Got to give you props. First acre member to actually go on a legitimate crusade instead of sitting in their fiefs all strat. Solid matching roleplay - good luck!
After a night full of prayers, I had a vision of the Holy chadz. (Read:After a wholle night drinking beer and party)My Edit of this shit
chadz the Holy One, blessed be His Name, told me that He, chadz the Holy One, Blessed be His Name, saw me, Knight Bruttus of Acre, how I felt.
I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, told the chadz Holy One, Blessed is His Name, that I felt humbled and betrayed when the Goblinking adopt a new law in order to humiliate the Knights of Acre.
I told to chadz the Holy One, blessed be his name, that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, was sorry to follow our foolish King, King James of Acre to the path of darkness, so from now on, I, Knight Brutus Acre want to follow the path of enlightenment, but I do not know how.
Suddenly the Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, raised his hand up and hit me in the face, and told me that this hit on mine face was to wake you up.
The Holy chadz, Blessed be His Name, told me that I, Knight Bruttus of Acre, to organize a crusade against the Evil and their armies.
I asked the Holy chadz, how to do that, I'm just one guy, and probably no one would follow me.
And very likely my King, King James of Acre, will not approve it, or even of my property, titles or even removed from Acre. I need at least permission from my king, King James of Acre.
And if, a very BIG if, mine king, King James of Acre approves off this, what can I do with one small army, an independent faction...
Suddenly I felt again a slap on my face, and when I looked up, I saw the Holy chadz Blessed be his Name, a smile on his face, and told me that I do not have to worry about it.
Preach on the forums what are your intentions, prove it in Strat. Apoint leaders that are qualified to take over the lead in your battles, protect the weak....
In time, the other factions will probably see this, and they fight side by side to defeat the Evil.
And then I suddenly woke up, went to the barracks of my soldiers, and told them what I saw.
Nobody believed me, but they all wanted one thing, revenge towards the Goblins and theyre allies.
They wanted WAR, even under the guise of a holy crusade, the troops under the command of Knight Bruttus of Acre, would take their revenge for the humiliation they were extended to by the Goblins.
Hey, an active crusader faction on NA strat that's pretty cool. And Bruttus finally willing to fly the nest and go his own wa...
- Looks at Strat map
- James has joined Bruttus' faction
- Estimate 24 hours before James thinks he's in charge of the faction (if he doesnt think so already)
Yes, but I make another drama of it.
First time that I try to roleplay.
And no, James told me that I am the factionleader, but I need his advice about leading a faction. People misjudge me becouse I am loyal to the clan that I belong to, So no mather what, I Always defend the clan. Thats how I am.
And You Heskey, Thank you for your chivalry, you let me pass, even when I was with the Goblins, that I wanted to attack 1 of your villages. ( better say it, you had spotted me annyway.)
Yet another group of players I've convinced to stop acting like pussies. Reinvigorating this community one shitpost at a time.
This is for the Gobblin KingGive em' the cold steel Bruttus! I got your six.
Just to tell him that I am on the march.
The Crusade against Evil has started.
This is for the Gobblin King
Just to tell him that I am on the march.
The Crusade against Evil has started.
1) This faction is not a conquest faction, all the fiefs that I Liberated, will be given back to the faction that has claimed that fief, for a small price. I only accept troops, silver and tradingrights. ( I need to survive!)
2) This is a temporary faction, so when evil and his armies are defeated, so does this faction.
3) The Fiefs that where originally claimed by the the forces of evil, will be sold to the highest bidder, so no worries for waging war against me
So my suspicions is,is that our majesty in one way or another attempt mislead is with false visions off our old King Reinhard, So that the Goblin King persuade King James to join the Goblins.
god the fps in that video... :evil:
You and your "can't handle anything less than 100 fps at 4k resolution" eyes.
Now we have Bretonnia in strat too? We should just make it mandatory to roleplay a warhammer faction for strat
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I know the video is of the empire, but the roleplay of your new faction is better fitting for bretonnia :DThank you :)
Sounds like a lot of fun btw, if I wasnt a dwarf I would join you ;)
You can count on dwarven support tho
I would reserve that statement until they actually have a battle.
Already done
Its a small trader, but its a first step, and from small steps, big ones come after.
Honestly,
If Chumley hadn't already been enroute to attack Glancer then we would have, and it would have been even earlier.
This is a better outcome, this party on the map wasn't going to leave our lands unmolested either way.
After all this time of playing strat I am desensitized to the fact that battles are not always going to happen whenever it is convenient for yourself. I will still bitch and moan about it but I do understand that shit happens. My real issue is that Acre is still trying to act like they are actually doing something when they have not done anything yet.
The fiefs they have currently were given to them by Huesby in a fief transfer because he left the potato faction and wanted to give them the fiefs back. So Acre joined a faction and stole the fiefs that were given to them for free yet again.
You quote my post which agrees with the point Heskey made and restate a point for the third post in a row. You then fail to answer my additional point being that your faction was never actually the original owners of most of your fiefs. You say I am rude and not polite but I make a post based off of facts and you ignore it.
Also he is not my king, fuck that daruvian guy. The guy literally types out homo erotica about himself and kesh.
Nerd edit: If you think the GOBBLINKING is polite then you are probably the most autistic person I've met.
Maybe they just think it's no astronomical coincidence that a whole bunch of carebear factions decided to attack cities on STRAT all within a half hour of each other so you could encourage each other to sign up for each other and fatigue anybody who wants to make the AI defense count. This is practically no different than attacking at 2 AM. The intention is the same: to make it a pain in the ass for people who want to actually defend as the AI and make those battles count for something. Because yeah we are all nerds, but who the fuck is gonna play three consecutive city sieges on a Saturday night just to help the AI?
I thought you had (after my prodding) adopted a warlike stance on Strategus, a desire for full fledged combat in a war video game. My mind has been changed after witnessing you and two other factions attack cities literally all in the span of a half an hour, and then when you get a measly amount of defenders signed up, you go to the forums and say "why are people signing up for defense?!". You clearly don't actually want these city defenses to be good battles. You want easy wins. Disappointing.
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Honestly, if I were a rogue agent playing as Daruvian instead of THE GOBBLIN KING and I saw some faction posting "OMG WHY AREN'T YOU CAREBEARING FOR US? 29 PEOPLE SIGNED FOR A DEFENSE?", I would probably immediately sign against that faction lol.
youre being dramatic. chances are youre going to end up 45 v 23 or something like every city battle except dhirim. the whole propaganda and grovelling thing is not necessary for you. stop wasting your time with posts. you 90% chance will take the city. i dont mean this in a rude way.Its not against you, I hoped that you Guy's would show up, love to have a fair fight, and right now, I hope that every 1 shows up, and have a funn siege of it.
I really don't get how there's anything lame about a raid. It's the logical thing to do.
Only if you don't have anny other option left.
Makes you really desporate to get that city.
I genuinely hope that the relatively costless cities taken tonight result in more aggressive action by those factions against someone.
I'd greatly prefer that the "battles" against AI be, you know, ACTUAL battles. I'm only confident that would happen against Khorne, GAWBBLINS, or BIRD AND BRD. Going by history, that's how it has shaken out, anyway.
Instead we get 10-20 frustrated nerds getting shitted on no matter the circumstances or skill and having no fun at all.Sums up the feeling of the defenders who came. I feel bad that I had to bug many people to sign up for a battle only to get anhilated because of lack of mercs. I even persuaded some LL guys to come :/
Slight correction - we still have set the record for most ai defenders signed against us at 64 with a record 54 showing up.
I'm pretty bummed that I DIDN'T miss out on quality battles by going out tonight. I was hoping to come home to be like GOD DAMN IT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EPIC DEFENSE TO BE ON DAMN YOU SOCIAL LIFE.
IOf course we have myriad options available to us! We are aware that you had no reinforcing armies in the near area, and we are intimately aware of the large amount of dank gear that is available to us upon victory. A bunch of dank gear is worth a city anyday when you've already got large swathes of land.
If you'd like to keep the city with simply naked population sitting in there, you can be my guest.
We are aware that you had no reinforcing armies in the near areaThank you for confirming mine suspicion.
You know, If you wanted to raid, you should have done it with MORE tickets than that...
Bruttus, I recommend you watch the fief as you can see a raid before your final reinforcement window shows. You should be able to win tonight, don't worry.
Also, spies? Really?
WTF is this shit, strat 2. Da fuck, you autismal nerds. At least the gobs show they aren't in it for "fun," but to be a UIF win!
But the irony is that you actually want to take the city without decent opposition, something you have me accused of it. Thats why you wanna raid it.
