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Title: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 06, 2016, 11:15:35 pm
After a night full of prayers, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a wholle night drinking beer and party)
chadz the Holy One, blessed be His Name, told me that He, chadz the Holy One, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Knight Bruttus of Acre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, told the chadz Holy One, Blessed is His Name, that I felt humbled and betrayed when the Goblinking adopt a new law in order to humiliate the Knights of Acre.

I told to chadz the Holy One, blessed be his name, that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King James of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Knight Brutus Acre want to follow the path of enlightenment, but I do not know how.

Suddenly the Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his hand up and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, to organize a crusade against the Evil and their armies.

I asked the Holy chadz, how to do that, I'm just one guy, and probably no one would follow me.
And very likely my King, King James of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my property, titles or even removed from Acre. I need at least permission from my king, King James of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King James of Acre approves off this, what can I do with one small army, an independent faction...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy chadz Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in Strat. Apoint leaders that are qualified to take over the lead in your battles, protect the weak....
In time, the other factions will probably see this, and they fight side by side to defeat the Evil.

And then I suddenly woke up, went to the barracks of my soldiers, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, revenge towards the Goblins and theyre allies.
They wanted WAR, even under the guise of a holy crusade, the troops under the command of Knight Bruttus of Acre, would take their revenge for the humiliation they were extended to by the Goblins.
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Then I went to King James, and told my vision of the Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, and what He expected of me.
Of course I am laughed at by his majesty, but even he could see in my eyes that I could not forgive this humiliation and wanted to leave to stomp my foot under some Goblin Butts.
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So I have imposed these rules for myself:

1) This faction is not a conquest faction, all the fiefs that I Liberated, will be given back to the faction that has claimed that fief, for a small price. I only accept troops, silver and tradingrights. ( I need to survive!)
2) This is a temporary faction, so when evil and his armies are defeated, so does this faction.
3) The Fiefs that where originally claimed by the the forces of evil, will be sold to the highest bidder, so no worries for waiging war against me.


The Crusades end up when one of these conditions are met:
1) Destruction of the forces of evil.
2) When the Crusades is a complete failure.
3) When the Forces of evil ask for peace.
4) If I am called back to mine King, King James

https://youtu.be/HuoLzx0mcho
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Keshian on March 06, 2016, 11:18:11 pm
Got to give you props.  First acre member to actually go on a legitimate crusade instead of sitting in their fiefs all strat.  Solid matching roleplay - good luck!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: njames89 on March 06, 2016, 11:18:22 pm
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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 06, 2016, 11:25:04 pm
Got to give you props.  First acre member to actually go on a legitimate crusade instead of sitting in their fiefs all strat.  Solid matching roleplay - good luck!

I think thank you Kesh.
Hope that many other will follow.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Oreo on March 06, 2016, 11:45:01 pm
Wonder how long it is until they change their minds this time...

 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

p.s. I'm joking, calm down  8-)
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Ufoinsky on March 07, 2016, 01:14:17 am
After a night full of prayers, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a wholle night drinking beer and party)
chadz the Holy One, blessed be His Name, told me that He, chadz the Holy One, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Knight Bruttus of Acre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, told the chadz Holy One, Blessed is His Name, that I felt humbled and betrayed when the Goblinking adopt a new law in order to humiliate the Knights of Acre.

I told to chadz the Holy One, blessed be his name, that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King James of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Knight Brutus Acre want to follow the path of enlightenment, but I do not know how.

Suddenly the Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his hand up and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, to organize a crusade against the Evil and their armies.

I asked the Holy chadz, how to do that, I'm just one guy, and probably no one would follow me.
And very likely my King, King James of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my property, titles or even removed from Acre. I need at least permission from my king, King James of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King James of Acre approves off this, what can I do with one small army, an independent faction...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy chadz Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in Strat. Apoint leaders that are qualified to take over the lead in your battles, protect the weak....
In time, the other factions will probably see this, and they fight side by side to defeat the Evil.

And then I suddenly woke up, went to the barracks of my soldiers, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, revenge towards the Goblins and theyre allies.
They wanted WAR, even under the guise of a holy crusade, the troops under the command of Knight Bruttus of Acre, would take their revenge for the humiliation they were extended to by the Goblins.

My Edit of this shit

After a night full of masturbation, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a hole night ducking dick)
chadz and his holy cock, blessed be His name, told me that He, chadz the Holy fuckboi, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of GayAcre, told the chadz Holy fuckboi, Blessed is His Name, that I felt hung and dry when the Goblinking adopt a new sex slave in order to humiliate the Knights of Gayacre.

I told to chadz the Holy fuckboi, blessed be his name, that I, Generic Fuckboi of Gaycre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King Fuckboi of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre want to follow the path of Castration, but I do not know how.

Suddenly the Holy fuckboi chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his cock in hand and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy fuckboi chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Generic Fuckboi of Gayacre, to organize a orgy with all the gayacre my old friends and take all of the cumshots in the name of Fuckboi chadz

I asked the Holy fuckboi chadz, how to do that, I'm just ugly, and probably no one would fuck me.
And very likely my King, King Fuckboi of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my chode, or even being removed of my titties. I need at least permission from my king, King Fuckboi of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King fuckboi of gayAcre approves off this, what can I do with one small COCK, an endependent black women...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy fuckboi chadzand his massivecock, Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in a orgy. appoint ssssex slave masters leaders that are qualified to take over the faction and break off from your dumb ass.
In time, the other factions will probably see that you are really weak, and they fight against you because EZ kill.

And then I suddenly woke up, went to the sex dungeon of my slaves, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, COCK
They wanted COCK, even under the guise of a holy orgy, the slaves under the command of Generic Fuckboi of GayAcre, would take revenge on Generic Fuckboi of GayAcre and cut off his COCK.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 07, 2016, 01:27:28 am
COME AND GET IT.

YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO MY HANDS,
LITTLE MOUSE.

HERE'S A LITTLE PREDICTION FOR YOUR FUTURE.


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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 07, 2016, 05:03:15 pm
Hey, an active crusader faction on NA strat that's pretty cool. And Bruttus finally willing to fly the nest and go his own wa...

- Looks at Strat map
- James has joined Bruttus' faction
- Estimate 24 hours before James thinks he's in charge of the faction (if he doesnt think so already)

Yes, but I make another drama of it.
First time that I try to roleplay.

And no, James told me that I am the factionleader, but I need his advice about leading a faction. People misjudge me becouse I am loyal to the clan that I belong to, So no mather what, I Always defend the clan. Thats how I am.
And You Heskey, Thank you for your chivalry, you let me pass, even when I was with the Goblins, that I wanted to attack 1 of your villages. ( better say it, you had spotted me annyway.)
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 07, 2016, 06:04:22 pm
Its regretteble, Ufoinsky  that You're retarded.
But the Holy chadz already like his children happy, even if they are retarded.


About King James.
When I left with my company, I received an urgent message from King James.
His Majesty told me that he has a lot of regret to cooperate with the Goblins., and did not saw the humiliation imposed by the Goblin King.
After a short deliberation, King James promised  his sword to me, and he would help to clear the humiliation of Acre in history away.

I also saw that King James looked very healthy, and his face looked atleast 50 years younger.
Before the Joining of the Goblin realm
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After the Goblin and the beginning of the Holy Crusade
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So my suspicions is,is that our majesty in one way or another attempt  mislead is with false visions off our old King Reinhard, So that the Goblin King persuade King James to join the Goblins.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 07, 2016, 06:14:32 pm
Yes, but I make another drama of it.
First time that I try to roleplay.

And no, James told me that I am the factionleader, but I need his advice about leading a faction. People misjudge me becouse I am loyal to the clan that I belong to, So no mather what, I Always defend the clan. Thats how I am.
And You Heskey, Thank you for your chivalry, you let me pass, even when I was with the Goblins, that I wanted to attack 1 of your villages. ( better say it, you had spotted me annyway.)

I'll share my advice from my solo efforts in previous strat.

First don't listen to James, it isn't about James being James but more you need to separate yourself from the faction. If you do not you're just another vassal. Make yourself unique.

Second is to start adding people on steam. You're going to need mercs badly and it is all on you to get them.

Third, post a lot on the forums but try to keep it neutral.

Fourth is you're going to be doing a lot of leg work; trading, organizing battles, rosters, equipment, etc. You should really go to the source and speak with Kesh, he has a wealth of strategus knowledge and can give you good tips on how to gear up cheaply while being effective.

Fifth thing is this don't over recruit. Pick select people that want to join and keep the faction on the small side, because as leader you're going to have to communicate with people and its better if you have close relationships with whomever joins you.

Lastly have fun and follow your heart.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: kasMVC on March 07, 2016, 06:47:40 pm
All I read on the forums is a bunch of people declaring war and no one doing anything.

