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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Ufoinsky on January 30, 2016, 05:52:06 am

Title: Some dank ass memes in Nova Tosdhar, come buy that dank shit up
Post by: Ufoinsky on January 30, 2016, 05:52:06 am

Hey its Ufoinsky and im here with a ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OFFER! Have you ever wanted everyone to come to your battle and they were like "Nah u dont have dem dank ass no power throw, throwing lances" Well No more! Come on down to UfoinsI love you Truckstop Handy Factory and ill guarantee you a 48% discount on Masterwork European Lance's. But wait thats not all we have some dank ass siege equipment discounts between 1% or 50%. And you know what whilst your at Nova tosdhar why dont you sell all those crates of exotic (insert goods produced by a village/castle/town here) and increase the prosperity of this beautiful Swadian village so that way i can discount some shit even more!

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Title: Re: Some dank ass memes in Nova Tosdhar, come buy that dank shit up
Post by: Tiger on January 30, 2016, 07:11:30 am

Was I the only one reading it like I was listening to those x5 speed radio/tv commercials?