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Title: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 19, 2016, 08:28:48 am
It was the best of times
It was the worst of limes

A battle between Freedom and Fascism was being fought in the garnished village of Nova Amere.
Between exotic oak timbers and anuses, the curdles of blood could be heard squirting like popping zits all over the skirmishing parties. Severed Leg ManTM wailed in the distance, as were his ways.
Little did these brave men and manchildren know, this was to be the last battle between the two factions, an abrupt end to a ten year long struggle snuggle.
Deltah lay prone on a roof, hiding wrapped in the flesh blankets of the enemy team's healing tent. The great warrior Miley had struck his larynx with the shaft of his axe and rendered him limp. With guile and subtlety Deltah hung onto his coattails and was dragged to the healing tent with him. Miley did not take notice, for he was too busy bearing the burden of carrying his team. However, some say it's just because he had a soft spot for the Ass Prince. Deltah watched in silent terror as the next events unfolded before his very eyes and ears.

As abrupt and chaotic as is to be expected in battle, a bus that may or may not have been literally on fire, shouted a dark word from an ancient redneck language. A just god smited his voice temporarily as he was bid to by ancient contract. Then, both sides began to shout the dark, melanin enrinched word into the sky like a creamy chocolate wind. At first they did this in jest.

All of a sudden the sky was alight with a wretched purple flame. The poor souls of this battle had angered a lesser deity with their mob like behavior. Purple hellfire descended from the sky, banishing those who offended her to the shadow realm. The men on both sides were startled, but could see straight through this horse shit. They shouted the dark word louder and louder, in protest to the violet deity that kidnapped their comrades.  The deity was struck by such defiance and couldn't contain her flatulent boypucci as she queefed purple bolts of discharge across the lands, mulching the brave warriors like orphans in a wood chipper. Then, a bright golden light appeared in spite of the purple plague. But even he, the god of logic and reasoning, could not contain the vile rage of the purple one. Even his bright light was snuffed out like a candle in the night, a sign that the great Derp truly had forsaken the realm.

The aftermath was bloody and sticky, kind of like afterbirth.
Sperglords cried calls of racism, for they did not want their wive's sons to be tainted by the dark speech of the NCAA.
The surviving autists of Sodomy grew loud and unruly, for their true and just god died that day at the hands of she who should not be named.
It was a sad day, and the final one in the history of many great warriors.

This event was forever to be known as The Great Queefening.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 20, 2016, 01:37:35 am
Put up a poll.

Also apparently Kesh shitposted in every other thread to move this to the second page because I hurt his feelings again :'(

Come on guys, throw up some of those RP's that this mod is known for. I miss those more than I will ever I miss actually playing the game.

Also I'm bumping in hopes that Arty puts up a roleplay from the point of view of Relit's pike.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 01:45:39 am
Put up a poll.

Also apparently Kesh shitposted in every other thread to move this to the second page because I hurt his feelings again :'(

Come on guys, throw up some of those RP's that this mod is known for. I miss those more than I will ever I miss actually playing the game.

Also I'm bumping in hopes that Arty puts up a roleplay from the point of view of Relit's pike.

Man deltah you are desperate for attention that you need to keep starting a new thread and double posting about this old news then bump it.  We don't care, go off and leave already, attentionwhore!

You have already cried in 3 other threads for 11 pages because you had to sit in the corner for 2 days over racism, then you ragesquit, except you spend days more crying on the forums.  It has already been resolved with admins, everyone else has moved on, nobody cares that you quit.  Just leave.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 20, 2016, 02:11:13 am
Man deltah you are desperate for attention that you need to keep starting a new thread and double posting about this old news then bump it.  We don't care, go off and leave already, attentionwhore!

You have already cried in 3 other threads for 11 pages because you had to sit in the corner for 2 days over racism, then you ragesquit, except you spend days more crying on the forums.  It has already been resolved with admins, everyone else has moved on, nobody cares that you quit.  Just leave.

I was never banned in the first place, nor did I say the word in chat. Nice fact checking though. (I've said this to you twice already.)

This is also the only thread I've personally started since 2014.

If you still think anyone is actually trying to defend racism and that the issue was ever about racism, you need to review those threads or talk to any of the admins involved.

I just wanted to make a funny roleplay thread so I could get some laughs before I stopped coming here. You don't need to throw a hissy fit and go into full damage control mode. Get over yourself.

Please stop making up dumb shit. I mean I know you're just trolling but you could at least put some effort into it. It's hilarious that you go on and on about me and my friends being toxic but then you run around and do shit like this all day and night. I've known several people that have quit that game as a direct result of your actions. Please go ahead and find someone who quit the game because of Deltah.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Zeus_ on April 20, 2016, 02:37:47 am
where is the poll option for...

"gonna sit in my mom's basement until NA 1 has more than 20 people in it"

Edit: Now if only i was smart enough to wait and vote after i posted  :?
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 20, 2016, 02:40:55 am
where is the poll option for...

"gonna sit in my mom's basement until NA 1 has more than 20 people in it"

Added as per your request. :)
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 02:54:06 am
Man deltah you are desperate for attention that you need to keep starting a new thread and double posting about this old news then bump it.  We don't care, go off and leave already, attentionwhore!

You have already cried in 3 other threads for 11 pages because you had to sit in the corner for 2 days over racism, then you ragesquit, except you spend days more crying on the forums.  It has already been resolved with admins, everyone else has moved on, nobody cares that you quit.  Just leave.

'Twas the night before crimbus, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even Kesh's salt powered robot. Oh wait, there it goes. Sorry everyone, crimbus is cancelled, kesh ruined it for everyone, just like everything else.

Sail deep into my mind, crawl among my slimy ridges. Know, deep within yourself, that there is no escape from this hell, as tirade after tirade of phallic objects bombard you from all sides.

Kesh mistook the words of the ambiguously gay duo for true racism, and not lobbing words around for the hell of it. It was an awkward situation, one that could only be solved through tact, and blatant disregard of what had actually happened. Kesh succeeds his role for 'Saying someone did something they didn't do', but the enemy ripostes with "But that isn't what happened". Truly a master stroke, Perhaps Kesh's next attack on someone's non-problems will pan out more adequately, but for the time being, it would seem he's busy vigorously studying the inner dimensions of his colon.

stay away from my son's wife's cousin in law twice removed

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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 02:59:01 am
One second, lemme get out of the jizz pool.

   
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                           Somewhere, deep in the depths of the great molten salt lakes of Desire, dozens, I say dozens of white knights were bravely defending his or her honor, so balls deep were they in hermaphroditic boypussy that they could not see through the muff disguising their eyes from the squealing sandworm hidden beneath, deep were the heated grunts of such fedora clad hamgalaxies as they wankulated their angry, squealing DNA rifles onto their own chests with impunity.

       We began our foray into the forbidden sphincter, we could smell the salt in the air, and could feel the shit smearing onto our foreheads every time we forgot to duck, the men trembled with fright as we were beset upon by a full thousand enemas, who all wielded long, ten foot poles with which they vowed not to touch us. But touch us they did, prodding and poking, and the guys stabbing us in the chest with swords weren't helping either, the battle was hard fought, but we were outnumbered and our enemy was lodged high within the colon, no matter the fingers at our disposal, he would not be dislodged, at the end of this battle our men rode through the anal canals on donkey-lampreys, who wriggled most delightedly against my brutal cock-mace, none knew the horror which was about to befall us.

   Suddenly, in the midst of our speech, a word was uttered, a word of power it must have been, so strong was our enemies' cry of indignation. I was busy gnawing on a dying man's entrails at the time, but by the time I had noticed such uttering was going in place, almost half our number had been smitten, a great tide of shit annihilating each of them individually, dragging them deep into the prison, only known as the dreaded 'Safe-Zone.', I was one of the last to go, my shit imprisonment was to last 90 days, but I was let out earlier because the guards didn't want to watch me keep fucking the walls.

                                             Sincerely, and forevermore, My Dick.

Artyem does not condone my actions, and neither should anyone else.


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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Novamere on April 20, 2016, 02:59:33 am
Dam I voted for Bannerlord but I wanted to vote for the last 1 fuck me
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 20, 2016, 03:03:54 am
Dam I voted for Bannerlord but I wanted to vote for the last 1 fuck me

I feel honored that the town this battle was fought in signed itself up for a forum account and posted in this thread.
All hail the sentient village.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Saxton on April 20, 2016, 05:31:18 am
I have literally multi-accounted for 3 years and nobody has noticed.

I also say cunt at least once per shitpost

I was going to dupe the EVERLIVING FUCK out of my gear at uxkal but some asscunt got salty and backed out

ban now?
(you DID say autism is encouraged!)
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Grytviken on April 20, 2016, 05:44:17 am
Dam I voted for Bannerlord but I wanted to vote for the last 1 fuck me

game looks gud

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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 20, 2016, 09:51:00 am
The Final Battle


It was the dead of night, in the heart of Mossbackistan.
The forces of SODOMY marched all through the night, stalking their prey through the woods.
Their tigers were crouched, and their dragons were hidden.
The remnants of the FCC were hiding there, plotting and planning their takeover of the idle continent.
Would anyone oppose such a brilliant strategem?
SODOMY would.

