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Strategus => Faction Halls => Topic started by: Talanarsis on January 21, 2016, 07:26:19 am

Title: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Talanarsis on January 21, 2016, 07:26:19 am
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DEAD. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG CITIZEN.
Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Schoi on January 21, 2016, 09:01:08 am
Your claims are competing with claims I have already made. If you don't reconsider the area you wish to claim. I will be forced to declare war upon you.
Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Taser on January 21, 2016, 01:19:54 pm
Let the Peasant War of Veluca commence.

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Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Torben on January 21, 2016, 04:35:13 pm
best zread i haff readings in of many years, jaja.
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shoi being isis in this case.
making him shoisis.
which almost sounds like sheisse.
which reminds me of glorious sheisse-porn.

ah, german  culture best culture  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Jona on January 21, 2016, 05:06:24 pm
Sheeit man, did you even graduate kindergarten? Your T's are I's, S's are G's, K's are R's or T's, V's are B's, Y's are N's, N's look like X's or some shit, and your U's have eyeballs. 0/10 stop playing war games and go back to gradeschool.
Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: KaleLord on January 22, 2016, 05:47:58 pm
fok yo shit
Title: Re: The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka
Post by: Talanarsis on January 23, 2016, 09:11:14 am
Quote from: Jona on January 21, 2016, 05:06:24 pm
Sheeit man, did you even graduate kindergarten? Your T's are I's, S's are G's, K's are R's or T's, V's are B's, Y's are N's, N's look like X's or some shit, and your U's have eyeballs. 0/10 stop playing war games and go back to gradeschool.

Don't blame me, blame the weird font that makes letters look like other letters. Only German font I could find, soooo... yeah...
Title: Dead. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Post by: Talanarsis on January 23, 2016, 09:27:47 am
As of January twenty third, two thousand and six the The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka is now dead. Due to miscommunication and insanity (well, the insanity is all me) we laid claim to lands that had already been claimed. I personally would like to apologize to all members of The Despotate, and promise to reimburse them for all troops and gear lost in the battle with Sir_Lord_Gentleman_Snuffy. The last thing I want is to cause conflict, so now I am dismantling The Sovereign Kingdom of Velüka. I wish The Despotate luck with their conquest of Veluca and it's surrounding lands.
Title: Re: Dead. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on January 23, 2016, 09:41:32 am
Quote from: Talanarsis on January 23, 2016, 09:27:47 am
The last thing I want is to cause conflict,

Dude, what the fuck?

God bless it, I'm getting the inkling here that certain stereotypically sub-terrarian and smelly critters in the same vein as kobolds or trolls are gonna be the only motherfuckers willing to get blood on their dicks hands disgusting mitts.