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Title: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 29, 2016, 12:46:03 am
Today I received a courier from King James.
He saw two dwarfs armies march to Kelderan , King James' Castle


So I asked Heskeytime what was his intention.
Apparently King James , during one of his famous pastimes, Being Drunk, Declared war on the Dwarfs.

After hearing this charge , I decided to pay one 's own on the case as a detective and look for what King James all said to the Dwarfs.
I found nothing, only a butthurted dwarf.
So, because mine English is not so good, I will use some video's.

This will be mine reply to Heskeytime

All the troops are prepared to go to war.

We will fight for our honor

The Dwarfs have 24 houres the time to leave from Our lands and find a peacefull diplomatic solution, otherwise We go to War.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=984
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Artyem on March 29, 2016, 12:52:39 am
Holy shit, two in one day?  You guys are great.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 29, 2016, 01:08:49 am
War It is.

Good Luck Dwarfs.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
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Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Chumley on March 29, 2016, 07:37:52 am
We fought side by side against the Goblins.
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*pretend they are dwarves*
But with no enemy left, the greedy Dwarves have returned to burgling their neighbors.
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Dwarves have stroked their beards for the last time.  Death to all Dwarves that invade my lands.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Switchtense on March 29, 2016, 01:44:30 pm
I just wanna say that we have the longer beards. So we basically win by default.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 30, 2016, 03:19:20 am
I wanted to say thank you for those who showed up.
And Thank you for the mercs that switched sides for the attackers team so that they had also enough merc's.

Was a good fight, and a good exp. for me for leading a defence.
So if people have anny suggestions for the next time that I lead another battle, lett me know.

Bruttus
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: GandalfJr on March 30, 2016, 04:39:49 am
The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Malaclypse on March 30, 2016, 08:17:36 am
The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

Also the first of those battles, the defense has more mercs as of this moment, which is pretty funny. It's a bad time for me as a CST player in the attacking faction- though I'm a 2nd shifter- and I legitimately fear that we won't have enough mercs and will lose both battles anyhow, lolrekt. Hopefully we get some EU bros to show up on both sides for that first one and don't get totes gayed on the 2nd one (though as an edit I now see there are some UIF fights occurring simultaneously).

I couldn't make that castle siege, but oof I knew it wasn't gonna be pretty. Gear advantage and ticket advantages are nice, but the best advantage to have is that of warm nerd bodies manning the virtual combatants. Gear, especially weaponry, doesn't mean as much if you get ganked 2 to 1, I mean. Two determined peasant clad and armed dudes ought be able to handle most moderately armored nerds in a two on one scenario, and even an advantage of one and a half more keyboard jockeys than the enemy is liable to be a pretty profound one.

Unfortunately the days of full rosters at any given time and having to actually reject people because sorry, we've hit capacity, are past us barring an influx of new players (some guy from PW was playing the other day talking about how he just started and wondered if he should bring his PW bros in and I was like dear god please yes we need new blood) or the return of more old ones who have stopped playing.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 30, 2016, 02:06:21 pm


Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

I live in EU, mine time is greenwichtime +1
I pull 8h off for the NA community.
So that battles starts for me at 10pm, so I think its 2 pm in NA. in the clans that I was been with was this the case.
So yeah, I believe that it is a bit earlyer.
If they waited 2 or 3 houres later, we both can take advantage about merc support.


We have 2 battles left against the Dwarfs
Defending a village, WE HAVE GEAR in it
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=994

This one is a peasant army, but I have donkey's
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=995
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: imisshotmail on March 30, 2016, 05:34:42 pm
The Holy Crusade
"Thats nice, to bad that you are lame and using lame houres to get an advantage. Scared that you will lose those army's when There is merc support?"

Quick question here, how is a battle at 5pm EST a bad time? I know from your grammar and such you must be 13 at most most, do you have a mariachi band meeting or something?

5pm EST is a bad battle time. Most Americans won't be able to make that, east or west coast.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Chumley on March 30, 2016, 07:57:24 pm
I am central and it is 3pm for me. that is a bad battle time but luckily i am on spring break.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: mcdeath on March 30, 2016, 08:24:12 pm
Very simple solution to someone attacking you at a time when you are not home, CHANGE YOUR NIGHTTIME SETTINGS. The dwarves faction is composed of people that don't really play during the NA primetime due to the fact that a few of the are Eu and Bronto is someone who only plays video games when he is at work.

I can only speak for myself but I know when I attack someone I generally try to make sure it is a time that I know I can make because truth be told, I don't care about when other people can be around to help.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Built on March 31, 2016, 01:52:53 am
Very simple solution to someone attacking you at a time when you are not home, CHANGE YOUR NIGHTTIME SETTINGS. The dwarves faction is composed of people that don't really play during the NA primetime due to the fact that a few of the are Eu and Bronto is someone who only plays video games when he is at work.

