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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 27, 2017, 10:48:20 pm

Title: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on February 27, 2017, 10:48:20 pm
Hail,

I know you are trying to revive strat by attacking people's fiefs and taking them but you're forgetting the true way to rally the nerds and that's to shit post on the forums and cause drama.

Thx and God bless
Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: Bryggan on March 03, 2017, 04:51:48 pm
Oh, ok... um...

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!  SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

And I hate you all, you are all nerds autistic nerds.  Plumbo is ugly and Havelle reeks of gross stuff.  You guys couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag, even if said paper bag was wet and you had a rather sharp knife, and both the Spetsnaz and USMC were there to help you.  And your collective mothers are ugly.
Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: mcdeath on March 03, 2017, 05:05:07 pm
And after reading that my crpg boner is officially gone and I might have erectile disfunction.
Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: njames89 on March 03, 2017, 05:16:53 pm
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Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: Schoi on March 03, 2017, 05:18:54 pm
Don't worry they'll just get fucked by EU's massive cuck army again
Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: njames89 on March 03, 2017, 05:19:26 pm
Quote from: Schoi on March 03, 2017, 05:18:54 pm
Don't worry they'll just get fucked by EU's massive cuck army again

I fucking wish
Title: Re: Missive to Emperor Bryggan
Post by: Kadeth on March 05, 2017, 10:31:11 pm
Quote from: Bryggan on March 03, 2017, 04:51:48 pm
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