cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Atryw on June 24, 2016, 02:28:10 pm
Title: Bjord??
Post by: Atryw on June 24, 2016, 02:28:10 pm
This guy is insulting everyone, even new players and teamhitting all the time, do something, he is polluate the mod
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Torben on June 24, 2016, 02:31:08 pm
ja, bjordimaus is a little bit verrückt at the moment. can we Dich helfen, armer bjord?
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 24, 2016, 02:53:48 pm
Stop crying, Popovina.
When you're as good as me and you're reinforcing your trashtalk with combat prowess, people are gonna cry when they realise they can't stop me.
Anyway I'm banned for 6 days now, enjoy your vacation, Popocancer.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Torben on June 24, 2016, 02:59:16 pm
dude with your confidence you should consider doing something useful with your life, instead of crpging :'D
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Post by: darmaster on June 24, 2016, 03:00:27 pm
GOD ATRYW U SO MUCH NEED TO GET LAID
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Atryw on June 24, 2016, 03:09:13 pm
you can be good or bad that dont matter only matter fun and relax here (because people working or studying on side), tryharding is cool because push new players to be better but being insulting and teamhitting by a cunt as you shouldnt exist on a cool mod
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: IR_Kuoin on June 24, 2016, 03:13:52 pm
You could just mute him if you don't like insults... and to avoid getting teamhit just block.
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Post by: Mirliva on June 24, 2016, 03:27:03 pm
Don't worry I drilled Bjord's ass with my arrows on mounted 8-) Didn't me Bjord? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Atryw on June 24, 2016, 04:07:39 pm
being banned from mercs then from grey and now u are on vanguard that prove how tard u are and without personnality, enjoy your ban and go play terraria or take time to visit me in Paris we will drink beer together chill and go for girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWsYwgWAd8E or maybe you are already at Cleveland in holydays
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Butan on June 24, 2016, 04:43:22 pm
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 24, 2016, 04:52:05 pm
I clearly hit a nerve, just get over yourself Popocancer.
What about you? What do you add to the mod? You constantly play as a cancer thrower, which I think people appreciate a lot less than some trashtalking 2h wannabe hero.
And when did I insult new players? What the fuck are you lying about you lil' prick, go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: McKli_PL on June 24, 2016, 04:52:37 pm
meh 6 days without Bjord :( criiiiiiiiiii :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Rest_in_Peace on June 24, 2016, 04:53:24 pm
Unban Bjord plz
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Atryw on June 24, 2016, 05:13:11 pm
my class is 1hand shield that thrower is an alt, what about AmoX_Cancer? how can you say that while you are playin ranged too, this morning anyone was annoyed about your shittalk and your free team hit.
Anyways as you said, you got banned i m going for some days in holydays
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bittersteel on June 24, 2016, 06:09:00 pm
Why wouldn't he be? It's a dying community, by now people should have learned to use RMB. I rather have some guy that goes on a teamhitting rampage on my team then some cunt that can't block. It's not really up to Bjord in this case, is it? Just block and leave it be.
If I'm out late one evening and see a lovely grill, she's wearing a cropped top and a tight little skirt, and I decide to rape her. Is it my fault? She shouldn't go out late like that anyways without company.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Perverz on June 25, 2016, 10:44:06 am
popovina, dont bother with bjord. theres no cure fore autism!
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: DaRkSouL12394 on June 27, 2016, 01:19:15 am
Why wouldn't he be? It's a dying community, by now people should have learned to use RMB. I rather have some guy that goes on a teamhitting rampage on my team then some cunt that can't block. It's not really up to Bjord in this case, is it? Just block and leave it be.
If I'm out late one evening and see a lovely grill, she's wearing a cropped top and a tight little skirt, and I decide to rape her. Is it my fault? She shouldn't go out late like that anyways without company.
If I'm out late one evening and see a lovely grill, she's wearing a cropped top and a tight little skirt, and I decide to rape her. Is it my fault? She shouldn't go out late like that anyways without company.
You serious?
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bittersteel on June 27, 2016, 02:51:29 pm
Why wouldn't he be? It's a dying community, by now people should have learned to use RMB. I rather have some guy that goes on a teamhitting rampage on my team then some cunt that can't block. It's not really up to Bjord in this case, is it? Just block and leave it be.
