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Title: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 03:11:48 pm
Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a stubborn son of a bitch, but on the other hand I fucking love myself.

My rules for the rematch.

1. STF characters
2. Unloomed gear
3. FT3
4. No spectators (the other time retards were throwing smoe bombs causing my pc to fps lag.

If I win :

1. You give me back all my shit, plus all of yours.


If I lose, since I do not have anything left, I will put something else on the line.

1. I will personally gift you a cd key of MBG as soon as it gets out.
2. I will ask for a forum name change into Panos_the_bitch_of_Porthos
3. When MBG comes out, I will use the same name for 1 month.


Are you in, boy? Or you only do duels with your high leveled spam master?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Halk on April 29, 2016, 03:20:32 pm
Let this man sleep.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 03:29:12 pm
Is it also possible for Panos' characters to be zombified?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Yuang on April 29, 2016, 03:30:01 pm
　　no zuo no die why you try
　　no try no high give me five
　　why try why high cant be shine
　　you shine you cry still go die
　　no zuo no die dont be shy
　　you shy you die you can try
　　keep try keep shine love that guy
　　but he only say good night

http://video.sina.com.cn/share/video/246936125.swf
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Butan on April 29, 2016, 03:30:24 pm
For the record: Panos held for 5 days before finding a way back :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Falka on April 29, 2016, 03:32:02 pm
"I have nothing, if I lose I'll give you nothing (well, maybe something in the very far and uncertain future), but I demand a rematch". Seems legit.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 29, 2016, 03:35:30 pm
I can understand your willingness to come back, but let's be honest here Panos: You are being a sore-ass loser. Don't be like that.

Besides Leshma has already offered you his account. Take it over and be an abominable remnant. No need to be so sore. The rules were there and you agreed to them. Blame your childish pride for losing it all.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 03:47:45 pm
Take over leshma and pretend you are him, then hack his forum account and post the horrible truth we all know but dont acknowledge
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: karasu on April 29, 2016, 04:29:44 pm
Quote from: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 03:47:45 pm
Take over leshma and pretend you are him, then hack his forum account and post the horrible truth we all know but dont acknowledge


The plot thickens!



ps: there isn't a single post by Yuang that isn't insta +1. Is this love?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 04:41:09 pm
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"heheh was jst kidding :)) ok? unban pls? oke?"
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Yuang on April 29, 2016, 04:41:49 pm
Quote from: karasu on April 29, 2016, 04:29:44 pm
The plot thickens!
ps: there isn't a single post by Yuang that isn't insta +1. Is this love?

I can't play the game, can only hang around on the forum.

PS: love is human nature, when you resonate with someone, it will be released.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 04:44:35 pm
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Bronto on April 29, 2016, 04:57:07 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 03:11:48 pm

4. No spectators (the other time retards were throwing smoe bombs causing my pc to fps lag.


Why didn't you just turn off particles in game?

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: karasu on April 29, 2016, 05:01:20 pm
Quote from: Yuang on April 29, 2016, 04:41:49 pm
I can't play the game, can only hang around on the forum.

PS: love is human nature, when you resonate with someone, it will be released.

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Why can't you play? Lack of time, or due to the server ddos attacks?




Quote from: Bronto on April 29, 2016, 04:57:07 pm
Why didn't you just turn off particles in game?

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It's like blocking. Waste of clicks.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Zeus_ on April 29, 2016, 05:04:47 pm
Its all a ruse, M:BG isnt even the name of the game anymore

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Torben on April 29, 2016, 05:25:15 pm
this kind of belittles the match you had earlier panpan :/
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Butan on April 29, 2016, 05:27:30 pm
Quote from: Torben on April 29, 2016, 05:25:15 pm
this kind of belittles the match you had earlier panpan :/

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I think this is also a good chance to have Panos back and Porthos remain too (without looms lol).
I really appreciate the grit these 2 guys showed but I would prefer they keep accompanying us in cRPG.

Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Torben on April 29, 2016, 05:28:10 pm
Quote from: Butan on April 29, 2016, 05:27:30 pm
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I think this is also a good chance to have Panos back and Porthos remain too (without looms lol).
I really appreciate the grit these 2 guys showed but I would prefer they keep accompanying us in cRPG.

but panos is back already.
and porthos never left.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 05:33:55 pm
How about this:

If Panos wins:
If Porthos wins:
I'd say it's a win-win situation - even if Panos loses, he gets unbanned, and even if Porthos loses, he keeps the gold.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Torben on April 29, 2016, 05:35:53 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 05:33:55 pm
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this is nice
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 05:35:57 pm
IF there is going to be a rematch it should be FT5 at least, no looms (they're OP especially armors) and STF (they are already high level, if i remember correctly 35); the "duels are tiring" sounds like bullshit, its not a 2 hours session of only dueling.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 05:37:42 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 05:33:55 pm


He should keep the looms aswell, it's panos getting a chance of having his account unbanned, that's already something.

Sorry for double posting
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 05:38:06 pm
sry 4 bad ingurish
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Habi on April 29, 2016, 05:44:45 pm
did I miss something?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Falka on April 29, 2016, 05:45:49 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 05:33:55 pm
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Nah, let's make it real. The one who loses, gets a bullet to the head. How about that?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Leshma on April 29, 2016, 05:52:31 pm
Quote from: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 03:29:12 pm
Is it also possible for Panos' characters to be zombified?

Zombie Panos DTV wave, with Son of Zeus and Turkslayer as boss duo (like Ornstein and Smough). That shit could force me to reinstall.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 05:53:55 pm
sorry, porthos died of laughter irl, its his mom who is writing right now. stay tuned, i think we'll figure something out.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Leshma on April 29, 2016, 05:57:38 pm
Quote from: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 03:47:45 pm
Take over leshma and pretend you are him, then hack his forum account and post the horrible truth we all know but dont acknowledge

Forum account is game account as well. M:BG account too. If I was Panos I would take it and persuade Uther to change username and character names. Think he has access to database, or maybe chadz keeps it restricted.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
Quote from: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 05:53:55 pm
sorry, porthos died of laughter irl, its his mom who is writing right now. stay tuned, i think we'll figure something out.

are you gonna chicken out?

Or let me guess, you will keep ignoring my challenge and you will hide behind your victory?


Duel me, ft3, unloomed shit, STF.

I do not want your shit, I just want to earn mine back.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 06:10:37 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 05:33:55 pm
How about this:

If Panos wins:
  • Panos gets unbanned
  • His characters get resurrected
  • Porthos gives back only the loomed items
If Porthos wins:
  • Panos gets unbanned
  • His characters don't get resurrected
  • Every new Panos' character is stuck with the title "the bitch of Porthos", unless Panos earns another title
I'd say it's a win-win situation - even if Panos loses, he gets unbanned, and even if Porthos loses, he keeps the gold.

This.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Renay on April 29, 2016, 06:13:28 pm
Quote from: Renay on April 25, 2016, 07:50:50 pm
Btw, I give it 2 weeks before Panos begs for unban  :lol:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Switchtense on April 29, 2016, 06:14:13 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
are you gonna chicken out?

Or let me guess, you will keep ignoring my challenge and you will hide behind your victory?


Duel me, ft3, unloomed shit, STF.

I do not want your shit, I just want to earn mine back.

What are you on about, chicken out?

That is not how any of this works.

You cannot challenge someone 200 times, then say they chicken out when challenging the 201st time, just because you are not satisfied with the previous 200 duels.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Uther Pendragon on April 29, 2016, 06:20:20 pm
Quote from: Renay on April 29, 2016, 06:13:28 pm
Quote from: Renay on April 25, 2016, 07:50:50 pm
Btw, I give it 2 weeks before Panos begs for unban  :lol:

lol

Quote from: Uther Pendragon on April 26, 2016, 05:44:30 pm
its beggining

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 06:25:02 pm
Quote from: Switchtense on April 29, 2016, 06:14:13 pm
What are you on about, chicken out?

That is not how any of this works.

You cannot challenge someone 200 times, then say they chicken out when challenging the 201st time, just because you are not satisfied with the previous 200 duels.

Wow, I guess the same coin is one sided eh?

I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.

How is that different?


I agree with the suggestion gurgumul made, as long as the duel rules apply.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 29, 2016, 06:28:22 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:25:02 pm
I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.

And you shouldn't have given a flying fuck about it when people called you chicken. That's where you failed. Also, it goes without saying that it was extremely stupid to bet your account. But then again, you'd be worried about being called other names in case you had turned down the offer, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 06:29:42 pm
Quote from: Daunt_Flockula on April 29, 2016, 06:28:22 pm
And you shouldn't have given a flying fuck about it when people called you chicken. That's where you failed. Also, it goes without saying that it was extremely stupid to bet your account. But then again, you'd be worried about being called other names in case you had turned down the offer, wouldn't you?

I duelled him for the kicks of it, not because I cared about people calling me names.

I just want to re earn my shit back, why is that so bad?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 06:31:10 pm
tite.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 29, 2016, 06:32:49 pm
Of course you want your stuff back, and I have no problems with that (why would I?). But you have put yourself in such a disadvantageous situation that probably nobody is going to blame Porthos for not responding to your call.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gurgumul on April 29, 2016, 06:35:10 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
I do not want your shit, I just want to earn mine back.
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 03:11:48 pm
1. You give me back all my shit, plus all of yours.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Yuang on April 29, 2016, 06:36:33 pm
Quote from: karasu on April 29, 2016, 05:01:20 pm
Why can't you play? Lack of time, or due to the server ddos attacks?

Yes, the server is being attacked by DDOS. :|
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gravoth_iii on April 29, 2016, 06:44:56 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:29:42 pm
I duelled him for the kicks of it, not because I cared about people calling me names.

I just want to re earn my shit back, why is that so bad?

Maybe you shouldnt have set the stakes so high then, if you werent ready to lose it.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: karasu on April 29, 2016, 06:45:36 pm
Quote from: Yuang on April 29, 2016, 06:36:33 pm
Yes, the server is being attacked by DDOS. :|

Hope something is done soon. Or if the guy eventually grows tired of it.  :|
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 06:46:09 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
are you gonna chicken out?

Or let me guess, you will keep ignoring my challenge and you will hide behind your victory?


Duel me, ft3, unloomed shit, STF.

I do not want your shit, I just want to earn mine back.
nonononono. we will make his dead body to be some kind of mummy or a puppet, the gaming mouse will be attached to his hand, and our family members will pull strings randomly to move his lifeless arms and we hope it will be enough to do all the needed feints and tricks to deal with u not because u r shit, but simply because 2h is THAT easy
Sincerely yours,
Porthos' mom
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 06:48:25 pm
Quote from: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 06:46:09 pm
nonononono. we will make him to be some kind of mummy or a puppet, the gaming mouse will be attached to his hand, and our family members will pull strings randomly to move his lifeless arms and we hope it will be enough to do all the needed feints and tricks to deal with u not because u r shit, but simply because 2h is THAT easy
Sincerely yours,
Porthos' mom
(click to show/hide)

you can trashtalk all you want buddy, but we both know that without your high level and MW spam shit, you are nothing.

I will hit you up on steam, sooner than you think.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Renay on April 29, 2016, 06:49:37 pm
Panos, you finally managed to quit cRPG. Stop while you're ahead.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 06:52:04 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:48:25 pm
you can trashtalk all you want buddy, but we both know that without your high level and MW spam shit, you are nothing.

I will hit you up on steam, sooner than you think.
pls dont punch me via steam u baddie :(
and am i missing something, or you are on my steam friends list for like 2 years already, rofl.
aaaand stop distracting me from answering your original post, we will fite. but not today, i'm afraid

Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on April 29, 2016, 06:53:57 pm
Quote from: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 06:52:04 pm
pls dont punch me via steam u baddie :(
and am i missing something, or you are on my steam friends list for like 2 years already, rofl.
aaaand stop distracting me from answering your original post, we will fite. but not today, i'm afraid

I meant ill pm you on steam  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Oberyn on April 29, 2016, 06:55:45 pm
On one hand, I am disapoint in Panos's addiction getting the better of him. On the other, Porthos holding my magnificent looms is disgusting and unnatural. So it is signed, I can only approved.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Falka on April 29, 2016, 06:57:34 pm
Okay, so I went through a few pages of this other thread, where it all started. Looks like Porthos offered to fight a duel with Penos for 1 million, lost, lost 2 more times and then, when Penos felt confident enough, he pulled out this:

Quote from: Porthos on April 21, 2016, 10:57:09 pm
Therefore I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7, main chars and looms on. The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned. Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.

Nice ruse Porthos, very clever, very clever, indeed  :lol:

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Bronto on April 29, 2016, 07:14:11 pm
Quote from: Falka on April 29, 2016, 06:57:34 pm
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Porthos is an evil genius.......
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Asheram on April 29, 2016, 07:15:11 pm
chicken
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 07:30:32 pm
What if porthos lost on puprose just to be sure he d accept the offer? Now he pretends to be "apology for bad english" to cover himself but this guy is a genius clearly.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 07:32:37 pm
Okay, I kinda gave up my idea to make a detailed reply, since I'm not quite sure what's this bullshit all about (I mean are you serious or pretending to act like retarded?), but I just still have a few points that seem relevant to me:

1st - I was never really think you would ever came up with idea like that. It seems really weird to me. I mean, I know I'm kinda lighthearted person, and now it just looks like are trying to make use of this side of my character. You know, in my initial proposal I suggested a loser to be muted/banned from these forums, but I never really believed that you would act this way and agreed to let you talk. I imagined yourself like a mature one and expected you would act different. Now, if you look at my posts after the duel, I already agreed to unban you and give back all the loomed items I've got from you. Lol, and what for do you challenge me now? Is this just like your e-peen hurts that much?

2nd - Characters. Your char was 36 lvl (according to this screen (http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/please-chadz-fix-c-rpg/msg1223692/#msg1223692)). My char was (and still is) 37 with 2 skill points in shield, which was obviously not useful during the duel. Is this really such a big difference? Sounds like an excuse. But ok - you are obviously don't even have any characters anymore, so that stf thing sounds legit.

3rd - About loomed items we used in duel. I can't get it too? I mean, I had my loomed set and weapon, you had the loomed set and weapon. It's not like me had any advantage or whatsoever. But fine, if you want to fight w/o looms - I agree with that (again, you don't have any mw items right now anyway, i get it).

I wanted to say something more, but that's enough bla-bla, since it is obvious to me like you're acting foolish.

tl/dr - I never expected you will behave this way and your idea sounds like a total bullshit to me, but im up for rematch simply because m0d is d3d.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Umbra on April 29, 2016, 07:37:50 pm
I have said it before. Only way out of this mod is in a fucking coffin
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Zeus_ on April 29, 2016, 07:51:12 pm
I challenge both Panos and Porthos to a 2v1 ft500 pike duel on the AUSI server

the WINNER gives all their shit to the loser.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 29, 2016, 07:54:50 pm
At least grind a few gens for some heirloom points and then demand a rematch  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Switchtense on April 29, 2016, 08:15:28 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:25:02 pm
Wow, I guess the same coin is one sided eh?

I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.

How is that different?


I agree with the suggestion gurgumul made, as long as the duel rules apply.

It's not any different. Had I seen his post I would have said the same thing.

Doing it yourself now does not make you any better than him though.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Switchtense on April 29, 2016, 08:19:01 pm
Quote from: Zeus_ on April 29, 2016, 07:51:12 pm
I challenge both Panos and Porthos to a 2v1 ft500 pike duel on the AUSI server

the WINNER gives all their shit to the loser.

Apart from the ft500 this would actually be a fucking brilliant thing to witness.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: hellou on April 29, 2016, 08:21:47 pm
This guy must be political leader of modern greece  :lol:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 08:29:59 pm
Quote from: darmaster on April 29, 2016, 07:30:32 pm
What if porthos lost on puprose just to be sure he d accept the offer? Now he pretends to be "apology for bad english" to cover himself but this guy is a genius clearly.
I'm not pretending like my English is bad to cover myself, or something. It is just obvious to me. You can ensure yourself once you'll see me speak english in-game. And if I just don't want to look totally retarded on forums and use translators, it don't make me feel like genius (and yet I know I still make lots of mistakes from a linguistic point of view). I'm 100% satisfied with my native language and I did some little cheeky stuff here and there in .ru internet segment under the different nicknames. But I'm very disappointed with my English. I'm not familiar with its mass culture, like movies or books, as much as I'm familiar with the russian one, so I'm missing all the references and citations mostly. I never attended to chans, so I'm not capable of memes :(. And so on. I'd rate my russian 9/10 (because I still suck at orthography sometimes), and my English is something like 6.5/10 in the very best case.

