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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Built on March 13, 2016, 11:46:17 pm

Title: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Built on March 13, 2016, 11:46:17 pm
After all the slaughter recently, Radsvid was pondering what to do with all the Gobblin corpses littering the ground

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After much pondering, he came up with a great idea.

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After grinding up the Gobblin flesh and mixing it with assorted salt, pepper, and assorted secret ingredients (Mostly Paprika mixed with coal dust), Radsvid was able to make a tasty food supplement for the front lines.
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THE GOBBLIN BURGER!

"Wow, it tastes like chicken" -Bonesaw
"I can't even taste the shit posting" -Keshian
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 11:47:52 pm
reserved

well fuck i reserved this and realized i really have nothing to say
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: BoneSaw on March 13, 2016, 11:54:11 pm
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DPRC has already been feeding our men Gobblin chunks. Full of nourishment and flavor!
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Saxton on March 14, 2016, 12:00:50 am
Quote from: BoneSaw on March 13, 2016, 11:54:11 pm
DPRC has already been feeding our men Gobblin chunks. Full of nourishment and flavor!

goblin steak and kidney heat in 90 second pudding*
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Relit on March 14, 2016, 02:07:45 am
Jokes on these guys, we play taste like shit!
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Built on March 14, 2016, 02:34:19 am
Quote from: Relit on March 14, 2016, 02:07:45 am
Jokes on these guys, we play taste like shit!

No need to correct yourself, both of those are correct.
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Jona on March 14, 2016, 03:05:08 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 14, 2016, 09:18:23 am
COS HE'S GOT MA AXE IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!!!!!

Always wondered how they would even know what a nervous system was. Middle Earth never seemed to embrace the sciences too much, apart from Saruman's bombs of course, but that's a special case.
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 14, 2016, 04:02:24 pm
Can you guys please not spoil Lord of the Rings? I haven't read them yet.
Title: Re: A use for Gobblins
Post by: Built on March 14, 2016, 05:37:36 pm
Quote from: HESKEYTIME on March 14, 2016, 03:45:14 pm
I pondered that too, but it has to be one of my favourite deleted scenes from the movie.

It's funny watching the extended films, Gimli comes across as a lot more 'cuddly-psychopath' than he does in the released version. Especially that bit where Legolas is there to 'fire a warning shot' so that Aragorn can negotiate with the pirates lol.

Implying dwarves aren't all cuddly psychopaths