If I'm out late one evening and see a lovely grill, she's wearing a cropped top and a tight little skirt, and I decide to rape her. Is it my fault? She shouldn't go out late like that anyways without company.
within the time u play,u should be able to not teamhit instead^^ also,if its a th not intentionally,i just leave it,but if its for trolling i insta report it^^
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Krax on June 28, 2016, 08:13:23 am
haha good to see that somethings never change.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Atryw on June 28, 2016, 11:13:36 am
within the time u play,u should be able to not teamhit instead^^ also,if its a th not intentionally,i just leave it,but if its for trolling i insta report it^^
Are you saying if I rape someone accidentaly it's okey? Hmm, brilliant.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 28, 2016, 03:15:42 pm
I just love upsetting people, I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Yeldur on June 28, 2016, 03:20:36 pm
Why wouldn't he be? It's a dying community, by now people should have learned to use RMB. I rather have some guy that goes on a teamhitting rampage on my team then some cunt that can't block. It's not really up to Bjord in this case, is it? Just block and leave it be.
If I'm out late one evening and see a lovely grill, she's wearing a cropped top and a tight little skirt, and I decide to rape her. Is it my fault? She shouldn't go out late like that anyways without company.
Other than the really shitty analogy, you're right.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Xesta on June 28, 2016, 07:06:23 pm
So do I, but I still don't get banned for it. You're doing it wrong, man.
This.
You are really shitty at upsetting people if you end up banned so quickly, that just means people get satisfaction from it and so all you do is screw yourself. Lowtier gameplay, and you brag about your skills but you cant even properly piss people off.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 30, 2016, 12:02:57 am
:cry:
Actually, I just don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Vibe on June 30, 2016, 01:08:28 am
Ah yes the 'i dont give a fuck' phase. To be followed by apology-thread making phase. Bjerdy I thought you was all zen now and shit, what happened, ran out of trippy plants?
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Leshma on June 30, 2016, 01:46:00 am
My favorite Bjord story is when he played on alt so he doesn't "embarrass" his legacy as a "pro" because his dad banned him from playing on the internet so he had to stole neighbors internet or something. Or it was his dad downloading porn, making Bjords ping spike all over the place forcing him to play as filthy my old friendcher instead of glorious lolstab abuser. Both stories end with Bjord murdering his parents because of bad cRPG ping. Can't remember which story is correct but yeah, good times :lol:
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 30, 2016, 09:01:49 am
Ah yes the 'i dont give a fuck' phase. To be followed by apology-thread making phase. Bjerdy I thought you was all zen now and shit, what happened, ran out of trippy plants?
I'm trying, outside of gaming. I just can't seem to be zen when I'm playing computer games. I've been contemplating quitting completely, because raging isn't healthy.
My favorite Bjord story is when he played on alt so he doesn't "embarrass" his legacy as a "pro" because his dad banned him from playing on the internet so he had to stole neighbors internet or something. Or it was his dad downloading porn, making Bjords ping spike all over the place forcing him to play as filthy my old friendcher instead of glorious lolstab abuser. Both stories end with Bjord murdering his parents because of bad cRPG ping. Can't remember which story is correct but yeah, good times :lol:
Ok, Leshma.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Perverz on June 30, 2016, 10:03:02 am
hmmm. something is smelly here and its not me. everytime you got banned you whine and beg for unban. your words dont have sense at all
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Butan on June 30, 2016, 12:57:57 pm
Really gotta wonder if there would be even 1 oldmy old friend supporting a #freebjord if he was perma'ed again.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Leshma on June 30, 2016, 02:28:32 pm
Permaban is declaration of freedom, in a way.
Edit: Also would like to point out that, without people like Bjord this mod would be nothing but mind numbing grind for shiny pixels. It would be as bad like Merc mod. By allowing certain personalities in this mod, chadz really created something unique and interesting that enriched experience of whole community ingame and on these boards.
You'll soon realize how much you'll miss all these shenanigans when you get to deal with unexperienced, second grade trolls and troublemakers of second generation in these new games/mods you're about to start playing. After five actual years, most of the old trolls won't be so eager to repeat this in new game.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 30, 2016, 02:36:28 pm
hmmm. something is smelly here and its not me. everytime you got banned you whine and beg for unban. your words dont have sense at all
I'm just being honest.
I like having the option of playing cRPG rather than not at all, but I also don't care too much what people think and say of me, otherwise I wouldn't be behaving like I do.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Gravoth_iii on June 30, 2016, 05:26:29 pm
Ah yes the 'i dont give a fuck' phase. To be followed by apology-thread making phase. Bjerdy I thought you was all zen now and shit, what happened, ran out of trippy plants?
The "i dont give a fuck" phase is my personal favourite. Its funny how long he's been doing that too.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Macropus on June 30, 2016, 05:37:59 pm
Say what you want about Bjord, but at least he has a thread named after him, and what legacy do you have left on this forum???
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on June 30, 2016, 06:44:48 pm
The "i dont give a fuck" phase is my personal favourite. Its funny how long he's been doing that too.
What's funny is the amount of people playing hobby psychologists trying to categorize my behaviour as "phases". Either you're just trying to trigger me or you're being presumptuous little cunts like always.
I've apparently become very apathetic to this community and the game, bored with other games and growing increasingly tired of the toxic behaviour of people in most gaming communities, I can't really seem to enjoy games anymore. And before you say "Bjord, you're doing the same shit. <insert rinse&repeat remarks about my personality>" NO! Fuckface, I'm losing my shit for manly and honourable reasons. People who use either throwing, xbow or bows are a fucking cancer and it is my right to degrade and defile their bodies with down-hit in fisting mode. Then people start mouthing back to me like they think they have a right to talk to me and I lose my shit even more.
You fucks can sit and smirk behind your monitors but honestly, would you really care all that much in my shoes? Do you personally care about what any of you think about each other? I'm sure most of you do, and I recommend you liberate yourself from such fantastically retarded and meaningless things and you'll find that life is a bit smoother.
I used to care about being respected here but I can't understand why I would ever have wanted that. Frankly, having witnessed your behaviour over the years in this community, there's so much ill will and desire to push people down here. It's repulsive. I was part of that game as well, but now I'd rather fuck a goat than be associated with you shitfucks.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Leshma on June 30, 2016, 07:25:36 pm
Before you start reading above post, make sure you press play on video clip bellow and turn volume to the max.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Butan on June 30, 2016, 07:28:36 pm
What's funny is the amount of people playing hobby psychologists trying to categorize my behaviour as "phases". Either you're just trying to trigger me or you're being presumptuous little cunts like always.
I've apparently become very apathetic to this community and the game, bored with other games and growing increasingly tired of the toxic behaviour of people in most gaming communities, I can't really seem to enjoy games anymore. And before you say "Bjord, you're doing the same shit. <insert rinse&repeat remarks about my personality>" NO! Fuckface, I'm losing my shit for manly and honourable reasons. People who use either throwing, xbow or bows are a fucking cancer and it is my right to degrade and defile their bodies with down-hit in fisting mode. Then people start mouthing back to me like they think they have a right to talk to me and I lose my shit even more.
You fucks can sit and smirk behind your monitors but honestly, would you really care all that much in my shoes? Do you personally care about what any of you think about each other? I'm sure most of you do, and I recommend you liberate yourself from such fantastically retarded and meaningless things and you'll find that life is a bit smoother.
I used to care about being respected here but I can't understand why I would ever have wanted that. Frankly, having witnessed your behaviour over the years in this community, there's so much ill will and desire to push people down here. It's repulsive. I was part of that game as well, but now I'd rather fuck a goat than be associated with you shitfucks.
Bjord you owe me 100k. Oh and friendly advice, perhaps take a break from the internet. There is a world to explore :wink:.
Man poor guy.
I went on EU1 for like 5 minutes, and in those 5 minutes TM challenged him to a 1v1 for 200k. TM was like "Hey man, I don't have any looms or any money" and Bjord was all "hey dog I have 2.4million and all looms doesn't me3n sh1t to me bruh" and then TM was all "Ok 200k you wont beat me". They must've went to EU3 and TM taught Bjord a lesson.
It looks like TM spanked that lil hobbit bitch, nuttin' but a gayfish. Tuned that nerd up, big time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxWzqChvfo
P.S How do I post youtube videos properly?