A small warparty composed of Mossback forest rangers, Kesh's wife's sons, a Frisian freedom fighter, and Deltah slowly advanced through the brush.
Keshian's sentries were as idle as the lands they had planned to take, and had their throats slit by the plucky band of Sodomite irregulars.

By the time FCC's forces knew what was happening, the Sodomites were already upon them.
One of them made out Deltah's face hiding under a chinese helmet, supplied to him by a stolen weapons cache that Dracul had taken in strat 4.
"I THOUGHT YOU QUIT OF THE RAGE?," the man cried.
Deltah's rusty walmart machete replied for him, as he plunged it deep into the sperg's bulging gut.
"Good fight," spoke Deltah.

The battle was over as quickly as it began.
Sperg blood thoroughly coated the encampment, and some say its salty contents still taint the earth to this very day.




Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Sparvico on April 20, 2016, 09:55:38 am
The Final Battle


It was the dead of night, in the heart of Mossbackistan.
The forces of SODOMY marched all through the night, stalking their prey through the woods.
Their tigers were crouched, and their dragons were hidden.
The remnants of the FCC were hiding there, plotting and planning their takeover of the idle continent.
Would anyone oppose such a brilliant strategem?
SODOMY would.

A small warparty composed of Mossback forest rangers, Kesh's wife's sons, a Frisian freedom fighter, and Deltah slowly advanced through the brush.
Keshian's sentries were as idle as the lands they had planned to take, and had their throats slit by the plucky band of Sodomite irregulars.

By the time FCC's forces knew what was happening, the Sodomites were already upon them.
One of them made out Deltah's face hiding under a chinese helmet, supplied to him by a stolen weapons cache that Dracul had taken in strat 4.
"I THOUGHT YOU QUIT OF THE RAGE?," the man cried.
Deltah's rusty walmart machete replied for him, as he plunged it deep into the sperg's bulging gut.
"Good fight," spoke Deltah.

The battle was over as quickly as it began.
Sperg blood thoroughly coated the encampment, and some say its salty contents still taint the earth to this very day.

The Forces of Good have had their final triumph over the sniveling evil rats this night. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 04:59:36 pm
So all this forum melodrama just for attention.  You don't quit, you cry for 32 pages on the forum and you don't actually quit, still post on forums, still fight in battles, and still move on strat.  Honestly, our peasant gear lost last night didn't matter against your heavily armed army, but showing your hypocrisy fully worth it!  Enjoy the practice shields, while we enjoy your fiefs. :)


BRAVO - great troll!  Though kind of sad in a pitiful sort of way.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 05:21:37 pm
So all this forum melodrama just for attention.  You don't quit, you cry for 32 pages on the forum and you don't actually quit, still post on forums, still fight in battles, and still move on strat.  Honestly, our peasant gear lost last night didn't matter against your heavily armed army, but showing your hypocrisy fully worth it!  Enjoy the practice shields, while we enjoy your fiefs. :)


BRAVO - great troll!  Though kind of sad in a pitiful sort of way.

... Melodrama? Man, nothing can be about fun with you can it.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 05:40:13 pm
... Melodrama? Man, nothing can be about fun with you can it.

Really uncreative weak trolling and racists insults - boring and not fun.  Sorry I don't share your stupidity that finds humor is being racist assholes and then crying that people don't approve.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Westwood on April 20, 2016, 05:42:22 pm
So all this forum melodrama just for attention.  You don't quit, you cry for 32 pages on the forum and you don't actually quit, still post on forums, still fight in battles, and still move on strat.  Honestly, our peasant gear lost last night didn't matter against your heavily armed army, but showing your hypocrisy fully worth it!  Enjoy the practice shields, while we enjoy your fiefs. :)


BRAVO - great troll!  Though kind of sad in a pitiful sort of way.
Hey man I'm just trying to waste gear, you'll be able to enjoy your no-enemy 20 man carebear Strat soon :^)
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 07:00:57 pm
Really uncreative weak trolling and racists insults - boring and not fun.  Sorry I don't share your stupidity that finds humor is being racist assholes and then crying that people don't approve.

