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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Warborn304 on March 02, 2016, 04:31:21 am

Title: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Warborn304 on March 02, 2016, 04:31:21 am
Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw deems it fit to use any resource in a stalwart defense of the nation, against any aggressors of non-human decent.

In preparations of such a defense, Glorious Supreme Leader Bonesaw ascends into the heavens, thus returning once more to the war room within Almerra.

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Every able bodied man has been enlisted into service for the heroic war effort. The Bonesaw Youth have closed their learning texts, and set aside their writing utensils. They have opened up the training halls and picked up any weapon that deems destruction.

In all efforts shall the Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn remain homogeneous and pure. The nation shall fend off any Gobblin capitalistic aggressions, and their poisonous cultural influence.

Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: CaptBob on March 02, 2016, 04:33:45 am
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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: sJimmy on March 02, 2016, 04:38:01 am
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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 02, 2016, 04:39:54 am
I sure hope that you think we're all shitheads.

Whenever I was embroiled in strategus conflict, it always helped if I reckoned that the other side was comprised entirely of shitheads. I want some long-lasting and bitter bloodshed.

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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Jona on March 02, 2016, 05:15:25 am
Inaccurate cuz Warborn's beard isn't 10 times longer than the rest.

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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 02, 2016, 05:47:29 am
Very good point Jona. I shall reconsider my upvote until this discrepancy is acknowledged.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: BoneSaw on March 02, 2016, 06:07:33 am
To the gates of Hell my beloved countrymen!! All of us must answer the call to arms and fulfill our sacred duty to the state!  I will happily give my life for just one more hour of freedom for our women and children! What will you give?  Come with me and defend our country against these aggressive imperial, capitalistic invaders that would try to change our way of life!
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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Oreo on March 02, 2016, 06:35:03 am
Our woman?
1 shared among all of HoC

Dam son
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 02, 2016, 07:29:47 am
Quote from: Oreo on March 02, 2016, 06:35:03 am
Our woman?
1 shared among all of HoC

Dam son

This is even funnier, considering other things I've heard about recently.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Westwood on March 02, 2016, 07:40:11 am
Quote from: Oreo on March 02, 2016, 06:35:03 am
Our woman?
1 shared among all of HoC

Dam son
Well if there's only one ho in the trailer park what do you expect?
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: BoneSaw on March 02, 2016, 07:53:53 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on March 02, 2016, 07:29:47 am
This is even funnier, considering other things I've heard about recently.
Good save nasal, if only grammar was easier than naked HoC kicking your ginger ass down some back alley in one of your late at night spasms then you'd be set! You are a worm young man,  a spineless dung beetle prototype never intended for mass production. I wouldn't give a bucket of mule piss for your opinion. I'd be ashamed to stand next to a turd like you. #momentOftruth 
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: BoneSaw on March 02, 2016, 07:59:25 am
Quote from: e_wstwd on March 02, 2016, 07:40:11 am
Well if there's only one ho in the trailer park what do you expect?
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                                                                                                                           You leave the trailer park boys alone!
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 02, 2016, 08:55:49 am
Quote from: MURDERTRON on March 02, 2016, 07:29:47 am
This is even funnier, considering other things I've heard about recently.

Oh snap yo he goin there
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 02, 2016, 03:37:46 pm
Quote from: BoneSaw on March 02, 2016, 07:53:53 am
Good save nasal, if only grammar was easier than naked HoC kicking your ginger ass down some back alley in one of your late at night spasms then you'd be set! You are a worm young man,  a spineless dung beetle prototype never intended for mass production. I wouldn't give a bucket of mule piss for your opinion. I'd be ashamed to stand next to a turd like you. #momentOftruth 

So what's this story about you and Tanken's ex?  I kind of caught wind of this in passing and have really been wanting to hear the whole story.  I asked around a little bit, but came up with very little.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: BoneSaw on March 02, 2016, 05:36:25 pm
Quote from: MURDERTRON on March 02, 2016, 03:37:46 pm
So what's this story about you and Tanken's ex?  I kind of caught wind of this in passing and have really been wanting to hear the whole story.  I asked around a little bit, but came up with very little.
All you need to know is she's a great lady and I wouldn't dishonor her, Tanken, or myself by feeding the plebs any fuel. That was two winters ago anyway, already got me a good cooking woman with big titties that minds her own business. Sure she calls me a nerd daily for being on this damn machine but she knows she'd get the belt again if she went further!
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 02, 2016, 05:39:05 pm
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on March 02, 2016, 04:39:54 am
I sure hope that you think we're all shitheads.

Whenever I was embroiled in strategus conflict, it always helped if I reckoned that the other side was comprised entirely of shitheads. I want some long-lasting and bitter bloodshed.

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How I play strategus, c-rpg and talk on these is forums is being in "kayfabe" and if anyone isn't familiar with the term, it is professional wrestling for staying in character.

Just dial your personality up to 11 and go with it.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Tumble on March 02, 2016, 06:05:06 pm
You like professional wrestling? Right because youre not keeping any secrets in your closet lol... Or in your bed...I bet you do ALOT with your wrestling buddies.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 02, 2016, 08:12:47 pm
Quote from: Tumble on March 02, 2016, 06:05:06 pm
You like professional wrestling? Right because youre not keeping any secrets in your closet lol... Or in your bed...I bet you do ALOT with your wrestling buddies.

My closet consists of clothes, magic cards, old video games, books, music, movies, board games and a few bongs. I also have a top-hat with a demon figure on the front.

Or were you awkwardly trying to imply that I am gay because my idols growing up were Bret Hart and Randy Savage?
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Torben on March 02, 2016, 08:21:04 pm
aaaah sweet NA diplomacy!  so much more of a worthwhile read then EU these days
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Jona on March 02, 2016, 08:21:24 pm
Quote from: Gmnotutoo on March 02, 2016, 08:12:47 pm
Randy Savage

Just saved some face. Well done.
Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 02, 2016, 08:27:27 pm
Quote from: Jona on March 02, 2016, 08:21:24 pm
Just saved some face. Well done.

I am

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Title: Re: Democratic People's Republic of Chulainn's Response To Gobblin Pestilence
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 02, 2016, 09:24:36 pm
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Not even ultimate warrior, razor ramon or hacksaw jim duggan?

I was a big bret hart fan too.  Back when wrestling wasn't gay.   :shock: