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Title: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 07, 2016, 02:09:01 am
A new clan full of mighty warriors has asked me to post on the forums about a challenge to the Crusaders of Acre(apparently they couldnt make new forum accounts?). These men are strong and valiant soldiers on the battle field. Here is their post:


Dear Crusaders of Acre,
We are a new clan fresh from PW. We hear you guys have preemptively stolen all of our names, gear sets, and even claimed the same lands in strategus that we were going to(everyone knows Tripoli historically owned Kelredan Castle). THEREFORE we challenge you to a Clan vs Clan fight. Crusader vs Crusader.

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Here are our rules:
Only the imposters from your clan may fight us
You can only use the gear you stole from us
It must be a public event for everyone to see when we defeat you
You must acknowledge that we are the true Deus Vult clan



If we win:
You will all change your names
You will give us your lands in strategus
You will give us back the gear stolen from us(preemptively btw)
You will give us all +3s in your armory
A fee of 800 million gold will be paid from you to us for wasting our time

If you win:
You get the satisfaction of winning



Thank you for reading,
King James of Tripoli
DEUS VULT
True Lord of New Kelredan Castle
Best Crusader
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Argoth on March 07, 2016, 02:13:54 am
what the hell, those bastards
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: W0LF on March 07, 2016, 02:18:13 am
BTW we are actively recruiting new players.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: njames89 on March 07, 2016, 02:18:21 am
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Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 07, 2016, 02:18:29 am
what the fuck

i cant tell where memes end and reality begins
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: CaptBob on March 07, 2016, 02:19:02 am
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Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Chumley on March 07, 2016, 02:19:26 am
Not even a double dog dare would compel me to accept that challenge. But maybe a triple dog dare....
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: StonedSteel on March 07, 2016, 02:32:16 am
...this

is fucking awesome!
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Keshian on March 07, 2016, 02:53:42 am
I am so confused right now :? :? :?

Good luck! Would like to see how exactly this challenge will play out.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Cassander on March 07, 2016, 03:07:35 am
Well james managed to shut down our clan, this is a obvious attempt to back out of yet another gauntlet thrown down by a valorous host. Great job being a coward as usual.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Keshian on March 07, 2016, 03:14:31 am
Well james managed to shut down our clan, this is a obvious attempt to back out of yet another gauntlet thrown down by a valorous host. Great job being a coward as usual.

Seriously!??!!  What a little whiny bitch-monkey!  You should check with desire, there is nothing in the rules that says you can't do this.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Simon. on March 07, 2016, 03:20:27 am
do not fear king jaymes of tripoli fights on
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Post by: Screaming Idiot on March 07, 2016, 03:29:30 am
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Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 07, 2016, 03:34:42 am
The feds have just shut down a new clan WITHIN A DAY of them joining................ this is what new players get???



DOWN WITH BADMINS
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: StonedSteel on March 07, 2016, 04:52:25 am
ROFL, more like, TripLOLi

this is fucking hilarious!

hasnt this happened once before though? when brygg attempted to impersonate gaycre? either way funny shit, fully support.

Signed
Behemuth_Of_Tripoli
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Jona on March 07, 2016, 05:41:49 am
Can you really copyright/trademark the name "james" in crpg? Strange times we live in...
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 07, 2016, 05:48:24 am
Can you really copyright/trademark the name "james" in crpg? Strange times we live in...
I've had an archer named "Archer_James_of_Erzoth" since 2011... Did James steal my name!?
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: blizz on March 07, 2016, 05:58:33 am
Well james managed to shut down our clan, this is a obvious attempt to back out of yet another gauntlet thrown down by a valorous host. Great job being a coward as usual.

cmon bro this would really be a sick event to watch, why deny it? : (

(maybe get rid of the "if we win" thing lol but yea CMON MANE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Mirliva on March 07, 2016, 07:17:23 am
What the hell I just red...

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Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 07, 2016, 09:52:52 am
This wasnt a thread made to make fun of acre, it was just a joke to tease our friends. Somewhat of a tribute if you will. Dont drag strat bullshit into a playful joke mate. Keep that to the 15 page shit thread going on in the diplomacy faction.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: W0LF on March 07, 2016, 12:51:30 pm
Well, Chumley thought it was pretty funny when they were getting set up on the duel server. He even asked for a picture. He seemed to be fine with it. It is obviously just a lighthearted joke meant for fun, but I guess this is too much fun....
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Butan on March 07, 2016, 12:55:16 pm
but I guess this is too much fun....

cRPG Community cant handle the fun.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: njames89 on March 07, 2016, 01:04:51 pm
Not a bad joke tbh, I just don't want people confusing you guys for the real deal. With your names changed to not be ours all is well!

You need better Joan/Chumley clones for sure but your James clone is appropriately bad.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Simon. on March 07, 2016, 03:00:47 pm
Not a bad joke tbh, I just don't want people confusing you guys for the real deal. With your names changed to not be ours all is well!

You need better Joan/Chumley clones for sure but your James clone is appropriately bad.
i pride myself on authenticity
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: W0LF on March 07, 2016, 03:30:05 pm
Well I bet the Chumley clone does just fine.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 07, 2016, 05:41:18 pm
Do the Crusaders of Tripoli want to join THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING?

:^)
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 07, 2016, 05:56:07 pm
Do the Crusaders of Tripoli want to join THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING?

:^)

Stahp it NA UIF.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Ocera on March 07, 2016, 08:33:28 pm
This Prince Mcsanders of Tripoli.... He is obviously inferior to me as he is not holding Gertrude, The Mighty Morningstar of >Grand< Prince Mcsanders
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 07, 2016, 09:23:27 pm
This Prince Mcsanders of Tripoli.... He is obviously inferior to me as he is not holding Gertrude, The Mighty Morningstar of >Grand< Prince Mcsanders
The Prince Mcsanders of Tripoli would like to remark that Grand Prince wouldnt fit as his name
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Ocera on March 07, 2016, 09:48:49 pm
Because he is not on my level.  :D
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Post by: _Zetan_ on March 08, 2016, 04:32:56 am
KING SHAMES OF FAKER WILL GET REVENGE
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Post by: Zeus_ on March 08, 2016, 03:10:06 pm
Make me "King James" as my name is actually James (so they can't make me change it, right?) and I've been studying the "James-Nado" for about a year and feel as though I can recreate it (even though spinning with a 2h sword disgusts me)... Make me the new "King James" and I will lead us all to a brighter future.
Title: Re: The Crusaders of Tripoli drop the gauntlet!
Post by: Tristan_of_Erzoth on March 08, 2016, 10:47:58 pm
I'm locking this thread to prevent it from derailing and becoming gay.



Shout out to the cast that allowed the meme to happen:
Simon "Worse than James" as King James of Tripoli
Cash "Cassandere" Anders as Viceroy Axeman of Tripoli
S(h)itvek as Marshal Joan of Tripoli
Tristan "wtf i only died cuz of lag" of Erzoth as Prince Mcsanders of Tripoli
W0lf "CS:GO is for nerds" as Knight Chumley of Tripoli
Ufo "I am surprised i didnt get banned for this" insky as Duke Bauer of Tripoli



thanks and catch ya on the flippity flip