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Banok on July 01, 2016, 02:29:28 am
Making the thread about an egomaniac with the persons name as the thread title.
SMARTZ
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Kadeth on July 01, 2016, 02:37:57 am
wow guys, the amount of EU drama lately :!:
why u hef to be so mad xDDD
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Porthos on July 01, 2016, 03:20:57 am
I went on EU1 for like 5 minutes, and in those 5 minutes TM challenged him to a 1v1 for 200k. TM was like "Hey man, I don't have any looms or any money" and Bjord was all "hey dog I have 2.4million and all looms doesn't me3n sh1t to me bruh" and then TM was all "Ok 200k you wont beat me". They must've went to EU3 and TM taught Bjord a lesson.
It looks like TM spanked that lil hobbit bitch, nuttin' but a gayfish. Tuned that nerd up, big time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxWzqChvfo
P.S How do I post youtube videos properly?
Actually we agreed first 1 duel for 100k. I won and then hes inner jew grew and wanted ft7 I won about 5 duels but he kept whining me not playing fair since I kept nudging the crap out of him so I won him couple times dueling "fair" until I got bored and left. 5/5 Would duel again. :lol:
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Torben on July 01, 2016, 08:28:32 am
goddamit tuckmunk, there is a huge wolpertinger painted on the side of a house I walk by every day. I actually think of you every day because of that. sick.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Yeldur on July 01, 2016, 09:02:13 am
Actually we agreed first 1 duel for 100k. I won and then hes inner jew grew and wanted ft7 I won about 5 duels but he kept whining me not playing fair since I kept nudging the crap out of him so I won him couple times dueling "fair" until I got bored and left. 5/5 Would duel again. :lol:
I went on EU1 for like 5 minutes, and in those 5 minutes TM challenged him to a 1v1 for 200k. TM was like "Hey man, I don't have any looms or any money" and Bjord was all "hey dog I have 2.4million and all looms doesn't me3n sh1t to me bruh" and then TM was all "Ok 200k you wont beat me". They must've went to EU3 and TM taught Bjord a lesson.
It looks like TM spanked that lil hobbit bitch, nuttin' but a gayfish. Tuned that nerd up, big time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxWzqChvfo
P.S How do I post youtube videos properly?
use [youtube][/youtube] tags but get rid of the S in https://
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bjord on July 01, 2016, 11:42:05 am
Fucking cunts.
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Post by: Paul on July 01, 2016, 11:51:32 am
This is all kinda sad.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Cyber on July 01, 2016, 02:22:18 pm
You have to be crazy to duel Bjord for any amount of money and still expect him to pay up, at this point it's almost your own fault
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Shemaforash on July 03, 2016, 11:25:45 am
Community is toxic anyway, rarely do you meet people who don't flame/blame/complain.
I've noticed that the more forgiving I am, the better people try to play and don't give up because of a few setbacks.
You should be punished for having a shitty attitude.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Bannaz1 on July 03, 2016, 02:58:46 pm
Lets carry on this thread ... because no reason :)
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Nickleback on July 03, 2016, 07:35:04 pm
you delicate fucks ,stop groaning about bjord,you my old friendz can't handle real man
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Leshma on July 04, 2016, 12:53:05 am
Wish I knew how to locate that one picture of Bjord from the early days. You wouldn't ever dare to describe him like that after seeing the picture :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Xant on July 07, 2016, 01:53:38 pm
Real talk though http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/goodbye-crpg/msg1085013/#msg1085013
And that was 2 years ago, not including all the newer stuff, plus it's missing some of his threads/posts
I think it's safe to talk about phases
Well, life is cyclical, Xant.
Either way, many times I had good intentions and just wanted to be accepted and respected but I guess people liked the Bjord they came to hate/love too much.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Xant on July 08, 2016, 06:46:21 am
Either way, many times I had good intentions and just wanted to be accepted and respected but I guess people liked the Bjord they came to hate/love too much.
Shut up, nerd.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Golem on July 08, 2016, 09:06:21 am
I wish admins didn't care about teamhits, then we could enforce morale and teamwork in this cancerous community.
Title: Re: Bjord??
Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 08, 2016, 11:18:30 am
Wish I knew how to locate that one picture of Bjord from the early days. You wouldn't ever dare to describe him like that after seeing the picture :mrgreen: