And because my OP is gay as fuck, I need to regain some of my testosterone!
friend.
Do you know why I still play c-rpg after 5+ years?cos dat game is full of Turks
cos dat game is full of Turks
cos dat game is full of Turks
WOOOOOHOOOOO Paul s here!
Prepare for a cynical joke people!
I love you aswell, Paul!
Birds of a feather flock together.
I am a motherfucking beast lancer (you cannnot deny that)I can. Let's fight 1 mil duel, with the polearm you choose, and I'll prove you ain't any good.
Do you know why I still play c-rpg after 5+ years?
It is still, the most challenging game/mod I have ever played, and even now, after 5+ years, and even though I am a motherfucking beast lancer (you cannnot deny that) there are still players who can destroy me pretty easy , also there are tons of good players out there, who always keep me focused on my game session and they are the reason that I still play the mod!
Shout out to the below players!
Goldkick, for being one of the best Turkish players and one of the best polearmers!
Saxon, dude you are a motherfucking beast (you have to start squating though)
Austriano, mate when I see you owning people with your light geared alt, I always smile!
Exiled_Overlord, dude you are one of the best lancers atm, and I always feel good when I kill you!
Spamwhore, fuck you, you scandinavomongolian twat!
^ I will probably add more names to the above list, as soon as I remember them!
Also, fuck you all veteran bundle of stickss who left c-rpg, ok I understand, you want to try new games aswell, but for fuck sake everynow and then join EU1 and spend 1 hour!
Gurni, Chase, Tor, Lezard, Muffin, Alpha, Tommy, Bagge, Teeth... It is always good seeing you guys play and even better when I go against you, you make the game interesting!
Please chadz & cmp, I know I do not have the right to ask you for any favours, but do not forget that c-rpg is your "son" after all!
Please, spend some of your PRECIOUS time to improve it and make it great again, and no matter what, I am sure that people will back you up!
My 2 cents, your friendly Greek, Panos!
I can. Let's fight 1 mil duel, with the polearm you choose, and I'll prove you ain't any good.
Sure thing, but with skip the fun characters and no loomed items, deal?Sure thing. Name the weapon.
Also, fuck you all veteran bundle of stickss who left c-rpg, ok I understand, you want to try new games aswell, but for fuck sake everynow and then join EU1 and spend 1 hour!
Sure thing. Name the weapon.
Sure thing. Name the weapon.
you can play with whatever weapon/gear/build you wantThere's no point of me taking katana and spam shit out of you like I do on eu1 every day once you fell off your horse. I want to fight with the very same weapon as you would. You said you're a good lancer, choose a weapon that you feel you could prove your statement with.
The most challenging (and annoying) game I ever played was csgo. Sry.
I can. Let's fight 1 mil duel, with the polearm you choose, and I'll prove you ain't any good.
no, he's shit and i'll prove that :twisted:. banus, name your weapon, and tell me the format (best of 1, 3, 7, whatever) and date (as soon as possible, since it seems that servers were finally restarted with the latest patch, at least there's no retarded lag on my side anymore).
Edit: cRPG launcher is now fixed. 4.5.4.1 patch notes coming soon!
meet you there
Mate, ft3 is all I ask for, and as I said, you can pick whatever gear, weapon you want.
As for the time, I shall join EU3 now, why delay it ;)
So, Penos consecutively beat me 3-0 with the poles and 3-2 with me swinging my beloved katana proving that i'm utter shit and should not be included in the list of crpg heroes he provided. Not too much news, I guess :oops:
I salute you and don't forget to put an offer, mr. greek :P
I would be offending you if I did not accept your gold.
Shout out to the below players!
Austriano, mate when I see you owning people with your light geared alt, I always smile!
I can. Let's fight 1 mil duel, with the polearm you choose, and I'll prove you ain't any good.
Sure thing. Name the weapon.
There's no point of me taking katana and spam shit out of you like I do on eu1 every day once you fell off your horse. I want to fight with the very same weapon as you would. You said you're a good lancer, choose a weapon that you feel you could prove your statement with.
no, he's shit and i'll prove that :twisted:. banus, name your weapon, and tell me the format (best of 1, 3, 7, whatever) and date (as soon as possible, since it seems that servers were finally restarted with the latest patch, at least there's no retarded lag on my side anymore).
