?

and yet, I out perform most every na player including bicep, hmm

remember kids, drugs are bad!
also, you should totally let others define things for you, it will save you the tremendous hassle of having to, you know, live and experience and make decisions for yourself. I mean

who wants "sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll" when you can "just say no"

Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 27, 2017, 07:01:11 am
lol yeah bro bring up ur skill at crpg cause thats the only thing that u take any pride in
i bet u brag about it when u roll up to high school parties in ur dodge charger with ur shitty chinstrap beard & earrings with ur garbage homemade tattoos saying "please let me in im 30 years old i can buy u guys beer!" (thats the only reason they let u in btw)
fucking retard ur jealous of my lean & fit runner's body how about u put the weed down & pick up some heavy metal objects & then put them back down so u can develop some muscle
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on June 27, 2017, 07:16:08 am
Plumbo: Low "high"-functioning autism
Bicep: H I G H-functioning autism


Fixed that for you chief


Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 27, 2017, 10:44:58 am
The reason I don't find it funny is probably because I don't believe in fake retardness.
If you act like a retard - you are one, because faking it as a retarded thing too, you know what I mean?

You can't suck a man's dick and then say "Nah guys, I'm not gay, I was just pretending".

Warning: if you downvote this post you're harassing the freedom of speech and most other strictly American democratic values.
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Post by: njames89 on June 27, 2017, 01:46:34 pm
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Post by: Westwood on June 27, 2017, 05:41:38 pm
Warning: if you downvote this post you're harassing the freedom of speech and most other strictly American democratic values.
Well have to upvote now.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 27, 2017, 07:52:17 pm
yeah i tore into u so hard sent u home crying to ur mommy now ur saying "waaaahhh waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im a big whiny baby and ur just being retarded!!! waaahhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just poopied my diapy mommy!!"
fuck off bitch ur the retard here i warned u to stay outta here
downvoted, hope u catch aids from ur boyfriend tonight & die
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: bensai on June 27, 2017, 08:31:03 pm
jajajajajajajajjajajajaa hes gonna need the WAAAHMBULANCE WAAAAH CALL THE WAAHMBULANCE @ 9-WAH-WAH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 27, 2017, 09:49:35 pm
yeah i tore into u so hard sent u home crying to ur mommy now ur saying "waaaahhh waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im a big whiny baby and ur just being retarded!!! waaahhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just poopied my diapy mommy!!"
fuck off bitch ur the retard here i warned u to stay outta here
downvoted, hope u catch aids from ur boyfriend tonight & die
Yes, but do you know what a fish is?
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on June 28, 2017, 12:45:05 am
The reason I don't find it funny is probably because I don't believe in fake retardness.

I don't believe in fake retardness.

fake retardness.

fake

Uh......
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Asheram on June 28, 2017, 02:08:08 am
Yes, but do you know what a fish is?
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on June 28, 2017, 08:29:39 am
http://youtu.be/lLOALyWls2k
Well... the complication escalated quickly.

Uh......
Well that's exactly my point. Why make fun of it? In Russia we're taught not to laugh at retards. Instead, we throw rocks at them.
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 28, 2017, 09:05:45 am
in russia u arent taught anything because ur entire country is full of troggys
btw it must be tough for u since its illegal to be gay in russia
stay strong bro
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Bittersteel on June 28, 2017, 10:52:13 am
ur gay cum at me
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 30, 2017, 08:50:11 pm
im getting real impatient here
for every day after today that u dont give me admin powers i will perma ban 10 people when i become head admin
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Morris on June 30, 2017, 08:52:55 pm
im warning u i already have a list of people im gonna ban and theres a 99% chance that ur on it
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Kadeth on July 01, 2017, 01:43:09 am
im warning u i already have a list of people im gonna ban and theres a 99% chance that ur on it

pls can we see the list :3
Title: Re: where are my admin powers????????
Post by: Macropus on July 01, 2017, 09:50:00 pm
pls can we see the list :3
No, cuz he's muted. :P