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Title: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: PoisonedTail on February 17, 2016, 02:55:04 am
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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 02:55:58 am
here's your reply.

that was fast.

good shitpost.

you were more autistic than us. good.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Dionysus on February 17, 2016, 03:05:31 am
I don't know who this Bacchus guy is but he seems pretty cool.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Duster on February 17, 2016, 03:07:15 am
Oldest trick in the strat book, wp. It's good to find out where some people stand, though.


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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 03:33:27 am
Sometimes I wish that I had never done this Hebrew fucking shit to FCC/others in strat 4. Boy, it sure felt fucking good when we cheekily fucked over the side we perceived (correctly, of course, FCC fucking puuties) in a way that really should NOT be possible.

It kinda sucks being on the other end.

I blame myself for being employed, personally. If I wasn't, we woulda been fine.

Well done!

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TRADITIONAL AUTISM EDIT: The reason I say that this sort of thing should not be possible is this; it forces leaders of one or both factions to coerce, encourage, grovel, and whine to other players to show up to a battle. Now, that doesn't sound so bad right?

Well, every shitty fucking peasant gear 100-man AFK trader is a potential "sign max mercs with 2 mins before battle" situation. That means that you're required to nerd-herd a sizable roster in NA3 literally EVERY TIME there is a battle. Don't know about anyone else, but I fucking hate piece of shit battles that are over in 3 minutes flat with no competition. With this sort of thing, leaders have to hustle a bunch of nerds into the server to HAVE NO POSSIBLE FUN WHATSOEVER.

And that sucks for them.

And me.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 03:42:18 am
Honestly it should just be arranged that maximum mercenaries should be based on your team's tickets, not the highest tickets of either team. Seriously. This wouldn't happen if that were the case.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: chesterotab on February 17, 2016, 04:02:11 am
what a dumb raCOON, making a thread with no content other than a shitty title and shittier picture. Holy fuck, apply yourself small son.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Holiday203 on February 17, 2016, 04:05:06 am
Wait you're crying about ninja sign ups, bahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe don't attack next time?
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Lt_Anders on February 17, 2016, 04:08:50 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 03:42:18 am
Honestly it should just be arranged that maximum mercenaries should be based on your team's tickets, not the highest tickets of either team. Seriously. This wouldn't happen if that were the case.

But it is?
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 04:11:22 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on February 17, 2016, 04:05:06 am
Wait you're crying about ninja sign ups, bahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe don't attack next time?
Holiday, come on, man.

You've been shitposting with this subpar quality for years. It's been time for ages for you to step your shit up, mate. I wanna hear some alliteration (homoerotic if possible), I wanna see some compound insults.

I do hope to see you after class for a much-needed refresher course.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Holiday203 on February 17, 2016, 04:18:41 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 04:11:22 am
Holiday, come on, man.

You've been shitposting with this subpar quality for years. It's been time for ages for you to step your shit up, mate. I wanna hear some alliteration (homoerotic if possible), I wanna see some compound insults.

I do hope to see you after class for a much-needed refresher course.

Hey now its my turn to sit back and watch the drama.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:22:53 am
i mean, this is as much drama as you're getting. congrats. its two pages of a mildly irritated shitpost thread. you really did it now.

btw our faction will have re-couped those losses in less than 24 hours and we are going 2 get our gear back lol
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:25:28 am
time 2 get our gear back ;)

http://c-rpg.net/?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=499
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: CALAMARI on February 17, 2016, 04:31:08 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:22:53 am
i mean, this is as much drama as you're getting. congrats. its two pages of a mildly irritated shitpost thread. you really did it now.

btw our faction will have re-couped those losses in less than 24 hours and we are going 2 get our gear back lol

Actually; they called me up for strat advise...goods have been liquidated; best armors and weapons have been sold and the rest of the shit equipment merged. Have fun with 900 crates of shitty worthless equipment. Next time get Arrowaine on speed dial. 
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:32:47 am
meh what else can you expect from the kesh-squad then to be petty autismal nerds. c'est la autism.

Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Keshian on February 17, 2016, 04:34:25 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:32:47 am
meh what else can you expect from the kesh-squad then to be petty autismal nerds. c'est la autism.
The irony of the autistic.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:34:56 am
Quote from: Keshian_the_Grey on February 17, 2016, 04:34:25 am
The irony of the autistic.

nice post, kid
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 04:36:36 am
Quote from: Holiday203 on February 17, 2016, 04:18:41 am
Hey now its my turn to sit back and watch the drama.

But...it isn't your turn yet!

You've done nothing to contribute to shitposting culture, damnit. YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE RIGHT TO SPECTATE. All those squid conflicts where you'd post a shitty insult and get downvoted by a dozen cunts. If anything, you need to try harder than the rest of us to make up for the dubious shitposting you've done in the past.

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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Holiday203 on February 17, 2016, 04:42:03 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 04:36:36 am
But...it isn't your turn yet!