This has to be the worst strat and hopefully the last.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 07, 2016, 08:20:17 pm
Yet another group of players I've convinced to stop acting like pussies. Reinvigorating this community one shitpost at a time.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 07, 2016, 08:24:33 pm
Yet another group of players I've convinced to stop acting like pussies. Reinvigorating this community one shitpost at a time.

I would reserve that statement until they actually have a battle.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: BoneSaw on March 07, 2016, 10:44:51 pm
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                                                  The enemy of my enemy is my friend! Welcome to the war Bruttus.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 08, 2016, 12:36:51 am
I still don't know who this guy is.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 01:22:46 am
This is for the Gobblin King
Just to tell him that I am on the march.


The Crusade against Evil has started.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Simon. on March 08, 2016, 01:25:34 am
gross
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: BoneSaw on March 08, 2016, 01:45:50 am
This is for the Gobblin King
Just to tell him that I am on the march.


The Crusade against Evil has started.
Give em' the cold steel Bruttus! I got your six.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: KaleLord on March 08, 2016, 01:52:08 am
This is for the Gobblin King
Just to tell him that I am on the march.


The Crusade against Evil has started.

god the fps in that video... 
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Renay on March 08, 2016, 02:00:36 am
Now we have Bretonnia in strat too? We should just make it mandatory to roleplay a warhammer faction for strat

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Taser on March 08, 2016, 02:19:26 am
1) This faction is not a conquest faction, all the fiefs that I Liberated, will be given back to the faction that has claimed that fief, for a small price. I only accept troops, silver and tradingrights. ( I need to survive!)
2) This is a temporary faction, so when evil and his armies are defeated, so does this faction.
3) The Fiefs that where originally claimed by the the forces of evil, will be sold to the highest bidder, so no worries for waging war against me

Oh?

So my suspicions is,is that our majesty in one way or another attempt  mislead is with false visions off our old King Reinhard, So that the Goblin King persuade King James to join the Goblins.

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god the fps in that video... :evil:

You and your "can't handle anything less than 100 fps at 4k resolution" eyes.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: KaleLord on March 08, 2016, 04:30:12 am


You and your "can't handle anything less than 100 fps at 4k resolution" eyes.

Don't you see the choppy animations?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 05:11:58 pm
Now we have Bretonnia in strat too? We should just make it mandatory to roleplay a warhammer faction for strat

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No, but becouse we have dwarfs and gobblins, well, could make a warhammer video. :)
BTW, its the Empire, those Knights are the knightly orders of the Empire faction in War.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Renay on March 08, 2016, 06:21:29 pm
I know the video is of the empire, but the roleplay of your new faction is better fitting for bretonnia :D

Sounds like a lot of fun btw, if I wasnt a dwarf I would join you ;)
You can count on dwarven support tho
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 06:26:27 pm
I know the video is of the empire, but the roleplay of your new faction is better fitting for bretonnia :D

Sounds like a lot of fun btw, if I wasnt a dwarf I would join you ;)
You can count on dwarven support tho
Thank you :)
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 06:47:03 pm
I would reserve that statement until they actually have a battle.

Already done
Its a small trader, but its a first step, and from small steps, big ones come after.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 08, 2016, 06:51:57 pm
Already done
Its a small trader, but its a first step, and from small steps, big ones come after.

You weren't even in the faction when they attacked lol. Not to mention that that is a shit battle time.
Talk to me when you are doing something of worthy of attention. Until then stop making a new thread a day.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 08, 2016, 07:09:19 pm
Honestly,

If Chumley hadn't already been enroute to attack Glancer then we would have, and it would have been even earlier.

This is a better outcome, this party on the map wasn't going to leave our lands unmolested either way.

After all this time of playing strat I am desensitized to the fact that battles are not always going to happen whenever it is convenient for yourself. I will still bitch and moan about it but I do understand that shit happens. My real issue is that Acre is still trying to act like they are actually doing something when they have not done anything yet.
The fiefs they have currently were given to them by Huesby in a fief transfer because he left the potato faction and wanted to give them the fiefs back. So Acre joined a faction and stole the fiefs that were given to them for free yet again.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 07:35:06 pm
After all this time of playing strat I am desensitized to the fact that battles are not always going to happen whenever it is convenient for yourself. I will still bitch and moan about it but I do understand that shit happens. My real issue is that Acre is still trying to act like they are actually doing something when they have not done anything yet.
The fiefs they have currently were given to them by Huesby in a fief transfer because he left the potato faction and wanted to give them the fiefs back. So Acre joined a faction and stole the fiefs that were given to them for free yet again.

Lame.

Actually I have asked to Chumley to follow that guy, and stall it aslong if it can be, so that the battle would be on a decent houre.
And if we lett him pass, what would this then do for mine faction? Declaring war against the Gobblins, but letting a trader passing by.
And now you see, if Chumley didn't attack him, so would 1 of those dwarfs do it, and it would be on a more shitty hour.
And what you're problem is, I really don't know, but atleast youre Gobblin King is more polite and accepting this turn of events in a positive way
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 08, 2016, 07:54:34 pm
You quote my post which agrees with the point Heskey made and restate a point for the third post in a row. You then fail to answer my additional point being that your faction was never actually the original owners of most of your fiefs. You say I am rude and not polite but I make a post based off of facts and you ignore it.

Also he is not my king, fuck that daruvian guy. The guy literally types out homo erotica about himself and kesh.

Nerd edit: If you think the GOBBLINKING is polite then you are probably the most autistic person I've met.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 08, 2016, 09:07:51 pm
You quote my post which agrees with the point Heskey made and restate a point for the third post in a row. You then fail to answer my additional point being that your faction was never actually the original owners of most of your fiefs. You say I am rude and not polite but I make a post based off of facts and you ignore it.

Also he is not my king, fuck that daruvian guy. The guy literally types out homo erotica about himself and kesh.

Nerd edit: If you think the GOBBLINKING is polite then you are probably the most autistic person I've met.

I don't give you that answer, because it was a deal made between The Despotate and James.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 12, 2016, 11:11:44 am
I see now that I encounter a lot of resistance to the conquest of New Halmar, many who probably in the allied camp are fighting against the Gobblins, have turned against me and use anonymous characters.
That is your right, but in my own defense, I attack an AI city , because of two reasons.
All two are correct.
1- It breaks down the pressure against HoC
2- Look at the map where it lies and please your brains why I attack that city. (some people already did)

Also, it is not much use if I see that the Gobblinlegers running away from mine army (have already experienced yesterday).
The decision to conquer New Halmar, was not one unturned, I have very hard thought to do this, weigh the pro's and con's, Yesterday I was still doubting, but people from other factions have convinced me to do this anyway.

So now I suggest you choose: Let the Holy Crusade faill, then HoC is next, after that, other factions will follow, and the ones that wants to have a fief or have 1 now, will loose it eventually.
OR
You help, team up and fight against the Gobblins.
And believe me, in previous strat, I received the full hate of NA and EU against me whille I predicted that the Alliance between EU and NA won't last, and I had it right.

I will not hold annything against the people  that are in the allied factions against the gobblins, its just for fun, but I don't understand why those people sign against me whill I am doiing this so that they can keep theyre
precious fiefs.
I also regret that I have listened to people who are much more exp. then I am.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 12, 2016, 02:25:52 pm
Maybe they just think it's no astronomical coincidence that a whole bunch of carebear factions decided to attack cities on STRAT all within a half hour of each other so you could encourage each other to sign up for each other and fatigue anybody who wants to make the AI defense count. This is practically no different than attacking at 2 AM. The intention is the same: to make it a pain in the ass for people who want to actually defend as the AI and make those battles count for something. Because yeah we are all nerds, but who the fuck is gonna play three consecutive city sieges on a Saturday night just to help the AI?

I thought you had (after my prodding) adopted a warlike stance on Strategus, a desire for full fledged combat in a war video game. My mind has been changed after witnessing you and two other factions attack cities literally all in the span of a half an hour, and then when you get a measly amount of defenders signed up, you go to the forums and say "why are people signing up for defense?!". You clearly don't actually want these city defenses to be good battles. You want easy wins. Disappointing.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 12, 2016, 03:14:22 pm
Maybe they just think it's no astronomical coincidence that a whole bunch of carebear factions decided to attack cities on STRAT all within a half hour of each other so you could encourage each other to sign up for each other and fatigue anybody who wants to make the AI defense count. This is practically no different than attacking at 2 AM. The intention is the same: to make it a pain in the ass for people who want to actually defend as the AI and make those battles count for something. Because yeah we are all nerds, but who the fuck is gonna play three consecutive city sieges on a Saturday night just to help the AI?

I thought you had (after my prodding) adopted a warlike stance on Strategus, a desire for full fledged combat in a war video game. My mind has been changed after witnessing you and two other factions attack cities literally all in the span of a half an hour, and then when you get a measly amount of defenders signed up, you go to the forums and say "why are people signing up for defense?!". You clearly don't actually want these city defenses to be good battles. You want easy wins. Disappointing.

Thats a thought that crossed mine mind, but when I read the list who was signing against me, I noticed 1 guy who apperntly has a grudge against me, don't know why, becouse I don't know him, however I play a few years longer then him.
Then you have the kiddy's who like to insult people with insulting name.
Those things bother me, but I am good sport,
But when I have barely have 17 merc's whille the defenders have 29 merc's, then yes, I have the right to question this.
I'm just hoping that some people are fair enough to have atleast even army's, but I made up on mine mind what to do hereafter.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Jona on March 12, 2016, 04:04:48 pm
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Coincidence or conspiracy, I have no clue. All I know is you're hardly one to talk with your strong support of this "epic" city siege: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=512 Truly the most exciting city battle of all time, 1:50AM on a weekday... that's right in the middle of primetime!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 12, 2016, 04:08:05 pm
I wasn't at that battle and I didn't tell anyone to sign up for it. Murdertron's faction isn't my faction. I'm not really sure where you're coming from on this logically Jona. The best claim you could make is that like 8 GOBBLINS showed up to the battle or whatever, out of 45 people lol.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Jona on March 12, 2016, 04:12:32 pm
It's fairly clear to tell where I'm coming from on this. You always complain about you opponents using some sketchy tactic or another, then when your allies pull way worse shit you just say "rofl but it's not the gobblins doing it, we're straight shooters m8! xD xD" while almost exclusively filling their rosters at the same time.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 12, 2016, 04:27:15 pm
I didn't even know anything about Murdertron's faction at that point, hadn't even spoken to him, and no faction on the map is my "ally". You're really reaching here.

8 people from my faction showed up without orders. 8 out of our 57 players. and 45 people were there lol. that means one in every 6 players were GOBBLINS. look at the other 5/6 lol. and this is clearly some sort of meme scheme by me, yep, you nailed it.

Honestly, if I were a rogue agent playing as Daruvian instead of THE GOBBLIN KING and I saw some faction posting "OMG WHY AREN'T YOU CAREBEARING FOR US? 29 PEOPLE SIGNED FOR A DEFENSE?", I would probably immediately sign against that faction lol.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: chesterotab on March 12, 2016, 06:19:51 pm
Honestly, if I were a rogue agent playing as Daruvian instead of THE GOBBLIN KING and I saw some faction posting "OMG WHY AREN'T YOU CAREBEARING FOR US? 29 PEOPLE SIGNED FOR A DEFENSE?", I would probably immediately sign against that faction lol.

This is true. When I was a wandering faction less fgt in other strats I would almost always sign against people that asked for roster support in NA1, let alone some cry baby complaining about AI roster support being too much lmao. That would be a permanent loss of roster support from me.

I just hope I can make the battle so I can call you trash and see you lose your crusading army to an AI fief
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Butan on March 12, 2016, 06:21:39 pm
Thinking you're all reaching at this point, just enjoy the given battles! AI defense always start being shit when more than half has been taken.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 12:33:46 am
Hmm, Good for you chesterotab
The only thing that I wanna say is this.
Is the hate against Acre so huge, that you don't even care that Acre is fighting this time side by side with the anti-gobblinfaction?
I attack an AIfief, yes, thats true, but its an AIcity claimed by the Gobblins, so yes, I trully believe that this is a part of the crusade.
Right now, all those anonymous people that signed against me, find theyre own selfintrest more importante. They really don't care that after this, when it fails, that a Gobblinarmy is waiting, just to attack it right after me, so the joke will be on you, The Gobblins will get a city without having a fight for it. So good job Guy's, but when that city falls, how mutch chance are we gonna have before we can invade theyre lands?
Who will fall after this?
So the anonymous players have made a decision to let an army beiing destroyed, an army that is only beiing used for the battling against Gobblins., Even now I consider this as a fight against the Gobblins, AIcity or not, it was claimed by the Gobblins.



Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 12:35:05 am
youre being dramatic. chances are youre going to end up 45 v 23 or something like every city battle except dhirim. the whole propaganda and grovelling thing is not necessary for you. stop wasting your time with posts. you 90% chance will take the city. i dont mean this in a rude way.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 12:42:20 am
youre being dramatic. chances are youre going to end up 45 v 23 or something like every city battle except dhirim. the whole propaganda and grovelling thing is not necessary for you. stop wasting your time with posts. you 90% chance will take the city. i dont mean this in a rude way.
Its not against you, I hoped that you Guy's would show up, love to have a fair fight, and right now, I hope that every 1 shows up, and have a funn siege of it.
But yeah, I make a drama about it, becouse the wholle day, I am cntacting people to sign in on mine side, and when this siege starts, it will be 2.40 AM for me.
So this siege I have to proof myself.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 13, 2016, 12:43:32 am
Actually,

Assuming they take that, then you would either have to assault it,  or they have a base to hit your more outlieing fiefs and can push your heartland.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 03:29:06 am
good thing you whined and bitched and moaned so you could get over that incredibly challenging 17 merc lead you had on the defense. 45 v 28.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 13, 2016, 03:34:31 am
Lol

45 signed up, 20 showed. Don't whine if the mercs don't show. AI is notorius for that. You can complain as a faction, cause you are choosing and actively can make sure they show up.

Also, do I get honorable mention for the "Eye in the Sky" I was doing!?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 03:38:17 am
except that is how it is every battle. city defenses can accept up to 100 players for exactly that reason. no one is at all surprised that that ratio of people showed up to people not showing up for AI.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 04:17:13 am
Really? A raid, not a siege?
pretty lame if you tell me
annyway good battle
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 04:18:39 am
I really don't get how there's anything lame about a raid. It's the logical thing to do.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 04:25:56 am
I really don't get how there's anything lame about a raid. It's the logical thing to do.

Only if you don't have anny other option left.
Makes you really desporate to get that city.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 04:41:30 am
I genuinely hope that the relatively costless cities taken tonight result in more aggressive action by those factions against someone.

I'd greatly prefer that the "battles" against AI be, you know, ACTUAL battles. I'm only confident that would happen against Khorne, GAWBBLINS, or BIRD. Going by history, that's how it has shaken out, anyway. I don't think that is amendable at this point. Despotate, I reckon you should go grab Uxhal in the next day or two; you don't really need great gear now that we see how the AI roster situation has stabilized to.

The unfortunate thing for us is that our mercenary output has mostly been generated from EXTREME SPERG RECRUITING in the last hour or two for the battle. Many of our mercenaries won't sign up for a battle in advance; they just seem adverse to looking at the strat battles page while they're taking the morning dump or something. In situations in which we have a vested interest in playing for AI, we suffer greatly because of that.

I clearly have a vested interest in at least one of the abortion-tier battles being populated on the defender's side, and believe or disbelieve freely, but I think it is some really shitty business that some folks get free AI fiefs due to combined lack of population and poor AI signing/accepting mechanics. Not because they've gotten free shit specifically; that may be a small benefit in my mind. After all, if someone's got an ass-ton of gear they can be shitty traders and still form an attack or two. It makes me upset because there are 2000 moderately-equipped tickets awaiting the slaughter, fun, and XP. Instead we get 10-20 frustrated nerds getting shitted on no matter the circumstances or skill and having no fun at all.

Anyway, the solution is that one thing I put in suggestions where we somehow hijack/force the entire NA1 population to spread out amongst the 2 sides in strat battles up to 51v51. Fuck social engineering and fuck groveling, let's make the jackasses that play NA1 during battles at 12v12 max with 1/4 of them being rock throwers or chinamen leechers fix the problem.

Only if you don't have anny other option left.
Makes you really desporate to get that city.

Of course we have myriad options available to us! We are aware that you had no reinforcing armies in the near area, and we are intimately aware of the large amount of dank gear that is available to us upon victory. A bunch of dank gear is worth a city anyday when you've already got large swathes of land.

If you'd like to keep the city with simply naked population sitting in there, you can be my guest.

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Keshian on March 13, 2016, 04:49:30 am
I genuinely hope that the relatively costless cities taken tonight result in more aggressive action by those factions against someone.

I'd greatly prefer that the "battles" against AI be, you know, ACTUAL battles. I'm only confident that would happen against Khorne, GAWBBLINS, or BIRD AND BRD. Going by history, that's how it has shaken out, anyway.