I can only speak for myself but I know when I attack someone I generally try to make sure it is a time that I know I can make because truth be told, I don't care about when other people can be around to help.

I'm not an admin, but that sounds like cheating.

Also there is no night time setting in war, just night battles.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 01:59:48 am
I'm not an admin, but that sounds like cheating.

Also there is no night time setting in war, just night battles.

You are literally retarded. Where did you find this guy Heskey?
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 06:48:38 am
You complain about a bad battle time when you get attacked at 5 pm est but when someone  goes for an attack at 2pm est you apply for them? http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1000

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Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 09:36:29 am
Well, there where peacetalks going on, witch I wanted to wait after the battle yesterday.
Whille it was a hardfought victory, what I consider a fail, because the dwarfs lost 2k troops and had 1 village from us, they decided to attack further.

Now I see that Renay decided to attack Mcsanders, well then there are no peace talks
If that is the gear that you wanted to destroy us, good luck.
During the castledefence we noticed that we had gear advantage, and now that chumley is arriving, we will take back what is ours, and when I am back from mine holliday in  EU, we will kick some dwarven butt.

Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 10:39:42 am
I was not notified of any peacetalks.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 10:49:48 am
I was not notified of any peacetalks.

Well, right now, there will be none.
And in the meantime, mine factionmembers are growing, so it is possible that you can celebrate your victory's right now, but it will be a short 1
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 10:51:26 am
A real war is merely all we wish for  :wink:

And good fun was had by all.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 11:15:42 am
A real war is merely all we wish for  :wink:

And good fun was had by all.

Ofcourse, but sometimes other things comes in place.
But whille you think that your traps works, it gives me the advantage of letting mine troops coming closser. :)

And for me no peacetalks aslong if I am in a disadvantage.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Butan on March 31, 2016, 03:46:46 pm
I like the barely veiled hate speech from opposite sides of a war, means it's gonna deliver!
There is too many wars in Strategus that ends before anyone got hard enough to wank up anyone's butt.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 04:57:31 pm
I like the barely veiled hate speech from opposite sides of a war, means it's gonna deliver!
There is too many wars in Strategus that ends before anyone got hard enough to wank up anyone's butt.

Ofcourse, why telling hatred to each other. Its not that we are in war, that we have to hate each other.
Right now, I think that I have received the respect from the Dwarfs, and how I deceided to lead the faction.
That you saw in the 2 battles we had already, shows the determination to keep our fiefs and theyre determination about whipping us out.
And I hope more battles like the one from yesterday will come.
If you consider, the Dwarfs took Tahlberll, but at what cost.
We just had a garrison of about 531 troops + 200 peasants. The last 200 peasants we fought naked, we had no weapons, we had to loot them from the death. And yet, none of the merc's left the battle.

About the old tactic of Acre, why change if it had succes before.
And its not that we gained annything from that siege.

But for now, the dwarfs lost about 2k troops, whille we lost 1k troops.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: njames89 on March 31, 2016, 05:14:42 pm
That battle at tahlberl was a fun fight!
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Butan on March 31, 2016, 05:29:51 pm
Of course when I said hate speech, I didnt mean real life hate. Althought it sometimes devolve to that, I sure do enjoy simple strat drama like everyone else.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 07:51:02 pm
You complain about a bad battle time when you get attacked at 5 pm est but when someone  goes for an attack at 2pm est you apply for them? http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1000

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For Mcdeath, if you wanna troll, let me lell you this.
I live in EU, that siege starts for me at 8pm, perfect for me.
When I complain that the battle is to early, I don't mean that it is to early for me, but it is to early for the rest of the NA community.
So I cutt myself in the fingers, and I stay pretty late.
I try to be awaike when NA primetime begins, and thats mostly around 1 or 2 am for me.

I do hope that you understand it, and use your brains for once.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 07:56:00 pm
Battle for Tahlberl was very good. I was kind of dissappointed that none of you showed up for the battle afterwards, could've been some good peasant smashing.

As for your well geared armies, maybe you have them, maybe you don't. At the moment we are pretty much occupying Acre land with our armies and I have yet to see one of the armies you mentioned. McSanders is the only one with armed troops and if everything goes to plan he will join you in EU this evening.