So, Penos consecutively beat me 3-0 with the poles and 3-2 with me swinging my beloved katana proving that i'm utter shit and should not be included in the list of crpg heroes he provided. Not too much news, I guess :oops:
I salute you and don't forget to put an offer, mr. greek :P
Also, fuck you all veteran bundle of stickss who left c-rpg, ok I understand, you want to try new games aswell, but for fuck sake everynow and then join EU1 and spend 1 hour!
Gurni, Chase, Tor, Lezard, Muffin, Alpha, Tommy, Bagge, Teeth... It is always good seeing you guys play and even better when I go against you, you make the game interesting!
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waaat? u started to trashtalk qqing about me got rekt u hard when u were letting me "to get away from spawn" (yea, alongside with 5 of your teammates coming at me swinging their weapons) and u didnt say it was for money, so shut up with your butthurt and go away dirty madturk :?
I beg an admin to check the logs of EU1 yesterday, around evening.Yes, please do. It's either me were reading not carefully, or you are trying to scam me. I agree to pay if the money bet thing was true.
PLEASE.
He unironically thinks nudges are part of skillful gameplay.
He unironically thinks nudges are part of skillful gameplay.yes, and i forgot to add no jumps and no hugs also.
I beg an admin to check the logs of EU1 yesterday, around evening.Since both sides asked:
PLEASE.
[18:14:05] kill,Porthos_Woodstock,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,melee,Mighty Long Bardiche,hb_upperarm_lThe very first message you sent to Porthos, and the start of your conversation that evening :lol:
[18:14:09] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,U THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME
[18:14:10] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,my old friend
[18:14:44] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,NO ONE
[18:14:46] kill,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,Odbo_the_defiler,ranged,Yew Longbow,Bodkin Arrows,hb_thigh_r
[18:14:47] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,FUCKS WITH ME
waaat? u started to trashtalk qqing about me got rekt u hard when u were letting me "to get away from spawn" (yea, alongside with 5 of your teammates coming at me swinging their weapons) and u didnt say it was for money, so shut up with your butthurt and go away dirty madturk :?
[18:29:31] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,porthos you fucking spastic, you see that I am not trying to attack you so you could leave the fucking spawn, yet you attack me, why the fuck are you so bad?
[18:31:29] chat,,Panos_the_TurkSlayer,team,dude, if you want to lose a mil again, just tell me
[18:31:44] chat,,Porthos_Woodstock,team,rofl lets do it
[18:31:50] disconnect,Panos_the_TurkSlayer
[18:31:50] death,Panos_the_TurkSlayer
[18:31:52] disconnect,Porthos_Woodstock
[18:31:52] death,Porthos_Woodstock
One million gold is so mainstream...I am still waiting for a duell to the death. that means ft1 and who looses gets his main character deleted.
Why the fuck would I feint mate? Feinting, and all the other things you mentioned are for fucking noobs. I use footwork and kicks, and as it seems those 2 are enough.Ok mate, I find these statements highly offensive, as well as your constant attempts to make a big deal out of my loss. Therefore I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7, main chars and looms on. The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned. Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.
From the 10 kicks I do, 7 will land, and those 7 are enough for me to destroy shitlords like you.
Ok mate, I find these statements highly offensive, as well as your constant attempts to make a big deal out of my loss. Therefore I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7, main chars and looms on. The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned. Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.Buh- but Porthos, my main is a lancer, it no gud at dules. A-And you have the upper hand as 2h anyway so no deal k bby? Only STF, no looms!!!1
The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned.
There's no point of me taking katana.Danish or Ger GS gg no re.
inb4 nobody is going to ban anyone over a duel. :mrgreen:if two ppl accepting terms of bet why not?
if two ppl accepting terms of bet why not?Because yolo, why ban anyone over this? If I was an admin and someone asked me to ban him because he lost a duel, I would reply "Just don't play then, хпхпхпхпхп" and that's it.
Because yolo, why ban anyone over this? If I was an admin and someone asked me to ban him because he lost a duel, I would reply "Just don't play then, хпхпхпхпхп" and that's it.
Also, Xesta, why the fuck do you keep on saying no to my challenge?
Duel me, FT3, STF characters, no gear restriction (unloomed only) for a +3 item, why are you so afraid?
The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned.