And no, I neither want to lose and I won't lose, I'm sure. I remember that two times I missed some really random swings from him during the duel when he was already almost dead and I was surprised to see him still moving, and I removed the blocks slightly earlier than needed (I'm used to act preemptively because of the server lags, and when there is none - it started to play a cruel joke with me). Other than that it was boring and easy fight - he desperately tried to kick me and to perform the overhead stun like 100 times. So if you haven't seen our duel with your eyes - you haven't missed anything. It was a shitty one. In the end I was so bored that I tried to end him off with my classic "pink hello kitty ninja with a paper bag on his head" outfit, but I forgot that I've quit my char from the clan for the Hobo's event so it was surprising to see me all-red instead of full-pink, not to mention that Panos is a really god-like kicker (I really give him credit for it), and that's how he scored his last point. If not that - it would be 7-4, or even 7-2, if I would give no major fuck ups 8-)
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Algarn on April 29, 2016, 08:48:18 pm
Quote from: Umbra on April 29, 2016, 07:37:50 pm
I have said it before. Only way out of this mod is in a fucking coffin

All those who left aren't in a coffin. Yet.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Yeldur on April 29, 2016, 08:51:08 pm
tbh before this i never actually saw porthos talk in game lol, i saw like a couple messages but nothing of this level

we have opened pandora's box, porthos is talking now

the world can rest at ease.



Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:25:02 pm
Wow, I guess the same coin is one sided eh?

I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.

How is that different?


I agree with the suggestion gurgumul made, as long as the duel rules apply.
Just in quick relation to this, you often make yourself out to be the best player in C-RPG, or just generally arrogant as a whole, I'm not saying you ARE, I'm saying in game you act like this, the reason you are getting called a coward is BECAUSE of this. You developed a character who was arrogant and ready to bash peoples faces in, Porthos didn't even speak in game, like ever. The fact that you decline a challenge seems like you are betraying your character, whereas Porthos is not.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Zeltino on April 29, 2016, 09:00:44 pm
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: the real god emperor on April 29, 2016, 10:37:35 pm
If someone doesn't record it this time I will be terribihorribisad.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 29, 2016, 10:44:42 pm
Quote from: Kratos on April 29, 2016, 10:37:35 pm
If someone doesn't record it this time I will be terribihorribisad.
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 03:11:48 pm
4. No spectators (the other time retards were throwing smoe bombs causing my pc to fps lag.
so we will duel again and again and again until he wins we're dying of old age, i guess :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: AwesomeHail on April 29, 2016, 10:58:26 pm
Well people can go spectator mode but not spectate with their characters in the way.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on April 30, 2016, 12:46:46 am
Idk people, as my laughter gone, I just feel like woah. It seems like a very little part of you got it right. I don't know, did it really looked like I wanted to show the size of my virtual penis, or did Panos really felt offended by my chicken statements? Well, remembering your attitude towards GTX, I should've known that lots of people take the gaming shit too serious, but it still amazes me. Or maybe it's again my bad English skill, not allowing me to make my posts look sarcastic or factitious (Im not sure if this is a right word, I can't find any suitable term for the russian word "наигранный"). Anyway, just to let you know how I see the picture from my side (hope it helps):
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And just to sum it up:
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:25:02 pm
I beat porthos 3 times, took 2 mil from him, yet when I was sceptical about his challenge for a 4th duel people started calling me a chicken.
Dear Panos, if this is where from all your butthurt comes, then I'm sorry for being a troll and calling you chicken and stuff. I don't know why did you took that so serious. It seems to me like you feel that your public image was damaged. Well, if you care that much about your gaming reputation - I'm your man. We'll fight after the Labour Day holidays (30.04.2016-03.05.2016 here in Russia), because I simply cannot play the game right now (I expect arrival of my brother and his wife, so I will spend my time celebrating the holidays with them). On the other hand if this thing is an issue:
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on April 29, 2016, 06:29:42 pm
I just want to re earn my shit back, why is that so bad?
As I said already several times, I'm up to return your items to you, there's no need to fight for it. But if your ego can't handle it this way - I will fight you just to satisfy your feelings. Don't expect me to lose though. Ft3 is fine - as I remember during the duel event our score was 2-0, 2-2, 3-2, 3-4, 6-4, 6-5, 7-5. And all our duels prior that were kind of comical ones - I'm not good with the stabby poles and that's why you've won your 1st mil (0-3), second one was just for fun, and none of us were trying hard (2-3 with me using my light armored char and katana), and during the third one (2-3 with our main chars and looms on) I was kind of attack-minded and did not pay much attention to protect myself from being kicked by you, simply because I thought we were duelling for fun. So, I have my reasons to believe that I'm no worse than you from the duelling/e-peeing/whatever point of view. But I will surely not bother with training myself like to dress up Xesta and Eldar Boss (thanx guys again :)) in your clothes and duel them all day long on EU3 before duelling with you like I did it last time (and you must be kidding me for real, keep saying that 3+ duels too tedious). It would be even more retarded than doing that 1st time :mrgreen:

And no, I don't need M:BG key. Thank you, but I know how to make money and I want to know what kind of this game would be like before I buy it. I don't want to rename yourself to anything, especially when it sounds so childish (wtf is this bitch_of stuff, are you 7 y/o, please). My only condition is - if you lose, you should accept it. There will be no rematches or whatsoever, it will be the last one final duel between me and you in c-rpg (am I making myself clear? :mrgreen:). This means that if you lose duel this time - then all your masterworks remain with me, so I could arrange the loom giveaway, like I wanted to do. (http://forum.melee.org/general-discussion/our-server-has-been-attacked-continuously!/msg1224886/#msg1224886)

Sorry everyone, I know it is too much of words and stuff, but I kind of forced myself to come up with these at last. I mean, in the end it was me who started it, so now I give up being sarcastic or trollish and just trying to find a way to hook myself off from the thing which seems to me like an endless spiral spin way down to the total retardation.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Uther Pendragon on April 30, 2016, 12:47:47 am
Quote from: Kratos on April 29, 2016, 10:37:35 pm
If someone doesn't record it this time I will be terribihorribisad.

I tried recording the last duel but I only got first 2 fights, after that I turned it off because I felt bad for Panos :lol: and also I was out of memory due to earlier recording of theme battle, video coming tomorrow day after tomorrow because sony Vegas is a crashing bitch
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Akronus97 on April 30, 2016, 12:56:40 am
I volunteer to pretend I am Panos and fight for him (and take 50% of possible win while I don't suffer from any paying obligations) :3
Can't be too hard be greek and hate on turks all day long like Panos does :P

Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Leshma on April 30, 2016, 01:00:28 am
Quote from: Algarn on April 29, 2016, 08:48:18 pm
All those who left aren't in a coffin. Yet.

Dude, I'm tweeting this from the other side...
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Leshma on April 30, 2016, 01:07:55 am
Quote from: Yeldur on April 29, 2016, 08:51:08 pm
we have opened pandora's box, porthos is talking now

Porthos is twat aye, almost on same level as me and Mr Greece. Which is exactly why I love them both :D

When I think of it, last year before I got pb'd used to be quiet a lot. You missed a lot, Penos isn't the only guy whos global chitchat makes you want to gouge your eyes out, after alt+x didn't help relieve the symptoms. Good thing others are laying low after being muted by admins for far too many times. At least you got Panagiotis and Xesta.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: McKli_PL on April 30, 2016, 01:15:26 am
Quote from: Leshma on April 30, 2016, 01:07:55 am
Porthos is twat aye, almost on same level as me and Mr Greece.
still its better to be a 'twat' or 'mr Greece' than a nab cake forum warrior Leshma 8-)
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Guray on April 30, 2016, 01:27:24 am
This thread sounds familiar to me from somewhere..
I heard that Panos likes to get humiliated and then call for a rematch  8-)

Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on February 25, 2016, 07:05:00 pm
I knew that you would come, but please do tell why you keep on declining my challenge for a rematch.