I do hope you have better armies coming our way, cause I want a real fight. I don't wanna wipe out anyone, because that would likely make you quit strat and we don't want that. A good war is needed in NA strat. Gobblin war was kinda meh and it's time to get some shit going now!
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 07:56:39 pm
Man mcdeath you're being savaged by bruttus here in posting..
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 07:59:11 pm
For Mcdeath, if you wanna troll, let me lell you this.
I live in EU, that siege starts for me at 8pm, perfect for me.
When I complain that the battle is to early, I don't mean that it is to early for me, but it is to early for the rest of the NA community.
So I cutt myself in the fingers, and I stay pretty late.
I try to be awaike when NA primetime begins, and thats mostly around 1 or 2 am for me.

I do hope that you understand it, and use your brains for once.

I wasn't referring to you because being someone that lives in another country obviously your time zone differences. I hold no fault to you, I was making a jest at how ironic it is that almost every single person that is in NA and is signed up for the attacker has complained about a shitty battle time. If you are taking this as a personal attack against you then you have read way too far into my posting. Do keep in mind it is only a game and if there is any actual hatred between people for obtuse reasons then said person would certainly need to reevaluate their life.

Man mcdeath you're being savaged by bruttus here in posting..

I should just get muted again to avoid that then huh?
You've never been to Boston if you think thats getting "savaged"
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 08:00:46 pm
Battle for Tahlberl was very good. I was kind of dissappointed that none of you showed up for the battle afterwards, could've been some good peasant smashing.

As for your well geared armies, maybe you have them, maybe you don't. At the moment we are pretty much occupying Acre land with our armies and I have yet to see one of the armies you mentioned. McSanders is the only one with armed troops and if everything goes to plan he will join you in EU this evening.

I do hope you have better armies coming our way, cause I want a real fight. I don't wanna wipe out anyone, because that would likely make you quit strat and we don't want that. A good war is needed in NA strat. Gobblin war was kinda meh and it's time to get some shit going now!

I hope you stay for a bit in oure lands :)
Because we where helping some friends with a cleanup in the dessert, and it takes a whille when they are back.
And hold that thought please :)


I wasn't referring to you because being someone that lives in another country obviously your time zone differences. I hold no fault to you, I was making a jest at how ironic it is that almost every single person that is in NA and is signed up for the attacker has complained about a shitty battle time. If you are taking this as a personal attack against you then you have read way too far into my posting. Do keep in mind it is only a game and if there is any actual hatred between people for obtuse reasons then said person would certainly need to reevaluate their life.
Sorry, I had the impression that it was an atack on me, because I was also complaining that those battlehoures where to early.
I appolegy's for it
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 08:03:28 pm
I hope you stay for a bit in oure lands :)
Because we where helping some friends with a cleanup in the dessert, and it takes a whille when they are back.
And hold that thought please :)

Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: imisshotmail on March 31, 2016, 08:43:57 pm
You've never been to Boston if you think thats getting "savaged"

I lower my standards for people with below average IQ.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: mcdeath on March 31, 2016, 09:46:14 pm
I lower my standards for people with below average IQ.

My mom said I am special
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on March 31, 2016, 11:14:44 pm
because our nature is to attack! It is the Dwarven way.

I think you got something mixed up there, Heskey  :D
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 31, 2016, 11:32:52 pm
For Mcdeath, if you wanna troll, let me lell you this.
I live in EU, that siege starts for me at 8pm, perfect for me.
When I complain that the battle is to early, I don't mean that it is to early for me, but it is to early for the rest of the NA community.
So I cutt myself in the fingers, and I stay pretty late.
I try to be awaike when NA primetime begins, and thats mostly around 1 or 2 am for me.

I do hope that you understand it, and use your brains for once.

We get it, you're so bad that even EU won't take you.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on March 31, 2016, 11:49:42 pm
We get it, you're so bad that even EU won't take you.

Yeah, just why I am puzzeld that you still find mercsupport
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Ocera on April 01, 2016, 12:24:42 am
Grand Prince Mcsanders, Trader extraordinaire and all round Best EUNA was taking a nice stroll with his small army to transport Exotic Bricks to a village so they can build there Hamlets, But then the Dwarfs needed to build a turtle wall and decided to attack the Holy Prince of Acre while on his trip, While at first he may have been disappointed with the Dwarfs for he has had no personal quarrels with any of the Fine Gentledwarfs He realized that these Fair folk of Calradia must have succumed to the greed that many of their forefathers before them. Mcsanders feels nothing but pity for the dwarfs from the north, who would do well to return to the Grand halls under the mountains.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: Renay on April 01, 2016, 12:38:54 am
We heard there is Gold under Kelredan Castle and we won't rest until we get our hands on it.
Title: Re: Dwarfs declares a Total War Against The Holy Crusade
Post by: bruttus on April 02, 2016, 12:38:52 am
Again the Dwarfs are attacking.
I give my village not so easily without giving a fight

Village is reinforced, and geared.
We are ready to rec this 4th dwarf army.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=1020