You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.
You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.
Right, what I'm saying is that neither is an accomplishment.
You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.
You attacked an undefended village at 8 am.It was 4:52 am my time. I missed that battle. But the rosters were pretty even, and though Eddy lost a undefended fief, he still gained the 45K silver that was in there, so I don't think the Gobblins should bitch (which they will anyway).
... that is completely inconsequential.
To be fair it never would have been a real fight even if attacked in primetime, since no one was smart enough to leave gear for the population. Meaningless battles like that it doesn't matter what time they are fought, just need 1 guy on attacker side to cap flags.
you've realised your posts have lost impact.
We were humble refugees from EU strat in Strat 5 when it was shit and UIF steamrolled the rest of the factions that were busy backstabbing each other. We made an edgy themed faction called 'Her Britannic Majesty's Royal Armed Forces' or HBMRAF for short, that was pledged to impose British rule and Hat Tax on the colonies.
NO WHO GIVES A SHIT MEANS WHO GIVES A SHIT.
YOU SENT ONE ARMY AT US AND WERE CRUSHED THEN SENT AN ARMY TO GLORIOUSLY ATTACK AN UNARMED FIEF IN THE EARLY MORNING ON A WEEKDAY
LITERALLY NONE OF US GIVE A SHIT YOU RAVING ROLEPLAY BUTTROCKER
WE HAVE BIGGER NERDS TO FRY.
Nope, not reading it.
You set the standard by posting once in size 72, now you have to do that every time otherwise it clearly isnt as important.
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Pretty much all I gather from your rants/banter about gobblins everyday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DgcMO8ZmvA
Frisia and Occitan didn't merge for strat. And we also turned Acre away when they asked to join the faction. You don't know what a carebear is, and you don't know dick about whats going on on the map, you're just throwing around a buzzword like an idiot.
Too fucking bad you guys are such small clans that either attacked our traders and held fiefs in our territory. We're not going to feel bad and leave you alone when you're aggressors.
Don't worry about it, It's all beyond your ken.
Obviously your care bear faction (fuck you, bitching about that term- you are three factions resurrected from the dead (Frisians, Occitan, and Acre), and yes, you will defeat our random independent factions. Last strat I gave Arrowaine over a million silver (thanks to Zenox) and he disappeared after that. But now our Quebecois amis are back in force. While they fled from a true threat of Eu invaders, they are ready to take on disorganized NA factions.
Truly, a lot of us thought this strat would be small factions fighting small factions. While we all are buds in our teamspeaks, we were ready to fight our best of friends. But then there are always the 'gamers', who don't give a fuck about the game, but just wanna win.
Seriously, three factions joining together... any victory they have will just be more piss in the pot.
I suppose it is historically correct. The medieval, disorganized war lords were always crushed by the organized state. The smart thing for anyone independently minded is just to surrender. The only other option is to ask the Eu to step in. It has been done before; there is precedence... but no... I will accept slavery before I beg for help from outsiders.
So I ask you? Do you like a bunch of high fiving gents winning this game. Or will you take the time to sign for the rosters that hopefully will stop their bullshit?
I try not be homophobic, but this cock in mouth thing sorta offends me.
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The Complete 2016 Guide to Identifying Pussies
1. Do they identify their enemies as "carebears" for being aggressive instead of nutting up and shutting up?
2. Do they whine and cry every day about how you're not fighting each other instead of fighting them?
3. Do they totally misinterpret the situation to make themselves sound more pitiable?
Truly, a lot of us thought this strat would be small factions fighting small factions. While we all are buds in our teamspeaks, we were ready to fight our best of friends. But then there are always the 'gamers', who don't give a fuck about the game, but just wanna win.
So I ask you? Do you like a bunch of high fiving gents winning this game. Or will you take the time to sign for the rosters that hopefully will stop their bullshit?
I try not be homophobic, but this cock in mouth thing sorta offends me.
Frisia and Occitan merged way before this strat after we started sharing a ts. So yeah, we're playing strat together and we're all buddy-buddy.Somewhere in the wilderness, Kesh's eyes dart open, bloodshot, as he awakens from his hibernation prematurely; he feels a great disturbance. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
Great dude, but you can't compare yourself and your standards to us. We're good, veteran players who run a well oiled war machine and you're a joke mascot figurehead for factions.
If you're veterans that makes me (and anyone else from 2.0) a historical Legend.
Droozena 2016.
You guys ever get that feeling like you have to shit, but can't actually shit and your asshole just kind of like, coughs and quivers?
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You need to be around more.
We had that special moment that I'll never forget from gaming. :oops:
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You talking about Ninja Tactics? (I hope that was you. I'm 93% sure it was. I will be really upset if it was some other FCC nerd, and then I look like a big stupid idiot moron :cry: )
Bronto I swear on my shitty Dota MMR ranking that I will kiss you right on those volptous lips of yours if you ever say some stupid shit like that again
You talking about Ninja Tactics? (I hope that was you. I'm 93% sure it was. I will be really upset if it was some other FCC nerd, and then I look like a big stupid idiot moron :cry:)
Bronto I swear on my shitty Dota MMR ranking that I will kiss you right on those volptous lips of yours if you ever say some stupid shit like that again
Yeah that was me. :D
But why does Baka Senpai never threaten to kiss me on my lips? Kyaa~ Notice me Senpai!~~ :oops:
WOAH LOOK AT THAT BRYGGAN, YOU QUALIFIED FOR ALL THREE STEPS PAL. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A PAGE FROM THE DWARVEN REALM'S POSTING AND LEARN TO ACCEPT THE INEXORABLE BATTLE WITH BLOODLUST, AND AN APPRECIATION FOR ACTUAL CONFLICT IN A WAR GAME.
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IT'S CUMMING ANYWAY.
NUT.
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FUCK.
UP.
This thread literally contributed nothing to anything. Its garbage and I'm going to post garbage in it.
Um... you were making a point by ummmm. hwat? (gimme a hint)I don't like gobblins and I'm not really involved in strat right now but that was like the worst forum post I've seen so far. Congrats man
Edit- Oh.. once again I skipped the bullshit, but will look at it again.
2nd edit: Oh, bloody hell, you made me read his shit? I seriously think that gent whacks off while he types. That sort of anger comes from some sexually frustrated mind. The huge fonts, the unnecessary belligerence... I don't quite understand it. I have gone to war with shit loads of factions while maintaining good relations with my enemies, yet this noob comes from... er, I don't know, World of Warcraft, and jumps into this game and thinks he's the king.
Um, Gobblin King, I understand you are new here, but this is NOT AN RPG GAME! I started off as a peasant, but earned my 'King' name. I earned it off the strat map, not by just having some buddies who agree to hang out with you for 'one more game'. Bloody 'Gamerz', who think cuz they do good in CS:GO they have a right to control shit here. "Errrm', they cry, 'I finished Skyrim in 32 hours, or ergo I have a right over real, breathing players." I learned one thing about real, breathing players, and they get tired of shit real quick.
Just saying..
Um, Gobblin King, I understand you are new here, but this is NOT AN RPG GAME!