Slight correction - we still have set the record for most ai defenders signed against us at 64 with a record 54 showing up.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 05:02:02 am
for the people that have fought in this siege
Thank you all for it.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strateguslegacymap

The people that are payed
The top 5 with 200k money prices
Janet_from_Subway 37:14 Payed
BlackPanda 36:15              Payed
Knight_Chumley_of_Acre 32:15 Refused his Payment
DaBirds 31:17 Payed
Allers 31:8 Payed

Top 6-10 with 75k money prices
Tenno 28:17 Payed 
Dharan_Argoth 27:15 Payed
HoC_SUPREME_LEADER_BONESAW 24:12 Payed
Davic 23:18  Payed
Marzbon_Lindrhos_of_Pars 23:19 Has not reacted

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Dynamics_BRD on March 13, 2016, 05:11:14 am
Instead we get 10-20 frustrated nerds getting shitted on no matter the circumstances or skill and having no fun at all.
Sums up the feeling of the defenders who came. I feel bad that I had to bug many people to sign up for a battle only to get anhilated because of lack of mercs. I even persuaded some LL guys to come :/
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 05:30:11 am
Slight correction - we still have set the record for most ai defenders signed against us at 64 with a record 54 showing up.

Was that this strat? I don't even disbelieve you or anything, but it'd make more sense if it was a strat past. I'm fucking frazzled lately and can barely even recall the events of the early current strat.

And I was probably 1/3 of the people recruiting against you for that battle if it was this strat lmao
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Malaclypse on March 13, 2016, 07:15:02 am
I'm pretty bummed that I DIDN'T miss out on quality battles by going out tonight. I was hoping to come home to be like GOD DAMN IT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EPIC DEFENSE TO BE ON DAMN YOU SOCIAL LIFE.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 07:19:22 am
I'm pretty bummed that I DIDN'T miss out on quality battles by going out tonight. I was hoping to come home to be like GOD DAMN IT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EPIC DEFENSE TO BE ON DAMN YOU SOCIAL LIFE.

Don't worry, if retro-active disappointment is something that you desperately crave, go out all night on Sunday and you can come back home with exclamations of GODDAMNIT for missing our 5-6 fights.

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 12:51:08 pm
IOf course we have myriad options available to us! We are aware that you had no reinforcing armies in the near area, and we are intimately aware of the large amount of dank gear that is available to us upon victory. A bunch of dank gear is worth a city anyday when you've already got large swathes of land.

If you'd like to keep the city with simply naked population sitting in there, you can be my guest.


Well its still pretty laim to do that, but I have discovered that we have a spy.
His intentions where clear, to destroy the crusade, and he almost succeeded in it.
All that info you have now about me, is because of that spy.
What I saw in strat. made me suspicious and was acknowledge by some people.
But at least you know why I have taken Halmar. Just what Anders said, and it ruined or stalled the Gobblinleader his plans.
But the worst thing I find is, brag about your endless armies and your many victories, but after conquering Halmar, you attacked the city directly, and instead of a siege, you would rather prefer a raid.
But I've already said what I think about this


But the irony is that you actually want to take the city without decent opposition, something you have me accused of it. Thats why you wanna raid it.

But at least now I know how my opponent thinks and reacts. You use clever tactics to deceive the enemy, you inspire fear against the members of the Anti-Gobblinfactions, and you're not afraid to use dirty tactics.
All what a great military strategist would do. But in the meantime I have also been encountered with your weakness.

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We are aware that you had no reinforcing armies in the near area
Thank you for confirming mine suspicion.
Your spy is now exposed, and if that person had any honor, he would just leave the respective faction and join with the Gobblins. Annyway I will talk with the factionleader about this accusacion.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 13, 2016, 02:33:40 pm
You know, If you wanted to raid, you should have done it with MORE tickets than that...

Bruttus, I recommend you watch the fief as you can see a raid before your final reinforcement window shows. You should be able to win tonight, don't worry.

Also, spies? Really?
WTF is this shit, strat 2. Da fuck, you autismal nerds. At least the gobs show they aren't in it for "fun," but to be a UIF win!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Damatacus_ATS on March 13, 2016, 04:40:33 pm
You know, If you wanted to raid, you should have done it with MORE tickets than that...

Bruttus, I recommend you watch the fief as you can see a raid before your final reinforcement window shows. You should be able to win tonight, don't worry.

Also, spies? Really?
WTF is this shit, strat 2. Da fuck, you autismal nerds. At least the gobs show they aren't in it for "fun," but to be a UIF win!

I am the spy, I admit it. As I am the one who told them there was no other armies in the area. Seriously Anders, as Dan would say "STFU ANDERS"! you really believe that garbage. Don't need a spy to see that. More troops would be great but I don't have them, and I wanted to attack anyway. Considering the troop count, and the expected merc resistance, a raid seemed like a better idea.


But the irony is that you actually want to take the city without decent opposition, something you have me accused of it. Thats why you wanna raid it.

But at least now I know how my opponent thinks and reacts. You use clever tactics to deceive the enemy, you inspire fear against the members of the Anti-Gobblinfactions, and you're not afraid to use dirty tactics.
All what a great military strategist would do. But in the meantime I have also been encountered with your weakness.
Thank you for confirming mine suspicion.
Your spy is now exposed, and if that person had any honor, he would just leave the respective faction and join with the Gobblins. Annyway I will talk with the factionleader about this accusacion.

You are calling a raid dirty tactics now. seriously?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 13, 2016, 05:00:35 pm
I am the spy, I admit it. As I am the one who told them there was no other armies in the area. Seriously Anders, as Dan would say "STFU ANDERS"! you really believe that garbage. Don't need a spy to see that. More troops would be great but I don't have them, and I wanted to attack anyway. Considering the troop count, and the expected merc resistance, a raid seemed like a better idea.

You are calling a raid dirty tactics now. seriously?

Oh, there's nothing wrong with the raid. It's the proper strategic move.

I'm just stating that if you had a few more troops, it would have been a sure fire gear steal.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 05:02:44 pm
bruttus lemme level with you here; you are typing some stupid ass shit. i mean fucking pants on head retarded monkey bullshit 100%.

1. we have no spy--we barely organize our own fucking faction lol, 70% of our players are literally never told what to do. you are being a cheeto swallowing cheesedick if you genuinely think that spy nonsense was true.

2. damatacus jumped the gun on attacking your fief, like straight up blew his fucking load in his trousers the second the girl in the room took off her bra. nobody told him to attack, just like nobody told assington to attack, etc, because we just let people do whatever in our faction. so i went to damatacus and said "hey bro 650 troops has 0% chance of capping that city, at least switch that to a raid so you have a chance.

4. nigga my entire ROLEPLAY is to pretend to be an arrogant, megalomaniacal asshole who believes he's invincible like fucking Kim Jong cuck except by accident my faction became the biggest faction, so now theres people out there who think the arrogance and self-fellatio is genuine. like nigga I ain't master strategizing this map, last night I was thinking about how bad I wanted to retire this ROLEPLAY and create the Police Department and just have battles with maces like batons and rectangular shields and make my name like Darren Wilson or something and just spam "stop resisting! target has a gun! subject is black, I need backup!"

3. i am STRAT 6's sole provider of fun and you bitch ass four eyed petty Peter bitches better recognize that. we have 5 fucking battles today, and i have no stomach for this shit tier community's whiny MINGE blasting crying
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 05:18:02 pm
I am the spy, I admit it. As I am the one who told them there was no other armies in the area. Seriously Anders, as Dan would say "STFU ANDERS"! you really believe that garbage. Don't need a spy to see that. More troops would be great but I don't have them, and I wanted to attack anyway. Considering the troop count, and the expected merc resistance, a raid seemed like a better idea.

You are calling a raid dirty tactics now. seriously?

Yeah, I do, A reall man would siege it.
Secondly: People have proof that this person is talking with the enemy, but I won't give the source who told that to me.
third: It would be strange that you don't report to your commanding officers that you have spotted me, just like I gonna say that there is a Bird army ready in New Peshmi. Don't know if they have bad intentions, or that if they wanna go to war with the Holy Crusade, but I like that to know, because I do not see anny decleration of war from the Birdfaction (green ones) towards the The Holy Crusade.
Fourth: I ill not reveill any tactics, but I believe that I beat you with a classic military move. Read more Tsun Tzu next time.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: xxkaliboyx on March 13, 2016, 05:21:47 pm
bruttus lemme level with you here; you are typing some stupid ass shit. i mean fucking pants on head retarded monkey bullshit 100%.

1. we have no spy--we barely organize our own fucking faction lol, 70% of our players are literally never told what to do. you are being a cheeto swallowing cheesedick if you genuinely think that spy nonsense was true.

2. damatacus jumped the gun on attacking your fief, like straight up blew his fucking load in his trousers the second the girl in the room took off her bra. nobody told him to attack, just like nobody told assington to attack, etc, because we just let people do whatever in our faction. so i went to damatacus and said "hey bro 650 troops has 0% chance of capping that city, at least switch that to a raid so you have a chance.