But at least now I know how my opponent thinks and reacts. You use clever tactics to deceive the enemy, you inspire fear against the members of the Anti-Gobblinfactions, and you're not afraid to use dirty tactics.
All what a great military strategist would do. But in the meantime I have also been encountered with your weakness.
Thank you for confirming mine suspicion.
Your spy is now exposed, and if that person had any honor, he would just leave the respective faction and join with the Gobblins. Annyway I will talk with the factionleader about this accusacion.
I am the spy, I admit it. As I am the one who told them there was no other armies in the area. Seriously Anders, as Dan would say "STFU ANDERS"! you really believe that garbage. Don't need a spy to see that. More troops would be great but I don't have them, and I wanted to attack anyway. Considering the troop count, and the expected merc resistance, a raid seemed like a better idea.
You are calling a raid dirty tactics now. seriously?
I am the spy, I admit it. As I am the one who told them there was no other armies in the area. Seriously Anders, as Dan would say "STFU ANDERS"! you really believe that garbage. Don't need a spy to see that. More troops would be great but I don't have them, and I wanted to attack anyway. Considering the troop count, and the expected merc resistance, a raid seemed like a better idea.
You are calling a raid dirty tactics now. seriously?
bruttus lemme level with you here; you are typing some stupid ass shit. i mean fucking pants on head retarded monkey bullshit 100%.
1. we have no spy--we barely organize our own fucking faction lol, 70% of our players are literally never told what to do. you are being a cheeto swallowing cheesedick if you genuinely think that spy nonsense was true.
2. damatacus jumped the gun on attacking your fief, like straight up blew his fucking load in his trousers the second the girl in the room took off her bra. nobody told him to attack, just like nobody told assington to attack, etc, because we just let people do whatever in our faction. so i went to damatacus and said "hey bro 650 troops has 0% chance of capping that city, at least switch that to a raid so you have a chance.
4. nigga my entire ROLEPLAY is to pretend to be an arrogant, megalomaniacal asshole who believes he's invincible like fucking Kim Jong cuck except by accident my faction became the biggest faction, so now theres people out there who think the arrogance and self-fellatio is genuine. like nigga I ain't master strategizing this map, last night I was thinking about how bad I wanted to retire this ROLEPLAY and create the Police Department and just have battles with maces like batons and rectangular shields and make my name like Darren Wilson or something and just spam "stop resisting! target has a gun! subject is black, I need backup!"
3. i am STRAT 6's sole provider of fun and you bitch ass four eyed petty Peter bitches better recognize that. we have 5 fucking battles today, and i have no stomach for this shit tier community's whiny MINGE blasting crying
no, fuck you my friend
and bruttes, im gonna make you an offer you can't refuse:
go fuck yourself kid
no, you have to say "when WILL your mother be free"
I was helping you with your English fuck ass, not sayin it back to you.
you know what really clearly occurred to me today though its been sort of in my mind for awhile already, is that essentially we are the counter-culture of c-rpg. we're like a totally separate community that came back to play for a bit, and has declared war on the current entire c-rpg community. thats why its always the fact that the active mercs, people who are the c-rpg community, always have like 35 mercs within an hour or two of a battle between us being initiated, but our faction has to struggle and reach out to all sorts of people that don't actually play and check the battle page to catch up on mercs. we're the anti-community.
you know what really clearly occurred to me today though its been sort of in my mind for awhile already, is that essentially we are the counter-culture of c-rpg. we're like a totally separate community that came back to play for a bit, and has declared war on the current entire c-rpg community. thats why its always the fact that the active mercs, people who are the c-rpg community, always have like 35 mercs within an hour or two of a battle between us being initiated, but our faction has to struggle and reach out to all sorts of people that don't actually play and check the battle page to catch up on mercs. we're the anti-community.
Is that not youre own foult, you have declared war against every1 of NA
Is that not youre own foult, you have declared war against every1 of NA
P.S. Though I do think think Havelle chased me into Tilbaut castle, which got his ass teleported to EU today.
We'll take our chances where we can but we ain't turning over every stone for like 3 guys.
i mean kesh you can say "THEY DECLARE WAR AND DO NOTHING" but you have to be pretty ignorant lol... 5 battles today and all of them are real battles, and all of them are GOBBLIN REALM vs. someone else
i mean kesh you can say "THEY DECLARE WAR AND DO NOTHING" but you have to be pretty ignorant lol... 5 battles today and all of them are real battles, and all of them are GOBBLIN REALM vs. someone else
I think he means strictly against his own faction. We can't call you out on not providing us with battles as a whole, but against BRD you've yet to have any.