I'd go into detail about how incredibly dumb you are to think that's the only reason for this whole ordeal, but if literally dozens of people drilling common sense can't get through your thick skull I'm positive that one more surely won't.

That having been said, I'm now going to sit here and explain to you how stupid you are, while you continue to ignore me and call me racist as some form of catch-all.

Now, the whole tirade of untargeted "mean words" let us call them started because desire started threatening to ban people for longer and longer times, when an admin was already handling the situation, I myself was initially banned for 90 days because I said a "bad word". Now, it is fairly obvious that the original bans were intended to actually be that long. However, Desire, realizing her own mental suppression, no doubt when confronted by others with the same or more admin power than her, decided that these ban times were "Obviously" just a bluff (even as they had already happened), and proceeded to reduce those ban times to one week. Then, when everyone expressed how immensely flabbergasting it was to ban someone for even a week, for saying a word, it was reduced to two days.

The point is not that we were defending racism, we were simply perplexed that a problem, in chat, could not be resolved with mutes, rather than 90 day bans. Especially when, what you call racism, was merely a word being said completely out of any context, with nobody actually being the target of it. Except for the one guy that actually called someone said word and told them to go kill themselves, and he didn't even get a ban.

Please stop hijacking our roleplaying thread. It's very serious, you see. Also your talk of melodrama is spreading melodrama, how dare you sir. How very gosh darn dang you.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 07:19:39 pm
I'd go into detail about how incredibly dumb you are to think that's the only reason for this whole ordeal, but if literally dozens of people drilling common sense can't get through your thick skull I'm positive that one more surely won't.

That having been said, I'm now going to sit here and explain to you how stupid you are, while you continue to ignore me and call me racist as some form of catch-all.

Now, the whole tirade of untargeted "mean words" let us call them started because desire started threatening to ban people for longer and longer times, when an admin was already handling the situation, I myself was initially banned for 90 days because I said a "bad word". Now, it is fairly obvious that the original bans were intended to actually be that long. However, Desire, realizing her own mental suppression, no doubt when confronted by others with the same or more admin power than her, decided that these ban times were "Obviously" just a bluff (even as they had already happened), and proceeded to reduce those ban times to one week. Then, when everyone expressed how immensely flabbergasting it was to ban someone for even a week, for saying a word, it was reduced to two days.

The point is not that we were defending racism, we were simply perplexed that a problem, in chat, could not be resolved with mutes, rather than 90 day bans. Especially when, what you call racism, was merely a word being said completely out of any context, with nobody actually being the target of it. Except for the one guy that actually called someone said word and told them to go kill themselves, and he didn't even get a ban.

Please stop hijacking our roleplaying thread. It's very serious, you see. Also your talk of melodrama is spreading melodrama, how dare you sir. How very gosh darn dang you.

Which admin exactly? I assume we were all at the same Strat battle yes? I assume we all read the same chat, we all saw the same Tristan's video. So which admin exactly was handling any situation besides Desire? You mean the one's joining in the bandwagon? or the one's that were trying to handle it afterwards?
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 07:26:35 pm
Which admin exactly? I assume we were all at the same Strat battle yes? I assume we all read the same chat, we all saw the same Tristan's video. So which admin exactly was handling any situation besides Desire? You mean the one's joining in the bandwagon? or the one's that were trying to handle it afterwards?

I mean arty, who had started by muting people who were saying it, before Desire hijacked the whole thing and turned it into a massive debacle, and then went back and retroactively banned 11 more people for saying the word. Seriously, if people saying words is against the rules, stop them from saying words with a mute, and if they dodge the mute, ban them for mute dodging. It's that friggin' simple.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 07:30:42 pm
I mean arty, who had started by muting people who were saying it, before Desire hijacked the whole thing and turned it into a massive debacle, and then went back and retroactively banned 11 more people for saying the word. Seriously, if people saying words is against the rules, stop them from saying words with a mute, and if they dodge the mute, ban them for mute dodging. It's that friggin' simple.

I guess your memory is a little foggy of the whole situation. You show symptoms of being triggered by PTSD. I know the signs brother.

Sorry to disappoint but Arty wasn't handling shit. I just saw the video last night and was not at all surprised Arty was involved in all this, on the wrong side I might add. I understand if you have personal feelings involved but you should step back and look at this matter impartial and unemotional.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 07:38:40 pm
I guess your memory is a little foggy of the whole situation. You show symptoms of being triggered by PTSD. I know the signs brother.

Sorry to disappoint but Arty wasn't handling shit. I just saw the video last night and was not at all surprised Arty was involved in all this, on the wrong side I might add. I understand if you have personal feelings involved but you should step back and look at this matter impartial and unemotional.

He muted the first two people who started that. I was in the TS at the time, and he was actively discouraging people (myself as well) from saying stupid shit. The person that for some reason vaguely sounds like him in that video encouraging people is not Artyem, but that guy named Chicken.

From what I can tell Artyem gave up on the whole thing after desire started handing out month+ bans for people saying a bad word, and he only said the word when someone asked what word was getting everyone banned. Which, while purposeful, was also just answering a question.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: chesterotab on April 20, 2016, 07:46:41 pm
I myself was initially banned for 90 days because I said a "bad word". Now, it is fairly obvious that the original bans were intended to actually be that long. However, Desire, realizing her own mental suppression, no doubt when confronted by others with the same or more admin power than her, decided that these ban times were "Obviously" just a bluff (even as they had already happened), and proceeded to reduce those ban times to one week. Then, when everyone expressed how immensely flabbergasting it was to ban someone for even a week, for saying a word, it was reduced to two days.

The point is not that we were defending racism, we were simply perplexed that a problem, in chat, could not be resolved with mutes, rather than 90 day bans. Especially when, what you call racism, was merely a word being said completely out of any context, with nobody actually being the target of it. Except for the one guy that actually called someone said word and told them to go kill themselves, and he didn't even get a ban.

I have been saying for years that the only good admin is a dead admin. However, there is no way Desire actually intended to keep people banned for 90 days+, I bet even the longest bans given out would have been no more than a week if appealed (I was perma banned in game for saying "don't say friend", with 0 ban history). I guess I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

I for sure agree with you about muting first though. That would have worked on me at least.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 07:50:12 pm
He muted the first two people who started that. I was in the TS at the time, and he was actively discouraging people (myself as well) from saying stupid shit. The person that for some reason vaguely sounds like him in that video encouraging people is not Artyem, but that guy named Chicken.

From what I can tell Artyem gave up on the whole thing after desire started handing out month+ bans for people saying a bad word, and he only said the word when someone asked what word was getting everyone banned. Which, while purposeful, was also just answering a question.

Even if it wasn't Artyem encouraging people to bandwagon (highly doubtful but say he didn't), it still speaks volumes of his inability to make a decision or judgement on the situation. All this while under pseudonym which if memory serves should be harsher of a sentence. Now I don't want it to seem like it was all Artyem fault because he didn't force anyone to do anything. A lot of people were in the wrong but Admins should be held to a higher standard. ALL ADMINS. We were all there. I didn't see Artyem mute anyone. maybe afterwards but that would of been to save face after the fact.

I really hope the top Admins look at the logs and figure this mess out and show that the inability to admin while witnessing all that was going on is just as bad or worst as the TROLO Crew chat riot.

BTW all of it seems funny to me and I hate everyone equally. I'm on no one's side.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Bronto on April 20, 2016, 07:53:48 pm
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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: chesterotab on April 20, 2016, 07:55:07 pm
In the Age of Ancients, Calradia was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of grey crags, arch-trees and everlasting trade simulator. Then there was Kesh, and with Kesh came Disparity. Victory and loss, life and death, and of course... EU and NA.

From the servers they came and found the art of bitchery within the forum. Kinngrimm, First amongst backstabbers; Canary and her daughters of Chaos; Hetman, the Lord of Grey, with his faithful multiaccounts; And the furtive njames, so easily forgotten.

With the Strength of Spergs, they challenged the trade simulation. Hetman's mighty accounts peeled apart their straw hats. The forum warriors weaved great shitstorms. Kinngrimm unleashed a miasma of betrayal and butthurt. Arrowaine the spineless betrayed his own and the carebear traders were no more. Thus began the Age of Strategus...

But soon, the servers will fade and only forum will remain. Even now, there are only embers and man sees not daytime, but only endless nights (and rain and fog). Amongst the living are seen carriers of the accursed Acre banner.


holy fuck that's a quality post. absolutely lost it at the bold parts
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Larry on April 20, 2016, 08:07:25 pm
In the Age of Ancients, Calradia was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of grey crags, arch-trees and everlasting trade simulator. Then there was Kesh, and with Kesh came Disparity. Victory and loss, life and death, and of course... EU and NA.

From the servers they came and found the art of bitchery within the forum. Kinngrimm, First amongst backstabbers; Canary and her daughters of Chaos; Hetman, the Lord of Grey, with his faithful multiaccounts; And the furtive njames, so easily forgotten.