I challenge you now, for 9 +3 MW first to 4, are you in punk?

well shit

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Halk on April 30, 2016, 01:57:42 am
Quote from: Akronus97 on April 30, 2016, 12:56:40 am
I volunteer to pretend I am Panos and fight for him (and take 50% of possible win while I don't suffer from any paying obligations) :3
Can't be too hard be greek and hate on turks all day long like Panos does :P

I will pretend Porthos then. Let's do this
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Mirliva on April 30, 2016, 06:14:16 am
I think it's time for him to change his name as; Porthos_the_GreekSlayer
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Falka on April 30, 2016, 08:24:12 am
Almost feel tempted to offer Penos a duel if he gets unbanned, with all looms and permaban on stake. It would be win-win situation; I win, Penos gets banned. I lose, I give him nothing (because why should I? It's not like he's gonna sue me for these items) and Uthyr wouldn't dare to ban me  8-) Not to mention I haven't touched the game for almost 1,5 year, so no loss on my side.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gurgumul on April 30, 2016, 11:58:56 am
Quote from: Falka on April 30, 2016, 08:24:12 am
Not to mention I haven't touched the game for almost 1,5 year, so no loss on my side.
Please share your secret with us.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Macropus on April 30, 2016, 12:19:01 pm
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Porthos, I demand a rematch.
You're in no place to demand anything. I would've hoped you'd learned your lesson about overplaying your... position.

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Just kidding, the more stupid duels we have, the better, it's all good fun.  :)
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 30, 2016, 12:19:52 pm
Quote from: Gurgumul on April 30, 2016, 11:58:56 am
Please share your secret with us.

I am far more interested in finding out the secret of those who are still playing. Haven't touched it for about over a year myself.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: pogosan on April 30, 2016, 01:30:19 pm
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on April 30, 2016, 01:35:09 pm
Who doesn't love hobos? I am still looking for you guys over there in Grim Dawn, which is my new obsession nowadays. All I find is countless baddies determined to melt my face. I miss the love indeed.

But this mod... Its flesh is rotten and falling apart. It's a sin to keep it in its current permanent vegetative state. I can't be part of this crime, because mod is like:


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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Akronus97 on April 30, 2016, 01:58:04 pm
Quote from: Halk on April 30, 2016, 01:57:42 am
I will pretend Porthos then. Let's do this

Sure, too much time passed since I fought you last time on duel :P

Btw, I am in general not a friend of these....well however you call what panos and porthos do^^
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Renay on May 01, 2016, 05:26:02 am
Quote from: Akronus97 on April 30, 2016, 01:58:04 pm
Btw, I am in general not a friend of these....well however you call what panos and porthos do^^

E-Peen measuring
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Mirliva on May 01, 2016, 09:42:13 am
I heard Panos was in the mod yesterday. :3
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gurgumul on May 01, 2016, 11:43:24 am
Quote from: Mirliva on May 01, 2016, 09:42:13 am
I heard Panos was in the mod yesterday. :3
Uthyr unbanned him soon after the permaban, but Panos is still missing his chars and wealth afaik.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2016, 01:29:52 pm
so when is it going to happen?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Soulreaver on May 02, 2016, 06:28:18 am
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eu drama= china drama
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Yuang on May 02, 2016, 06:52:31 am
Quote from: Soulreaver on May 02, 2016, 06:28:18 am
eu drama= china drama

Yes, its me! :)
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on May 02, 2016, 01:33:13 pm
People keep asking me why don't I take my stuff back from Porthos since he was kind enough to offer them back.

Let me explain something to you guys. In my life I have never accepted handouts, everything I earned & have (not much, but enough for me) I earned it with my hands, my sweat & brain.

I am asking to duel Porthos just for that, neither to insult his great victory, neither to undermine his skill (who I consider one of the best battle players, and always a pain in my ass), nor because I am a narcissist, sore loser who cant accept defeat, over the last 3 years I have lost and earned more than 50 MW items through dueling, never complained once, why do it now?

I just don't want fucking handouts, maybe you yuppies have learned to accept free shit and be happy with that, but I am white trash and I never had that privilege.