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Nah, those guys in dhirim, I've been trying to reach them for a month on steam. Never around, probably long out of gold. Dionysus just joined us today though! Yeah! Though Slippery and Eggowaffle gone completely afk too, so really still just 4 members.
But I remember that, I actually timed it to the minute, figured it takes 3 minutes before battle starts with people spawning. As long as it took more than 3 minutes for battle to finish I would be inside Knudarr castle before it was over thanks to my donkeys. Otherwise I wouldn't have set my path to knudarr at the time.
But I'm glad you were thinking of me!
Yeah, I do, A reall man would siege it.
Secondly: People have proof that this person is talking with the enemy, but I won't give the source who told that to me.
third: It would be strange that you don't report to your commanding officers that you have spotted me, just like I gonna say that there is a Bird army ready in New Peshmi. Don't know if they have bad intentions, or that if they wanna go to war with the Holy Crusade, but I like that to know, because I do not see anny decleration of war from the Birdfaction (green ones) towards the The Holy Crusade.
Fourth: I ill not reveill any tactics, but I believe that I beat you with a classic military move. Read more Tsun Tzu next time.
funny, attacking on an houre that most people go asleep
And you are all proud of it
well, congratz are in order.
To the others that fought anonymously against me, I hope that they have the balls to tell Bonesaw why you like to see a city in hands of theyre and your enemies, and why the only city that could defend theyre northen flank has fallen.
Let the downvote begin.
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Well, they had to attack you. Like I have been told multiple times already, you can't just let someone get away to attack at a convenient time. Its not like you would have sat there and waited for them to attack you at a good primetime spot. As for the siege of Halmar, they attacked almost immediately after Damatacus raided the fief which is tactical to prevent any reinforcements.
Don't take what I say out of context because I will still whine and bitch about a shitty battle time but I do understand why they happen. I just wish they didn't have to happen.
I don't know why you are worried about Bonesaw and HoC not having the city (it wasn't even their fief lol). Its also not like a fief is going to protect them from getting attacked. They hide inside the fief, the fief gets attacked, they get kicked out, field battle.
Edit: I love the jew lawyer
Ow, no, its not that, I actually had hoped that some of those anonymously players would use theyre common sence and join the defenders side. I really like that the battles are fair., and thats why mine question was directed to them.
The battle was 5.37 am for me, I saw the roosters, and whent back to sleep, knew it was a lost battle.
Then the next time you don't mind then that I attack them or the Gobblins on a not convienent time
Ow, no, its not that, I actually had hoped that some of those anonymously players would use theyre common sence and join the defenders side. I really like that the battles are fair., and thats why mine question was directed to them.
The battle was 5.37 am for me, I saw the roosters, and whent back to sleep, knew it was a lost battle.
Then the next time you don't mind then that I attack them or the Gobblins on a not convienent time
Strategus is 30% map micromanagement, and 70% forum PR.
Not being horrible, but saying something like 'let the downvote begin' doesn't win over the community and it doesn't inspire your allies or factionmembers. It may be true, and it may be honestly how you're feeling but just bear in mind that NA strat is absolutely a popularity contest and people will roster for the faction they want to support even if playing 'optimally' should mean they automatically sign for the faction that is fighting their enemy.
A 'haters gonna hate' or 'oh you gonna regret signing against us' attitude doesn't gain you support. So if that's what you're aiming for stop right now, take a break from posting, and come back with a new attitude. You wont get support from that style of posting, which means less fun for you in your battles as you'll be facing an uneven roster, which means more bitterness in your posts, and even less support.
Honestly, your forward attack on Halmar was a great idea and executed really well, you took the city very quickly. I was really envious to see you do that because I planned something similar weeks ago but 2 of our large armies were trashed due to inexperienced leadership on my part and a bad attack time from a faction-mate so our 3rd army was unsupported and had to retreat.
If you have someone advising you of tactics/mechanics on the map they're doing a good job. But whoever is your PR guy should be fired, because you need to create an image people want to support. Either a big shittalking nerd like great leaders before you, or some other forum personality of your choosing that you think will appeal to the people of this forum. Not only is doing that more efficient because you'll get more roster support, but you'll actually end up having more fun that way too.