4. nigga my entire ROLEPLAY is to pretend to be an arrogant, megalomaniacal asshole who believes he's invincible like fucking Kim Jong cuck except by accident my faction became the biggest faction, so now theres people out there who think the arrogance and self-fellatio is genuine. like nigga I ain't master strategizing this map, last night I was thinking about how bad I wanted to retire this ROLEPLAY and create the Police Department and just have battles with maces like batons and rectangular shields and make my name like Darren Wilson or something and just spam "stop resisting! target has a gun! subject is black, I need backup!"

3. i am STRAT 6's sole provider of fun and you bitch ass four eyed petty Peter bitches better recognize that. we have 5 fucking battles today, and i have no stomach for this shit tier community's whiny MINGE blasting crying

I like to use the word "nigga" when I want the reader to know just how "serious" I really am and the extra dramatic effect of real talk......so......

NIGGA, fuck you!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 05:26:43 pm
no, fuck you my friend

and bruttes, im gonna make you an offer you can't refuse:

go fuck yourself kid
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 05:45:44 pm
no, fuck you my friend

and bruttes, im gonna make you an offer you can't refuse:

go fuck yourself kid

Ofcourse I will do that, but when is your mother be free?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 05:46:41 pm
no, you have to say "when WILL your mother be free"
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 05:48:06 pm
no, you have to say "when WILL your mother be free"

Mine mother, sorry, I am not like you, mine mother died 10 years ago, and I am not in to necrofily, actually even that I can not do that, because she was burnt to ashes.

pretty dificult if you ask me.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 05:52:45 pm
I was helping you with your English fuck ass, not sayin it back to you.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 06:08:33 pm
I was helping you with your English fuck ass, not sayin it back to you.

Ow I am sorry, I have misunderstood you
sorry for it
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 13, 2016, 06:25:47 pm
Maybe its just because I'm still drunk from last night but I can't understand what you're trying to say in any of your posts bruttus.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 08:23:00 pm
Hey there, I think you read WAAAAAY too far into what I said.

You know when I said we're aware you didn't have any armies in the area? Yeah, that's because I hollered at Damatacus asking "hey dude, do they have any armies in the area or inside halmar?" "no dude, nothing, I'll either attack him if he loses or attack the city if he grinds some tickets down" "ok sounds good i wont be here gotta go to work cuz im gay"

That's how it happened.

We've had more than 1 spy in our faction because if I see someone apply I don't even hesitate to accept them with open arms. I don't really think about it or check people out. At least, we've had at least 2 people join the faction for less than 48 hours only to quit and join another large faction after contributing nothing. We haven't posted about it and we have A LOT FUCKING MORE to lose than you considering the breakdown of allies and enemies.

oh and i actually GTX a battle for the first time because of you fucking shits

hope you enjoyed making my 45 minutes of freedom for yesterday a spawncamp outnumbered 2:1 you coons

i even said harsh things right before DCing from cRPG and TS, i let Damatacus down who has done nothing but good things for me this strat

this is what you're doing to me and you think i'm the bad guy



Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Saxton on March 13, 2016, 09:05:12 pm
Guys can we all chill with all this spy shit, I mean, cmon, we all know I've been a spy since strat 2.

Like shit i'm not even hiding it and I'm still not discovered, i'm just that damn good.
The only difference about this strat is that I hate you all equally, so I just spy for myself.

Knightmare knows this well :)
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 09:42:38 pm
you know what really clearly occurred to me today though its been sort of in my mind for awhile already, is that essentially we are the counter-culture of c-rpg. we're like a totally separate community that came back to play for a bit, and has declared war on the current entire c-rpg community. thats why its always the fact that the active mercs, people who are the c-rpg community, always have like 35 mercs within an hour or two of a battle between us being initiated, but our faction has to struggle and reach out to all sorts of people that don't actually play and check the battle page to catch up on mercs. we're the anti-community.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Saxton on March 13, 2016, 09:45:44 pm
you know what really clearly occurred to me today though its been sort of in my mind for awhile already, is that essentially we are the counter-culture of c-rpg. we're like a totally separate community that came back to play for a bit, and has declared war on the current entire c-rpg community. thats why its always the fact that the active mercs, people who are the c-rpg community, always have like 35 mercs within an hour or two of a battle between us being initiated, but our faction has to struggle and reach out to all sorts of people that don't actually play and check the battle page to catch up on mercs. we're the anti-community.


You're the Kesh of this strat.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 10:25:27 pm
you know what really clearly occurred to me today though its been sort of in my mind for awhile already, is that essentially we are the counter-culture of c-rpg. we're like a totally separate community that came back to play for a bit, and has declared war on the current entire c-rpg community. thats why its always the fact that the active mercs, people who are the c-rpg community, always have like 35 mercs within an hour or two of a battle between us being initiated, but our faction has to struggle and reach out to all sorts of people that don't actually play and check the battle page to catch up on mercs. we're the anti-community.

Is that not youre own foult, you have declared war against every1 of NA
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Relit on March 13, 2016, 10:27:18 pm
Is that not youre own foult, you have declared war against every1 of NA

I think that was kind of the idea from the start...
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Keshian on March 13, 2016, 10:28:57 pm
Is that not youre own foult, you have declared war against every1 of NA

You know I don't think we are supposed to take that seriously.  We were "declared war" upon like 2 months ago and nothing has happened, not even 1 attack. Obviously, what he means by declaring war on others and bringing battle to NA, is just forum wars, which has been a quite vigorous struggle of late between him and I.

P.S.  Though I do think think Havelle chased me into Tilbaut castle, which got his ass teleported to EU today.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 13, 2016, 10:32:26 pm
P.S.  Though I do think think Havelle chased me into Tilbaut castle, which got his ass teleported to EU today.

Thats the importante thing for today :)
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Keshian on March 13, 2016, 10:41:32 pm
We'll take our chances where we can but we ain't turning over every stone for like 3 guys.

:(

I guess I haven't made enough of an impression this strat.  Feel like the fat girl at the homecoming dance.  No one wants to dance!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 13, 2016, 10:45:51 pm
i mean kesh you can say "THEY DECLARE WAR AND DO NOTHING" but you have to be pretty ignorant lol... 5 battles today and all of them are real battles, and all of them are GOBBLIN REALM vs. someone else
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Relit on March 13, 2016, 10:53:04 pm
i mean kesh you can say "THEY DECLARE WAR AND DO NOTHING" but you have to be pretty ignorant lol... 5 battles today and all of them are real battles, and all of them are GOBBLIN REALM vs. someone else

I'm just glad we are having battles at all. The only reason I and many of the others in the GOBBLIN Reich came back was to fight against our fellow nerds in strat. Let see how much we can keep this up before everybody gets burnt out again and quits.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Jona on March 13, 2016, 10:54:30 pm
i mean kesh you can say "THEY DECLARE WAR AND DO NOTHING" but you have to be pretty ignorant lol... 5 battles today and all of them are real battles, and all of them are GOBBLIN REALM vs. someone else

I think he means strictly against his own faction. We can't call you out on not providing us with battles as a whole, but against BRD you've yet to have any.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 11:05:42 pm
I think he means strictly against his own faction. We can't call you out on not providing us with battles as a whole, but against BRD you've yet to have any.

If he means that, then he's about 2/3 right. That's a pretty generous estimate, but I'm willing to give that shit out.

The battle which caused me to have the lovely STEAMING PILE OF SHIT tags (I mean outside of diplomatic damage control in which I am willing to masochistically participate) was lost; if it wasn't, I had a glistening erection prepared for your ass right before you dipped into Knudarr castle. Unfortunately, I had quite a bit too much fun the night earlier and was far too hungover to achieve more than a simple 1:1 KD in the battle, much less recruiting autistically beforehand. Yeah, I've gotta keep justifying my poor performance, I'm gay etc

But yeah dude I was all like FUCK AFTER THIS BATTLE IMMA GONNA GIT KESH, I don't think anyone other than some of my faction members understand just how stoked I was that I was gonna git Kesh and he was gonna get the dick from lolUIF in EU over and over, but alas the battle was lost

So anyway outside of all that dumb shit, we're at war with far too many factions to go picking a fight balls-deep in enemy territory against BRD traders (you've got like 4 people in that faction right Keshian-kun? I mean outside of those AoW farmers in Dhirim :^)). And GOD FUCKING FORBID I make the same mistake I did when I was a couple years younger and go attacking BRD castles...that right there is a surefire way to have a horrific time. You'll have to forgive me if I don't send all of the shit we have against a castle.

GLHF on the upcoming battles. VERY VERY pleased and surprised that the rosters ended up so damn even on that previous one. Good ole' daylight savings time may have saved the day on that one. Good fight, btw.

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Keshian on March 13, 2016, 11:22:11 pm
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Nah, those guys in dhirim, I've been trying to reach them for a month on steam.  Never around, probably long out of gold.  Dionysus just joined us today though! Yeah!  Though Slippery and Eggowaffle gone completely afk too, so really still just 4 members.

