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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Screaming Idiot on February 21, 2016, 05:36:32 pm

Title: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: Screaming Idiot on February 21, 2016, 05:36:32 pm
BIRDCLAN thinks they're sooooo smart, sending a factionless army of naked [P]easants to try and slow me down near Shariz, the cocks. Was it not enough to snag the city under the noses of the Hounds of Chalupa just so your despotic president could exile all of the brown people living there?

This is a complete waste of time, Trump. You know you can't win this battle, either by reinforcing them or charging at me naked. Blow it out your ass and crawl back inside the snatch of the filthy whore that birthed you!

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Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 05:39:38 pm
for this shitpost THE GOBBLIN KING will destroy you last
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 21, 2016, 07:46:47 pm
K
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 22, 2016, 04:27:29 pm
The Book of the GODKING, Psalm 4.20

In closing, it bears repeating that BIRD CLAN is a fun-oriented faction. The main objective is to harvest the rage tears of the serious while never offering any of our own in return.

Have fun!
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: sLaughterino on February 22, 2016, 05:00:42 pm
We try hard to not try hard, while making fun of anyone who actually plays the game seriously.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 22, 2016, 05:55:23 pm
Fixed.

Woah... how dare you accuse me of actually playing strategus, I demand an apology asap.
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: Jona on February 22, 2016, 07:05:34 pm
Blow it out your ass

...Arys, is that you?
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 22, 2016, 08:45:59 pm
I just pooped, so it looks like I have given in to HOC's threats.  :oops:
Title: Re: Blow it out your ass BIRDCLAN
Post by: Screaming Idiot on February 22, 2016, 10:06:18 pm
...Arys, is that you?

Well, I wasn't drunk on steel reserve when I wrote this, but Arys senpai's vitriol has a way of shining through my salty posts regardless.

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