You've done nothing to contribute to shitposting culture, damnit. YOU HAVEN'T EARNED THE RIGHT TO SPECTATE. All those squid conflicts where you'd post a shitty insult and get downvoted by a dozen cunts. If anything, you need to try harder than the rest of us to make up for the dubious shitposting you've done in the past.

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I'm glad you agree King James is a cunt.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: CALAMARI on February 17, 2016, 04:42:50 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 04:36:36 am
downvoted by a dozen cunts.

As long as your calling James a cunt; I'm pretty sure you're all good in Holidays book.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 05:05:01 am
this nonsense is all very tiring. i agree that I wish it was at least made funny. it's just pretty poopy for everyone involved.

it's a shame FCC scum tactics didn't stay in the grave where they belong.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: njames89 on February 17, 2016, 05:12:05 am
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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 05:17:06 am
maybe ill have to make some sort of nerd pact that people can sign where they agree to mutually fuck the shit up or disassociate from any person/group of people who engages in certain shitty tactics like this one.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: CALAMARI on February 17, 2016, 05:31:46 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 05:17:06 am
maybe ill have to make some sort of nerd pact that people can sign where they agree to mutually fuck the shit up or disassociate from any person/group of people who engages in certain shitty tactics like this one.

LOL what a repeat of the end of last strat; bryggan jr over here...
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 05:32:43 am
oh boy you really changed my mind, nerd who doesn't even or barely plays the game who helped to coordinate 26 people to sign up one minute before a battle to troll a different group of people in a video game. woe is me. truly we are engaged in a mortal battle here.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: PoisonedTail on February 17, 2016, 05:50:36 am
Damn... I didn't know a simple screenshot could cause this much drama.... I like it
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Wesleysnipes on February 17, 2016, 05:51:53 am
Get over it.

Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 05:52:58 am
man you guys are really pulling out all the stops, im liking it. getting some people who havent posted or looked at the forums or played the game in months to come and check out your Ep1CtR0ll1ng XDDDDDD. im cool with it.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: CALAMARI on February 17, 2016, 06:02:35 am
Quote from: Sandersson Jankins on February 17, 2016, 03:33:27 am
Sometimes I wish that I had never done this Hebrew fucking shit to FCC/others in strat 4. Boy, it sure felt fucking good when we cheekily fucked over the side we pef shit battles that are over in 3 minutes flat with no competition.
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on February 17, 2016, 05:57:51 am
I'm kind of disappointed that we have to be on the watch again for unethical behavior by a few shitheels.

I thought it could be a strat where we just have battles and have fun, but now we gotta deal with Keshtactics all over again.

You should stick to your racist shitposting...at least your good at it
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 07:17:41 am
I am humiliated. I cannot go on. Please follow the link below to see my full post on the matter.

GOBBLIN KING ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION (http://4chan.org/y/)
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 17, 2016, 09:45:34 am
I am very upset. I missed all of this dumb fuckery. GOD DAMNIT FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: BaleOhay on February 17, 2016, 01:39:21 pm
wow something to post about!

As far as tactics being labeled lame FCC type stuff this is one I am actually happy to accept. I am certain we were not the first to do the old Ninja roster and I do not think FCC had anything to do with this one... but it feels nice to be remembered.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Novamere on February 17, 2016, 03:51:21 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 07:17:41 am
I am humiliated. I cannot go on. Please follow the link below to see my full post on the matter.

GOBBLIN KING ANNOUNCES RESIGNATION (http://4chan.org/y/)

Hope i didnt push him there.......................He actually seems to be quite upset, which is very surprising from someone who claims to be the troll king.

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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:01:15 pm
lol nah I definitely publicly stand by those messages haha, there's a pointed difference between being a troll who makes shitposts designed to be entertaining or moderately to lightly irritating and being a worthless asshole that literally advises strangers to commit suicide. plus you went from that to like trying to be our friend in 24 hours, your unstable or something dude lol.

btw follow that link and read my full post (pro tip: it's not an actual resignation at all)
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Novamere on February 17, 2016, 04:08:27 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:01:15 pm
lol nah I definitely publicly stand by those messages haha, there's a pointed difference between being a troll who makes shitposts designed to be entertaining or moderately to lightly irritating and being a worthless asshole that literally advises strangers to commit suicide. plus you went from that to like trying to be our friend in 24 hours, your unstable or something dude lol.

btw follow that link and read my full post (pro tip: it's not an actual resignation at all)

lol i saw in the bottom left it links to 4chan u nerd, obviously i wouldnt expect u to quit from getting fucked hard once when you guys have been the ones fucking hard.

Also im very fucking unstable, like a volcano about to kill millions when it explodes but atleast before then i can try to help NA with donkeys and ladders and plate oh my.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 17, 2016, 06:20:19 pm
Quote from: CALAMARI on February 17, 2016, 06:02:35 am
You should stick to your racist shitposting...at least your good at it

Coming from the guy that rage quit a video game because "trolls" are allowed to participate in all game functions.