But I remember that, I actually timed it to the minute, figured it takes 3 minutes before battle starts with people spawning.  As long as it took more than 3 minutes for battle to finish I would be inside Knudarr castle before it was over thanks to my donkeys.  Otherwise I wouldn't have set my path to knudarr at the time.

But I'm glad you were thinking of me!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 13, 2016, 11:25:40 pm
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Nah, those guys in dhirim, I've been trying to reach them for a month on steam.  Never around, probably long out of gold.  Dionysus just joined us today though! Yeah!  Though Slippery and Eggowaffle gone completely afk too, so really still just 4 members.

But I remember that, I actually timed it to the minute, figured it takes 3 minutes before battle starts with people spawning.  As long as it took more than 3 minutes for battle to finish I would be inside Knudarr castle before it was over thanks to my donkeys.  Otherwise I wouldn't have set my path to knudarr at the time.

But I'm glad you were thinking of me!

fuck me i shouldn't be doing this

Now I didn't time shit because I don't really play things that way, but that isn't at ALL to say that I'm not a huge autist nearly as afflicted as yourself. During that battle I was alt-tabbing like a motherfucker with my path set to attack you immediately after the battle ended. Of course things got dire there towards the end but about 3/5 through the battle I still saw plenty of opportunity to git ya right before you nipped on in there.

Of course I didn't really PLAN that so much as I said to myself "oh wow i might be able to nab a keshian out here fuck yeah", but regardless I'm not really gonna concede that I wouldn't have got ya. It is something I need to believe for my own sanity, anyway. You know, that I COULDA got ya but I just sucked too bad instead of the effort being futile in the first place. Bad for the psyche, external locus of control and all that.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Rando on March 14, 2016, 02:10:55 am
Yeah, I do, A reall man would siege it.
Secondly: People have proof that this person is talking with the enemy, but I won't give the source who told that to me.
third: It would be strange that you don't report to your commanding officers that you have spotted me, just like I gonna say that there is a Bird army ready in New Peshmi. Don't know if they have bad intentions, or that if they wanna go to war with the Holy Crusade, but I like that to know, because I do not see anny decleration of war from the Birdfaction (green ones) towards the The Holy Crusade.
Fourth: I ill not reveill any tactics, but I believe that I beat you with a classic military move. Read more Tsun Tzu next time.

"Fourth: I ill not reveill any tactics, but I believe that I beat you with a classic military move. Read more Tsun Tzu next time."

This really made me cringe dude
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 14, 2016, 08:12:03 pm
Today  it will happen again, besieged by a faction that does not even bother to give a declaration of war.
That clan, called the Bird clan, wants to vulture and partying over our dead.
They are sure about their victory, they put even have their members already in.

Now I ask you, to the humans,the elves and the dwarves to fight together, side by side against these creations.
Show them that we, the people, the free elves and the free dwarves , are not yet defeated.

Do not fight for me, or for The Holy Crusade, or Acre, but fight for yourselves.
To protect your cities and regions, Because once Halmar falls, no one is safe. You will all be dominated by the Goblins and the vultures.
Your importante fiefs would be taken away.

Forget the hate against me or Acre just for this time, and shows that you are not willing to just give up.
If we lose Halmar, Then we can say, Yes, we have lost Halmar but the Gobblins and their slaves, BIRD, they bought Halmar with the price of their blood.
Then you can say, Yes I was in Halmar, And that was a good fight. For every centimeter, those slaves with their masters had to fight.


Let our slogan be "For Halmar"

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 07:19:29 am
I want to say thank you for all the ones that defended Halmar
But I think its time to retreat mine forces.

It is no use for us to fight against the gobblins if people are not willing to support or merc for us.
We will fight again when people are in need of oure army's and are willing to merc for us, but not a moment sooner.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 15, 2016, 07:57:31 am
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 04:41:39 pm
funny, attacking on an houre that most people go asleep
And you are all proud of it

well, congratz are in order.

To the others that fought anonymously against me, I hope that they have the balls to tell Bonesaw why you like to see a city in hands of theyre and your enemies, and why the only city that could defend theyre northen flank has fallen.

Let the downvote begin.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 15, 2016, 05:01:52 pm
funny, attacking on an houre that most people go asleep
And you are all proud of it

well, congratz are in order.

To the others that fought anonymously against me, I hope that they have the balls to tell Bonesaw why you like to see a city in hands of theyre and your enemies, and why the only city that could defend theyre northen flank has fallen.

Let the downvote begin.

You do know that every attack was done right after the previous attack ended, right?  For that reason the attack had to happen at that time.

Sorry it got too real there, but I'm very passionate about Bird Law.

Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 15, 2016, 05:09:52 pm
Well, they had to attack you. Like I have been told multiple times already, you can't just let someone get away to attack at a convenient time. Its not like you would have sat there and waited for them to attack you at a good primetime spot. As for the siege of Halmar, they attacked almost immediately after Damatacus raided the fief which is tactical to prevent any reinforcements.
Don't take what I say out of context because I will still whine and bitch about a shitty battle time but I do understand why they happen. I just wish they didn't have to happen.

I don't know why you are worried about Bonesaw and HoC not having the city (it wasn't even their fief lol). Its also not like a fief is going to protect them from getting attacked. They hide inside the fief, the fief gets attacked, they get kicked out, field battle.


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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 05:18:19 pm
Well, they had to attack you. Like I have been told multiple times already, you can't just let someone get away to attack at a convenient time. Its not like you would have sat there and waited for them to attack you at a good primetime spot. As for the siege of Halmar, they attacked almost immediately after Damatacus raided the fief which is tactical to prevent any reinforcements.
Don't take what I say out of context because I will still whine and bitch about a shitty battle time but I do understand why they happen. I just wish they didn't have to happen.

I don't know why you are worried about Bonesaw and HoC not having the city (it wasn't even their fief lol). Its also not like a fief is going to protect them from getting attacked. They hide inside the fief, the fief gets attacked, they get kicked out, field battle.


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Ow, no, its not that, I actually had hoped that some of those anonymously players would use theyre common sence and join the defenders side. I really like that the battles are fair., and thats why mine question was directed to them.
The battle was 5.37 am for me, I saw the roosters, and whent back to sleep, knew it was a lost battle.

Then the next time you don't mind then that I attack them or the Gobblins on a not convienent time
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 15, 2016, 05:23:25 pm
Ow, no, its not that, I actually had hoped that some of those anonymously players would use theyre common sence and join the defenders side. I really like that the battles are fair., and thats why mine question was directed to them.
The battle was 5.37 am for me, I saw the roosters, and whent back to sleep, knew it was a lost battle.

Then the next time you don't mind then that I attack them or the Gobblins on a not convienent time

We are being nice to you because you're clearly new at Strat which is a bitch of a game to learn.  But the awful truth of the matter is, you can certainly attack at an inconvenient time for Bird or Gobblin, it probably won't get you the win and that's if you can even figure out what our night time settings are, because I set mine to something but I have no idea when is actually is, because the interface is such shit.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 15, 2016, 05:38:25 pm
Ow, no, its not that, I actually had hoped that some of those anonymously players would use theyre common sence and join the defenders side. I really like that the battles are fair., and thats why mine question was directed to them.
The battle was 5.37 am for me, I saw the roosters, and whent back to sleep, knew it was a lost battle.

Then the next time you don't mind then that I attack them or the Gobblins on a not convienent time

I feel like you missed everything I said, you ignored my whole post and responded to yourself which was a point I intentionally ignored because you don't actually know who the people who used pseudonyms actually are. For all you know the people that used the pseudonyms were IN BIRD or GOBBLINS.

Maybe something is getting lost in translation but you are talking like Blackbird did in that abortion strat 5. "I'll attack at Eu primetime because you guys aren't playing fair"
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 05:41:24 pm
Strategus is 30% map micromanagement, and 70% forum PR.

Not being horrible, but saying something like 'let the downvote begin' doesn't win over the community and it doesn't inspire your allies or factionmembers. It may be true, and it may be honestly how you're feeling but just bear in mind that NA strat is absolutely a popularity contest and people will roster for the faction they want to support even if playing 'optimally' should mean they automatically sign for the faction that is fighting their enemy.

A 'haters gonna hate' or 'oh you gonna regret signing against us' attitude doesn't gain you support. So if that's what you're aiming for stop right now, take a break from posting, and come back with a new attitude. You wont get support from that style of posting, which means less fun for you in your battles as you'll be facing an uneven roster, which means more bitterness in your posts, and even less support.

Honestly, your forward attack on Halmar was a great idea and executed really well, you took the city very quickly. I was really envious to see you do that because I planned something similar weeks ago but 2 of our large armies were trashed due to inexperienced leadership on my part and a bad attack time from a faction-mate so our 3rd army was unsupported and had to retreat.