Damn dude, outnumbered by 18 mercs, that's a tough one.
Don't mind the negativity Commander Bruttus. You are doing a good job. The move to take Halmar was a bold one and it nearly payed off.
The Holy Crusade marches on to fight another day! God wills it!
I am pretty sure the only person that was being negative was Bruttus. I pointed out what went wrong as did Havelle, Heskey and Murdertron and that is so he can learn what not to do so he does not make the same mistakes twice(something you've never learned.)Nah anything that does not praise or suck Acre's Epeen is negative and enemy propaganda.
I think that going for a city right in the GOBBLIN territory was in fact a ballsy move but he had no backup and he turtled up calling it a failure from the moment Damatacus went to contest him for the fief.
anything that does not praise or suck Acre's Epeen is negative and enemy propaganda.
Bruttus is a very emotional and negative person (speaking from my time in acre). Think he needs to get laid or smoke some pot.
Don't mind the negativity Commander Bruttus. You are doing a good job. The move to take Halmar was a bold one and it nearly payed off.
I wonder where he got the idea from.
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We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly thatWhich deeply offends me, I graduated from memeschool last Spring.
We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that, so maybe there are people running around saying that you're a bunch of highschool memekids or something.
i usually enjoy battles most when ts environment is pleasing. may I suggest opening a cup of space jam, bruttus?
if you don't want us to sperg out stop signing up like 20 people in the first hour that never show up lol, it triggers our autism and gives us flashbacks of old FCC fighting, we can't help signing up as many people as we can after that
This is definitely how it all got started. We were low on mercs twice and my strat 4 PTSD triggered, and I'm definitely not alone on that. Every battle since then has had the enemy up on mercs right up until the battle, and that's not because we're keeping people unchecked until the last minute. We have at least three people actively digging the graves of old cRPG players trying to get them to come play again, and the majority of them don't actually sign up until the last 30 minutes.
I'm not particularly happy to see you guys (ND, Acre, HoC to a lesser extent) getting dicked so hard on rosters though, I understand how demoralizing that can be and I'll personally try to cool it on the mass recruiting for now.
I don't know what your teamspeak environment is like; I don't know who is leading and if there are any elements in there causing people to drop out or switch sides. We've had a couple people recently that say they are extraordinarily surprised that we aren't a bunch of 16 year old highschool memekids with nasally voices and awful humour. They'd be told that we are exactly that, so maybe there are people running around saying that you're a bunch of highschool memekids or something.
For my part, I can only promise that I won't painstakingly recruit for hours before the battle if our roster isn't down by 7-10+ applications. I deeply desire even rosters (in terms of numbers), so I won't be touching butts with 20 people on steam at once to come play in battles if we're already fine on mercs.
I just love the continual comparisons to UIF from people who have no idea what our faction is like on the inside.
From my small experience, every NA TS Strat battles I've been on has never been rated below 8/10: always either chill , or really fun; mostly a combination of both. Even in big ass battles where whole factions are in the balance, you do your job with flair, style, and meme.
I attended one of your strat battles lately and your faction literally introduced its self to me as a less organized NA UIF ^^
Mostly from people who clearly don't remember UIF well enough or haven't dealt with them in 2-3 years
fuck all of you nerds, ive just been playing skyrim every day
What a great leader, goes off and lone wolfs it every day.
fuck all of you nerds, ive just been playing skyrim every dayme 2
Gobblin ts used to be fun but those bundle of stickss daruvian and sandy argue like a married couple most of the time. Also from time to time you can hear sandy mouth breathing like a huge nerd.
Then again what do I know, I'm just an over concussed man child.
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To all those brave men that enjoys to rip the head off the Goblin King and shit down his throat from time to time, I give you an opportunity to fight his Communist fuckbuddies - the UIF :twisted:
Great gear to be used, much fun to be had and am sure that some Goblins are hiding in their roster for you to kill!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=845
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To all those brave men that enjoys to rip the head off the Goblin King and shit down his throat from time to time, I give you an opportunity to fight his Communist fuckbuddies - the UIF :twisted:
Great gear to be used, much fun to be had and am sure that some Goblins are hiding in their roster for you to kill!
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=845
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boy I m just running out of steam to tell everyone how fucking shit they are
but let me tell you son
your a my old friend
German propaganda! :D
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Oh, I get it, thats supposed to be condescending.