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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 04:01:08 pm

Title: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 04:01:08 pm
Gobblins, you are scum. Don't you realize who you've attacked? Last strat I had over 600, that's right, SIX HUNDRED, heavily armed troops and I'm well on my way to getting that type of massive army now. You're probably peeing yourselves a little right now as you read that and the fear turns your insides to liquid. People of NA please help defend New Tamnuh and keep it free from Gobblin occupation. They already have enough of the map. Prepare your anuses Gobblins, Bronto is coming(in a totally non-homoerotic manner)!!!!!
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Novamere on February 21, 2016, 04:05:57 pm
Why are they attacking ur holding when it is nowhere near their fiefs?

Bronto did u do something bad i dont know about?  8-)
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 04:14:21 pm
Nah, "they're just bringing battles to NA"-the Frisian/Occitan alliance Gobblins.
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 05:37:35 pm
your fucked kid
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 05:49:21 pm
Please Daruvian, the only thing getting fucked right now is.......
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Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 06:02:38 pm
Quote from: Bronto link=topic=69720.msg12
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Please Daruvian, the only thing getting fucked right now is.......
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im not really sure who you are but i like the cut of your autism, pal

officially invited to join the GOBBLINS
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Noodlenrice on February 21, 2016, 06:16:52 pm
Crap, Bronto may have 600 heavily armed troops. I may have to consider switching sides.
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 21, 2016, 06:32:29 pm
Quote from: Novamere on February 21, 2016, 04:05:57 pm
Why are they attacking ur holding when it is nowhere near their fiefs?

Bronto did u do something bad i dont know about?  8-)

My war on admins continues from last strat
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 07:19:40 pm
Quote from: Totally Not McDeath on February 21, 2016, 06:32:29 pm
My war on admins continues from last strat

Such a rebel. Going against authority like some Internet badass.
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Sparvico on February 21, 2016, 08:21:53 pm
Quote from: Novamere on February 21, 2016, 04:05:57 pm
Why are they attacking ur holding when it is nowhere near their fiefs?

Bronto did u do something bad i dont know about?  8-)

If by nowhere near our fiefs you mean less than a days journey as the sperg walks.
Maybe lern to ried a mappe you bad.

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Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Tiger on February 21, 2016, 10:26:42 pm
Gobblins destroying trade routes D:
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 21, 2016, 11:31:19 pm
Quote from: Bronto on February 21, 2016, 07:19:40 pm
Such a rebel. Going against authority like some Internet badass.


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Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: kasMVC on February 22, 2016, 02:19:12 am
Your fault for not being in some super mega faction and trying to have fun. That'll teach you to try and play a game you fucking noob. You disgust me filthy casual.
Title: Re: Gobblins, thou art bags of human waste!
Post by: Bronto on February 22, 2016, 02:35:51 am
Thanks everyone who showed up. Tomorrow is another day, and I'm proud of the Gobblins for picking such a hard target. I forgot you only get gear for field battles, so many a brave naked warrior was lost. May they rest in peace.

Gobblin whored, in the words of our Lord and saviour, John Rambo, "Nothing is over. NOTHING!"