If you have someone advising you of tactics/mechanics on the map they're doing a good job. But whoever is your PR guy should be fired, because you need to create an image people want to support. Either a big shittalking nerd like great leaders before you, or some other forum personality of your choosing that you think will appeal to the people of this forum. Not only is doing that more efficient because you'll get more roster support, but you'll actually end up having more fun that way too.

True, but even the attack on Halmar, I had to beg and convince people why they should join me in this attack.
I do not say that the attack of Halmar was mine idea, but it was at the moment a good idea, and I saw the posibility's in it.
Now I received a chance to proof what I am worth it, but I am also reasonble and don't want that the rest of the army's getting rect because of no merc support.

So I hope I impressed some people about what I can do, and hopefully I can do it further, but I really hope that people are just stopping with OW he's Acre guy, we hate him and them mentallity, and just join the war against the Gobblins, or if there is an advantage with 1 of those rosters, that they switch to the other side.

And for the people who sent hatemails toward me about Acre stole lands from Despotate, sorry, thats something what I can not do, but now with the fall of halmar, i'm back on 0
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Bronto on March 15, 2016, 05:48:12 pm
Damn dude, outnumbered by 18 mercs, that's a tough one.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 15, 2016, 06:14:06 pm
Damn dude, outnumbered by 18 mercs, that's a tough one.

I think that might have something to do with the fact that the city was raided the day before and people thought that the city would have no gear.
It doesn't help when Bruttus himself said that it would be a loss. If you don't have confidence in yourself how can you expect people to want to fight for you.


I can only speak for myself but having dealt with Acre before I already know what it is about them that makes me not want to fight for or with them in strat which is why I was so against them joining the GOBBLINS.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 15, 2016, 06:20:48 pm
I literally have to beg and plead to get people on my roster for every fight.  Even my faction members can't be bothered to check the battle page once a day.

There are a lot of critics, especially in diplomacy, but I will always have respect for the aggressors.  They eat a tablespoon of shit, then ask for another bowl.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: njames89 on March 15, 2016, 06:52:32 pm
Don't mind the negativity Commander Bruttus. You are doing a good job. The move to take Halmar was a bold one and it nearly payed off.

The Holy Crusade marches on to fight another day! God wills it!
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 15, 2016, 07:08:34 pm
Don't mind the negativity Commander Bruttus. You are doing a good job. The move to take Halmar was a bold one and it nearly payed off.

The Holy Crusade marches on to fight another day! God wills it!

I am pretty sure the only person that was being negative was Bruttus. I pointed out what went wrong as did Havelle, Heskey and Murdertron and that is so he can learn what not to do so he does not make the same mistakes twice(something you've never learned.)

I think that going for a city right in the GOBBLIN territory was in fact a ballsy move but he had no backup and he turtled up calling it a failure from the moment Damatacus went to contest him for the fief.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 15, 2016, 07:46:15 pm
I am pretty sure the only person that was being negative was Bruttus. I pointed out what went wrong as did Havelle, Heskey and Murdertron and that is so he can learn what not to do so he does not make the same mistakes twice(something you've never learned.)

I think that going for a city right in the GOBBLIN territory was in fact a ballsy move but he had no backup and he turtled up calling it a failure from the moment Damatacus went to contest him for the fief.
Nah anything that does not praise or suck Acre's Epeen is negative and enemy propaganda.
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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 15, 2016, 07:48:38 pm
Bruttus is a very emotional and negative person (speaking from my time in acre).  Think he needs to get laid or smoke some pot. 
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: njames89 on March 15, 2016, 08:05:20 pm
anything that does not praise or suck Acre's Epeen is negative and enemy propaganda.

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Bruttus is a very emotional and negative person (speaking from my time in acre).  Think he needs to get laid or smoke some pot. 

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Butan on March 15, 2016, 08:18:40 pm
You can never truly die on strategus, Knight Bruttus.
Keep on keeping on, and you will find mercs loyal to you following your banners to battle, dont quit.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 15, 2016, 08:34:21 pm
I never imagined it'd be so hard for other people to find decent fighters that considered us a bunch of assholes a few weeks ago.

Surely there are still PLENTY of folks that think we're assholes and would like nothing more than to humiliate us on the sacred grounds of NA_3.

Find them!

OR you could do what we have been doing and persuading people that haven't played in 1yr+ to come back. Mod's so dead we gotta raid the graves.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Bryggan on March 15, 2016, 09:18:10 pm
If there was some way to predict rosters... but there isn't.  Sometimes you kick ass, sometimes your ass gets kicked, sometimes you get equal rosters and a damn good fight.  It's a risk, and anyone who loses a nice army due to low rosters needs at least 3-4 days to get over the rage.

But it usually balances out.  There will be more battles, and maybe next time Gobblins will get bad rosters and they'll bitch for a few days, then we'll get bad rosters and we'll bitch... its all standard strat stuff.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Saxton on March 15, 2016, 09:26:57 pm
Don't mind the negativity Commander Bruttus. You are doing a good job. The move to take Halmar was a bold one and it nearly payed off.

Thanks James :)

I wonder where he got the idea from.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 15, 2016, 09:32:23 pm
I like this "to the point", non-rp, non-drunk Bryggan.  He should hang out more often.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Jona on March 15, 2016, 09:37:40 pm
A shame all these Halmar battles happened so late, would have loved to take part in them.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 09:51:47 pm
First of all, is that I apologize,
I was simply demoralized when I saw the roster, and I just went way back to my bed. Didn't care anymore to put up a defence. I wanted a last stand before I lost city, and I noticed that actually a few where willing to fight, for the reasons that I could understand why they stand by me.

Now I will admit that I let made myself the mistake to let everyone think that I have no gear, while I actually have expressed some people that they do not really have to worry.
I forget that no one here has a military background, and that's what I try to do, try to have the fighting attractive, just like playing chess. Piece by Piece.
And the less the enemy knows what I do or have, the better.

For each move, there is thought about it. But I do not really explain the reasons why I move those pieces.
I  really did not wanted to tell everyone why I attack an AI fief, but felt obliged to post it on the forums for whatever reason I wanted Halmar, to get merc's.
But some names I read, it did hurt, like busines as usual 4Acre.
So I guess that those people do not want to know mine reasons, or they do not want to give me the chance to let me proof.
During the fighting, if I have enough merc, I shut up in TS, and let someone lead, Simply because I do not have much authority such as Kesh or Knightmare, for excample.
But mine movements  and orders have been given to the people who need to know what they have to do.

The reason why I troll, is in fact very simple. I have meanwhile experienced how lame some sieges are, especially AI fiefs. so I provoke a bit, because I really hate it to have no opposition.
I just want to get everybody understands that we fights side by side.
I also know that some factions are satisfied with what I do, and what course I sail, but in my opinion, the factionmembers do not want to know it, and see Acre still in a bad daylight.
What else should I do, I have taken a city with some reasonable opositie in the middle of gobblin teritory. Or do they prefer that the army's that we have are destroyed, just knowing that you actually need them?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 09:56:10 pm

I wonder where he got the idea from.

Yeah, 2 bad that this person promised allot of things, therefor mine reinforcements came to late, because I believed the person what he said.

I learn everyday a bit.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 15, 2016, 10:14:08 pm
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Hey man, we understand why you went for Halmar. Of course it was an intelligent strategic decision assuming proper execution; given generally low amounts of AI-signups it was reasonable to believe you could nab it and hold it. You just didn't have the coordination between individuals to pull it off. Nobody is calling the overall plan stupid, you know. In fact, I don't think ANYONE is really talking or judging about the strategic/tactical implications of your decisions on the map. Hell, neither side has had much in the way of decisions yet, anyway. Shit's just starting to pop off.

You'd be surprised how many people DO have a military background that play this game. It's just that those folks don't generally bring it up or alter their personas accordingly. I mean shit, if you see a certain one of our armies kinda chilling out and patrolling without clear objective, it's because the motherfucker just got deployed to Kuwait.

It really sucks that you're trying to fight us and are at a merc deficit. I understand exactly how that is from strat 4. Watching your mercenaries slowly dwindle and sometimes switch sides wholesale because their greatest loyalty lies with the side that is more likely to win.

I don't know what your teamspeak environment is like; I don't know who is leading and if there are any elements in there causing people to drop out or switch sides. We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that, so maybe there are people running around saying that you're a bunch of highschool memekids or something.

For my part, I can only promise that I won't painstakingly recruit for hours before the battle if our roster isn't down by 7-10+ applications. I deeply desire even rosters (in terms of numbers), so I won't be touching butts with 20 people on steam at once to come play in battles if we're already fine on mercs.

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Westwood on March 15, 2016, 10:26:40 pm
We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that
Which deeply offends me, I graduated from memeschool last Spring.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 15, 2016, 10:36:20 pm
We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that, so maybe there are people running around saying that you're a bunch of highschool memekids or something.