With the Strength of Spergs, they challenged the trade simulation. Hetman's mighty accounts peeled apart their straw hats. The forum warriors weaved great shitstorms. Kinngrimm unleashed a miasma of betrayal and butthurt. Arrowaine the spineless betrayed his own and the carebear traders were no more. Thus began the Age of Strategus...

But soon, the servers will fade and only forum will remain. Even now, there are only embers and man sees not daytime, but only endless nights (and rain and fog). Amongst the living are seen carriers of the accursed Acre banner.






See, this guy's got the right idea. This is an RP topic people. Also, HELP MY TEXT IS TRAPPED IN THE QUOTE.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Westwood on April 20, 2016, 08:22:06 pm
I understand if you have personal feelings involved but you should step back and look at this matter impartial and unemotional.
You are not impartial or unemotional. Artyem banned you and you can't let go of that (in other words, you are a Pillar of Salt).

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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 08:46:10 pm
You are not impartial or unemotional. Artyem banned you and you can't let go of that (in other words, you are a Pillar of Salt).

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Except I had no idea what other Admins were involved until last night when I saw the video, but yet I still purposed the removal of any Admin that was involved from the beginning.  Like I said, I can't keep up with pseudonym and new Admins of the week.

TBH it didn't surprise me that he was involved. I called him unfit for Admin for his bias views and not holding the same standard for his buddies months ago. It was only a matter of time really.

I see the salt proposing through your skin. Drink some water.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 20, 2016, 09:38:23 pm
apparently Kesh shitposted in every other thread to move this to the second page

lmao

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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Artyem on April 20, 2016, 10:04:40 pm
Except I had no idea what other Admins were involved until last night when I saw the video, but yet I still purposed the removal of any Admin that was involved from the beginning.  Like I said, I can't keep up with pseudonym and new Admins of the week.

TBH it didn't surprise me that he was involved. I called him unfit for Admin for his bias views and not holding the same standard for his buddies months ago. It was only a matter of time really.

I see the salt proposing through your skin. Drink some water.

The video starts roughly half-way through in the incident.  I'm amazed that you have it in you to write several paragraph posts about something you don't even fully understand.  Go back and read the other three threads about this exact same thing instead of shitting this one up because you're still pissy that you got banned over a month ago.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 10:35:03 pm
I'd go into detail about how incredibly dumb you are to think that's the only reason for this whole ordeal, but if literally dozens of people drilling common sense can't get through your thick skull I'm positive that one more surely won't.

That having been said, I'm now going to sit here and explain to you how stupid you are, while you continue to ignore me and call me racist as some form of catch-all.

Now, the whole tirade of untargeted "mean words" let us call them started because desire started threatening to ban people for longer and longer times, when an admin was already handling the situation, I myself was initially banned for 90 days because I said a "bad word". Now, it is fairly obvious that the original bans were intended to actually be that long. However, Desire, realizing her own mental suppression, no doubt when confronted by others with the same or more admin power than her, decided that these ban times were "Obviously" just a bluff (even as they had already happened), and proceeded to reduce those ban times to one week. Then, when everyone expressed how immensely flabbergasting it was to ban someone for even a week, for saying a word, it was reduced to two days.

The point is not that we were defending racism, we were simply perplexed that a problem, in chat, could not be resolved with mutes, rather than 90 day bans. Especially when, what you call racism, was merely a word being said completely out of any context, with nobody actually being the target of it. Except for the one guy that actually called someone said word and told them to go kill themselves, and he didn't even get a ban.

Please stop hijacking our roleplaying thread. It's very serious, you see. Also your talk of melodrama is spreading melodrama, how dare you sir. How very gosh darn dang you.

I was responding to this post specially. Nothing personal kid. You had your part in it, so be it. I'm just calling it how I see it. If you want to bring up old shit go ahead. I'm talking about the here and now. If I get warned so should Larry. More bias unfit Admin shit?

Edit: Like I said, I just saw the video last night. Like I said. We were all there, it was going on for a while before Desire took any action
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Artyem on April 20, 2016, 10:47:57 pm
Were you there?  Every post you've made so far has made it exceedingly obvious that you actually didn't know the full story, and I'm sure you don't actually care to.

TBH it didn't surprise me that he was involved. I called him unfit for Admin for his bias views and not holding the same standard for his buddies months ago. It was only a matter of time really.

This is you dragging old shit in, an obvious throwback to the time that your own buddy ban threaded you and I banned you for impersonation for one week.