He didn't reply yet. But I'd like to fight straight after the hobo's crusaders vs jihadists event, so people could attend to see who is who finally.i always get scared when porthos joins NA one because i know he can fuck my shit up even tho he has 100+ ping :cry: porthos best NA
Ok mate, I find these statements highly offensive, as well as your constant attempts to make a big deal out of my loss. Therefore I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7, main chars and looms on. The loser gets all his game characters and forum account permabanned. Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.
I challenge you to the first official ultimate c-rpgee duel. Ft7
ft7 or gtfo
Be a man and accept your fate, or prove yourself being no more than just another chicken with a big mouth.You made your choise.
I accept all your termsare you kidding me now? it's either you accept ft7 duel or chose yourself to be a chicken. What's wrong, Panos? CHICKEN???
I believe I've made my terms to be crystal clear. Ft7 only, since it is the best way to show the true skill superiority and to exclude the factor of random mistakes. And no, Panos, it's not your time to set the rules. We did 3 duels by your rules and you came out the winner. It's ok, but it seems like you were unable to get over with it. You still feel the need to make a big deal of it and I know very well that the only way to shut you up is to remove you from this game/forums completely. Therefore you either accept my rules, or keep on clucking, since I don't care much anymore what the words could came out the mouth of such chicken as you are.(click to show/hide)
this thread is gold and true crpg. starts off with love message, ends with epeen coursing and dueling for permaban haha
When is this battle taking place? We need someone to referee it and to have all the spectators come, this shall be the duel of the century!
I nominate myself for the person in the commentators stand.
When is this battle taking place?
I'd like to fight straight after the hobo's crusaders vs jihadists eventThat means today, if my opponent doesn't mind. I renamed my main for the event, and it suits well both to it's theme as well as to kicking Panos out of this game :mrgreen:
23 April (SATURDAY)Today, straight after this one ends. I'd like to participate here 1st. And I hope it's good with Panos too.
at 20:00 (8pm) UTC
It is:
22:00 for most of the Europe (France, Germany, Austria, Poland, etc.)
4 PM for Eastern US (New York, Washington, Boston, etc.)
1 PM for Western US (Los Angeles, San Francisco, etc.)
direct hate to PorthosMANY THANKS :(
Think now finally time has come for... wettest dream Panos had since his fathers semen impregnated his poor mother, will become reality.
Yes my dear Panagiotios, some time after we celebrate greatest communist holiday known to Lenin you'll get exclusive right to play see-argh-pee-gee-i-jo-eee as the most iconic character of the mod series, lead writer of all Strategus drama and the worst human being you'll ever lie your eyes upon. Of course I'm talking about Leshma.
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You scoundrel! I challange thee to a gentlemans duel! If, you refuse I shall downvote your every post. If, you dare to fight me(1v1 irl fgtPorthos won the duel with Panos, 7-5.
Panos is therefore permanently banned, his belongings transfered to Porthos, and Panos' characters are all killed.
Both sides agreed to this beforehand and would hate me if I wouldn't do what they asked me to do, so if you have any objections, direct hate to Porthos or Panos :wink:
you have to give up your life or FREE PANOSYes, why not? I started this, and now I shall face the consequences, I guess. Since all Panos' characters are already terminated, and his looms are now used by me, I have no other choise than give up and delete my acc aswell. I'll wait what Uther says.
In retrospect perhaps leaving all my looms and money with Panos was not the best idea.This is perfect
I will duel anyone over this half eaten apple on my desk.add all your looms and gold on it, and count me in
Winner gets to eat it, while loser must not eat any apples for at least 15 minutes.
Anyone on?
add all your looms and gold on it, and count me in
kek ;P
Got no looms anyway :Deat your fruit then, peasant.
eat your fruit then, peasant.
oh yes, let the shitstorm begins :lol:Yes, why not? I started this, and now I shall face the consequences, I guess. Since all Panos' characters are already terminated, and his looms are now used by me, I have no other choise than give up and delete my acc aswell. I'll wait what Uther says.
p.s. and NO! Do not even think about going through my posts and downvote them, YOU scoundrel! :evil:
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new poll - what nick do you think Panos will chose this time?
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Panos_the_Greekprayer
The Japanese-themed Panos character.
He can join my beloved china-server character, Ping_Tu_Hai
shamefurrysounds like a fetish
You are a great player too Panos.I like your style do not change it...
Wait, Panos became cavalry?
Yes, I'm literally a time traveler from 2014.
I dl'd crpg again
Wait, Panos was not always cavalry?
Yes, I'm a newmy old friend :oops: relatively, ok?