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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on February 11, 2016, 06:41:53 am

Title: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 11, 2016, 06:41:53 am
Good sir Dwarf who claimed a Castle for himself, namely Sungetche Castle. I'm sorry good sir but the Free Peasants of Fisdnar must remove you from the list of inheritors for the time being. We shall conquer this castle, use the women as breeding slaves for better peasants, and then use all the PP for our nefarious reasons. After this occurs, I shall give you the castle, and we shall be happy neighbors from the future on.

Don't forget that Sandy can go fuck himself.

Blow it out your ass,
XOXO Arys


Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 11, 2016, 08:42:40 am
I don't remember typing this but I agree with the other Arys.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Torben on February 11, 2016, 09:01:32 am
arys,  I really wanna get drunk with you some time. 
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Built on February 12, 2016, 10:22:25 am
Listen here you drunken bastard. There are no women in Sungetche, for dwarves are shorn from the face Mountains far older and more useful than your dumb arse.

Hither to and Hence forth, let it be known that if this man Attacks Sungetche and Takes it unlawfully I shall see to it that his lands are taken from his proletariat masses and redistributed amongst more deserving and aristocratic persons. Not finding such noble persons to take up this cup, the lands shall be salted, homes burned, and what ruins remain left to crime and banditry.

Course Arys could try not being a drunken buffoon for once in his life and everything shall maintain status quo.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Built on February 12, 2016, 10:22:55 am
I remember typing this and I agree with myself.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Renay on February 12, 2016, 03:42:52 pm
I too support Builts claim. We will bring our axes down on these so called free peasants.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 12, 2016, 05:28:40 pm
If you think this single, homosexual dwarf deserve a castle, that the peasants have never owned through all of strat. I shall oblige you and allow you to play with butts in Fisdnars personal oubliette for all eternity. War it is fegs.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Torben on February 12, 2016, 05:29:40 pm
shits goin down!
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 12, 2016, 05:33:47 pm
Let us examine the cause of this war and the dirty filth words this homosexual dwarf used against our great and noble peasants.

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Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Built on February 12, 2016, 11:36:23 pm
Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: yashichi on February 13, 2016, 12:01:16 am
Quote from: Built on February 12, 2016, 11:36:23 pm

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

"Now you're getting nasty."
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: ArysOakheart on February 13, 2016, 12:25:51 am
Quote from: Built on February 12, 2016, 11:36:23 pm
Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Grow a pair of balls and deal with it, coolaid drinkin neckbeard.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Balikar on February 13, 2016, 12:51:42 am
Quote from: Built on February 12, 2016, 11:36:23 pm
Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Due to the above statements, I, Moonshine, who matters nought this strat...  do not support the dwarven claims... 
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Bryggan on February 13, 2016, 01:21:08 am
Quote from: Built on February 12, 2016, 11:36:23 pm
Maybe if you wouldnt parade yourself through teamspeaks drunkenly there wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. You and Thalion both need to chill.

I call for a slamming down on this reckless drunken behavior from any member of CRPG community!

Let Temperance rule the day!

Oh yeah... he's gonna lose a lot of support over this.  I give my support to the invisible, memberless faction of Bluh.  They whisper words of wisdom in my ear.  Like 'don't bring a carrot to a knife fight'.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Built on February 13, 2016, 01:35:56 am
In this moment Radsvid realized that most of the CRPG community apparently is a bunch of drunkards.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 13, 2016, 04:54:33 am
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Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Malaclypse on February 13, 2016, 04:57:41 am
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Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Drunken_sailor on February 13, 2016, 05:54:08 am
I pledge the peaceniks to the fall of subgetche castle in the name of beer.
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Renay on February 13, 2016, 11:55:14 am
And so it shall be, the foolish free folks of fisdnar will regret the day they drunkenly declared war on our brother dwarves in the west!
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: Sellka on February 14, 2016, 02:34:11 pm
Arty, have some bow's and arrows waiting for me, I've needed some target practice!
Title: Re: I'm tired of bullshit claims
Post by: sLaughterino on February 14, 2016, 08:59:12 pm
The law is very clear, and it states that the claim by the said Drunken Peasants of blahblahshithole is valid.

Noted here:

Quote from: Benjamin Franklin
Property Claims Bill of 1782:

Anywhere a drunken idiot stumbles he may claim as his own for the duration of his lifetime.  Upon his death, it is returned to its rightful owner.  If said drunken idiot is to slip and fall off a battlement to his death, well that's his own damn fault.

The law is clear, let none dispute the lawful claim made by the drunken shitbags of who-gives-a-fuck-seriously-guys.