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Title: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: sLaughterino on February 09, 2016, 10:42:25 pm
Step 1: Go full strength, putting points into ironflesh and power strike.
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Step 2: Buy full plate and a weapon that enemies can't block.  Stack five of you side by side and who even needs skill?
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With these two easy steps, you too can become a proud member of the Crusaders of Acre!

Credits:
McSanders you ugly fucker.  Fuck your longmaul.  Fuck you.  Fuck this game.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Novamere on February 09, 2016, 10:44:25 pm
why u heff to be mad
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Ocera on February 09, 2016, 10:48:21 pm
*Watches Mcsanders on the battle field in +3 plate*
*Gets Crushed*
*Make Madcuzbad post*

The joys of C-RPG
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: W0LF on February 09, 2016, 10:49:30 pm
Not like plenty of other people do this... *looks at self*
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: bruttus on February 09, 2016, 10:50:00 pm
Yes, Acre, Stronger then God.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: KaleLord on February 09, 2016, 10:50:08 pm
downvote for inaccuracy.

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Step 1. Buy plate and HBS/longsword
Step 2. Bring xbow and pew pew
Step 3. When in melee combat spin2win

James and his legion are the best of the best. Farm x5 evry day fam
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: StonedSteel on February 09, 2016, 11:33:04 pm
Quote from: sLaughterino on February 09, 2016, 10:42:25 pm
Step 1: Go full strength, putting points into ironflesh and power strike.
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Step 2: Buy full plate and a weapon that enemies can't block.  Stack five of you side by side and who even needs skill?
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With these two easy steps, you too can become a proud member of the Crusaders of Acre!

Credits:
McSanders you ugly fucker.  Fuck your longmaul.  Fuck you.  Fuck this game.

...

how?

how the fuck do you confuse semenstorm with acre?
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 10, 2016, 12:18:58 am
I joined Acre and all I got was this t-shirt bannerstack.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Taser on February 10, 2016, 12:40:13 am
Teamwork OP. Pls nerf.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Rando on February 10, 2016, 12:53:32 am
The last time I saw anyone from acre crushthrough memeing was when Saint still played, and he's been gone for like 3 months.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 10, 2016, 01:34:05 am
You know, my plate and long maul aren't in the armory right now. Thanks for reminding me to put them back in!

BTW I'm 27-15 not 45-1. Can't speak for any other acrebros tho  :P
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 10, 2016, 04:15:34 am
I guess Acre are a lot easier to pick on, having a historically large proportion of newer players, and admittedly relying a bit on plate.

They haven't been a bunch of jackass noobs in a long time, though. I do remember when there were fucking OODLES and KABOODLES of Acre players, all stoked for strat and I'd know for a fact that I'd fib, deflect, or manipulate them off strat battle rosters for the greater good of the faction.

But that hasn't been for a long-ass time. In fact, there isn't really much of an active (in NA1 at least, there probably do exist a few DTV primary groups) "noob clan" anymore. You know, outside of talking shit.

Anyway, the proud GOBBLISH people wear much more armour in aggregate than Acre.

Btw 33-15 0 IF master fucking build, why don't you guys get FUCKED
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: the real god emperor on February 10, 2016, 10:35:33 am
The fact that you put points in Two Handed and use a Long Maul gave me brain tumor.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: sLaughterino on February 10, 2016, 06:21:24 pm
Anyone taking this shit seriously should slide two feet of Rebar up their own ass.

This isn't a rage post, I was just fucking with McSanders.

Jesus you're all virgins, so much pent up frustration.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Gryph_Hawkshade on February 10, 2016, 06:36:02 pm
Acre is like that girl in high school that sleeps around because she's self concious.

Everyone has had their turn in her, but Highschool ends and before you know it she's pregnant.

Why do guys keep leaving her.... why dont you LOVE HER!?!

How is she gonna raise this baby all on her own!?

(Moral of the story... Pills, bathtub, toaster, razorblades...)

BTWz, 24-21   (64 head AR, 62 Chest AR, 52 Leg AR)
And I play more than most ACRE bayybeez... and Im not a fan of ganking or spammin or crushthru, and I apologize every time.... AND //// lets not forget... AND
I WUB YOU ALL!
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: RD_Professor on February 10, 2016, 09:51:38 pm
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Psh not even str stronk. If you have more WPF than str then you're an agiqhore.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Rando on February 10, 2016, 10:01:00 pm
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on February 10, 2016, 04:05:45 pm
Mcsanders still looks like a scrub when he gets kills. Jesus Christ, learn to block kid, you remind me of Big Dick McAlister and his plate goons.

To be fair Mcsanders is from the UK, he gets like ~100 ping and overseas connections are tenuous at best.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Jona on February 10, 2016, 11:23:05 pm
Quote from: Dr_Professor on February 10, 2016, 09:51:38 pm
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Psh not even str stronk. If you have more WPF than str then you're an agiqhore.

Reported for leeching.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on February 11, 2016, 12:17:47 am
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Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: RD_Professor on February 11, 2016, 02:34:48 am
Quote from: Jona on February 10, 2016, 11:23:05 pm
Reported for leeching.

How can I be leeching? Did you see that 11:1 KD?
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Kadeth on February 11, 2016, 03:54:23 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on February 10, 2016, 10:05:34 pm
Edit 2: I really don't know where I'm going with this.

We both know where this is going; a FT7 on NA_3, you and I with all looms on the line. You'll think twice before calling someone with high ping a bad player again.
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Novamere on February 11, 2016, 04:05:24 am
Quote from: Kadeth on February 11, 2016, 03:54:23 am
We both know where this is going; a FT7 on NA_3, you and I with all looms on the line. You'll think twice before calling someone with high ping a bad player again.

O SHIT SON DIS GETTING REEL
Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: njames89 on February 11, 2016, 04:09:36 am
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Title: Re: Acre Starter Kit for Beginners
Post by: Novamere on February 11, 2016, 04:23:46 am
Quote from: Havelle Registered Voter on February 11, 2016, 04:14:05 am
To be fair, in the case that I would actually do a ft7, and lost, I would deny having lost and continue talking shit.

Is there any other option? I THINK NOT!