Its only a game bro, you don't have to take yourself seriously
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: xxkaliboyx on February 17, 2016, 07:43:22 pm
MERRRRICA for GOBBLIN 2016

I have been told that gobblins would actually break off and start their own Reich if I join. I say weed out the weak.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 07:48:04 pm
no thats retarded we would just never let you in m8
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: MURDERTRON on February 17, 2016, 08:20:56 pm
Wow, it's unbelievable that you guys would choose certain adjectives to dehumanize gobblins and then use another set to describe the human clans like they can do no wrong.  You should probably look within, and then check your privilege.

#gobblinlivesmatter
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Westwood on February 18, 2016, 10:05:57 am
Quote from: xxkaliboyx on February 17, 2016, 07:43:22 pm

Seriously what are you talking about

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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 18, 2016, 01:55:51 pm
Quote from: xxkaliboyx on February 17, 2016, 07:43:22 pm
MERRRRICA for GOBBLIN 2016

I have been told that gobblins would actually break off and start their own Reich if I join. I say weed out the weak.

I bet you voted for obama
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Gmnotutoo on February 19, 2016, 06:38:40 am
Quote from: BaleOhay on February 17, 2016, 01:39:21 pm
wow something to post about!

As far as tactics being labeled lame FCC type stuff this is one I am actually happy to accept. I am certain we were not the first to do the old Ninja roster and I do not think FCC had anything to do with this one... but it feels nice to be remembered.

lol, We weren't the first but I'm happy to accept it being called an FCC tactic too because I love ninja shit and I'm most likely responsible for starting this up for us. The funniest ninjashit I ever did was farm some troops, took some gear from the fcc, left the faction to create another one called "Droohzina" or whatever, changed the color to their red, made a fake clan/banner that resembled theirs, then marched my army deep into their territory to attack one of their fiefs. :P

Also Daruvian has to talk about Kesh or the FCC in every other post he makes so we'll always be remembered as long he keeps it up.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: imisshotmail on February 19, 2016, 07:28:38 am
This thread is like a fibonacci sequence of bad posts.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: imisshotmail on February 19, 2016, 07:32:51 am
its seriously amazing how normal kesh comes across compared to almost everyone else in crpg now.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Dionysus on February 19, 2016, 06:55:27 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 17, 2016, 04:32:47 am
meh what else can you expect from the kesh-squad then to be petty autismal nerds. c'est la autism.

I was going to sign up anyone who applied last minute. Before I went to bed there were like five guys burgers and fries that applied. Then right before the battle there were like 26. So I mean if that was Kesh's doing, cool, but I had nothing to do with it. I really only asked Dynamics to get his nerds on.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 19, 2016, 07:02:18 pm
Quote from: imisshotmail on February 19, 2016, 07:32:51 am
its seriously amazing how normal kesh comes across compared to almost everyone else in crpg now.

he is indeed wearing his normie costume well
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Apollo on February 19, 2016, 09:02:03 pm
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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 19, 2016, 09:04:17 pm
me rn

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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: StonedSteel on February 19, 2016, 11:32:54 pm
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 19, 2016, 09:04:17 pm
me rn

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hmm,,,

ic

but why?
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 19, 2016, 11:37:37 pm
Quote from: StonedSteel on February 19, 2016, 11:32:54 pm
hmm,,,

ic

but why?

Nice me-me
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: StonedSteel on February 20, 2016, 04:15:32 am
its a meme?

i thought it was troll repellent, spray on a lil but why and it seems to stop em dead in their tracks.

plus it can be used as a response to just about anything, pretty much works in the same way as priest repellent.

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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Totally Not McDeath on February 20, 2016, 06:13:58 am
how so?
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: StonedSteel on February 20, 2016, 07:03:23 am
Quote from: Totally Not McDeath on February 20, 2016, 06:13:58 am
how so?

Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on February 21, 2016, 02:40:44 am
Holy fuck people still care about this game.

This is a testament to its quality.

...

Relative quality. I still can't download it.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 02:54:42 am
Ya know my game didn't work and then I reinstalled my windows and it reinstalled my .net framework and then it worked.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: cup457 on February 21, 2016, 03:04:01 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 02:54:42 am
Ya know my game didn't work and then I reinstalled my windows and it reinstalled my .net framework and then it worked.
jesus christ so dedicated. i think i would just give up
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Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 03:08:13 am
it was because I did the free upgrade to Windows 10 you moron, I didn't do it to try and fix crpg
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Sparvico on February 21, 2016, 03:24:53 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 03:08:13 am
it was because I did the free upgrade to Windows 10 you moron, I didn't do it to try and fix crpg

Sure.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Noodlenrice on February 21, 2016, 04:08:12 am
Daruvian is the ultimate nerd.
Title: Re: The "Unstoppable" Gobblin Realm Suffers Defeat To Local Peasants
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 21, 2016, 06:56:55 am
Quote from: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on February 21, 2016, 03:08:13 am
it was because I did the free upgrade to Windows 10 you moron, I didn't do it to try and fix crpg

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