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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Artyem on April 09, 2016, 10:55:01 am

Title: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Artyem on April 09, 2016, 10:55:01 am
Sentinals of the Dreadwood Order of Mother Yggdrasil

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The GOBBLIN REALM has fallen, and from its ashes rises the Sons of Daruvian Orthodox Militia Youth, a bunch of ragtag dudes in the steppe with no direction.

Sentinals
Artyem <--- rated top badmin of 2015
Sandy <--- a steaming pile of shit
Sparvico <--- runner up for top badmin of 2016
ChesterOtab <--- resident lord of memes
Sir Caramel Macchiato <--- seer of the sodom realm
Joe_666_Pack <--- he's hungry and he's broke
Westwood <--- original mossback
Deltah <--- the ass prince
Reykjavik <--- the 9th panzer division
Larry <--- president of our second life biker gang
Esteban <--- black lives matter activist
Surtr <--- the one true raven

Borders and Trade
Borders are Open but don't complain if you get attacked for stealing S&D

Relations
Autistic Wizards Guild - it's complicated
Hrhalzos Hairy Hunks - friendly?
The Great Heathen Army - cool dudes
meme dynasty - dank

If you are interested in joining the Special Operations Detachment of Mystical Yodellers or just need to contact us, then message either Sparvico or Artyem.

Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Sparvico on April 09, 2016, 10:56:38 am
hi.

it is signed.

i can only approved.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Rhalzo on April 09, 2016, 11:11:34 am
You guys are doing a great job! I'm so proud of you!

The Dude Abides.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Reykjavik on April 09, 2016, 11:11:44 am
10/10 But my name isn't on here. 11/10
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Artyem on April 09, 2016, 11:17:57 am
10/10 But my name isn't on here. 11/10
I can put more of you plebs on the list later.

You guys are doing a great job! I'm so proud of you!

The Dude Abides.

thanks dad
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 09, 2016, 01:59:44 pm
I wonder what a good estimate of the total amount of time Artyem and Sparvico discussed just when I would actually write "that sick RP shit I've had bouncing around the brainbox" and post some shit in diplomacy.

If they'd just asked Daruvian, Pibb, Cikel, or any of the classic Frisian folks, they'd be more intimately aware that while I've got certain talents and a good disposition for nerd-herding and tactics, I'm also dreadfully flaky on any real nerd commitment that I make.

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But, uh, yeah. We're doing this thing, and we're undoubtedly gonna do a great job. Let us all do our part and throw up a bunch of petitionary prayers, the goal of which will be to draw large numbers of new/old players back into the mod and strategus. You know, completely absent of consent or free will.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Keshian on April 09, 2016, 04:32:43 pm
Can you add Northern Empire to your friendly relations or allies seeing as how Damatacus of Northern Empire can walk right in, take in thousands of S&D from Kedelke and Narra and then walk right back out during prime-time.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 04:52:45 pm
Can you add Northern Empire to your friendly relations or allies seeing as how Damatacus of Northern Empire can walk right in, take in thousands of S&D from Kedelke and Narra and then walk right back out during prime-time.

It literally says in the OP that its open borders... like can you read?
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Keshian on April 09, 2016, 04:57:28 pm
It literally says in the OP that its open borders... like can you read?

Damn, you dumb son!.  "Borders are Open but don't complain if you get attacked for stealing S&D" - that means you can travel freely but don't take S&D.  We've had this discussion before in that thread Knightmare started about open borders for various factions.  Open borders means free travel, and even if you were not sure - merc pandemona got attacked for it and S&D stealing being attack-worthy also mentioned in their description.  And he straight up took thousands like it was just another member of the former gobblin faction alliance.

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Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 09, 2016, 05:03:13 pm
god damn kesh its a meme thread, step away from your pc 4 a sec & stop being so autistic
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Renay on April 09, 2016, 05:29:52 pm
stop being so autistic

Easier said than done.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: mcdeath on April 09, 2016, 05:51:23 pm
Damn, you dumb son!.  "Borders are Open but don't complain if you get attacked for stealing S&D" - that means you can travel freely but don't take S&D.  We've had this discussion before in that thread Knightmare started about open borders for various factions.  Open borders means free travel, and even if you were not sure - merc pandemona got attacked for it and S&D stealing being attack-worthy also mentioned in their description.  And he straight up took thousands like it was just another member of the former gobblin faction alliance.

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I mean surely you could tell I was being sarcastic right? :rolleyes:

I only role play as a retard kid who just spouts out dumb shit all the time. Please don't forget its just a game
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Taser on April 09, 2016, 06:03:46 pm
Tis beautiful. Good luck to you.

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Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Novamere on April 09, 2016, 06:32:49 pm
Mossbackistan +1 fucking love it
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Sparvico on April 09, 2016, 06:48:58 pm
Open Boarders but don't be surprised if you get attacked for looking like a nerd*
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Novamere on April 09, 2016, 06:50:00 pm
Open Boarders but don't be surprised if you get attacked for looking like a nerd*

Who the fuck made this nerd and admin ^^^
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 09, 2016, 08:07:52 pm
Im hesitant because you're all a bunch of garbage dwelling gobblins and memesters. You guys wanna do some trading?
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Artyem on April 09, 2016, 08:10:56 pm
Can you add Northern Empire to your friendly relations or allies seeing as how Damatacus of Northern Empire can walk right in, take in thousands of S&D from Kedelke and Narra and then walk right back out during prime-time.

he's simply inspecting the quality of the goods, because he's a goods inspector
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Westwood on April 09, 2016, 08:33:53 pm
I didn't really care about Pandemona's intentions or not to steal S&D if that matters.

I was bored between classes, in a coffee shop, and decided to log into Strat for the first time in a week and there they were, less than an hour away from the castle I was afk in with their 4k crates and 0 gear.

And it was going to be a battle I could go to for once! Really my attack was the product of some sort of planetary alignment more than anything else.

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Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: Artyem on April 09, 2016, 09:48:57 pm
I wonder what a good estimate of the total amount of time Artyem and Sparvico discussed just when I would actually write "that sick RP shit I've had bouncing around the brainbox" and post some shit in diplomacy.

If they'd just asked Daruvian, Pibb, Cikel, or any of the classic Frisian folks, they'd be more intimately aware that while I've got certain talents and a good disposition for nerd-herding and tactics, I'm also dreadfully flaky on any real nerd commitment that I make.

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But, uh, yeah. We're doing this thing, and we're undoubtedly gonna do a great job. Let us all do our part and throw up a bunch of petitionary prayers, the goal of which will be to draw large numbers of new/old players back into the mod and strategus. You know, completely absent of consent or free will.

Honestly, I completely forgot that we were going to make a thread until Sparvico reminded me yesterday.  So, no big deal, but you're welcome to write some homoerotic RP for the front page.  I also forgot to do that last night.
Title: Re: Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 09, 2016, 10:05:15 pm
i know im never getting my jam you flaky pos