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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Gmnotutoo on April 02, 2016, 01:04:04 am

Title: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 02, 2016, 01:04:04 am: I have determined why this Strategus sucks through various scientific experiments and I have discovered the reason is a lack of superior Japanese steel being circulated into the world. As ruler of this land I have put into motion to turn this pile of shit into the most glorious Katana Factory ever seen. Once production increases I will be distributing free katanas to the world, whether people want them or not.

This isn't a joke.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Bobthehero on April 02, 2016, 01:38:02 am: Can my katana be shaped like an arming sword?
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Drunken_sailor on April 02, 2016, 01:53:29 am: Where does the line start for free katannas
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Renay on April 02, 2016, 01:59:36 am: As leader of Clan Ninja I can not support this enough!
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Switchtense on April 02, 2016, 02:04:30 am: I hereby order 25000 of your finest craftings.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Novamere on April 02, 2016, 03:00:45 am: Please tell me i didnt donate Knudarr to BRD to become some sick twisted weeabo factory in NA? I might have to resign............Life
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: MURDERTRON on April 02, 2016, 03:47:14 am: Just remember they can't be sheathed without first drawing blood.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Kelugarn on April 02, 2016, 04:09:59 am: I would like to have some fine naginatas crafted with the finest steel from Dai Nippon. I request 2500 pieces of masterwork quality for my autistic wizard army. I expect the blades to have been folded no less than 2 million times each, and that they will be able to cleave a knight and his mount in half with a single stroke.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 02, 2016, 04:59:59 am: Quote from: Novamere on April 02, 2016, 03:00:45 am
Please tell me i didnt donate Knudarr to BRD to become some sick twisted weeabo factory in NA? I might have to resign............Life

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Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm: I think its time for FCC to unleash its secret weapon! An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Saxton on April 19, 2016, 08:49:34 pm: Quote from: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm
I think its time for FCC to unleash its secret weapon! An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!

Stop spamming the forums you dumb cunt
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Renay on April 19, 2016, 08:51:47 pm: Quote from: Keshian on April 19, 2016, 04:07:14 pm
I think its time for FCC to unleash its secret weapon! An entire army of ninja equipped with +3 katanas!

Yes please!
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 19, 2016, 10:47:44 pm: how many times are the blades folded?
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 12:32:07 am: Quote from: Tristan_of_Erzoth on April 19, 2016, 10:47:44 pm
how many times are the blades folded?

I hear 9000.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Malaclypse on April 20, 2016, 12:45:04 am: Ninjas v Peasants, 15-20 v 30 man rosters. I envision 12 PS trident and scythe users, and high PT stone throwers.
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Keshian on April 20, 2016, 01:48:09 am: Prepare to be ninjafied!
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Renay on April 20, 2016, 12:25:03 pm: Quote from: Malaclypse on April 20, 2016, 12:45:04 am
Ninjas v Peasants, 15-20 v 30 man rosters. I envision 12 PS trident and scythe users, and high PT stone throwers.

Glorious times ahead of us!
Title: Re: New Knudarr: Superior Japanese Steel Factory
Post by: Keshian on April 22, 2016, 05:42:52 am: Yeah, I'm on my way to get some of these fine steel blades.