Besides that, I have had oberyns looms, and I feel like shit, because he invested the most important thing to get them, his TIME.

So, fuck you all.



Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on May 02, 2016, 01:42:56 pm
Get your ass into Pixel Paladins, you malaka. We have a decent number of looms sitting in the armory all day.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Fasader on May 02, 2016, 01:48:38 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on May 02, 2016, 01:33:13 pm
Let me explain something to you guys. In my life I have never accepted handouts, everything I earned & have (not much, but enough for me) I earned it with my hands, my sweat & brain.

I don't remember you earning your namechanges @@@ you still owe me 500€ for those, thnx.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Oberyn on May 02, 2016, 03:42:34 pm
Dude don't feel bad on my account, I only had like what, 4 MW's? Doubt I would ever use them again even if I could get them back.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Molly on May 02, 2016, 04:24:26 pm
Quote from: Fasader on May 02, 2016, 01:48:38 pm
I don't remember you earning your namechanges @@@ you still owe me 500€ for those, thnx.
Not to mention the gold hand outs we gave him whenever he got himself perma banned again :rolleyes:

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on May 02, 2016, 05:45:02 pm
Sooooooo, Panos. Cassi promised me to send her nudes if I'll rek you again.
That means 3 things:
- The duel will happen
- I won't lose :lol:
- It's time to arrange the time and date. I'm up to fight since tomorrow
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Perverz on May 02, 2016, 06:58:04 pm
is she fat?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Soulreaver on May 02, 2016, 07:01:32 pm
send cassu photo pm pls
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Switchtense on May 02, 2016, 07:04:40 pm
inb4 male nudes incoming
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Ikarus on May 02, 2016, 07:16:52 pm
Oh, you guys. Never change plz

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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Gurgumul on May 02, 2016, 08:34:25 pm
hey Porthos, I like handouts, so you can give me the stuff kthxbai
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Butan on May 02, 2016, 09:58:37 pm
Quote from: Porthos on May 02, 2016, 05:45:02 pm
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inb4 panos pretends he lost to get nekid pics
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Paul on May 03, 2016, 04:20:24 pm
Quote from: Panos_the_Bear on May 02, 2016, 01:33:13 pm
Let me explain something to you guys. In my life I have never accepted handouts, everything I earned & have (not much, but enough for me) I earned it with my hands, my sweat & brain.

I thought you were in the army.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: darmaster on May 05, 2016, 01:55:48 am
When? WHEN?
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on May 05, 2016, 01:58:56 am
dunno, im eager to see cassi's nudes aswell, but ask panos. it seems to me like he has changed his mind :o
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: the real god emperor on May 05, 2016, 02:01:40 am
Quote from: Porthos on May 02, 2016, 05:45:02 pm
Cassi promised me to send her nudes if I'll rek you again.

Panties drop when you gayspam with the miaodao.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: zottlmarsch on May 05, 2016, 09:59:05 am
Quote from: Porthos on May 05, 2016, 01:58:56 am
dunno, im eager to see cassi's nudes aswell, but ask panos. it seems to me like he has changed his mind :o

It's been nearly 2years but I'm pretty certain the last time I met Cassi he was a like a 17 y.o guy. Can't remember if he was one of the ones who got their dicks out so can't 100% comfirm either way.... Krems parties are weird.
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: pogosan on May 05, 2016, 10:06:54 am
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on May 05, 2016, 05:26:50 pm
Quote from: zottlmarsch on May 05, 2016, 09:59:05 am
It's been nearly 2years but I'm pretty certain the last time I met Cassi he was a like a 17 y.o guy. Can't remember if he was one of the ones who got their dicks out so can't 100% comfirm either way.... Krems parties are weird.
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Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Umbra on May 05, 2016, 07:44:33 pm
Girl playing crpg, dream on Porthos
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Porthos on May 05, 2016, 07:49:16 pm
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pls dont bring a smoke bombs this time or just stay in spectators. thanks :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Habi on May 05, 2016, 08:13:06 pm
I totally want to see this shit duel :D
Title: Re: Porthos, I demand a rematch.
Post by: Panos_ on May 05, 2016, 10:18:48 pm
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I lost again  :(


Looks like I will focus on being the best battle lancer from now on!