To be fair I hang out in that teamspeak and I stopped maturing mentally at the age of 7.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Torben on March 15, 2016, 11:05:55 pm
i usually enjoy battles most when ts environment is pleasing.  may I suggest opening a cup of space jam,  bruttus?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: bruttus on March 15, 2016, 11:06:48 pm
i usually enjoy battles most when ts environment is pleasing.  may I suggest opening a cup of space jam,  bruttus?

you may
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 15, 2016, 11:34:36 pm
People simply didn't show for you because you didn't broadcast that it could have been a winning battle and that you had gear. You need to exhibit supreme enthusiasm when you know you can win... people don't like signing up if they expect they're just going to lose. These last two pages were unnecessary.

By the way I don't think attacking Halmar was a smart plan actually. It just gives us a very close place to bleed your armies down, because the city is actually very shitty to defend.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Artyem on March 16, 2016, 12:35:51 am
if you don't want us to sperg out stop signing up like 20 people in the first hour that never show up lol, it triggers our autism and gives us flashbacks of old FCC fighting, we can't help signing up as many people as we can after that

This is definitely how it all got started.  We were low on mercs twice and my strat 4 PTSD triggered, and I'm definitely not alone on that.  Every battle since then has had the enemy up on mercs right up until the battle, and that's not because we're keeping people unchecked until the last minute.  We have at least three people actively digging the graves of old cRPG players trying to get them to come play again, and the majority of them don't actually sign up until the last 30 minutes.

I'm not particularly happy to see you guys (ND, Acre, HoC to a lesser extent) getting dicked so hard on rosters though, I understand how demoralizing that can be and I'll personally try to cool it on the mass recruiting for now.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 16, 2016, 12:40:45 am
Legitimately considering renaming the faction to THE REALM OF THE NECROMANCER, and just making shitposts with poorly paint-edited photos of old dead cRPG players being raised unwilling from the grave.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 16, 2016, 01:21:19 am
This is definitely how it all got started.  We were low on mercs twice and my strat 4 PTSD triggered, and I'm definitely not alone on that.  Every battle since then has had the enemy up on mercs right up until the battle, and that's not because we're keeping people unchecked until the last minute.  We have at least three people actively digging the graves of old cRPG players trying to get them to come play again, and the majority of them don't actually sign up until the last 30 minutes.

I'm not particularly happy to see you guys (ND, Acre, HoC to a lesser extent) getting dicked so hard on rosters though, I understand how demoralizing that can be and I'll personally try to cool it on the mass recruiting for now.

No lie, I've been nerd herding people onto rosters pretty heavily to make sure that the non-gob rosters are sufficient. Problem is, your side(UIF) is effectly 83 merc pool total with 60 of that(maybe more) in one faction/TS. The other side(Anti UIF) has 92 mercs over 7 factions. It's hard to coordinate that...

This is also ignoring  CC or Despotate fighting for one side or the other
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Butan on March 16, 2016, 01:22:32 am
I don't know what your teamspeak environment is like; I don't know who is leading and if there are any elements in there causing people to drop out or switch sides. We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that, so maybe there are people running around saying that you're a bunch of highschool memekids or something.

From my small experience, every NA TS Strat battles I've been on has never been rated below 8/10: always either chill , or really fun; mostly a combination of both. Even in big ass battles where whole factions are in the balance, you do your job with flair, style, and meme.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Bryggan on March 16, 2016, 01:33:01 am

For my part, I can only promise that I won't painstakingly recruit for hours before the battle if our roster isn't down by 7-10+ applications. I deeply desire even rosters (in terms of numbers), so I won't be touching butts with 20 people on steam at once to come play in battles if we're already fine on mercs.

It won't work.  Ten people will sign against you last minute.  We have tried everything to make even rosters in the past.  Nothing works.  It's all futile.  All you can do is hope every third or fourth battle is even.

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 16, 2016, 03:03:34 am
I just love the continual comparisons to UIF from people who have no idea what our faction is like on the inside.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Noodlenrice on March 16, 2016, 03:16:00 am
I myself nerded the hell out for my own battle for mercs because we were down mercs and i was scared of losing (which we almost did as a result of my shit gear). Therefore I tried to get a bunch of my old Folkvangr friends and Squid friends. Not even sure of whether it worked or not but the fact that i nerded out for it was definitely a result of the initial disparity of rosters.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 16, 2016, 05:59:21 am
Fuck you noodles all you're good for is stealing shit from other people.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Torben on March 16, 2016, 08:45:50 am
I just love the continual comparisons to UIF from people who have no idea what our faction is like on the inside.

I attended one of your strat battles lately and your faction literally introduced its self to me as a less organized NA UIF ^^


From my small experience, every NA TS Strat battles I've been on has never been rated below 8/10: always either chill , or really fun; mostly a combination of both. Even in big ass battles where whole factions are in the balance, you do your job with flair, style, and meme.

so much this.  except for one acre battle last strat vs Blackbird,  any NA strat battle I attended was fun, chill and just way cooler then what you usually get in EU.  No matter if ass being handed or er.. ass.. being.. pounded?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Butan on March 16, 2016, 02:46:56 pm
I attended one of your strat battles lately and your faction literally introduced its self to me as a less organized NA UIF ^^

You guys got got, you on tape now, case closed. No Heskeytime lawyer will save yo ass.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 16, 2016, 03:30:50 pm
Mostly from people who clearly don't remember UIF well enough or haven't dealt with them in 2-3 years

Well, if you've read one Kesh post you know they are all multi-accounting Russian hackers who have wall hacks and aimbot and directly fund ISIS.  So, we're all veritable experts here.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 16, 2016, 06:56:53 pm
Gobblin ts used to be fun but those bundle of stickss daruvian and sandy argue like a married couple most of the time. Also from time to time you can hear sandy mouth breathing like a huge nerd.
Then again what do I know, I'm just an over concussed man child.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 16, 2016, 10:34:27 pm
fuck all of you nerds, ive just been playing skyrim every day
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 16, 2016, 10:37:08 pm
fuck all of you nerds, ive just been playing skyrim every day

What a great leader, goes off and lone wolfs it every day.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 16, 2016, 10:42:11 pm
What a great leader, goes off and lone wolfs it every day.

He must get along real well with Palmala...
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Albus on March 16, 2016, 10:44:57 pm
fuck all of you nerds, ive just been playing skyrim every day
me 2
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 16, 2016, 11:54:40 pm
Gobblin ts used to be fun but those bundle of stickss daruvian and sandy argue like a married couple most of the time. Also from time to time you can hear sandy mouth breathing like a huge nerd.
Then again what do I know, I'm just an over concussed man child.

I mean, yeah that first one happens sometimes. Most likely right before I'm about to go into shitty third shift on the weekends.

But man, I thought I never really hot mic'd. Do I do that shit? I'm sure it is plain awful, I'm a real savage to my lungs sometimes.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 17, 2016, 05:12:53 pm


To all those brave men that enjoys to rip the head off the Goblin King and shit down his throat from time to time, I give you an opportunity to fight his Communist fuckbuddies - the UIF  :twisted:

Great gear to be used, much fun to be had and am sure that some Goblins are hiding in their roster for you to kill!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=845

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Torben on March 17, 2016, 05:54:08 pm

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but will there be any jam. any space.. jam.. perhaps?
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2016, 06:05:40 pm

To all those brave men that enjoys to rip the head off the Goblin King and shit down his throat from time to time, I give you an opportunity to fight his Communist fuckbuddies - the UIF  :twisted:

Great gear to be used, much fun to be had and am sure that some Goblins are hiding in their roster for you to kill!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=845

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German propaganda! :D
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 17, 2016, 06:06:26 pm

To all those brave men that enjoys to rip the head off the Goblin King and shit down his throat from time to time, I give you an opportunity to fight his Communist fuckbuddies - the UIF  :twisted:

Great gear to be used, much fun to be had and am sure that some Goblins are hiding in their roster for you to kill!

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=845

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boy I m just running out of steam to tell everyone how fucking shit they are

but let me tell you son

your a my old friend
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 17, 2016, 06:47:50 pm
boy I m just running out of steam to tell everyone how fucking shit they are

but let me tell you son

your a my old friend

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Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 17, 2016, 06:48:42 pm
German propaganda! :D

Swedish Nebun, swedish propaganda - I know that Ukrainian Schools arent good, but still come on, you must have learned something :D
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: mcdeath on March 17, 2016, 07:03:35 pm
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Oh, I get it, thats supposed to be condescending.
Title: Re: Knight Bruttus joines the Crusade against the Goblins
Post by: GRANDMOM on March 17, 2016, 07:34:43 pm
Oh, I get it, thats supposed to be condescending.

Oh, I get it, thats supposed to be condescending