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We were all there, it was going on for a while before Desire took any action

You're beating a dead horse, we've already discussed this on 3+ threads over the course of 5 days, of course you're going to get a warning for trying to regurgitate it in yet another thread.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 10:49:20 pm
The video starts roughly half-way through in the incident.  I'm amazed that you have it in you to write several paragraph posts about something you don't even fully understand.  Go back and read the other three threads about this exact same thing instead of shitting this one up because you're still pissy that you got banned over a month ago.

OR... stop starting new threads to bitch and moan and just leave already Dracul.  You don't play supposedly, except yesterday's battle, lol?? But you still haunt the forums crying out in anguish over a 2-day ban that all the admins have already corrected and is long over.  Honestly, I have never seen anyone cry or bitch or go full drama as you guys have over a measly ban, even people with perma-bans have more dignity.

And yes, we were all there.  It was going on for a while before desire had to step in because Artyem never does anything against any of his own clanmates or friends, one of most biased and shittiest admins Crpg has ever had - and I am including shik and myself in that.  Congrats!



You're beating a dead horse, we've already discussed this on 3+ threads over the course of 5 days, of course you're going to get a warning for trying to regurgitate it in yet another thread.

Yes, yes, this is what dracul is doing in spades!  Do you not see!  Beating this dead horse into oblivion instead of just leaving already like occitan and frisians.  Are you trying to get us to cry over your melodramatic leaving that you need to start a 4th roleplay thread of your crying.  Just stop posting already - we as a community (except for your other friends that quit) DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!


You guys have brought  a whole new level of autism never seen in crpg before!  Even when we used to ally together I remember distinctly you being the whiniest bitches we ever worked with, kept dragging out moaning and worried conversations about strat and I just kept trying to say things to excuse myself from listening to one more crying fest by artyem while he freaked out about every little thing.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 20, 2016, 11:11:14 pm
Were you there?  Every post you've made so far has made it exceedingly obvious that you actually didn't know the full story, and I'm sure you don't actually care to.

This is you dragging old shit in, an obvious throwback to the time that your own buddy ban threaded you and I banned you for impersonation for one week.

You're beating a dead horse, we've already discussed this on 3+ threads over the course of 5 days, of course you're going to get a warning for trying to regurgitate it in yet another thread.

Like I said Artyem, I was responding to Larry's post specifically who was actually pretty civil. He brought this over from other threads, not I. Check him. He specially brought you up and Westwood brought up the old ban, not me. I just responded in kind but let bygones be bygones. You actions hasn't seem to improve since then. Repetition of bad Admining.

BTW for Kesh and I to actually agree on something is actually quiet a sight to behold. It just shows I'm not the only one that sees what is going on here. Really RAY CHARELES can see what is going on here with Arytem. The stars are aligned or something cause I don't think I have actually ever talk to KESH in TS, Steam or ingame for that matter. Yet everyone that sticks up for you seems to be have some kind of affiliation with you. hmmmmmm........
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Lt_Anders on April 21, 2016, 01:32:43 am
Like I said Artyem, I was responding to Larry's post specifically who was actually pretty civil. He brought this over from other threads, not I. Check him. He specially brought you up and Westwood brought up the old ban, not me. I just responded in kind but let bygones be bygones. You actions hasn't seem to improve since then. Repetition of bad Admining.

BTW for Kesh and I to actually agree on something is actually quiet a sight to behold. It just shows I'm not the only one that sees what is going on here. Really RAY CHARELES can see what is going on here with Arytem. The stars are aligned or something cause I don't think I have actually ever talk to KESH in TS, Steam or ingame for that matter. Yet everyone that sticks up for you seems to be have some kind of affiliation with you. hmmmmmm........

Wut?

I have no horse in the game either way, and I stuck for "him," but only cause of the, other threats etc.

But that was like 5 days ago now.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Necrorave on April 21, 2016, 01:40:10 am
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Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Keshian on April 21, 2016, 01:50:44 am
I think you had skill the first time, but honestly, 5th time you posted exact same thing kind of makes you look autistic.  So i guess it fits the entire theme of this thread - autists who quit but can't stop crying about it to everyone who will listen.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 21, 2016, 02:09:14 am
Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
(Btw it's hilarious that you guys are complaining about whining and creating drama and derailing threads and then you two come and do just that to an honest roleplay thread just because it was made by me.)
(I'm just going to go ahead and ignore you guys at this point because you're obviously not self aware. I'll let Necrorave do my speaking for me.)




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^ I liked that a lot. This is what the thread is about.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: xxkaliboyx on April 21, 2016, 03:17:32 am
Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
(Btw it's hilarious that you guys are complaining about whining and creating drama and derailing threads and then you two come and do just that to an honest roleplay thread just because it was made by me.)
(I'm just going to go ahead and ignore you guys at this point because you're obviously not self aware. I'll let Necrorave do my speaking for me.)




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^ I liked that a lot. This is what the thread is about.


Who are you? Like seriously, i do not thnk we ever had any words here or anywhere else ever. I responded to Larry, everyone else jumped it. It was nice and civil. I guess you got those rose tinted glasses that only see what you want to see or just choose to ignore anyone on your "side"  of the fence. I was ready to let it go. You should do the same.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 21, 2016, 03:41:09 am

Who are you? Like seriously, i do not thnk we ever had any words here or anywhere else ever. I responded to Larry, everyone else jumped it. It was nice and civil. I guess you got those rose tinted glasses that only see what you want to see or just choose to ignore anyone on your "side"  of the fence. I was ready to let it go. You should do the same.

Sorry I can't hear you from the top of my bitchin' Harley in secondlife.
I mean, what do you have against COPS anyway? It's a good show.
You should really just come over and do bicep curls with me.
(Tl:DR I let this whole situation go before I made this thread and did it for humor reasons, not my fault if anyone takes offense or wants to bring up old drama from other threads because me calling them a cuck made them lose sleep. Hell, it kinda scares me that you can even agree with someone who's idea of disagreeing with me is to passive aggressively bump every other thread until this one disappears and blatantly ignore every word said against him.)
I kinda wish I could just delete all of the posts unrelated to the roleplay or to the humor. The mods should really get on that. I'll probably have to lock the thread soon at this rate. I'll be leaving cRPG soon anyway and anyone who thinks I'm salty or offended or even toxic is honestly just projecting at this point.
Title: Re: End of Mod RP thread (autism is encouraged)
Post by: Deltah on April 22, 2016, 05:14:40 am
It was a long day, and Kesh's army of personal ball squires had finally made it to New Malayurg. They had planned to take the idle castle in a daring display of bravery and courage. Who could challenge such a tactically superior strategy? Surely no one could stand up to such a bold play.

Or so it seemed. Kesh's forces began laddering up to the seemingly empty fortress, arrogant and proud.
But it was quiet. Too quiet.
Kesh smelled something as foul as he was and began to gag.

The castle walls started to erupt with a virulent typhoon of defecation.
The first wave of men and their ladders were swallowed up and burned away by streams of boiling hot shit.
The raw sewage cascaded down from the walls and soiled the ground that Kesh stood upon.
A formation of archers was struck by what seemed to be a perfectly molded boulder of human waste, probably made by Larry, which exploded on impact.
Mason jars of brown phosphorus rained down upon the remainder of Kesh's forces. They soon succumbed to the deadly combination of broken glass in their eyes and human waste caked into their wounds.
Little did Kesh know, the remaining force of Sodomy had installed a taco bell in their castle, and had been storing raw shit in preparation for Kesh's arrival.

You could say that they wanted to roll out the brown carpet.

R2Salt2 sat atop the castle wall, cackling mechanically and recording this to be later uploaded on a scat thread on 4chan.

Allers couldn't even use his healing tent as it was filled to the brim with Diarrhea. Thus he went home and went back to playing counter-strike.


Finally, it was down to just Kesh and his two valiant pikemen that he paid real life money to protect him every battle.
Then something strange happened. Two grisly phantoms appeared on the battlefield. One of Relit, and one of Diggles. They quickly overcame the cowardly pikemen and tore them inside out for not paying homage to Relit, the patron saint of pikes.
They held kesh down on his knees, and his little t-rex like sperg arms could do nothing against the might of these spectral vengeance seekers.
Then, Kesh's Wife's Son's Father gracefully rode down one of the shit streams in his kayak made from human foreskin and stood over the sperg.
He looked down upon Kesh with a devious smile and dropped trow.
One of the ghost's held his mouth open, as the man squatted down over his face and took the nastiest taco bell beefy burrito fueled shit that was ever taken deep into Kesh's throat. He seemed to keep erupting forever, pushing the brown lava deep into the man's insides. So much so that it forced Kesh's own shit out in order to make room for the fecal matter that now possessed his body.

The king of cucks had died the way he lived. On his knees and completely full of shit.

The End.


(This is how you shitpost)