In as such as, being that he does hail from a land filled with actual desert and elephaunts in the life of real,
His lord highness Cikel The Sissy does indubidubly lay claim to the area once and forever known as New Hawahawahawhawhawhawhaw
This fief shall be inevitably be under the control of the Honoourable the Most Sisiest Cikel and will henceforth be known by the shortened name New Hawaha for the purpose of buying goods and beautiful desert horses the likes of which one such as yourself has verily quite unlikely laid eyes upon before this certain time in which the horses will be reared and sired and readied for sale to one such as yourself!
Cikel, a most illustrious of traders, seeks not only to provide his customers with a fair deal but also as a launching pad to finish off his rival TigerMANBOY's petty trade faction as he sees hims sales as most dubious to the buyer and will not stand for such trade practises!